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April 24: Sock Monkey Event at Pink Olive

I couldn’t resist this because I just love sock monkeys and I love Fresh Art, a NYC-based non-profit organization that provides opportunities for artists with special needs. This email came from Elisabet at Pink Olive, a whimsical boutique in Park Slope.

We are going to be collaborating with Classic Kids Photography and
Fresh Art for our “Adopt a Sock Monkey” event coming up April 24th.
We will be offering a complimentary photo shoot at the event with every sock monkey purchased. All sock monkeys are made by volunteers and 80% of the proceeds will go back the organization.

April 22: “Pain & Memory” at St. Francis College

On April 22 from 4PM until 6PM St. Francis College in Brooklyn Heights will host in its Maroney Theater (7th floor) readings by some of the contributors to Pain and Memory, edited by Anne Whitehouse. Dr. Timothy Houlihan, Academic Dean at St. Francis College had this to say about the book:

Pain and Memory: Reflections on the Strength of the Human Spirit in Suffering . . . is a remarkable volume filled with small and large treasures. I especially enjoyed Anne Whitehouse’s Rose’s Dream. It captures the unreal nature of sadness after the death of a longtime companion, the enormous will we have to muster in order to bring ourselves through the suffering, and our surprise at finding we have the ability to go on. And Kathie Giorgio brilliantly sums up the way in which a loved one’s death changes our perspective, not just on ourselves, but on size and color and the place in which we live.”

Park Slope Circa 1970 in the Movies

At BAM on Saturday April 3rd see a film that takes place in 1970’s Park Slope: The Landlord directed by Hal Ashby with  Beau Bridges, Lee Grant, Diana Sands

“Something like a Marx Brothers movie charged up on LSD and left-wing politics… a compelling and adventurous spectacle, which feels simultaneously like a time capsule and a crucial influence on such recent films as The Royal Tenenbaums and Half Nelson.”—Salon

WASP-y rich kid Elgar Enders (Bridges) buys an apartment building in then-gritty Park Slope with plans to evict the current residents and turn it into a ritzy home for himself. When the black tenants refuse to move out, however, Enders is launched into a series of comic misadventures that begin to change his outlook on life and attitude about race. Hal Ashby’s pointed comedy strikingly predicts contemporary concerns regarding gentrification and presents a nuanced, daring exploration of race relations in America that is surprisingly ahead of its time.

The Weekend List: Easter Fun, Opera, Indie Market, First Saturday

FILM

–Alice in Wonderland, The Ghost Writer, Greenberg at BAM; Tyler Perry’s Why Did We Get Married, How to Train Your Dragon, Care Bears Movie, The Last Song, The Bounty Hunter and More at the Pavilion

–Sat, Apr 3 at 2, 4:30, 6:50, 9:30 PM The Landlord at BAM. Directed by Hal Ashby with Beau Bridges, Lee Grant, Diana Sands. Description: WASP-y rich kid Elgar Enders (Bridges) buys an apartment building in then-gritty Park Slope with plans to evict the current residents and turn it into a ritzy home for himself.

MUSIC

–Friday, April 2nd at 7PM at Barbes: Opera is fun. Most people don’t seem to realize how much fun it really is. In order to prove it, Opera on Tap has taken its act to barrooms where they found out that beer on tap enhances the operatic experience. The company is made up of young singers and instrumentalists who relish the direct contact with audiences not inhibited in their reactions by the looming menace of giant chandeliers.

–Also Friday,  April 2nd at  10 PM at Barbes: Jack Grace, The Martini Cowboy brings us his urban take on Country music. “One of the city’s most personable and skilled country stars” Time Out NY.

ART

–Saturday, April 3rd, 5-11PM: Target First Saturday at the Brooklyn Museum. To Live Forever is this month’s theme in honor of the exhibition, To Live Forever: Art and the Afterlife in Ancient Egypt.  Lectures, film, hands-on art activities and dancing with Egyptian-inspired funk and Afro-beat music.

