CONTENTS_22 March 05

NO WORDS_Daily Pix by Hugh Crawford

POSTCARD FROM THE SLOPE_by Louise G. Crawford

SCOOP DU JOUR_Weather. News. Stuff to Do.

BROOKLYN THINKERS_Tuesday_5

FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD_Weekday lunch on Seventh Avenue

HAND-PICKED_Don’t Miss

SIDE PANELS_Links to Essential Brooklyn.  For movie times, click on
"Hellobrooklyn.com" to the right >>>>>

POSTCARD FROM THE SLOPE_by Louise G. Crawford

5262668_stdAs I put on my sneakers this morning, preparing to take another run, I took a long, hard look at those well-worn shoes. My blue and white nylon Sauconys with the small hole in the right toe and the frayed thread around the edges are like old friends. We’ve been through so much together.

I also put on my official Brooklyn Half-Marathon t-shirt that I got with the New York Road Runners Club registration bag. My race number is already in the special cabinet in the living room where we put small, special things.

The looming question now is what next. Do I train for the New York marathon or just keep on keeping on with light training three or four times a week. There are shorter races and other half-marathons to do. A friend mentioned a half-marathon in Central Park for women over 40 and there’s always the Faster Five course at Jack Rabbit.

I told a stranger with a Caribbean accent I befriended on the course as we turned into the final stretch: "Now that you’ve done this you can do anything in your life."  She smiled and ran ahead to the finish. I never saw her again.

Yours from Brooklyn,
OTBKB

SCOOP DU JOUR_Weather. News. Stuff to Do.

Secrets_2

BROOKLYN WEATHER: What’s it gonna do today?  Check here for Brooklyn weather.

CITY NEWS: SUBWAY SERVICE RESUMES AFTER TRACK FIRE IN BROOKLYN. A fire at the Atlantic Avenue Station disrupted the morning rush hour. At 11:00 on Tuesday – the 2,3,4,5 lines seem to be running.

_Two polls show that Ferrer is leading in mayoral race against Bloomberg.

_FDNY to implement new procedures for safety ropes. This comes after a fatal fire in January in which two firefighters were killed and four others were seriously injured when they jumped out a fourth story window.

_Bobby Short, classy and cosmopolitan jazz singer and pianist, who frequently graced the keys of the Cafe Carlyle died of Leukemia yesterday.

_Transportation Altenatives, an advocacy group for New Yorkers, gives the city passing if not great grades for its performance as a city hospitable to bikers.

_212, the area code with so much cache, will soon be available on cell phones. But who cares? 718 is way cooler.

_On Saturday, activists protested the Iraq
War on its second anniversary on the streets of New York and Brooklyn.
Three men and five women were arrested in front of a military recruiting station at 41 Flatbush Avenue. Read all about at Brooklyn Bomb Shelter. Tens of thousands protest across Europe.

_Report says one-third of city’s fourth graders are in danger of failing. Read all about it at NY1

_NYPD named nation’s best dressed police force. Read all about it at NY1

_New York’s favorite hawks, Pale Male and Lola, are expecting at least two little hawks.

 BROOKLYN BEAT:  A sanitation worker was shot while working on a Brooklyn Street. He was wounded by a richocheting bullet during an argument with a gun between two men on the street. Another man was wounded as well.

_A student at Brooklyn’s New Utrecht High School was shot by a gun that went off in his book bag during an English class.

_Mayor Mike Bloomberg joined marchers at the Brooklyn Irish American parade in the rain.

_Coney Island’s Astroland opened on Sunday, two weeks earlier than
usual. Visitors will arrive from the newly renovated Stillwell Avenue
train station. Coney Island draws more than a million visitors per
day in nice weather.

_More than a 130 new buildings are being planned in Williamsburg and
Greenpoint, as well as large-scale development on the waterfront.

_Over 2500 runners ran the Brooklyn Half-Marathon from the world-famous
Coney Island boarwalk to the Nevermeade in Prospect Park. Ivan
Marionda, age 29, from New York City,  won the race in 1:10:37. THe top
female runner was Michelle Bleakley, age 37, in 1:20:58. Thomas Deaver,
age 29, a wheelchair runner, finished the race in 1:41:28.

_English ex-pats love Brooklyn says the City section in the New
York Times. Mini Coopers, Fish and Chips joints and British accents are
cited as proof that there’s a British invasion of brownstone Brooklyn.
Interesting fact: the Park Slope zipcode has one of the largest numbers
of Mini Cooper owners in the country. The owner of  Curry Source, an
Indian "takeaway" in Boerum Hill, told the Times’ reporter: "Brooklyn
is America without tears."

