LIGHTEN UP: HIRE A PROFESSIONAL ORGANIZER

I know this professional organizer and she’s a great person who has a lot to offer in terms of organizational help. She’s trustworthy, smart, and very experienced.

Hey.  It’s the beginning of the year, the Jewish New Year, and the right time to get your organizational act together. I’m tempted to hire her to help organize around here. YIKES. We’re drowning in CLUTTER.  email: etraubman@aol.com

Lighten Up! With the help of a Professional  Organizer

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BROOKLYN BRIDGE SWIM

New York 1 reports that Chris Monson won The Second Annual Brooklyn Bridge Swim, the 45-minute, 1 kilometer race from the shores of East River Park in Manhattan to Brooklyn Bridge Park. One participant told this to New York 1:

"I thought it’d be cold, but probably 75 degrees, and it felt great, warm. It had a funny taste but tried not to swallow too much."

MANUSCRIPT EDITING AND EVALUATION WITH A MASTER

Regina McBride is a published novelist and creative writing instructor with seventeen years of teaching experience, available to read your manuscript and offer insight, feedback, and suggestions. 

Whether you feel your work is ready to go out to agents, or you feel there may be a need to deepen the characters, the story, or the connection between the two, SHE CAN HELP YOU.

Unfinished manuscripts, as well as the first pages or chapters of the novel are as welcome as "finished" manuscripts.  The fee is negotiable, depending upon how much material you submit and the kind of feedback you are looking for.

Contact Regina McBride, at nightsea21@nyc.rr.com

BIO
Regina McBride is the author of three novels, The Nature of Water and Air,
The Land of Women, and The Marriage Bed, all published by Simon and
Schuster.  Her novels have been translated into seven languages, and her
first novel was a Barnes and Noble Discover Great New Writers selection, a
Borders Original Voices choice, and a Booksense pick.  She is the recipient
of an NEA fellowship, and a New York Foundation for the Arts Fellowship.
Her poetry book, Yarrow Field, won an American Book Series Award.  She
taught fiction writing and poetry writing for nine years at Hunter College
and at The Writer’s Voice in New York City

MIDDLE SCHOOLS TO KNOW ABOUT

I’m not saying this is a comprehensive list. Or that that these are the only good schools. But here’s a list of some of the middle schools in Brooklyn and downtownish Manhattan that fifth grade public school parents may want to tour. Call the parent coordinators for more information about open houses and school tours. Call soon. Inside Schools is an essential on-line resource for all NYC public schools. That’s where I got this information and there’s tons more there about these schools and many more.

MS 447 Math & Science Exploratory School
345 Dean St. BROOKLYN, NY 11231
Phone: (718) 330-9328 | Fax: (718) 330-0944
Principal: Lisa Gioe-Cordi
Parent Coordinator: Julia Castro (347) 563-4908

MS 448 Brooklyn Secondary School for Collaborative Studies
610 Henry Street BROOKLYN, NY 11231
Phone: (718) 923-4750 | Fax: (718) 923-4730
Principal: Alyce Barr

M.S. 443 The New Voices School for Academic & Creative Arts at PS 295
330 18th Street BROOKLYN, NY 11212
Phone: (718) 965-0390 | Fax: (718) 965-0603
Principal: Frank Giordano
Parent Coordinator: Enid Parra (347) 563-5377

M.S. 51 William Alexander School
350 Fifth Avenue BROOKLYN, NY 11215
Phone: (718) 369-7603 | Fax: (718) 499-4948
Principal: Lenore Berner
Parent Coordinator: Audrey Komaroff (347) 563-5371

The Urban Assembly Academy of Arts and Letters

225 Adelphi Street Brooklyn, NY 11205
Phone: (718) 222-1605 | Fax: (718) 852-6020
Principal: Allison Gaines Pell

Secondary School for Research
237 7th Avenue BROOKLYN, NY 11215
Phone: (718) 832-4300 | Fax: (718) 788-8127
Principal: Jill Bloomberg
Parent Coordinator: Patricia Squillari (347) 563-4950

I.S. 239 Mark Twain School

2401 Neptune Avenue BROOKLYN, NY 11224
Phone: (718) 266-0814 | Fax: (718) 266-1693
Principal: Carol Moore
Parent Coordinator: Henry Kinsey (347) 563-4596 | Website
I.S. 98 The Bay Academy for the Arts and Sciences
1401 Emmons Avenue BROOKLYN, NY 11235
Phone: (718) 891-9005 | Fax: (718) 891-3865
Principal: Mrs. Marian Nagler
Parent Coordinator: Myra Chernick (347) 563-4683

