Binders full of women–just the start!

Mittman’s got dozens of folders showing heart.

One’s for job opportunities for the poor–

Credit each million in tax cuts as jobs-four.

Another binder calls for moving the Treasury

To Switzerland, away from the D.C. Trashery.

Big and heavy’s the folder for civil rights

Proving the nonexistence of minority plights.

Don’t forget the personal gold-trimmed binder

Showing Mitt, not O, is more caring and kinder,

And when His Mittness is sworn in (could be liable),

Romney will take the oath on the Mormon Bible.