_Barrier installed at exit ramp at the Verrazano Bridge after accident. Read all about it at NY1

_Brooklyn rapper Lil’ Kim guilty of perjury in connection with 2001 murder. Read all about it at NY1

_City is facing $10 million in lawsuits from cyclists who say their
broken bones were caused by injuries caused by the bumps on the
Williamsburg Bridge. City officials are taking a closer look at this
problem. Read all about it at NY1

_ Marty Markowitz writes in response
to a recent New Yorker cover: "Marcellus Hall’s illusletters tration  of Adam and Eve
being cast out of Manhattan by the hand of God is to be commended for
its prominent placement of the Brooklyn Bridge, the world’s most
beautiful. I am concerned, however, that my copy of the issue may have
been missing a second panel, in which the couple realize that what
awaits them on the other side of the bridge is not a dark cloud of doom
but the promised land itself. High rents might push some residents out
of Manhattan, but we Brooklynites welcome these emigres with open arms
to our better quality of life, our unrivalled diversity, and maybe even
a nice brownstone. Just as Saul Steinberg’s famous westward view from
Ninth Avenue exaggerated Manhattanites’ perspective in 1976, your East
River scene in 2005 misleads by rendering gloom where  there should be
a glow; crossing the bridge is actually a blessing in disguise.
Besides, what better than the hand of God to direct you toward the most
divine bagels and lox?"

_From an article called, "School Auction as Economic
Indicator," in today’s New York Times: "The Berkeley Carroll School in
Brooklyn combines the groovy independent film vibe –the "Sopranos"
star Steve Muscemi offered a tour of the set – with local color. One
family paid $4,000 to have lunch with Marty Markowitz at Bamonte’s in
Williamsburg. "The place is quintessential Brooklyn," said Henry
Trevor, an assistant head of school." At Packer, someone paid $100. for
a gift certificate to a company "dedicated to the spreading of sexual
enlightenment throught the promulgation of chosen playthings."

IT’S TUESDAY: At the Brooklyn Botanic Garden tonight a workshop in informal flower
arrangements. Learn how to arrange flowers in interesting containers
found around the house. 6 p.m. at the Garden.

"Play Without Words," a dance theater  piece by Matthew Bourne at BAM. Tonight through Saturday. 8 p.m.

WORTH TAKING A LOOK:  The SECOND GRADE
ART SHOW at Starbucks. Seventh Avenue between 1st and Garfield Place.
The children’s Romare Bearden-esque cityscape collages will be up all
month. 

THIS SOUNDS COOL: Purim Festival at the Brookyn Lyceum. Sunday March 27th. Music by Golem and Jonathan Bayer. (see hand-picked below).

Catpathia Jenkins and Park Slope resident Louis Rosen perform their
song-cycle based on the work of Maya Angelou at Joe’s Pub. March 27th.
6 pm.

_From th New York Times: "Sears Beverley Road, an Art Deco cathedral of commerce christened by
the soon-to-be-first-lady Eleanor Roosevelt in 1932, has seen better
days. The Macy’s-size display windows that faced Bedford Avenue and
Beverley Road have long since been cemented over. The Munchbox is not
exactly a beauty spot, either. The plants in gold hangers are plastic,
the fluorescent lighting somehow both harsh and dim, the feeling of
windowlessness palpable. But where else in this land can you dive
into a generous plate of allspice-laced snapper beneath corporate-morale-building signs urging the meeting of sales quotas
("Can You Bring Home the Gold?") and framed letters from satisfied
vacuum-cleaner customers?  And on the PA system: ‘Attention
all customers, attention all Sears associates. Our Sears cafeteria is now open for
lunch. We have boneless stewed snapper fish, stewed chicken, callaloo
and saltfish, a delicious homemade cowfoot soup.’ The Sears cafeteria is open to the public.

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HERE/SAY:


"When man invented the bicycle he reached the peak of his attainments.
Here was a machine of precision and balance for the convenience of
man.  And (unlike subsequent inventions for man’s convenience) the more
he used it, the fitter his body became.  Here, for once, was a product
of man’s brain that was entirely beneficial to those who used it, and
of no harm or irritation to others.  Progress should have stopped when
man invented the bicycle." Elizabeth West, Hovel in the Hills

CONTENTS_21 March 05

NO WORDS_Daily Pix by Hugh Crawford

POSTCARD FROM THE SLOPE_by Louise G. Crawford

SCOOP DU JOUR_Weather. News. Stuff to Do.

BROOKLYN THINKERS_News Survival Kit by Oswegatchie

FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD_Weekday lunch on Seventh Avenue

HAND-PICKED_Don’t Miss

SIDE PANELS_Links to Essential Brooklyn.  For movie times, click on
"Hellobrooklyn.com" to the right >>>>>

POSTCARD FROM THE SLOPE_by Louise G. Crawford

Ds013679_stdBirthdays.

Been there. Done that. And what a weekend it was. In addition to my daughter’s eighth  birthday, we also celebrated my brother-in-law’s 50th.

For my daughter, Sunday was Birthday, Day 3. My mother and I treated her and two friends to tea at the American Girl Doll Cafe; reservations were made two months in advance. Party of five, plus three dolls: Marisol, Molly and Elizabeth.

