The Blog That Must Not Be Named On IKEA Opening

Some more outrageous racial humor from The Blog That Must Not Be Named. This time BN writes funny about the IKEA opening in Red Hook.

Gawker gawked about this post on Tuesday. I’m sure there were plenty of comments.

The first-ever IKEA store is opening in the borough of Brooklyn tomorrow, a development which has the local media all atwitter. Close to 40 people have lined up for the chance to be the first ones in the rapidly gentrifying Red Hook neighborhood to buy mass-produced Swedish furniture. To celebrate the occasion, the gruff and hilarious Park Slope guy who goes by the name of Blognigger (just to make you uncomfortable) has posted his own Onion-esque take: “Red Hook Blacks Line Up to Rob First 100 IKEA Customers.” But he doesn’t forget to make the scheduled robberies a multicultural endeavor for the Curbed.com-reading gentrifiers themselves, too

Slow news week and the IKEA opening is the talk of the town.

Marty Brings Sandwiches to IKEA

Racked,is blogging non-stop blogging about the IKEA line-up reports that BP Marty Markowitz came by after 9 p.m. on Tuesday night to hand out sandwiches to those who have lined up for free couches and chairs.

Isn’t this whole IKEA thing fun?

By the time I wake up they should begin sawing the log, IKEA’s version of a ribbon cutting. It’s a Swedish tradition though the Daily News via Gowanus Lounge begs to differ.

“This isn’t a Swedish thing, it’s an Ikea thing,” sniffed Ortigueira, who said that just like in the States, Swedish politicians love cutting ribbons, not logs. “I’m sure the founder has a good reason, but it’s not a Swedish thing.”

Fourth Avenue Rezoning Continues: From Douglas to First

There’s an updated proposal to rezone the west side of Fourth Avenue between Douglas and First Streets so that 12 story apartment buildings can be built there.

Fourth Avenue is changing and it’s changing fast.

Brownstoner has more information about a new proposal that differs in significant ways from the 2003 rezoning that made all those tall buildings on Fourth Avenue possible. Anything about schools for all those new residents of Fourth Avenue?

Under the proposal, the seven blocks’ zoning will be changed from manufacturing, thus allowing for the construction of 12-story residential structures. One big difference from the ’03 rezoning that gave us the 4th Avenue we have today: The new law of the land will require developers to have a active ground floor uses for a percentage of frontage on 4th Avenue. Click through for a map detailing the planned changes

Here you can read the actual draft proposal for the Gowanus Canal Corridor Framework
Draft Zoning Proposal

Jamie Livingston Polaroid-A-Day on Canadian Broadcasting Corp.

2587269913_0021313917Listen to this CBC Podcast. It’s a very moving and beautiful segment about  Jamie Livingston, who took a Polaroid a day for 18 years including his last. The show includes interviews with Hugh Crawford and Betsy Reid, who re-photographed over 6,000 Polaroids and created the site, as well as Chris Higgins of Mental Floss, who uncovered the site before it was ever meant to be found. You can also hear Betsy read the letter Jamie wrote to the Polaroid Corporation in 1986.

Brooklyn Blogade Gathering at Root Hill on Fourth Avenue

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Come one, come all. The Brooklyn Blogade is coming to town on June 22 and I hope you’ll join us this Sunday at noon. Joyce at Bad Girl Blog had this on her blog:

The Blogade is a monthly meet and greet for bloggers, blog
readers, and people who are thinking about becoming bloggers. It’s a
great opportunity to network and to learn a thing or two about
blogging. It’s also a great way to learn about new blogs

Photo-tastic Adrian Kinloch of Brit in Brooklyn is hosting this month’s blogade so naturally the emphasis will be on photoblogging. Anyone who regularly uses images should find it useful and fun.

Brooklyn Blogade: Picture This
Sunday, June 22, Noon
Root Hill Cafe
4th Avenue and Carroll, Park Slope, Brooklyn
RSVP to: ak@adriankinloch.net

If you are thinking of starting a blog you’ll be in great company as
there’ll be bloggers around who’ll be happy to chat with you about
setting something up. We’ll also talk about copyright, fair use and
backing up your work.