I.S. 240 Andries Hudde School

2500 Nostrand Avenue BROOKLYN, NY 11210
Phone: (718) 253-3700 | Fax: (718) 253-0356
Principal: Elena S. O\’Sullivan
Parent Coordinator: Celina Acham (347) 563-4678

MANHATTAN

Institute for Collaborative Education
345 East 15th Street NEW YORK, NY 10003
Phone: (212) 475-7972 | Fax: (212) 475-0459 Principal: Mr. John Pettinato
Parent Coordinator: John Lombardo (347) 563-5162

539 New Explorations Into Science, Technology and Math (NEST+M)
111 Columbia Street NEW YORK, NY 10002
Phone: (212) 677-5190 | Fax: (212) 260-8124
Principal: Olga Livanis
Parent Coordinator: Marcy Rios (347) 563-5305

M.S. 260 Clinton School for Writers and Artists
320 West 21 Street NEW YORK, NY 10011
Phone: (212) 255-8860 | Fax: (212) 807-0421
Principal: Jeanne Marie Fraino, IA
Parent Coordinator: Cindy O’Neil (347) 563-5171

M.S. 260 Clinton School for Writers and Artists
320 West 21 Street NEW YORK, NY 10011
Phone: (212) 255-8860 | Fax: (212) 807-0421
Principal: Jeanne Marie Fraino, IA
Parent Coordinator: Cindy O’Neil (347) 563-5171

NYC Lab School for Collaborative Studies
333 West 17th Street NEW YORK, NY 10011
Phone: (212) 691-6119 | Fax: (212) 691-6219
Principal: Gary Eisinger/Brooke Jackson
Parent Coordinator: Marilyn Coston (347) 563-5282

 

HALF-NELSON: FILM BY PARK SLOPE FILMMAKERS ON DVD

I rented Half Nelson on Friday Night. The film is by Ryan Fleck and Anna Boden, 26, who also edited the movie. They lived in Park Slope when the film was made; I’m not sure if they still live here.

Ryan Gosling, who plays a very believable young, Brooklyn schoolteacher, was nominated for a 2006 Academy Award for Best Actor.

The film, which is based on a short film by the filmmakers called, Gowanus, Brooklyn, opened a year ago. I heard about it on NPR, knew that it was gathering some acclaim, but never managed to see it. It

Well, I finally rented it on DVD and was very, very impressed.

Preparing for the film, Ryan Gosling spent time with a New York public schoolteacher in a Brooklyn school. he plays a very Brooklyn 20-something with lefty parents, who frequents Red Hook bars like the now defunct Lilly’s. He’s socially conscious guy who wants to change the world except his personal life is a total mess.

When one of his students discovers that he’s a crack addict,  he strikes up an unlikely friendship with her. Their mutually supportive friendship is the centerpiece of the movie.

Shareeka Eeps plays Dre, the student he befriends. She is the revelation of the movie. Discovered in a Red Hook middle school, she was in the original short, Gowanus, Brooklyn. Eeps plays a character who’s quiet strength and a maturity beyond her years, infuses the film with a gentle wisdom.

The film is slow paced and subtle. It lets things unfold in unpredictable ways. The dialogue was a little hard to hear at times but that’s a small complaint.

Half-Nelson is an amazing movie.

I LIKE REAL NAMES OR CONSISTENT WEB ALIASES

I understand pseudonyms and nom de nets; the need to protect friends and family; the need to protect oneself from employers and corporations; the right to privacy and the dangers of being a public blogger…

Still, I like real names (or consistent web aliases) because I like to know that there’s a real person, who is willing to take responsibility for what they are writing, on the other side of that post.

Especially on a place blog or a community blog.

We all share the same streets and avenues, whether its physical space or cyber space. We live together and we choose to do it in an openhearted, respectful, generous and graceful way.

Our community is a healthy mesh of opposites.  That’s what we love about Brooklyn, right? It’s an energetic, diverse, creative, messy, expressive, sometimes explosive, sophisticated and opinionated place. 

Express your thoughts and opinions in a civil and respectful way. That’s totally fine. Leave your real name. And definitely don’t use someone else’s name (which someone has been doing).