The cafe is decorated with black and white striped wallpaper and pink walls. They provide special striped seats that attach to the table for the dolls, as well as tiny black and white striped teacups and saucers. For the dolls.

That’s what I said. For the dolls.

The girls enjoyed ladeling spoonfulls of pink lemonade into their doll’s cups. My daughter asked if she could keep her doll’s cup and saucer but the waitress said, "Sorry, no. Those stay here."

Tea for the humans is a three story platter of tea sandwiches, jello boats, pudding in chocolate bowls and chocolate chip cookie scones with fluffernutter. Then dessert. All the items are named for various American Girl dolls.

The girls had a heavenly time. As did I with my glass of decent Chardonney. The wait staff treated the girls and the dolls like princesses, and the live harpist played "Yellow Submarine" and "My Favorite Things," as well as other classics.

Later, it was on to Peter Lugars, that classic Brooklyn steakhouse known for its rude waiters and  tough-love service in the shadow of the Williamsburg Bridge. Eight of my brother-in-law’s  best friends gathered to wish him the very best on this momentous day. Toasts, laughs, many bottles of red wine fueled a carnivorous evening of red meat and high spirits.

The older I get the more I realize how important it is to celebrate these happy milestones. Hear, hear, parties are a good thing: a chance to honor and toast those we love.

Yours from Brooklyn,
OTBKB

SCOOP DU JOUR_Weather. News Stuff to Do.

CITY NEWS: On Saturday, activists protested the Iraq
War on its second anniversary on the streets of New York and Brooklyn.
Three men and five women were arrested in front of a military recruiting station at 41 Flatbush Avenue. Read all about at Brooklyn Bomb Shelter. Tens of thousands protest across Europe

_212, the area code with so much cache, will soon be available on cell phones. But who cares? 718 is way cooler.

_Report says one-third of city’s fourth graders are in danger of failing. Read all about it at NY1

_NYPD named nation’s best dressed police force. Read all about it at NY1

_New York’s favorite hawks, Pale Male and Lola, are expecting at least two little hawks.

 BROOKLYN BEAT:
Mayor Mike Bloomberg joined marchers at the Brooklyn Irish American parade in the rain.

_Coney Island’s Astroland opened on Sunday, two weeks earlier than usual. Visitors will arrive from the newly renovated Stillwell Avenue train station. Coney Island can draw more than a million visitors per day in nice weather.

_More than a 130 new buildings are being planned in Williamsburg and Greenpoint, as well as large-scale development on the waterfront.

_Over 2500 runners ran the Brooklyn Half-Marathon from the world-famous
Coney Island boarwalk to the Nevermeade in Prospect Park. Ivan
Marionda, age 29, from New York City,  won the race in 1:10:37. THe top
female runner was Michelle Bleakley, age 37, in 1:20:58. Thomas Deaver,
age 29, a wheelchair runner, finished the race in 1:41:28.

_English ex-pats love Brooklyn says today’s City section in the New
York Times. Mini Coopers, Fish and Chips joints and British accents are
cited as proof that there’s a British invasion of brownstone Brooklyn.
Interesting fact: the Park Slope zipcode has one of the largest numbers
of Mini Cooper owners in the country. The owner of  Curry Source, an
Indian "takeaway" in Boerum Hill, told the Times’ reporter: "Brooklyn
is America without tears."

_Barrier installed at exit ramp at the Verrazano Bridge after accident. Read all about it at NY1

_Brooklyn rapper Lil’ Kim guilty of perjury in connection with 2001 murder. Read all about it at NY1

_City is facing $10 million in lawsuits from cyclists who say their
broken bones were caused by injuries caused by the bumps on the
Williamsburg Bridge. City officials are taking a closer look at this
problem. Read all about it at NY1

_ Marty Markowitz, the
president of the borough of Brooklyn, got his two cents into the New
Yorker this week. On the letters to the editor page he writes in response
to a recent cover: "Marcellus Hall’s illusletters tration  of Adam and Eve
being cast out of Manhattan by the hand of God is to be commended for
its prominent placement of the Brooklyn Bridge, the world’s most
beautiful. I am concerned, however, that my copy of the issue may have
been missing a second panel, in which the couple realize that what
awaits them on the other side of the bridge is not a dark cloud of doom
but the promised land itself. High rents might push some residents out
of Manhattan, but we Brooklynites welcome these emigres with open arms
to our better quality of life, our unrivalled diversity, and maybe even
a nice brownstone. Just as Saul Steinberg’s famous westward view from
Ninth Avenue exaggerated Manhattanites’ perspective in 1976, your East
River scene in 2005 misleads by rendering gloom where  there should be
a glow; crossing the bridge is actually a blessing in disguise.
Besides, what better than the hand of God to direct you toward the most
divine bagels and lox?"