And that’s not all! We’ll also do our regular shout-out, where everyone gets to talk a bit about their blog. And we’ll all have a chance after the main event to share, gripe, praise, and otherwise gossip and moan about how the blogosphere’s growing importance throughout the universe.

Summer Streets NYC: What About Brookyn?

Sustainable Flatbush reports that Mayor Bloomberg, Lance Armstrong and David Byrne were on hand at the news conference to announce Summer Streets NYC. Here’s the press release via Streetsblog:

“We anticipate that hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers and visitors will take advantage of streets temporarily opened for recreation,” said Mayor Bloomberg. “We hope the Summer Streets experiment will become as much a part of the New York experience as strolling the Coney Island boardwalk, participating in the 5-borough bike tour, or listening to the Philharmonic in the park.” (NYC press release, via Streetsblog)

And from the New York Times:

Emulating similar experiments in Paris, London, and Bogotá, Colombia, New York City will close off to traffic a 6.9-mile route from the Brooklyn Bridge to East 72nd Street on three consecutive Saturdays, giving New Yorkers to a chance to explore and enjoy “car-free recreation corridors” — well, for six hours a stretch, at least. (NY Times)

What about Brooklyn? I know there was an attempt to close off Seventh Avenue to traffic for a few weekends this summer. Not sure if anything came of that yet. Sure sounds like a great idea to me.

Speaker Quinn and Tish James: Food Stamps for 200,000 Brooklyn Households

It turns out that there are over 200,000 households in Brooklyn who qualify for Food Stamps but are not enrolled. This is federal money that is going to waste. Speaker Christine C. Quinn and Council Member Letitia James want to remedy this problem and get the Food Stamps to people who really need them. In these tough economic times that sounds like a great idea.

Tomorrow morning, Speaker Quinn and Council Member James will announce the completion and the findings of the Brooklyn borough Medicaid Food Stamp data match, an initiative that identified 211,801 Brooklyn households currently enrolled in Medicaid who may be qualified for the food stamp program, but are not enrolled.

WHAT:     Press Conference

WHERE:   Hanson Place Central United Methodist Church Food Pantry
                144 St. Felix St., Downtown Bklyn.

WHEN:     Wednesday, June 18, 2008

WHO:     Speaker Christine C. Quinn
                Council Member Letitia James
                Hunger Advocates

TIME:     10:00 a.m.

Still No Middle School Placements for Special Education

Students are graduating this week and next but as of June 16, the children on the Collaborative Team Teaching (CTT) track HAVE NOT been placed in a middle school. Here’s a letter by parents and others at a local elementary school that was sent to the Education Department.

CTT (Collaborative Team Teaching) helps bright children who have different learning styles be successful. This can be seen in report cards, test scores and other school activities. Two teachers, working together, teach and instill in their general education students and special education students that everyone can achieve and contribute as much as the brightest students to the whole. This is what is happening at the Children’s School (PS372).

Unfortunately, everything we’ve worked for is in jeopardy because our CTT students do not have their middle school placements. We’re seeing the consequences right now. These students are missing the transitional steps, such as orientations and auditions, that make the move to middle school successful. Their peers on the general education track are participating and making plans for activities in September. But we can’t plan the next academic year because we don’t know where our kids will attend middle school.

We have missed the June 12 deadline to respond to and appeal, if necessary, our kids’ placement. We don’t know who is making the final decision on placement or what criteria are being used to get into a middle school. Is it report cards, IEPs, test scores, a combination of these or none of these?

Please tell us what factors lead to this situation? How we can explain to our children when we pick them up from after-school programs, music lessons, sports practice and take them home after their June 18 graduation why they were left behind?

With the support of parents whose kids are on the general education track, we ask for your immediate response and help in solving this crisis.

The Oh So Prolific One: Leon Freilich, Verse Responder

KIDVERSE: COMFORT FOOD

Feeling blue
As blue can be
I reach out for
My remedy
—Peanut butter!

Dad caught a peek
Of my online pal
Asked, “That a guy
Or that a gal?”
—Peanut butter!

Mom found something
In my drawer
Knocked her socks
And dropped her jaw.
—Peanut butter!