Use your real name and be yourself. Warts and all.

But hiding behind masks and spewing insults? That’s pretty weird.

Just because I don’t like reading Brooklynian, for instance, doesn’t mean I feel the need to hide behind a pseudonym and leave insulting comments.

I don’t believe in that. I’ve got my own blog, with my name on it, where I can express myself. How cool is that?

RICHARD GRAYSON: THE BROOKLYN LIT LIFE

Read The Written Nerd’s interview with OTBKB pal, Richard Grayson. Find out whether he thinks there’s a Brooklyn literary sensibility? Which writers or works most emblematize Brooklyn. Which older writers set the tone? Which contemporary writers he reads with interest. Here’s an excerpt.

Growing up, I loved books about other kids in Brooklyn: first and foremost, Betty Smith’s A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, and then Henry Roth’s Call It Sleep, Paule Marshall’s Brown Girl, Brownstones, Irving Shulman’s The Amboy Dukes and later Chaim Potok’s The Chosen and Jay Neugeboren’s An Orphan’s Tale.

Other great older Brooklyn books are Daniel Fuchs’ Williamsburg Trilogy, Wallace Markfield’s hilarious To an Early Grave (later turned into the film Bye Bye Braverman), Aflfred Kazin’s A Walker in the City, Michael Stephens’ Brooklyn Book of the Dead, Jack Pulaski’s The St. Veronica Gig Stories (a terrific Williamsburg book), Hubert Selby Jr.’s Last Exit to Brooklyn, Pietro di Donato’s Christ in Concrete and Bernard Malamud’s The Assistant.

Fiction
writers whose works emblemize Brooklyn for me also include Irwin Shaw,
Norman Mailer, Woody Allen (whose photo I used to pass every day
changing classes at Midwood), Gilbert Sorrentino, James Purdy, Paula
Fox, Pete Hamill, Gloria Naylor, Jonathan Baumbach, Susan Fromberg
Schaeffer, Jane Schwartz, Thomas Glynn, Jacqueline Woodson, Pietro di
Donato, Thomas Boyle, Edwidge Danticat, and Robert Greenfield.

WHY BLOG? ASK BRKLYN STORIES

Brklyn Stories   poses the question and answers it in a personal way. She describes her blog as a resource for residents of Kensington as well as
comments on cultural events within Greater New York and elsewhere. Here’s an excerpt:

The question might seem redundant but sometimes a reflection helps,
especially since blogging risks getting weighed down by negative
entries, forcing many to ask, "What’s the point?" But better yet, why
the negativity? These wavering doubts caused me to postpone opening a
blog for almost a year. This is ironic since I’m an art critic, so you
would think I would be used to taking artists and their ideas to task
quite frequently. Au contraire. Writing and, in this case blog writing,
is still a creative process. Pejorative trains of thought are very easy
to slip into, but unfortunately they are not progressive since it is
very hard to utilize another one’s emotions for anything useful.

Blogs are like photographs. Each is a digital document, in literary and
pictorial form, that attempts to capture the here-and-now moment of our
lives. The free access and exchange of ideas is by and large priceless.
In Jack Kerouac’s On The Road, it was clear that society was missing something very deep down and his adventure brought it all back.

WEATHER BY ROSE

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From her weather tower in Coney Island, here is today’s weather by Rose at 12:30 p.m.

"It’s 71 degrees now. It’s going to reach into the middle of the 80’s and will be hot and humid. Tomorrow in the 80’s with a chance of thunder showers. The rain might last into Monday."

SMARTMOM’S LAST FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL

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Here’s this week’s Smartmom from the 2007 SNA Newspaper of the Year, the Brooklyn Paper.

The night before the first day of school, there was a festive BBQ in the front yard of Smartmom’s apartment building.

A potluck bonanza, the impromptu menu included pesto pasta salad, chipotle turkey burgers, shish kebob, roasted veggies and a seemingly endless supply of cold white wine.

Best of all, the adults got to commiserate about the end of summer.

“I’m just not ready for this,” one neighbor told Smartmom. “It feels very sudden this year.”

“I am so dreading tomorrow,” another neighbor said. “This summer went by in a flash.”