THEATER

–April 3rd & 4th; The Crucible at the Gallery Players in Park Slope:  “As performed by The Gallery Players, The Crucible is one of the finest examples of [local] theater in recent memory. The ample cast gives strong performances all around. Add in atmospheric lighting and the audience’s rapt attention, and you have a show well worth the ticket.”
-The Brooklyn Paper

SHOPPING

–April 3rd and 4th marks the 4th grand reopening of Brooklyn Indie Market on Smith Street. Touted by Time Out New York, New York Magazine, Italian Marie Claire and fashion blogs as a beloved neighborhood style dealer for your fashion and design fix. Peruse your favorite indie designers of seasons past and get to meet some new-on-the-scene faces as well, offering the public a first glimpse of the many new names in fashion and product design. After a wintery, three month hiatus, Brooklyn Indie Market designers re-emerge with a new bag of design tricks Registration Now Open For New Vendors!

EASTER (with thanks to the Brooklyn Eagle)

–The Annual Brooklyn Heights Spring Egg Hunt takes place Saturday, April 3, 10 a.m. sharp at Pierrepont Playground (Columbia Heights and Pierrepont Streets on the Brooklyn Heights Promenade). Every spring, hundreds of little bunnies and their families turn out to participate. Candy, treats, balloons and good friends have made this a holiday tradition for many families. A bake sale will be held to benefit the Brooklyn Heights Playground Committee.

–Senator’s Easter Egg Hunt: Saturday, April 3, 2 to 4 p.m. in McKinley Park, Bay Ridge Parkway and Fort Hamilton Parkway. Participation is free; the egg hunt will feature music and prizes for the youngsters, who will be occupied searching for the over 1,000 candy-filled eggs. Also part of the fun will be races, face painting and entertainment provided by clowns. (Note: there are long lines and a limit of eggs per child.) For further information, call Senator Golden’s office at (718) 238-6044.

–Urban Meadow’s Second Annual Spring Egg Hunt: Red Hook, 11 a.m. for children 0-4; noon for children 5 and up. Face painting and a real bunny. Bring a basket. Corner of President and Van Brunt streets.

–Prospect Park Audubon Center’s Unscrambling the Egg, from 1 to 3 p.m. on Saturday, April 3, and Easter Sunday, April 4. Free. The event will feature crafts, games and special exhibits. Enter the park at Lincoln Road and Ocean Avenue, at Parkside and Ocean avenues, or at Flatbush Avenue and Empire Boulevard. 718-287-3400 or www.prospect park.org.

–Easter Egg Hunt and Party: Ms. J’s Gymnastics and Dance at 289 Kent Ave Brooklyn, Saturday, April 3, 4:30-6 p.m. Family Fun time after you find all the eggs; limit three eggs per child. (718) 218-7065. Free for registered families, $10 for non registered families.

–Sunday, April 4: Park Slope Parents All Volunteer Easter Egg Hunt: Meet at Third Street and Prospect Park West entrance. 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Greeters will send groups of up to 20 people into Prospect Park. Each group appoints a hiking leader, entertainers, egg-hiders, etc. The group will keep their kids occupied with music, tattoos (provided by PSP) or other activity. The last group will be sent off at 11:30. Bring: 1) a dozen or so plastic Easter eggs filled with goodies. 2) props (Easter books, guitar players, shakers, etc.) 3) lunch and a blanket if you want to enjoy the park afterward.

–Meet Your Neighbors Breakfast and Easter Egg Hunt: 10 a.m. Organized by the Friends of Underhill Playground group in Prospect Heights, this potluck breakfast of coffee and bagels will include an Easter egg hunt, rain or shine. Some eggs provided, but bring your own plus baskets. Free, just show up! For more information: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/underhillplayground/.

–Prospect Park Audubon Center’s Unscrambling the Egg, from 1 to 3 p.m. on Saturday, April 3, and Easter Sunday, April 4. Free: the event will feature crafts, games and special exhibits. Enter the park at Lincoln Road and Ocean Avenue, at Parkside and Ocean avenues, or at Flatbush

April 7th: What Would You Put on the Ballot?

New Kings Democrats is a progressive, grassroots political organization, which aims to bring “trans parency, accountability, and inclusionary democracy to the Kings County Democratic Party.” It was started by  veterans of the Obama campaign and is a training ground for those interested in getting involved in local politics.

Their goal: “To nurture a new generation of elected Brooklyn Democratic leaders.”

At their monthly meeting this Wednesday, April 7th, 2010 at 6:30 PM at St. Paul’s Evangelical Lutheran Church (334 South Fifth Street at Rodney Street) learn how you can run for office in September and how you can influence what proposed revisions to the NYC Charter get on the ballot.