Arithmetic,
Arithmetic,
It makes me sob,
It makes me sick.
—Peanut butter!

Why’d I shout
“Mrs. Pell
Is the designated
Teacher from hell”?
—Peanut butter!

I called the schoolguard
A dizzy dame.
I hope she doesn’t
Know my name.
—Peanut butter!

My best friend talked
Behind my back,
Told all the kids
I’m a sad sack.
—Peanut butter!

Will I marry
And divorce
Like the neighbors?
Horrors! Of course.
–Peanut butter!

My worst enemy
I hate to admit
Is twice as smart
And twice as fit.
—Peanut butter!

No one knows
The troubles I’ll see.
But if they do–
DO NOT TELL ME.
—Peanut butter!
—Peanut butter!!
—Peanut butter!!

Thoughts on Changes to the PS 321 Catchment

An OTBKB reader had this to say about potential changes to the PS 321 catchment due to overcrowding.

Since when exactly should the views of parents looking to make a quick buck on their home because of the school catchment area in which they live (or those just happy that their investment has gone up) even VAGUELY be a consideration in the formulation of school policy??

You said it yourself: schools are suffering from overcrowding, and authorities have to act if they are to preserve the quality of education that you and your friends have been true beneficiaries of. Would you rather that class sizes went up and standards went down, as long as house prices remained buoyant in the area? Kids in the catchment area of the future have every right to the same quality of education that your child/children had. And that comes before ANY bourgeois worries about house prices, or the concerns of unfortunate parents who moved to beat the system rather than fighting from within to develop other schools.

Of course the real issue is that there needs to be greater investment in education in the borough. But that doesn’t mean that there shouldn’t be change in the meantime.

The Night IKEA Opens: See “A Hole in A Fence”

Come to Kentler International Drawing Space, a gallery in Red Hook and see the film, A Hole in a  Fence on Wednesday, June 18 at 7:30 p.m. 353 Van Brunt Street in Red Hook. Admission is free.  

Chronicling the changing fortunes of a unique abandoned lot in Red Hook, Brooklyn, A Hole in a Fence explores the complicated issues of development, class and identity facing the city’s most populous borough.

It’s the story of a vanished homeless community and the young
architect who documented it; of a real urban farm run by local kids
amidst a landscape of industrial decay; of young graffiti writers
losing their stomping grounds; of the arrival of a controversial Ikea
megastore; of a photographer’s vision of nature’s renewal; of the
doomed struggle to save a rare part of the neighborhood’s working
waterfront; and of a filmmaker’s discovery of a fleeting, hidden world
on the other side of a rusty old fence.

Seventh Avenue Fair Gets Rain and Sun

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The Seventh Avenue Fair had it all yesterday. Rain and Sun. In the morning there were intermittent heavy downpours and sun showers.

By afternoon it was sun, sun, sun. I only made it from Third Street to Lincoln Place.

Highlights included:

A reading by Nina Crews of her new book, The Neighborhood Mother Goose, at the Community Bookstore’s tent.

I bought a lovely Fofolle skirt at the Brooklyn Indie Market’s booth (pictured left). There were beautiful necklaces by one of the women who runs Urban Alchemy.

Bags, wallets, and money clips by InsidersNY were a treat. Made in Brooklyn’s Navy Yard, the owners photograph Brooklyn and NYC scenes and print them on leather. The results are really fun!

My Little India a shop on South Elliot Place in Ft. Greene had gorgeous curtain panels, rugs, furniture and soap.

Good old Tiki Girl’s Shop had a large selection of mod/hippy rayon dresses, shirts, and her famous bell bottom pants for American Girl Dolls, as well as real girls and women.

The new Mexican place, Barrio, came out with sangria, salsa, guacamole and tasty looking entrees.

D’Vine Taste, Park Slope’s fave middle eastern grocery store, had an unbelievably large selection of food and drinks.

What did you like/not like at the fair?

18 Waiting on Line for Couches at IKEA

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They’re giving away free couches to the first 35 people on line at IKEA and people are already lining up. I just got word that 18 people have already lined up; they’re going to have to stick around until the store opens on Wednesday morning. The first 100 people get an armchair.

On the left is the Ektorp sofa, they’re giving away. It come in white and it sells for $499.