_From an article called, "School Auction as Economic
Indicator," in today’s New York Times: "The Berkeley Carroll School in
Brooklyn combines the groovy independent film vibe –the "Sopranos"
star Steve Muscemi offered a tour of the set – with local color. One
family paid $4,000 to have lunch with Marty Markowitz at Bamonte’s in
Williamsburg. "The place is quintessential Brooklyn," said Henry
Trevor, an assistant head of school." At Packer, someone paid $100. for
a gift certificate to a company "dedicated to the spreading of sexual
enlightenment throught the promulgation of chosen playthings."

IT’S MONDAY: Learn how to better communicate with your child at this parenting workshop at Families First.  250 Baltic Street.  718-237-1862

_At Barbes" "Native Land," shown as part of their Traveling Cinema Series. 376 Ninth Street. 7 p.m. Live music at 9 p.m.

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WORTH TAKING A LOOK:  The SECOND GRADE
ART SHOW at Starbucks. Seventh Avenue between 1st and Garfield Place.
The children’s Romare Bearden-esque cityscape collages will be up all
month.

THIS SOUNDS COOL: Purim Festival at the Brookyn Lyceum. Sunday March 27th. Music by Golem and Jonathan Bayer. (see hand-picked below).

Catpathia Jenkins and Park Slope resident Louis Rosen perform their song-cycle based on the work of Maya Angelou at Joe’s Pub. March 27th. 6 pm.

HERE/SAY: "Brooklyn is America without tears." – the owner of Curry Source, an Indian takeaway in Boerum Hill.

BROOKLYN THINKERS_by Oswegatchie

Applause_1

NEWS SURVIVAL KIT

How do you stay in touch with what is going on outside your community?
How often do you consult your news sources? How do you feel afterwards?
How do you respond? The answers to these questions can affect your
mental and physical health and form the basis of your media activism.
Many of us struggle to have a positive response to news affecting
people we don’t know. On the other hand, sometimes that far-off
sounding, mysterious entity

CONTENTS_20 March 05

NO WORDS_Daily Pix by Hugh Crawford

POSTCARD FROM THE SLOPE_by Louise G. Crawford

SCOOP DU JOUR_Weather. News. Stuff to Do.

BROOKLYN THINKERS_News Survival Kit by Oswegatchie

FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD_Sunday Brunch

HAND-PICKED_Don’t Miss

SIDE PANELS_Links to Essential Brooklyn.  For movie times, click on
"Hellobrooklyn.com" to the right >>>>>

POSTCARD FROM THE SLOPE_by Louise G. Crawford

2cbw3777_std2cbw3750_std_1I’d vowed never to have a party at Melody Lanes. The "You can’t hear yourself think" noise level gives me a headache just thinking about it. But my daughter wanted a bowling party and a bowling party it was. Besides, it’s better than having a party at home. Not to knock at-home birthday parties: they’re usually the most creative and memorable. Great for the kids but the parents need a keg of Margaritas afterwards.

Today’s group of eight-year-olds – six girls and one boy – were fun and fairly easy to manage. A volatile mix of personalites: yes. But a great bunch. They all knew how to bowl and for the most part they really seemed to enjoy themselves.

I have learned from 14 years of birthday parties that the birthday child can be expected to have a melt-down sometime during the party. This can be exasperating for parents – you’re going out of your way to give the kid a great day and they come undone.

Think about it: the prolonged anticpation and excitement is bound to exhaust a kid both mentally and physically. True to form, my daughter did have a few moments of sulkiness – the other kids weren’t paying attention to her, someone was being  mean, you know the drill. But it passed and she did manage to have a good time.

It was a great partry, even if it was at that noisy place, and a great way to celebrate eight years in the life of our girl.

SCOOP DU JOUR_Weather. News. Stuff to Do.

Secrets_2

BROOKLYN WEATHER: What’s it gonna do today?  Check here for Brooklyn weather.

CITY NEWS: Activists protested the Iraq War on its second anniversary in the streets of New York and Brooklyn. Tens of thousands protested across Europe

_212, the area code with so much cache, will soon be available on cell phones. But who cares? 718 is way cooler.

_Report says one-third of city’s fourth graders are in danger of failing. Read all about it at NY1

_NYPD named nation’s best dressed police force. Read all about it at NY1

_New York’s favorite hawks, Pale Male and Lola, are expecting at least two little hawks.

 BROOKLYN BEAT: Over 2500 runners ran the Brooklyn Half-Marathon from the world-famous Coney Island boarwalk to the Nevermeade in Prospect Park. Ivan Marionda, age 29, from New York City,  won the race in 1:10:37. THe top female runner was Michelle Bleakley, age 37, in 1:20:58. Thomas Deaver, age 29, a wheelchair runner, finished the race in 1:41:28.

_English ex-pats love Brooklyn says today’s City section in the New York Times. Mini Coopers, Fish and Chips joints and British accents are cited as proof that there’s a British invasion of brownstone Brooklyn.  Intersting fact: the Park Slope zipcode has one of the largest numbers of Mini Cooper owners in the country. The owner of  Curry Source, an Indian "takeaway" in Boerum Hill, told the Times’ reporter: "Brooklyn is America without tears."