Bklyn Bloggage: Arts & Culture

Paintings by Jonathan Allmaier (see above): Art in Brooklyn

City Walls call for proposals: Creative Times

Music for April: Now I’ve Heard Everything

Looking for pink elephants with MoCADA: The Local

Natalie Merchant new album and tour dates: Bumpershine

Turkish Delights: The Writer and the Wanderer

Maya Lin’s Wavefield: Water Over Rocks

April 2010 movie preview: Free Williamsburg

Three Penny Review 30th anniversary reading: Community Bookstore

Old Mr. Flood by Joseph Mitchell: The Written Nerd

A sermon on our painting: Old First by Daniel Meeter

Learn How to Blog: Four Wednesday Evenings in April

Starting Wednesday, April 7 at BAX (Fifth Avenue at 8th Street):

Learn how to blog is a hands-on workshop covering technical, creative and conceptual issues. In this class we will discuss blog design, how to write a great blog post, top-ten tips for new bloggers, search engine optimization, social networking platforms and more. You don’t need to know a thing about blogging. All you need is the desire to blog! Taught by Louise Crawford

Register at BAX

Wednesdays | April 7, 14, 21, 28 | 7:30 – 9:30 PM

$50 for workshop | No drop-ins

Louise Crawford runs Only the Blog Knows Brooklyn and is the Smartmom columnist for the Brooklyn Paper. She produces the annual Brooklyn Blogfest and Brooklyn Reading Works, a montly literary reading series at the Old Stone House in Park Slope. A freelance writer her work has appeared in Newsweek, the Associated Press and BKLYN Magazine. She has taught How to Blog workshops at BAX, Adelphi University, Baruch College and at Writers-at-the-Beach in Rehobeth, Delaware.

SIGN UP: It’s a blast!

Learn How To Blog with OTBKB: Four Wednesdays in April

I’ve been remiss about promoting this class I’m teaching at BAX. Omigosh, it’s already April and I’m starting this great class next week.

Learn How To Blog with OTBKB is great class for a whole lot of reasons! For one thing, it seems to attract amazing people, who are doing interesting things.

It’s also very inspiring to see how people develop and enhance their ideas from the first to the last of four sessions.

You will learn to blog and start a blog during the weeks of the course. I will talk about writing, design and technical issues that pertain to blogging  (but it’s not very techy at all so don’t let that scare you). I will also help you focus on your blog concept and help you refine it and make it even better.

Some people come to the class with a strong sense of what they want to do. Some have no idea other than an interest in starting a blog. Not knowing is a perfectly great place to start in this group.

Here’s the blurb from BAX:

Learn how to Blog is a hands-on workshop covering technical, creative and conceptual issues. In this class we will discuss blog design, how to write a great blog post, top-ten tips for new bloggers, search engine optimization, social networking platforms and more. You don’t need to know a thing about blogging. All you need is the desire to blog!

Louise Crawford runs Only the Blog Knows Brooklyn and is the Smartmom columnist for the Brooklyn Paper. She produces the annual Brooklyn Blogfest and Brooklyn Reading Works, a montly literary reading series at the Old Stone House in Park Slope. A freelance writer her work has appeared in Newsweek, the Associated Press and BKLYN Magazine. She has taught How to Blog workshops at BAX, Adelphi University, Baruch College and at Writers-at-the-Beach in Rehobeth, Delaware.

SIGN UP: It’s a blast!

Brooklyn Artists Gym Looking for Gallery Director

The Brooklyn Artists Gym is stepping up to the next level and looking to bring a Gallery Director on board .

According to a recent email from Peter Wallace, who runs the Brooklyn Artists Gym, they are looking for a Gallery Director who can give the BAG Gallery “a solid, fresh and fiscally fruitful direction.”

Clearly, they need someone with imagination, energy, excellent collaborative skills and terrific abilities in self-direction and follow-through.  “We need someone who knows the New York art scene and can think outside that box. According to the email, they are open to new ideas and new ways of doing things,” Wallace writes.