Clearly, it was the parents who were having a hard time letting go of the carefree days of summer. The kids seemed to be facing the transition with energy and aplomb. A girl who lives in the building next door was hula hoping while finishing “A Tale of Two Cities,” the required summer reading at MS 51.

The Oh So Feisty One wore her first-day-of-school outfit to the barbecue: a test-run of the stylish blue dress, black leggings, and new slip-on black sneakers. Needless to say, she got a lot of compliments.

Upstairs, her blue and purple messenger-style bag was already packed and ready for its debut the next day.

Teen Spirit was clearly in denial about his first day. When Smartmom saw him walk past her with a large group of friends, she reminded him that he needed to get a good night’s sleep — for a change — so that he could leave the house by 6:45 am.

“Don’t worry, mom,” he told her.

But worry she did. It’s not like he’s been awake before 1 pm in months. Smartmom was stressing because she knows what it takes to get her kids to school.

Tabloid Mom could tell that Smartmom was agitated. She told her to have another glass of Chardonnay. But the wine only made Smartmom more morose. She thought of that line from “Charlotte’s Web”: “The crickets sang in the grasses. They sang the song of summer’s ending, a sad monotonous song. ‘Summer is over and gone,’ they sang. ‘Over and gone, over and gone. Summer is dying, dying.’”

Oy. The sound of those crickets. It’s been so loud on Third Street that sometimes Smartmom wonders if they’re in her living room.

Thankfully, Tabloid Mom interrupted the morbid daydream.

“What middle school’s are you looking at?” she asked, posing a question that Smartmom knows she’ll be hearing at least 43 times a day for the next few months.

Yes, this is OSFO’s last year at PS 321 and soon it will be time to fill out those dreaded middle school applications.

Smartmom forced herself to remember the names of the local middle schools she’d blocked out of her mind all summer.

It’s not like she thought about middle school options while she was working on her novel in her Edward Hopperesque room with an ocean view on Block Island.

She certainly did not read “New York’s Best Middle Schools,” by Clara Hemphill, while sitting on the beach in Amagansett.

And don’t think she was comparing middle school test scores while sipping latte and reading beat poetry in Mario’s Cigar Store Café in San Francisco.

But Tabloid Mom’s question brought it all back. All of it…

The next morning at 6 am, Smartmom wanted to ignore the annoying beep of her alarm clock. But she didn’t.

She wanted to stay under the covers and continue dreaming. But she didn’t.

Instead, she dragged herself into Teen Spirit’s room and shook the sleeping giant awake. She knocked on Mrs. Kravitz’s door to borrow back the butter she’d lent her a few days before so that Teen Spirit’s bagel could be buttered…

By 7 am, Teen Spirit was out the door, and OSFO was in her back-to-school outfit and ready to go.

Later, they walked slowly up Third Street to Seventh Avenue as Smartmom thought about all the back-to-school errands that lay ahead (supplies from Save on Fifth, groceries from the Co-op, a new bag for Teen Spirit from Brooklyn Industries). But then something miraculous happened:

Smartmom saw the parade of parents on Seventh Avenue. Friends. Acquaintances. Familiar faces. It was good to see them all.

There’s Angela, the friendly crossing guard on Second Street, who wished them a good new year at school.

When they entered the PS 321 backyard, Smartmom noticed that one of OSFO’s teacher’s from last year is pregnant (and has a little bump to prove it). Cute.

While OSFO lined up with her classmates, Smartmom took in the scene. Friends ran up to OSFO and gave her a hug. A friend’s redheaded daughter got so unbelievably tall. Brainy Lawyer and her family looked suntanned and healthy. Tall and Sultry was jet-lagged after a month in Italy.

“Hey, moms, pose for a picture,” said Groovy Architect Mom. “It’s our last first day of school at PS 321.”

Smartmom joined this interesting gaggle of mom-friends for an enthusiastic photograph. They all smiled. Smartmom felt a twinge of nostalgia. She’d been through a lot with these women.

After the flash, the moms dispersed. They were off to work, off to do errands. One mom said she was “off to open the stacks of mail on my desk.”

Buoyed by the warmth of her mom-friends and the scene in the backyard, Smartmom was ready to face her first day of school, the school year, and everything else that comes her way.

LOOKING AT PUBLIC MIDDLE SCHOOLS: MAKE YOUR APPOINTMENTS NOW!

A lot of fifth grade parents wait for the first middle school fair, which is usually in October, to make appointments for middle school tours but the truth is the time to call the schools is NOW.