I wonder what the scene is like over there. Are they camping out? They could probably use one of the cute pup tents we got at an IKEA years ago. Maybe IKEA can bring out some foam mattresses, sheets, pillowcases and duvets from inside the store and sheets, pillowcases, etc.

Why not. It could all be IKEA stuff.

Okay. Okay. Racked is covering the IKEA camp site in excruciating detail. Apparently there are tons of reporters/bloggers over there and the Port-A-Potties are already out of toilet paper.

Meanwhile, the neighborhood awaits the arrival of IKEA traffic, which is feared to bring as many as 14,000 cars per weekend. There is a mix of apprehension and excitement. Some residents have fought the idea of an IKEA in Red Hook for years. Others thought it would bring jobs and resources to the neighborhood. It remains to be see whether it’s a good or bad thing. Or maybe it’s a little of both.

In today’s New York Times, Ian Marvy of Added Value, the organic farm which is right across the street from IKEA, is quoted:

“There’s real apprehension,” he said during an interview at his farm on
Saturday. “Manhattan’s population doubles in a day, and we all know the
impact. You’re talking about tripling the population of this
neighborhood.”

He also said that he’s approached IKEA about collaborating on a composting system. "We have to make lemonade," he told the Times. 

Brad Lander on the Brooklyn PTA 5-K Run

I heard from Brad Lander, candidate for City Council (he’s looking to fill Bill de Blasio’s seat) about the Brooklyn PTA 5-K run on Friday night in Prospect Park. Brooklyn PTA is a consortium of local PTA’s set up to raise money for the schools. Here’s Brad:

The Brooklyn PTA 5K run was great.  We had over 200 runners
(which the race aficianados who were there said was fantastic for a
brand new run), from PS 29, PS 39, Brooklyn New School, PS 107, PS 295,
and more. 

I’m pleased to report that PS 107 had the biggest
contingent, with over 40 runners, including our principal, Cynthia
Holton.  The fastest time was a blazing 17:50 by Joe Koelbel, a parent
from the Brooklyn New School.  At least five kids (including my
8-year-old son Marek) came in with times under 30:00.  I don’t know yet
how much money we raised yet, but it looked great. 

 
Credit goes to Nick Bedell, the PTA president from the Brooklyn
New School, who came up with the idea and organized the event, and to a
great crew of volunteers.  Hats off also to the 78th Precinct — at the
end of the race one kid hadn’t yet returned to the starting line, but
before his parents and race organizers could start to fret, the police
had already located him and reunited him with this dad.

There was
great energy and a spirit of cooperation across the public elementary
schools.  Many people are planning to attend the rally this afternoon
at City Hall to protest the $450 million budget cuts to the schools.
We’re looking very forward to an even bigger turnout next year.

New IRS Rule May Delay Atlantic Yards

An excerpt from story on NY 1:

Brooklyn’s Atlantic Yards developer Bruce Ratner downplayed Friday’s reports that a proposed Internal Revenue Service rule might stall the vast construction project.

The IRS proposal would tighten the rules governing the use of tax-exempt bonds, a planned centerpiece of the arena’s financing plan.

Analysts say the rule could jeopardize financing for the project, including a new Nets arena, before developers are even able to begin.

However, Ratner says the arena will go ahead.

Park Slope’s Gay Pride Parade

Here’s a report from Leon Freilich about Saturday night’s rainy gay pride parade:

Gaily, gaily. Through Saturday night’s on-&-off heavy rains and thunderclaps, Brooklyn Pride paraders marched their full mile course along Seventh Avenue. They were led by a drenched vanguard of women bikers and a marching band of more than fifty men, women & youngsters in gleaming white uniforms.

Nothing stopped their high spirits, not the lack of discouraged spectators or feet swimming in shoes. Only when the showers turned into torrents did they break ranks–but only for ten or so minutes–and head for the shelter of store awnings.

Some joined my wife and me in front of Tutta Pasta restaurant, and we were uplifted by the total absence of grumps and groans. “Naa,” said a young trumpet player, shaking a lake out of his instrument. “This is our day and nothing’s spoiling it.”