_Barrier installed at exit ramp at the Verrazano Bridge after accident. Read all about it at NY1

_Brooklyn rapper Lil’ Kim guilty of perjury in connection with 2001 murder. Read all about it at NY1

_City is facing $10 million in lawsuits from cyclists who say their
broken bones were caused by injuries caused by the bumps on the
Williamsburg Bridge. City officials are taking a closer look at this
problem. Read all about it at NY1

_ Marty Markowitz, the
president of the borough of Brooklyn, got his two cents into the New
Yorker this week. On the letters to the editor page he writes in response
to a recent cover: "Marcellus Hall’s illusletters tration  of Adam and Eve
being cast out of Manhattan by the hand of God is to be commended for
its prominent placement of the Brooklyn Bridge, the world’s most
beautiful. I am concerned, however, that my copy of the issue may have
been missing a second panel, in which the couple realize that what
awaits them on the other side of the bridge is not a dark cloud of doom
but the promised land itself. High rents might push some residents out
of Manhattan, but we Brooklynites welcome these emigres with open arms
to our better quality of life, our unrivalled diversity, and maybe even
a nice brownstone. Just as Saul Steinberg’s famous westward view from
Ninth Avenue exaggerated Manhattanites’ perspective in 1976, your East
River scene in 2005 misleads by rendering gloom where  there should be
a glow; crossing the bridge is actually a blessing in disguise.
Besides, what better than the hand of God to direct you toward the most
divine bagels and lox?"

_From an article called, "School Auction as Economic
Indicator," in today’s New York Times: "The Berkeley Carroll School in
Brooklyn combines the groovy independent film vibe –the "Sopranos"
star Steve Muscemi offered a tour of the set – with local color. One
family paid $4,000 to have lunch with Marty Markowitz at Bamonte’s in
Williamsburg. "The place is quintessential Brooklyn," said Henry
Trevor, an assistant head of school." At Packer, someone paid $100. for
a gift certificate to a company "dedicated to the spreading of sexual
enlightenment throught the promulgation of chosen playthings."

_The MTA threatens to
sue the owner of F Line Bagels, a small corner shop on Smith and Ninth
Street underneath the F-train, if he doesn’t remove all subway
decoration in the shop. Faried Assad, the owner, spent over $1000.
on the MTA’s own website buying subway memorabelia to decorate the
store. Assad received a Cease and Desist letter from the MTA that
informed him that the F-train logo is a registered trademark. The
letter gave him until March 16th to respond. 

IT’S SUNDAY: BROOKLYN IRISH AMERICAN PARADE is Sunday starts at 1 p.m. at PPW and
15th Street. They march down 15th Street to 7th Avenue and down 7th to Union Street and back over to
PPW. Expect traffice problems as Seventh Avenue is closed to cars and buses are re-routed. 

_Composer and Park Slope resident, Louis Rosen and vocalist Capathia
Jenkins perform a SONG CYCLE based on the work of Maya Angelou. Tonight at Joe’s Pub at 6 p.m. (see Hand-Picked below).

At the Brooklyn Academy of Music, "Play Without Words" a DANCE-THEATER PIECE by Matthew Bourne. Starts March 15th through the

_THE WOOSTER GROUP performs House/Lights at Art at St. Anns.

WORTH TAKING A LOOK:  The SECOND GRADE
ART SHOW at Starbucks. Seventh Avenue between 1st and Garfield Place.
The children’s Romare Bearden-esque cityscape collages will be up all
month.

THIS SOUNDS COOL: Purim Festival at the Brookyn Lyceum. Sunday March 27th. Music by Golem and Jonathan Bayer. (see hand-picked below).

HERE/SAY: "Much as I like owning a Rolls-Royce, I could do
without it. What I could not do without is a typewriter, a supply of
yellow second sheets and the time to put them to good use." John O’Hara

POSTCARD FROM THE SLOPE_by Louise G. Crawford

3080846_stdJust back from a pre-birthday and pre-race dinner at Two Boots. Carbo loading for me and Pizza Face for the girl. We’re both ready for our big day

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The race begins on the boardwalk at 8 a.m. The group is  supposed to meet the team at 7:15 for last minute information and advice from the coach. That means calling Eastern Car Service at 6:30 to ferry me and two friends over there.

After I run 13.1 miles, the fun begins. She’ll be a big eight year old. And I’ll be someone crazy enough to have run a half-marathon.

The coach told us to get a great night’s sleep on Thursday because no one ever sleeps well the night BEFORE a race – pre-race jitters and all. Still, I’m going to try to catch a few winks tonight. My daughter is already asleep, exhausted from anticipation about all that other stuff in her mom’s closet. I’m jittery too with anxious visions of the Boardwalk, Ocean Parkway, the Prospect Expressway pulsing with the strides of thousands of runners. Including mine.

Yours from Brooklyn,
OTBKB

SCOOP DU JOUR_Weather. News Stuff to Do.