A friend called MS 51 yesterday and she was 89th on a list. The school doesn know the dates of the tours yet but said they would call her back.

She’s #89. Yeesh.
Their phone number: (718) 369-7603

Year ago, when I went to the middle school fair, a lot of the tours were already filled up. I had to wait until January to see MS 51 that year. And that’s pretty late.

Another friend called Brooklyn Collaborative and they told her to call back — they aren’t eady to take names. She said she spoke to a very nice woman.

New Voices is taking calls and you can get an appointment for a tour if I remember what my friend told me correctly. It can’t hurt to call Upper Carroll (on Dean Street) and the Urban Assembly of Arts and Letters.

Suffice it to say, everyone is a little fatutzed about the whole thing. I’ve had a million conversations about middle school and it’s only the first week of school.

You can’t start getting agitated too early, I guess.

CANCER AND THE UNINSURED

Friend of OTBKB and longtime Park Sloper, Mary Crowley, had this letter in today’s New York Times. She is director of public affairs and communications at the Hastings
Center, the nation’s first bioethics research organization.

Re “Cancer Society Focuses Its Ads on the Uninsured” (front page, Aug. 31):

That
the American Cancer Society has shifted its entire advertising budget
from prevention of the nation’s second deadliest killer to the mortal
costs of uninsurance dramatically connects the dots between our 47
million uninsured and avoidable death. The current situation, in which
a tenth of all cancer patients are uninsured and a quarter of families
battling it are impoverished by the fight, is not the war on cancer the
nation should be waging.

Bravo to the cancer society for making
it clear that this is a moral problem that belies American values like
choice, beneficence and compassion — values over which no party can
take ownership. It is tragic and a travesty that a single cancer
patient in the United States should succumb because of lack of access
to screening or treatment.

Mary Crowley
Sept. 1, 2007

 

DIAPER DIVA TAKES ON STEVE JOBS

Imagine how Diaper Diva feels now that Steve Jobs lowered the price on the iPhone. I mean, she paid $650 bucks for that thing she almost lost when she put it on top of her car in Montauk.

"I guess Apple realized that the price was too high. I knew they were going to lower the price at some point. It’s a concession because they didn’t sell as many as they wanted to," Diaper Diva told OTOBK.

Suffice it to say, DD was relieved to hear that
she’s getting a $100 Apple gift certificate. "I was happy to hear that but I
wish he just gave us the $100 bucks. Now we have to spend it at Apple
and I’ll probably end up spending more money."

Diaper Diva still loves her iPhone and is doing everything she can to make sure it doesn’t get lost (or fly off a car) again.

"Maybe they should have waited a little longer before lowering the price," Diaper Diva says. "It wasn’t very sensitive to their loyal customers who ran out to buy it."

Diaper Diva plans to put her $100 gift certificate from Steve Jobs toward a new iPod for her Dad.

Ain’t that nice?

JENNIFER KLIEGEL: PARK SLOPE REAL ESTATE SURVIVOR

Jennifer Kliegel, owner of the Dance Studio of Park Slope, lives to teach dance. So when she found out that she was being pushed out of her space at 808 Union Street by rising rents she knew what she had to do.

She began looking for a new space in earnest. And that’s not the easiest thing to do in overpriced Park Slope. Seventh Avenue was out of the question. So was Sixth and Fifth Avenues…

Organizations that need large spaces are really screwed when it comes to Park Slope.

So she looked and looked and FINALLY found something on Sackett Street between Third and Fourth Avenues.

Okay, so it’s somewhat off the beaten track for convenience-oriented Park Sloper’s but it’s bigger and better than the old space which had clearly seen better days, was run down, and in need of all kind of modern conveniences like air conditioning, etc.

It’s also a better location to attract students from Cobble Hill, Carroll Gardens, Boerum Hill, Ft. Greene and Brooklyn Heights.

Kliegel is a survivor and she runs a wonderful dancing school. She deserves the neighborhood’s support even if it means more of a schlep to your kid’s dance classes.

The kids, of course, ADORE Jennifer, who started dancing in high school and with academic and dance scholarships trained at Stephens College, MO.

A self-described "jazz, tap, musical-theater baby" she has even danced in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. "I have danced my way onto soap operas, commercials, “Saturday Night Live” and 1st company with “Dance Theatre Dayton," she writes on her web site.