I’ve seen paraders who trekked through mud or snow (on TV), but never any who slogged through a potentially dangerous rainstorm. (Fortunately no lightning bolts struck nearby, or the accompanying police would certainly have dispersed the marchers.) A brave, determined bunch.

Power to the gays of our lives!

The lighting bolts in the distance Saturday night were striking near Jones Beach in Nassau County. They were close enough to prompt police to halt the REM concert in progress for 90 minutes, according to an account in the Times. Then the rockers and spectators who had taken shelter returned for the rest of the evening’s pounding music.

Is The PS 321 Catchment Being Changed?

There’s gossip afoot that the Education Department has plans to redraw PS 321’s boundaries. Just this morning my own sister told me that she heard it was happening. I told her that it’s not happening. At least for now. However, the Brooklyn Paper reports that some parents at PS 321 are advocating for that.

I for one haven’t heard anyone advocate for that. Although, parents are wondering what will happen when all those apartment towers on Fourth Avenue fill with families? Will PS 321 become even more over-crowded. Limiting the catchment would certainly aggravate a lot of people who moved into the neighborhood for the school. It would also aggravate those who like the extra value placed on their real estate because they are in the catchment. The Brooklyn Paper does say:

The Department of Education says it has no immediate plans to redraw the school boundaries in District 15, which includes PS 321, though agency spokesman Andrew Jacobs told The Brooklyn Paper that the city is looking at all options to reduce crowding. These measures include cutting back on variances that allow out-of-district parents to send their kids to popular schools like PS 321.

Currently, children who live in the area approximately bounded by Third Avenue, Prospect Park West, and Fifth and Union streets can attend PS 321, a K-5 school

Call it what you will. Gossip. anxiety. jitters about overcrowding. It’s definitely in the Park Slope Zeitgeist.

Tonight: Reading of Ulysses at Pub on Smith Street

Today is Bloomsday, which is, according to Wikipedia, “a commemoration observed annually on 16 June in Dublin and elsewhere to celebrate the life of Irish writer James Joyce and relive the events in his novel Ulysses, all of which took place on the same day in Dublin in 1904. The day is a secular holiday in Ireland. The name derives from Leopold Bloom, the protagonist of Ulysses, and 16 June was the date of Joyce’s first outing with his wife-to-be, Nora Barnacle, when they walked to the Dublin village of Ringsend.”

Park Slope’s Michele Madigan Somerville is presenting excerpts from Ulysses at Ceol, an Irish pub on Smith Street. This should be quite an evening. Begins at 7:30.

Monday
June 16th
7:30 pm
featuring readings from Ulysses
by James Joyce

Ceol
191 Smith Street
between Baltic and Warren
in Cobble Hill, Brooklyn
www,ceolpub.com
347 643 9911

Catherine Says: Come To Seventh Heaven on Sunday

Always love a note from Catherine Bohne, owner of the Community Bookstore and the Vice President of the Park Slope Chamber of Commerce. Of course, the Community Bookstore is going a little bit overboard in their celebration of the Fair. They got a tent and everything.

Catherine here, writing with two hats on (picture it as an Ottoman sort of thing, hat-wise, I mean, not so much like a hassock). The less concrete hat is as the Vice President of Park Slope’s Chamber of Commerce (yes, boys and girls, in a stunning twist of fate, the Bookstore has gone, in one small year (thanks to you), from being an almost dead duck, to a thriving representative of local commerce, with me as VeePee at the semi-helm!) Ahem (a-helm!).

As VeePee, I’m asking you to come down and check out the Seventh Heaven Street Fair this weekend. The hither-to semi-defunct Park Slope Chamber of Commerce has woken up, been reinvigorated, and immediately began twisting local merchants’ arms, and asking them to take part (Trust us! It Will be Great!), so that Local Businesses are turning out in unprecedented numbers. It’s a start, to turning the annual Street Fair back to being a Local Celebration. Something like 80 local merchants are going to be strutting their stuff en plein air on that day, and I’d urge you to visit them, in addition to the (of course delectable) ubiquitous sausage and sock merchants.