Here’s what they’re looking for in a Gallery Director:
•    A vision and plan for the BAG Gallery.
•    Execution of that plan.
•    Working with artists both at BAG and elsewhere.
•    Working with curators.
•    Creating and implementing a marketing plan.
•    Taking responsibility for the finances of the gallery.
Salary is by commission.  (Commission is very broadly defined.)

Applications are being accepted until they find the right match. Take a look at their new website to get an idea of who they are: www.brooklynartistsgym.com
•    Email: peter@brooklynartistsgym.com.
•    Subject line: GALLERY DIRECTOR APPLICATION
•    Include: Current resume; Statement of what you want to do; Three references.

Fake MTA Poster Riles MTA

According to an article in the NY Daily News, the Working Families Party is not allowed to put this spoof poster all over the subway system. The MTA says it’s in bad taste. The Working Families Party is fighting back with an online petition.

The MTA is refusing to run our ad about their plans to raise fares and cut service.

We’re going to send a letter demanding that they reverse their decision on free speech grounds — but first, we want to show them how many New Yorkers are on our side.

If you agree that it’s ridiculous of the MTA to reject these ads, sign our petition:


April Fools Day at the Park Slope Food Coop

Thanks to Leon Freilich for forwarding this link to the April Fools Day edition of the Linewaiter’s Gazette, the Park Slope Food Coop’s newsletter. The satiric issue is, appropriately, called, The Linehaters Gazette and is in PDF format. Headlines include:

–Coop to Purchase Key Food Property on Fifth Avenue

–PSFC Opens Childcare to Dogs

–Hash brownies cooking class

The list of new members is pretty funny, too. It includes Woody Allen, Maya Angelou, David Letterman, Sasha Obama…

Oh and the Good Coffee House is presenting Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band. All in good fun at the PSFC.

http://www.foodcoop.com/files_lwg/10-04-01.M.pdf

Lyceum Spring Food & Craft Market: Vendor of the Week

OTBKB is a proud sponsor of the Lyceum Spring Food & Craft Market on May 1 & 2nd at the Brooklyn Lyceum on Fourth Avenue and President Street. This year, the market is taking up two floors of the Lyceum and it should be quite a show. There will be a boatload of high quality artisanal craft and food items, as well as workshops. It should be a fun event.

My pick for this week’s Vendor of the week is: Hammeronsteel: Hot iron & Forged Steel Elements for the Home. They make earring stands, bottle openers, lamps and more. Here’s what they have to say on their website.

Hot steel moves me. So I move hot steel.

Every object I produce is one of a kind, and while there may be some thematic similarities, no two pieces are ever exactly alike. I take great pleasure from creating custom work, so please don’t hesitate to contact me if you have something in mind that you don’t find here.

What Is Going On in Prospect Park?

The Brooklyn Paper has been running a series about the strange and grizzly goings-on in Prospect Park. There’s been blood on the lake shoreline, the slaying of turtles, the dumping of animal entrails,  dozens of chicken heads found, a dead duck, opposum and a swan It’s disgusting. What is going on? Here’s an excerpt from an editorial in the Brooklyn Paper:

None of these incidents would have come to light without the efforts of a small band of regular park-goers, who have adopted the swans and other waterfowl. Those visitors have informed the press, the Parks Department, the NYPD and their local elected officials — but only the local media seem to care.

If murder, blood, arson and death was stalking Central Park, it would be an international outrage. Mayor Bloomberg would summon his police commissioner to City Hall and demand accountability. Cops would be staked out. Waterfowl would be treated.

In short, there would be action.

But in Prospect Park? Nothing.

One problem is that operation of the park itself is largely parceled out to the Prospect Park Alliance, which is certainly a worthy agency, but one that has a vested interest in making sure that bad news about the park is kept quiet, lest a main source of revenue — donations from wealthy residents around the park — dry up.


Fifth Avenue News and Reminders

There’s lots going on on Fifth Avenue this spring and the Fifth Avenue BID sent out some reminders of important events along that illustrious Park Slope avenue.

Logo and Slogan Contest: Just a few more days left in the BID’s logo and slogan design contest. Help rebrand the organization and avenue and win prizes:

FIRST PRIZE: $1,000. SECOND PRIZE: $300. THIRD PRIZE: $100. Submit all entries by email to ParkSlope5AVBID@aol.com by April 5, 2010.

