SCOOP DU JOUR_Weather. News Stuff to Do.

CITY NEWS: On Saturday, activists protested the Iraq
War on its second anniversary on the streets of New York and Brooklyn.
Three men and five women were arrested in front of a military recruiting station at 41 Flatbush Avenue. Read all about at Brooklyn Bomb Shelter. Tens of thousands protest across Europe

_212, the area code with so much cache, will soon be available on cell phones. But who cares? 718 is way cooler.

_Report says one-third of city’s fourth graders are in danger of failing. Read all about it at NY1

_NYPD named nation’s best dressed police force. Read all about it at NY1

_New York’s favorite hawks, Pale Male and Lola, are expecting at least two little hawks.

 BROOKLYN BEAT:
Mayor Mike Bloomberg joined marchers at the Brooklyn Irish American parade in the rain.

_Coney Island’s Astroland opened on Sunday, two weeks earlier than usual. Visitors will arrive from the newly renovated Stillwell Avenue train station. Coney Island can draw more than a million visitors per day in nice weather.

_More than a 130 new buildings are being planned in Williamsburg and Greenpoint, as well as large-scale development on the waterfront.

_Over 2500 runners ran the Brooklyn Half-Marathon from the world-famous
Coney Island boarwalk to the Nevermeade in Prospect Park. Ivan
Marionda, age 29, from New York City,  won the race in 1:10:37. THe top
female runner was Michelle Bleakley, age 37, in 1:20:58. Thomas Deaver,
age 29, a wheelchair runner, finished the race in 1:41:28.

_English ex-pats love Brooklyn says today’s City section in the New
York Times. Mini Coopers, Fish and Chips joints and British accents are
cited as proof that there’s a British invasion of brownstone Brooklyn.
Interesting fact: the Park Slope zipcode has one of the largest numbers
of Mini Cooper owners in the country. The owner of  Curry Source, an
Indian "takeaway" in Boerum Hill, told the Times’ reporter: "Brooklyn
is America without tears."

_Barrier installed at exit ramp at the Verrazano Bridge after accident. Read all about it at NY1

_Brooklyn rapper Lil’ Kim guilty of perjury in connection with 2001 murder. Read all about it at NY1

_City is facing $10 million in lawsuits from cyclists who say their
broken bones were caused by injuries caused by the bumps on the
Williamsburg Bridge. City officials are taking a closer look at this
problem. Read all about it at NY1

_ Marty Markowitz, the
president of the borough of Brooklyn, got his two cents into the New
Yorker this week. On the letters to the editor page he writes in response
to a recent cover: "Marcellus Hall’s illusletters tration  of Adam and Eve
being cast out of Manhattan by the hand of God is to be commended for
its prominent placement of the Brooklyn Bridge, the world’s most
beautiful. I am concerned, however, that my copy of the issue may have
been missing a second panel, in which the couple realize that what
awaits them on the other side of the bridge is not a dark cloud of doom
but the promised land itself. High rents might push some residents out
of Manhattan, but we Brooklynites welcome these emigres with open arms
to our better quality of life, our unrivalled diversity, and maybe even
a nice brownstone. Just as Saul Steinberg’s famous westward view from
Ninth Avenue exaggerated Manhattanites’ perspective in 1976, your East
River scene in 2005 misleads by rendering gloom where  there should be
a glow; crossing the bridge is actually a blessing in disguise.
Besides, what better than the hand of God to direct you toward the most
divine bagels and lox?"

_From an article called, "School Auction as Economic
Indicator," in today’s New York Times: "The Berkeley Carroll School in
Brooklyn combines the groovy independent film vibe –the "Sopranos"
star Steve Muscemi offered a tour of the set – with local color. One
family paid $4,000 to have lunch with Marty Markowitz at Bamonte’s in
Williamsburg. "The place is quintessential Brooklyn," said Henry
Trevor, an assistant head of school." At Packer, someone paid $100. for
a gift certificate to a company "dedicated to the spreading of sexual
enlightenment throught the promulgation of chosen playthings."

IT’S MONDAY: Learn how to better communicate with your child at this parenting workshop at Families First.  250 Baltic Street.  718-237-1862

_At Barbes" "Native Land," shown as part of their Traveling Cinema Series. 376 Ninth Street. 7 p.m. Live music at 9 p.m.

<>

WORTH TAKING A LOOK:  The SECOND GRADE
ART SHOW at Starbucks. Seventh Avenue between 1st and Garfield Place.
The children’s Romare Bearden-esque cityscape collages will be up all
month.

THIS SOUNDS COOL: Purim Festival at the Brookyn Lyceum. Sunday March 27th. Music by Golem and Jonathan Bayer. (see hand-picked below).

Catpathia Jenkins and Park Slope resident Louis Rosen perform their song-cycle based on the work of Maya Angelou at Joe’s Pub. March 27th. 6 pm.

HERE/SAY: "Brooklyn is America without tears." – the owner of Curry Source, an Indian takeaway in Boerum Hill.