Jennifer came to the Dance Studio in 1981, as a student and immediately started teaching. She became partner in 1989 and the sole owner in 1989. She was one of the Park Slope 100 even before the move. She will most certainly have to be there again.

    My greatest joy in life comes from my family back home, my “kid in fur coat” Dyna (my boxer) and the smiles and hugs I get from your kids each day when I walk into the studio. What defines my life is teaching and I love it. I celebrated my 25th Anniversary at The Dance Studio, December 2006.

    After a year of great change for both The Dance Studio and me, more than ever, I’m grateful and proud to be here."

What a gal. And what a survivor! Congrats to Jennifer and many more great years of dancing.

GREAT NEW SPACE FOR THE DANCE STUDIO OF PARK SLOPE

The Dance Studio of Park Slope is beginning its 32nd year in a new space. Last June they were forced out by rising rents from their long-time residence at 808 Union Street to make way for Kidsville (more about that later).

This move may be a blessing in disguise even if it was traumatic and expensive for Jennifer Kliegel, the big hearted and talented owner of the beloved dancing school where many a Park Slope youth has studied gymnastics, modern, ballet and tap.

According to the new website, the new space will have state of the art dance floors, CENTRAL AIR CONDITIONING, storefront access for ease with strollers, less street congestion for those who drive and public transportation on both subway and buses. NEW AND BETTER EVERYTHING.

The New Location:
630 Sackett
Street
Brooklyn, NY 11217
between 3rd and 4th Avenues.
718-789-4419
thedancestudiops.com

 

GERSH TAKES ON THE BROOKLYNIAN: YAY

According to the Brooklyn Paper, things have gotten realy REALLY NASTY on the Brooklynian, a Park Slope community blog and message board. Discussions of the new Seventh Avenue eatery, Elementi, hit new lows (and that’s pretty low) when blog-posters began trashing the restaurant even before it opened. They were just pissed that Snooky’s went out of business and decided to take it out on the people who were opening Elementi.

It’s totally legitimate to be angry when a beloved local institution goes out of business. It’s even legitimate for people to share their pain and loss on the Internet

But is it right to condemn the incoming restaurant even before it opens? Did people on the Brooklyniam message board go beyond the beyond?

Probably. But that’s the nature of message boards.

Gersh Kuntzman, editor of the Brooklyn Paper, looked into the situation and even had dinner at the restaurant, which he enjoyed immensely. But that wasn’t the point. He just wondered if it was fair to take out the closing of Snooky’s on the new owners of Elementi.

I for one avoid the Brooklynian and think of it as a very toxic blog. Snarky and mean spirited, the Brooklynian is not where I want to spend my reading time. But hey, that’s just me.

Full disclosure: People on the Brooklynian love to trash Smartmom. Thick skin. Thick skin. I try not to take this kind of stuff too seriously. But this kind of thing can really ruin a restuarant.

Here’s an excerpt from Gersh’s article.

I asked one of the moderators of the Brooklynian message board
whether it was considered fine by Web standards to slam an eatery
before anyone has actually eaten there, but he wouldn’t really answer.
“That’s kind of like asking the Internet what it thinks about the stuff
that gets posted on it,” he said.

That wasn’t enough for me, so I contacted Caseopele myself. She seemed proud of her handiwork.

“I
have a bit of a problem with people who push older businesses out only
to open another cookie-cutter business in its place,” she wrote via
e-mail.

I reminded her that no one “pushed” Snooky’s out — that
it merely closed for lack of business — but she responded that the
Rutledges “turned a perfectly good restaurant into what they thought
Park Slope needed. They think they know what the neighborhood wants but
they never ask.”

But that that’s what business people do: look
around, make their judgment and let the market — not anonymous yahoos
on Yahoo! — make its ruling (just as the market did to Snooky’s).

And
then I did something that Caseopele never did: I ate at Elementi. Full
disclosure? It was a kick-ass meal, from the pappardelle with oxtail to
the skirt steak.

So as far as I’m concerned, the issue is
settled. Now, can we all get back to using Web forums for important
discussions, like the gender of a toddler’s winter hat?

ONE LESS STEP IN THE MUTLI-STEP PROCESS OF SHOPPING AT THE FOOD COOP

I am still buzzing from yesterday’s news about debit machines at the Food Coop. The big change is happening on October 1. There will be no shopping at the Coop that day.  God willing, the Coop will reopen at 8 am the next morning ready to take your DEBIT CARD.