Fifth Avenue Family Festival: Puppetry Arts and the Park Slope 5th Avenue BID are teaming up to bring a
new family event to the neighborhood filled with crafts, games and giveaways. The 5th Avenue Family Festival will be hosted on 4th Street at 5th Ave next to the Old Stone House on Saturday April 24 from 11am-4pm.
Games, Food, Fun…and Free!

Films on Fifth 2010: The Park Slope Fifth Avenue Business Improvement District is hosting “Films
on Fifth” from April 30 – May 9th. There will 20 films shown in 10 days in restaurants, bars and boutiques along the avenue. Stay tuned for details! Oh, and if you are a film maker or know one, there are still some slots left
to fill. Please drop off three copies of each film at Aunt Suzie’s Restaurant (247-5th Ave, Between Carroll & Garfield) to be considered.

And don’t forget:

Fabulous Fifth Avenue Fair: Save the Date: Sunday, May 16th!

Community Shoe Store?

The Community Bookstore has reinvented itself as the Community Shoe Store. I kid you not. They’ve spray painted the window and the awning. And in the window there’s an odd and motley assortment of shoes: rain boots, Doc Martins, used sneakers, high heel sandals.

No books. Only shoes.

Once inside, however, it’s the same old store. Books, books, and more books. The shopkeepers are wearing funny hats that say April Fools.

No kidding.

Easter Egg Hunts in Brooklyn

Aside from the hunt in your living room or garden, there are plenty of public Easter egg hunts in Brooklyn this weekend and the Brooklyn Eagle has a list. Check it out. The knowledgeable Kristin Goode at About.com: Brooklyn also has a great list. blog Here’s an egg hunt you may want to know about. And it’s in Prospect Park sponsored by our friends at Park Slope Parents:

Park Slope Parents All Volunteer Easter Egg Hunt: Meet at Third Street and Prospect Park West entrance. 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Greeters will send groups of up to 20 people into Prospect Park. Each group appoints a hiking leader, entertainers, egg-hiders, etc. The group will keep their kids occupied with music, tattoos (provided by PSP) or other activity. The last group will be sent off at 11:30. Bring: 1) a dozen or so plastic Easter eggs filled with goodies. 2) props (Easter books, guitar players, shakers, etc.) 3) lunch and a blanket if you want to enjoy the park afterward.

Park Slope Woman Suing Williams-Sonoma For Loss of Ring Finger

From the NY Post:

A Park Slope woman is suing Williams-Sonoma for $2 million, claiming one of the high-end homeware company’s serving trays broke in her hand, slicing off the end of her left ring finger.

In her Brooklyn federal lawsuit, teacher Laurie Maher-Samra claims there were no warnings against heating the Deruta Simple Small Oval Platter, which she put in her oven to melt the cheese on her nachos.

Doctors tried to reattach the digit, but her finger became gangrenous and had to be removed, according to her lawyer.

Lawyers for Williams-Sonoma did not return calls for comment.

Brooklyn Flea All Over NYC

The Brooklyn Flea is a multi-platform enterprise. This spring and summer, it’s showing up all over NYC. Well, maybe that’s an exaggeration. But the Flea is procreating like a pop-up chain. Here’s an attempt to outline all their iterations.

Bishop Loughlin HS:
Brooklyn Flea kicks off its third season Saturday, April 10, at its Fort Greene flagship location at Bishop Loughlin H.S. with 140+ vendors of vintage/antiques, crafts/art/design, and delicious food. The Flea will also extend its residence at Skylight One Hanson at the historic Williamsburgh Savings Bank for the rest of the 2010 outdoor season, on Sundays only starting April 11. (Both markets are open 10am to 5pm.)

Summer Stage: The Flea is also taking over the food and beverage concession at the City Parks Foundation’s Central Park SummerStage concert series, which is celebrating its 25th anniversary. Five popular Flea food vendors—AsiaDog, Blue Marble Ice Cream, Pizza Moto, Red Hook Lobster Pound, and Soler pupusas—will join renowned Brooklyn butcher shop Marlow & Daughters to provide delicious, fresh, affordable, and distinctive meals and snacks, with the goal of establishing SummerStage as a top entertainment and culinary destination. Flea food will be available at all 40+ SummerStage events from late May through early October.