Secrets_2

BROOKLYN WEATHER: What’s it gonna do today?  Check here for Brooklyn weather.

CITY NEWS: Report says one-third of city’s fourth graders are in danger of failing. Read all about it at NY1

_NYPD named nation’s best dressed police force. Read all about it at NY1

_New York’s favorite hawks, Pale Male and Lola, are expecting at least two little hawks.

 BROOKLYN BEAT: Barrier installed at exit ramp at the Verrazano Bridge after accident. Read all about it at NY1

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_Brooklyn rapper Lil’ Kim guilty of perjury in connection with 2001 murder. Read all about it at NY1

_City is facing $10 million in lawsuits from cyclists who say their
broken bones were caused by injuries caused by the bumps on the
Williamsburg Bridge. City officials are taking a closer look at this
problem. Read all about it at NY1

_ Markowitz, the
president of the borough of Brooklyn, got his two cents into the New
Yorker this week. On letters to the editor page he writes in response
to a recent cover: "Marcellus Hall’s illustration  of Adam and Eve
being cast out of Manhattan by the hand of God is to be commended for
its prominent placement of the Brooklyn Bridge, the world’s most
beautiful. I am concerned, however, that my copy of the issue may have
been missing a second panel, in which the couple realize that what
awaits them on the other side of the bridge is not a dark cloud of doom
but the promised land itself. High rents might push some residents out
of Manhattan, but we Brooklynites welcome these emigres with open arms
to our better quality of life, our unrivalled diversity, and maybe even
a nice brownstone. Just as Saul Steinberg’s famous westward view from
Ninth Avenue exaggerated Manhattanites’ perspective in 1976, your East
River scene in 2005 misleads by rendering gloom where  there should be
a glow; crossing the bridge is actually a blessing in disguise.
Besides, what better than the hand of God to direct you toward the most
divine bagels and lox?"

_In an article called, "School Auction as Economic
Indicator," in today’s New York Times, "The Berkeley Carroll School in
Brooklyn combines the groovy independent film vibe –the "Sopranos"
star Steve Muscemi offered a tour of the set – with local color. One
family paid $4,000 to have lunch with Marty Markowitz at Bamonte’s in
Williamsburg. "The place is quintessential Brooklyn," said Henry
Trevor, an assistant head of school." At Packer, someone paid $100. for
a gift certificate to a company "dedicated to the spreading of sexual
enlightenment throught the promulgation of chosen playthings."

_The MTA threatens to
sue the owner of F Line Bagels, a small corner shop on Smith and Ninth
Street underneath the F-train, if he doesn’t remove all subway
decoration in the shop. Faried Assad, the owner, spent over $1000.
on the MTA’s own website buying subway memorabelia to decorate the
store. Assad received a Cease and Desist letter from the MTA that
informed him that the F-train logo is a registered trademark. The
letter gave him until March 16th to respond. 

_Brooklyn Democratic leader faces corruption charges. Read all about it at NY1

THIS WEEKEND: THE BROOKLYN HALF-MARATHON starts on the Coney Island boardwalk  at 8 a.m. Run or come cheer your friends and neighbors. Start on the Coney Island Boardwalk at West Second
Street. Head west on the boardwalk to a turnaround at 36th Street, and
then return east. Exit the boardwalk at West 10th Street and continue
east on Surf Avenue. Turn left/north onto Ocean Parkway to Prospect
Expressway to Park Circle. Enter Prospect Park at Park Circle and head
east on South Lake Drive. Continue around the northern end of the park,
returning south on West Drive. Turn left/east onto Hill Drive and
left/north onto East Drive. Turn left/west on Central Drive to the
finish.

_BROOKLYN FREE SCHOOL
OPEN HOUSE on Saturday March 19th From 11 a.m. until 2 p.m. at the
school: 260 16th Street between 4th and 5th Avenues. Writes school
director, Alan Berger: "See first hand the only school in New York City
where students self direct their own learning and have an equal say in
running the school. brooklynfreeschool@msn.com

_Music for Aardvarks
founder, David Winestone sings ULTRA URBAN KID’S SONGS at PS 58 on
Carroll Street between Smith and Court Streets. Saturday 3/19 at 3 p.m.
$10. per person. Children under 2 free. Hear MFA classics like: "City
Kid," "Bagel," "I was Walking with my Mom Down Avenue A."

Saturday is FAMILY DAY AT THE BROOKLYN MUSEUM. Free admission and lots of fun activities for kids.

At the Brooklyn Academy of Music, "Play Without Words" a DANCE-THEATER PIECE by Matthew Bourne. Starts March 15th through the 29th.

SUNDAY: It’s Bagpipe Time.  BROOKLYN IRISH AMERICAN PARADE is Sunday. Parade starts at 1 p.m. at PPW and
15th Street. Marches down 15th Street to 7th Avenue and down 7th to Union Street and back over to
PPW.