There’s been talk about debit machines for years. YEARS. Granted, you can write checks to the Coop — but they don’t make that easy. You have to set up an account and keep a small deposit at the Coop so that you have enough to cover the check…

I don’t know anyone who does this. I am sure that people do. But it feels like one more thing…

I would say that the cash-only policy is one of the things that keeps me from shopping at the Coop even when I want to. Some days I walk by, think of going in but realize I only have 20 bucks.

There’s nothing worse than shopping and discovering at check-out that I am short five, ten dollars. Then I have to leave my cart in the front and walk over to the Citibank or even the Bank of America on the corner of Union and 7th Avenue get cash and come back.

It’s not that big a deal but actually it is. I usually spend about 60 bucks when I go there but sometimes I get carried away and it hits 100 or more. I hate it when I am short just a couple of dollars.

Argh.

For those who don’t know, Food Coop Shopping is a multi-step process. It may be laborious but it is not entirely without its pleasures. Here is Coop Shopping 101:

1. Make sure you have enough cash. If not: get the cash.

2. Show your membership card to the person at the door. This process IS computerized, mind you. If you left your card home, you can just give the person your number. If you  don’t know the number, you can get it from someone in the office upstairs.  Tired yet? 

3. SHOP. This is the best part. The selection is fantastic and the food and produce is exceedingly fresh. During shopping you may run into someone you know which can also add to the fun.

4. Wait on the regular or the express line for check-out. Shopping on weekday mornings and afternoons is best. I avoid the Coop on evenings and weekends due to the long check-out lines.

5. Check out and gab with the check-out person about what you are buying (You may even get recipe tips). Don’t forget to have your Food Coop card or number handy: you always have to show it to the check-out person. Bag or box your groceries.

6. Wait on line to pay one of the cashiers.

7. Hand your cash over to the cashier. Wait for your receipts.

8. Show your receipts to the Exit person at the door.

9. Walk or car service home OR find an orange vested escort and take the shopping cart with you. The escort may be an Israeli draft evader, a musician who plays with Odetta, a personal coach, or a  performance artist from Berlin.

The walk is always interesting.  The escort can’t push the cart but he/she will take it back to the Coop.

WHY DO I FOOD COOP?

Because I love it that’s why. It’s one of my favorite things about living in Park Slope. It’s hard to explain but I’ll try.

My work shift:  The best part: I can listen to Brian Lehrer and Lenny Lopate on the radio while I work.

I love when it’s done. I have to add everything up and it all feels very complete. A task well-done.

Shopping: I love the selection of food and the sense that I am buying products that are better for me and my family at a decent price. The produce is GORGEOUS and such fun to select. The selection inspires me to try new things. I love the linens they sell there, the calendars, candles, and cards.

Check-out: I hate the lines BUT I enjoy conversing with the check-out person about what I’m buying and interesting ways of cooking, say, Bok Choi.

Caveat: Yesterday I worked my shift but ended up shopping at the dreaded Key Food.

Why? I needed to have the food delivered. I felt like a stupid idiot but I had to do it that way.

I got hardly any produce. And no items like Amy’s Pizza, which are twice the price at Key Food and Back to the Land.

Overall: To be part of the most successful member owned and operated Food Coop in the US is pretty cool. The very fact that it works as well as it does, that it is a well-oiled machine, is pretty exciting.

MAYNARD AND JENNICA: BIG BUZZ

Did you notice all the copies of Maynard and Jennica in the window of Community Books? Author Rudy Delson lives around here. He’s a Food Coop member (HEY RUDY, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE DEBIT MACHINES AT THE COOP?) and a fabulous novelist, too.

I read the book last spring and LOVED it. A quick read, it’s smart, funny, insightful, deep and fun. Catherine at the Community Bookstore loved it, too. That’s why it’s spread across the front window over there (not far from Hepcat’s muggle photographs).

Rudy will be at Brooklyn Reading Works on September 20th at 8 p.m. It will be a festive reading and party at the Old Stone House that you won’t want to miss. This will be no ordinary reading. Friends and other writers will read selections from the book. There will be wine, food selected by Rudy, interesting people. Maybe even some balloons.

See you on the 20th. Maynard, Jennica and OTBKB together for the first time.

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