Fort Greene: In 2010, the Fort Greene outdoor market will feature an expanded food section, with 25+ vendors of prepared and cooked food. All unique to the Flea, all local, and all curated for quality and professionalism, these vendors have come to embody the Brooklyn artisanal food movement. Newcomers this season include Porchetta (the East Village Italian pork sandwich shop); The Good Fork (the Red Hook restaurant serves dumplings at the Flea); Salvatore Bklyn’s new imported olive oil (the ricotta makers will dispense their new house brand from a giant metal “fusto”); The Good Batch’s Dutch-style stroopwafels; Brooklyn Soda Works (carbonated beverages featuring 50%+ juice); and new Boerum Hill Montreal-style delicatessen Mile End (hand-slicing smoked salmon and sable with Ben’s cream cheese and fresh Montreal sesame and poppy bagels).

One Hanson: One Hanson market will continue to take over the gorgeous landmark bank space every Sunday, with 100+ vendors, including several top new vintage clothing, antiques, and furniture dealers, who prefer the indoor setting. Starting April 11, the market will spill over to the building’s back parking lot, where 25 vendors, including food, will be located, along with table seating and music to create a unique indoor-outdoor setting. (The main bank space is easily accessible from the parking lot.)

Both markets will feature dozens of new vendors for the launch of the new season—from antique rugs to stitched owls to starfish jewelry to Brooklyn watches to Swedish clogs to Mr. Potato Heads to a Greenpoint used-record shop.

Simone Dinnerstein Presents Youth Orchestra at PS 321

Simone Dinnerstein’s PS 321 Neighborhood Concerts presents Face the Music, an ensemble of 20 classically-trained musicians ranging from sixth to twelfth grade in a concert called “Beating Down the Doors.” In residence at Kaufman Center and founded in 2005 by Music Director Jenny Undercofler and composer Huang Ruo, Face the Music breaks the boundaries of classical music education and performance.

“Beating Down the Doors” brings Face the Music’s youthful energy to works by five living composers. The centerpiece of the concert is the world premiere of Liquid Timepieces by composer and PS 321 faculty member Joseph C. Philllips, Jr. Commissioned for Face the Music by Simone Dinnerstein and PS 321 Neighborhood Concerts, Mr. Phillips’ piece is cinematic in its intensity and expansive sound.

The teen members of Face the Music will also present four of their favorite works: Graham Fitkin’s sax-heavy Mesh (1992); Marcelo Zarvos’ foot-stomping “Memory” from Nepomuk’s Dances (2002); Nico Muhly’s stop-and-start How About Now (2006); and Jacob TV’s Lipstick (1998), with a playback mix based on clips from American talk shows.

Face the Music’s young players will talk to the audience between pieces and take questions at the end of the concert, making this an excellent opportunity for families with children.

Of his new piece, Liquid Timepieces, Mr. Phillips says, “The years 2010 and 2011 are anniversaries of composer Gustav Mahler’s birth (1850) and death (1911). I wanted to celebrate these ‘Jubilee Years’ by writing a work that honors the profound influence Mahler’s music has had on my musical thinking. Liquid Timepieces is my hommage to Mahler.”

A chart-topping pianist, Ms. Dinnerstein founded the PS 321 Neighborhood Concerts series at the public school her son attends and where her husband teaches. The performances, which feature musicians she has admired and collaborated with during her career, is open to the public and raises funds for the school’s Parent Teacher Association. The musicians performing donate their time and talent to the program.

Vegas in Park Slope?

Here is an excerpt from Repeat Until Rich, a new memoir by Brooklyn’s Josh Axelrad about winning and losing $700,000 as a card counting Blackjack player. It was reviewed and excerpted in today’s New York Times.

They called themselves Mossad after the Israeli intelligence agency. The key honcho was a guy named Jon Roth. I met him just once, and then everything started. I took the subway one evening to Park Slope in Brooklyn, buzzed at the address my contact had given, and was let in by a tiny brunette who introduced herself as Bridget Gould.

She showed me up the stairs. The building was a brownstone, singleresidence — all Roth’s. He was a retired millionaire from Wall Street. Israeli-born, charismatic, three to six years older than myself. I knew these things from Garry Knowles, my mentor.

At the second fl oor, I saw a person dealing cards. A dining-room table had been converted into a blackjack table. There was green felt spread over it like a partial tablecloth. Two strangers sat on the player side, chips in the betting squares in front of them. The dealer was Roth, to whom Bridget presented me.

“You’re Garry’s guy?”

“Right.”

He shrugged in response — not without warmth, I thought.

I can’t say what I expected, but he was certainly a human being: large head, heavy build. Either he was muscular or he used to be. His hair was a few inches long, and his brow was pronounced. He might in a previous life have been some kind of ape king, a silverback.

The others sat watching me quietly.

Roth said to one of them, “Chuck, you want to check this guy out?”

“For spotter?”

Roth gave the thumbs-up. The person named Chuck was dark-eyed, perhaps Greek or Latino. He was physically attractive, and it bothered me. My habitual nervousness had been about doubled since I got off the subway, but as I shook Chuck’s hand, it grew worse. I would never fit in with these people.

He led me to a sofa at the end of the room, where he handed me a “shoe” to count down. That’s a big deck made of multiple decks mixed together, six in this case. As we sat, he went over the rules. He would remove a dozen cards or so, then time me as I counted the rest. I had to do it ten straight times, pretty fast, with a limited number of errors.

I passed this test. Shortly after that we had a pizza break. Roth ate standing up, as did Chuck and a bearded guy, Aldous. They were discussing an upcoming trip.

No one addressed me again until Roth had finished his pizza and lit a cigarette. “Ready for the table test?” he asked.

“I hope.”

This was the final exam. Crusts and paper towels were stuffed into the grease-bruised pizza box. Roth began stacking the deck. The Aldous guy sat on one side of me, Chuck on the other.

Continue reading Vegas in Park Slope?

OTBKB Music: They Tried to Kill Us (We Survived Let’s Eat)

Over at Now I’ve Heard Everything, check out the very funny video by Jewmongous performing They Tried to Kill Us (We Survived Let’s Eat) which claims to explain the story of Passover “according to Wikipedia.”  Jewmongous will be appearing at 92Y Tribeca on Saturday, April 3.

Appearing tonight at The National Underground will be The Demolition String Band who go from country to flat out hard rocking.  Details here.

–Eliot Wagner

Barneys Co-op Coming to Atlantic Avenue

First there was the Park Slope Food Coop and now there’s the Barneys CO-OP.

As reported in Racked NY and the Brooklyn Bugle, Barneys CO-OP is coming to Atlantic Avenue between Court and Clinton right next door to  Trader Joe’s, near Urban Outfitters and across the street from Brooklyn originals, Sahadi’s and Damascus Bakery. Soon the western end of Atlantic will lead to an entrance of Brooklyn Bridge Park.

Barneys New York is a chain of luxury department stores based in New York City. The chain owns large stores in New York City, Beverly Hills, Boston, Chicago, San Francisco, Dallas, Las Vegas, and Scottsdale, and smaller stores in other locations across the United States.

It’s fancy fancy. Brands sold include Giorgio Armani, Manolo Blahnik, Fendi, Givenchy, Marc Jacobs, Prada, Jil Sander, Dries van Noten, Diane von Furstenberg, and Ermenegildo Zegna, as well as Barneys private label.

Barneys CO-OP is designed for the younger and hipper crowd with an emphasis on beauty products, bags, jewelry, shoes and clothing by young designers. It originally began as a department within the larger Barneys New York stores, but is now a freestanding store located throughout the US. CO-OP stores average around 8,000 square feet.

Park Slope Eye Robbed

From the Brooklyn Paper’s Crime Blotter:

A thief with an eye for quality eyewear stole an assortment of sunglasses from the Park Slope Eye Optometrist on Union Street.

An employee of the optometrist, which is between Fourth and Fifth avenues, told cops that the slick eye gear was last seen on a display at around 7 pm on March 20. Two days later, at around 8 am, they noticed that a whopping $11,000 in “Chrome Hearts” shades had vanished.

Passover & Easter: Parking Regulations Suspended

From NYC.gov

Alternate side parking (street cleaning) regulations will be suspended Tuesday and Wednesday, March 30-31, for the first and second days of Passover, Thursday and Friday, April 1-2, for Holy Thursday and Good Friday, and Monday and Tuesday, April 5-6, for the seventh and eighth days of Passover. All other regulations, including parking meters, remain in effect.