_Composer and Park Slope resident, Louis Rosen and vocalist Capathia
Jenkins perform a SONG CYCLE based on the work of Maya Angelou. Tonight at Joe’s Pub at 6 p.m. (see Hand-Picked below).

WORTH TAKING A LOOK:  The SECOND GRADE
ART SHOW at Starbucks. Seventh Avenue between 1st and Garfield Place.
The children’s Romare Bearden-esque cityscape collages will be up all
month.

THIS SOUNDS COOL: Purim Festival at the Brookyn Lyceum. Sunday March 27th. Music by Golem and Jonathan Bayer. (see hand-picked below).

HERE/SAY:  "Begin conservatively, and don’t waste energy
weaving around others.  Your "chip time" will reflect when you cross
the start line – not when the gun goes off.  GO a few seconds slower
than projected race pace for the first 4-5 miles, gradually picking it
up if you feel good. Hold that pace until mile 10.  Once you’re in the
park, pace according to how you feel.  Don’t fall into the trap of
going out too fast.  I fully expect that you’ll feel relaxed and the
pace will seem easy for the first part of the race, but if you pick it
up too soon, you’ll pay for it later." J
on Cane, Coach of the Jack Rabbit Half-Marathon group.

HAND-PICKED_Don’t Miss: Ira Glass

826nyc_1WRITING AND PRODUCING
FOR THE RADIO
A PANEL DISCUSSION
WITH IRA GLASS

Tuesday March 22nd at 7:30 p.m.
Admission is $36. and all proceeds go to
826nyc’s writing lab for children. 
Tickets are available through NYU, Ticket Central
212-998.4941
Eisner and Lubin Auditorium, Kimmel Center
60 Washington Square South

The Brooklyn Superhero Supply Co. is part of 826NYC

CONTENTS_18 March 05

NO WORDS_Daily Pix by Hugh Crawford

POSTCARD FROM THE SLOPE_by Louise Crawford

SCOOP DU JOUR_Weather. News. Stuff to Do.

FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD_Weekday Lunch on Fifth

HAND-PICKED_Don’t Miss

SIDE PANELS_Links to Essential Brooklyn.  For movie times, click on "Hellobrooklyn.com"

POSTCARD FROM THE SLOPE_by Louise G. Crawford

Ds013639_std_1Another birthday for my daughter brings with it the realization that the children of Park Slope are growing up fast. Last year’s babies are this year’s toddlers. Yesterday’s pre-schoolers are lining up at PS 321. Elementary begets middle school and perhaps most shocking of all, an inordinate number of Slope kids have become bona-fide teenagers.

As the kids change, the parents change too. New jobs, new babies, new interests, new outlooks. Some marriages survived. Some did not. Life is an ever-changing parade of situations and choices.

While birthdays may induce maudlin thoughts for me, it brings nothing but excitement for my girl. She woke up early this morning ready to do her hair and "dress special" for her in-class birthday.  Birthdays at this age are all about feeling special and being the center of attention.

As we age, birthdays lose some of that specialness. They usher in feelings of shock, fear, and denial: I’m not really THAT old, as well as a desire to stop the clock.

But maybe we "grown-ups" shouldn’t dispense with the specialness that birthdays bring. It’s a chance to do our hair, "dress special" and take our place at the center of attention.

Yours from Brooklyn,
OTBKB

SCOOP DU JOUR_Weather. News. Stuff to Do.

Secrets_2

BROOKLYN WEATHER: What’s it gonna do today?  Check here for Brooklyn weather.

CITY NEWS: NYPD named nation’s best dressed police force.

_New York’s favorite hawks, Pale Male and Lola, are expecting at least two little hawks.

_City is revamping its high
school math curriculum, which will mean big changes in the way that
math is taught in New York City high schools. Read all about it at NY1

_Some public schools to hand out physical fitness report cards in an effort to stem childhood obesity. Read all about it at NY1

 _Tolls rise on all MTA bridges and tunnels: tolls on the Triborough,
Whitestone, the Throgs Neck and the Queen’s  Mid-town and Brooklyn
Battery Tunnels have gone up 50 cents from $4.0 to $4.50. Read all about it at NY1 

BROOKLYN BEAT: Brooklyn rapper L’l Kim guilty of perjury in connection with 2001 murder. Read all about it at NY1

_City is facing $10 million in lawsuits from cyclists who say their
broken bones were caused by injuries caused by the bumps on the
Williamsburg Bridge. City officials are taking a closer look at this
problem. Read all about it at NY1

_ Markowitz, the
president of the borough of Brooklyn, got his two cents into the New
Yorker this week. On letters to the editor page he writes in response
to a recent cover: "Marcellus Hall’s illustration  of Adam and Eve
being cast out of Manhattan by the hand of God is to be commended for
its prominent placement of the Brooklyn Bridge, the world’s most
beautiful. I am concerned, however, that my copy of the issue may have
been missing a second panel, in which the couple realize that what
awaits them on the other side of the bridge is not a dark cloud of doom
but the promised land itself. High rents might push some residents out
of Manhattan, but we Brooklynites welcome these emigres with open arms
to our better quality of life, our unrivalled diversity, and maybe even
a nice brownstone. Just as Saul Steinberg’s famous westward view from
Ninth Avenue exaggerated Manhattanites’ perspective in 1976, your East
River scene in 2005 misleads by rendering gloom where  there should be
a glow; crossing the bridge is actually a blessing in disguise.
Besides, what better than the hand of God to direct you toward the most
divine bagels and lox?"