Most of the good restaurants (where you sometimes can’t get a reservation) will be dishing it up, and out. There’s a Crafter’s Alley at the South End of the Slope, with over 30 local artisans selling their stuff (we never did that before!). Between 3rd and 4th is Do-Gooder’s Alley, with all the local Civic Organizations turning out, in addition to representatives from other important concerns (if nothing else – VOTER REGISTRATION! ) If you want to come and do your thing – Please DO! Wandering Minstrels and Spontaneous Dog Parades are welcome, and positively, downright encouraged. Let’s make it an Avenue-Long Block Party! And as for the Bookstore, what are we doing? (Here comes the concrete hat, which is almost certainly better than concrete shoes!!!)

Ah yes . . . . well . . . . See, once we decided to take part, we went a little overboard . . . . Anyhow, we’ve got this Tent. And given that, we’re going to take the indoors out. We’ll have this tent of more-than-oriental- splendor (that’s a Kipling reference, for those of you who are feeling sleepy), and we’re going to fill it with oriental carpets, sofas, a burbling fountain, peacock feathers, confetti cannons, a star turn by Mrs. De Ropp (our Hamster, and can you name the literary reference?) and . . . . Children’s books. We’ve gotten in boxes and boxes of wonderful books by local authors, and have half a dozen of them, the authors and illustrators themselves ((including but-not-limited- to : David Ezra Stein, Melanie Hope Greenberg, Marilyn Singer, Robert Weinstock and Nina Crews!, and maybe more, who knows?) turning up to sign stock read aloud, or, who knows, just fire off the cannon. Personally, I envisage vats of Sangria, too.

Please come by, and bounce your Little Genius off our cushions. Stand by, at full attention, for the hourly firing of the ceremonial big (confetti) gun. And wallow in the pleasure of all the fun of childhood, of pictures, and games and dreams. Or, if all this is too much for you, you can always grab a peacock feather, and head to the garden, where there are almost certain to be fellow shiverers, sopping up the jam juice, and telling stories, keeping out of the way.

In any case, we urge and invite you to join us. The neighborhood’ s venturing out of doors! Anything (cripey!) might happen!

Custom Made Swimsuits at Eidolon

July_2008_thumbs_2My friend had a two-piece swimsuit custom made at Eidolon, a Fifth Avenue shop, and it cost, like, $130. Can you imagine. A suit perfectly constructed for your body????

Here are the ‘tails:
Eidolon
233 Fifth Avenue
Brooklyn, NY

Apparently, they have a few designs—one-piece and two-piece—and loads of gorgeous fabrics to choose from. Her suit looked lovely. An Eidolon swimsuit is featured in the 2008 I Heart Brooklyn Girls calendar

Kid’s Activities This Weekend

Here’s a great list from Park Slope Parents.

Brooklyn Bread Opens

Fonda at Zuzu’s Petals sent word that Brooklyn Bread, the new Fifth Avenue bread bakery is OPEN:

Brooklyn Bread finally opened on the corner of Fifth Avenue and 6th Street. it is a great looking space. no expense was spared in renovating what used to be a very neglected spot on our block. It is very welcoming: open, bright and airy with lots of tables and gleaming cases filled with great looking pastries and BREAD! finally ! good bread!

They also make sandwiches,paninis, salads and wraps to go or eat in.
yesterday the Zuzus were very busy making beautiful flower arrangements for an event this Sunday, so we didn’t get a chance to fully investigate the menu.

We did loan our new neighbors some of our special vases so they could put flowers on the tables.

We celebrate their arrival and are thrilled with this new addition to our end of Fifth Avenue.

Miriam Makeba Forced To Cancel Celebrate Brooklyn: Show Will Go On

Thankfully, Makeba’s fellow South African and renowned vocalist Sibongile Khumalo has agreed to step in and has traveled to the U.S. specifically to perform at Celebrate Brooklyn!

Sadly, a fall sustained by Miriam Makeba late last week has forced the cancellation of her U.S. dates. Although it makes her deeply sorry to disappoint her loyal fans, Ms. Makeba’s doctors are not allowing her to travel!

A multi-talented vocalist, Sibongile Khumalo, performs traditional South African and European sounds, to jazzy melodies, she glides from world to world with specifically South African flavours.

8 p.m. tonight at Celebrate Brooklyn

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