_In an article called, "School Auction as Economic
Indicator," in today’s New York Times, "The Berkeley Carroll School in
Brooklyn combines the groovy independent film vibe –the "Sopranos"
star Steve Muscemi offered a tour of the set – with local color. One
family paid $4,000 to have lunch with Marty Markowitz at Bamonte’s in
Williamsburg. "The place is quintessential Brooklyn," said Henry
Trevor, an assistant head of school." At Pakcer, someone paid $100. for
a gift certificate to a company "dedicated to the spreading of sexual
enlightenment throught the promulgation of chosen playthings."

_Bruce Ratner, the developer trying to bring the New Jersey Nets, a
stadium, and office complex to the Atlantic Yards made a $1 million
deposit at Carver Federal Savings Bank in the Atlantic Terminal Retail
Mall. The bank is the largest bank owned by Carribbean and African
Americans.

_The MTA threatens to
sue the owner of F Line Bagels, a small corner shop on Smith and Ninth
Street underneath the F-train, if he doesn’t remove all subway
decoration in the shop. Faried Assad, the owner, spent over $1000.
on the MTA’s own website buying subway memorabelia to decorate the
store. Assad received a Cease and Desist letter from the MTA that
informed him that the F-train logo is a registered trademark. The
letter gave him until March 16th to respond. 

_Brooklyn Democratic leader faces corruption charges. Read all about it at NY1

IT’S FRIDAY: At the Brooklyn Academy of Music, "Play Without Words" a DANCE-THEATER PIECE by Matthew Bourne. Starts March 15th through the 29th.

JAZZY CHANTEUSE,
Jezra Kaye, will be performing at The (Very) Good Coffee House at 53
Prospect Park West (the Society for Ethical Culture). She will be
performing with a band that includes: Jerome Harris on guitar and Sonny
Barbetto on accordian. Friday 3/18 at 8 p.m. 10 bucks gets you in. All
proceeds benefit the Park Slope Food Coop.

WORTH TAKING A LOOK:  The SECOND GRADE
ART SHOW at Starbucks. Seventh Avenue between 1st and Garfield Place.
The children’s Romare Bearden-esque cityscape collages will be up all
month.

THIS WEEKEND: THE BROOKLYN HALF-MARATHON starts on the Coney Island boardwalk  at 8 a.m. Run or come cheer your friends and neighbors.
Here’s the 13.1 mile course for the Brooklyn-Half: Start on the Coney Island Boardwalk at West Second
Street. Head west on the boardwalk to a turnaround at 36th Street, and
then return east. Exit the boardwalk at West 10th Street and continue
east on Surf Avenue. Turn left/north onto Ocean Parkway to Prospect
Expressway to Park Circle. Enter Prospect Park at Park Circle and head
east on South Lake Drive. Continue around the northern end of the park,
returning south on West Drive. Turn left/east onto Hill Drive and
left/north onto East Drive. Turn left/west on Central Drive to the
finish.

_BROOKLYN FREE SCHOOL
OPEN HOUSE on Saturday March 19th From 11 a.m. until 2 p.m. at the
school: 260 16th Street between 4th and 5th Avenues. Writes school
director, Alan Berger: "See first hand the only school in New York City
where students self direct their own learning and have an equal say in
running the school. brooklynfreeschool@msn.com

_Music for Aardvarks
founder, David Winestone sings ULTRA URBAN KID’S SONGS at PS 58 on
Carroll Street between Smith and Court Streets. Saturday 3/19 at 3 p.m.
$10. per person. Children under 2 free. Hear MFA classics like: "City
Kid," "Bagel," "I was Walking with my Mom Down Avenue A."

Saturday is FAMILY DAY AT THE BROOKLYN MUSEUM. Free admission and lots of fun activities for kids.

_It’s Bagpipe Time.  BROOKLYN IRISH AMERICAN PARADE is Sunday. Parade starts at 1 p.m. at PPW and
15th Street. Marches down 15th Street to 7th Avenue and down 7th to Union Street and back over to
PPW.

_Composer and Park Slope resident, Louis Rosen and vocalist Capathia
Jenkins perform a SONG CYCLE based on the work of Maya Angelou. This
Sunday at Joe’s Pub at 6 p.m. (see Hand-Picked below).

THIS SOUNDS COOL: Purim Festival at the Brookyn Lyceum. Sunday March 27th. Music by Golem and Jonathan Bayer. (see hand-picked below).

HERE/SAY: