HAPPY FIRST BIRTHDAY GOWANUS LOUNGE
Gowanus Lounge, so great to have you in the neighborhood. You’ve added immeasurably to the Brooklyn Blog Zone and New York media in general.
Many happy returns.
FOR DANTE LOVERS AND THE CURIOUS
Here from the dead let poetry rise up,
O sacred Muses, since I am yours
La Divina Commedia: Music and Readings from Inferno, Purgatorio and Paradiso on Sunday May 6th at 4 p.m. at the St. Augustine Roman Catholic Church (116 Sixth Avenue) in Park Slope Brooklyn.
A distinguished team of musicians, actors, poets, scholars, and others will gather to celebrate the Divine Comedy in the splendid St. Augustine’s Roman Catholic Church, which the Brooklyn Eagle called, "one of the finest examples of Gothic architecture in the country."
For further information, cal 917-544-9514
BAM LITERARY BRUNCH FOR KIDS AND THEIR FAMILIES
BAMfamily Book Brunch
Walter Dean Myers & Christopher Myers
Ages 8—12
Sat, May 5, 12noon—2pm
BAMcafé
$20 adults; $15 children 16 and under; 20% off for subscribers to Eat, Drink & Be Literary.
Call BAM Ticket Services at 718.636.4100 to purchase tickets.
Bring the kids to this literary and musical jam session with the
award-winning team of author Walter Dean Myers and his son, illustrator
Christopher Myers. Their latest collaboration, Jazz,
captures the history and spirit of this vibrant American art form
through syncopated poetry and exuberant illustrations. The event starts
off with a buffet of kid-friendly food and drink followed by a reading
accompanied by live musical demonstration. The authors will discuss the
history of jazz and the art of writing, display the original artwork,
and explain how the illustrations were made. A question and answer
session will be followed by a book signing
TROUBLE ON THE F-TRAIN: TELL JEN
Jen at Kensington Blog is concerned about slow service on the F-train casued by the Culver Viaduct rehabilitation. She seems to have the ear of a New York City Transit rep by the name of Andrew Inglesby and is collecting complaints from other riders on the comment section of her blog. Talk about a good use of a comment section. Go Jen.
After a frustrating and slow F train ride to 14th Street on Saturday
I decided to email the representative (Andrew.Inglesby@nyct.com) I met
at Bill de Blasio’s town hall meeting back on March 29th. I asked
Andrew about the announcement he had eluded to at the meeting and who I
should contact about F train service issues… Here’s what I received:"We should be informing the affected elected officials and Community Board 6 about the Culver Viaduct rehabilitation,
which will affect subway service from Smith-9th Street to Church
Avenue, by the end of this year. The construction project’s contract
will be awarded in August 2008 but we always try to let the affected
community know as far in advance as possible.You can let me know about any problems on the F train in the interim".
AVAILABLE: ONE TKT TO SEE NATHAN ENGLANDER AND JONATHAN LETHEM AT THE 92ND STREET Y
TONIGHT. I can’t go. Maybe you can. Must pick up in Park Slope. $15.
About Nathan Englander’s first collection of stories, For the Relief of Unbearable Urges, masterful short stories about Orthodox Jews of Brooklyn, Ann Beattie wrote: "It’s the best story collection I’ve read in ages." Mr. Englander reads from The Ministry of Special Cases, his first novel. A MacArthur fellow, Jonathan Lethem is the author of Motherless Brooklyn, which won the National Book Critics Circle Award, The Fortress of Solitude and other novels. His most recent work is You Don’t Love Me Yet, a novel.
Read more about Nathan Englander on the 92Y Blog.
CROWN HEIGHTS CROWNED WITH LANDMARK STATUS
Almost 500 buildings in the northern section of Crown Heights are now
part of a historical district, after the city’s Landmark Preservation
Commission unanimously voted to protect the area.
The area around Dean Street between Bedford and Kingston Avenues is
made up of 19th and 20th century row houses, mansions and churches.
The move essentially freezes the look of the area, because any
significant changes to the buildings will have to be approved by the
commission.
Eventually the landmark designation is expected to include about 1,400 buildings in Crown Heights.
MATHIEU EUGENE IS VOTED IN, AGAIN
Two months after residency
requirements kept him from claiming a seat on the city council, Mathieu
Eugene won Brooklyn’s 40th District city council seat in a special
election Tuesday.
As of Tuesday night, with 100 percent of the precincts reporting,
Eugene had 51 percent of the votes, defeating Harry Schiffman and
Wellington Sharpe, who split the remaining votes with about 25 percent
each.
In February Eugene won the election but could not be sworn in
because he failed to show documents proving his residency in the
district at the time of the election.
Eugene, who is taking the seat vacated by Congresswoman Yvette
Clarke, will become the first Haitian-American to hold a City Council
seat.
Just over 5,000 people turned out to vote.
FROM ROLLINGSTONE MAG: 40 SONGS THAT CHANGED THE WORLD?
1. Elvis Presley "That’s All Right"
2. Ray Charles "I Got A Woman"
3. Chuck Berry "Maybellene"
4. Bob Dylan "A Hard Rain’s A-Gonna Fall"
5. The Kingsmen "Louie Louie"
6. The Ronettes "Be My Baby"
7. The Beatles "I Wanna Hold Your Hand"
8. Martha and the Vandellas "Dancing In The Street"
9. The Rolling Stones "(I Cant Get No) Satisfaction"
10. Bob Dylan "Like A Rolling Stone"
11. The Beatles "Strawberry Fields Forever"
12. The Velvet Underground "Herion"
13. Aretha Franklin "Respect"
14. Jimi Hendrix "Purple Haze"
15. Led Zeppelin "Whole Lotta Love"
16. James Brown "Get Up (I Feel Like Being a) Sex Machine"
17. Marvin Gaye "What’s Going On"
18. John Lennon "Imagine"
19. David Bowie "Ziggy Stardust"
20. Bob Marley "I Shot The Sheriff"
21. Joni Mitchell "Help Me"
22. Bruce Springsteen "Born To Run"
23. Queen "Bohemian Rhapsody"
24. The Ramones "Blitzkrieg Bop"
25. The Sex Pistols "Anarchy in the UK"
26. Donna Summer "I Feel Love"
27. The Sugarhill Gang "Rappers Delight"
28. Black Flag "TV Party"
29. Michael Jackson "Billie Jean"
30. Prince "When Doves Cry"
31. U2 "Pride (In The Name Of Love)"
32. Madonna "Like A Virgin"
33. Run DMC and Aerosmith "Walk This Way"
34. The Cure "Just Like Heaven"
35. Guns N Roses "Sweet Child O’ Mine"
36. Public Enemy "Bring The Noise"
37. Dr. Dre "Nuthin’ But A G Thang"
38. Nirvana "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
39. Britney Spears "Baby One More Time"
40. The White Stripes "Fell In Love With A Girl"
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THE BROOKLYN BLOGFEST HAS ITS OWN BLOG
And a logo designed by the fabulous Elizabeth Reagh of Good Form Design. Go here to see the new blog, where I will be posting information about the blogfest, which is on Thursday, May 10th at 8 p.m. at the Old Stone House in Park Slope.
RALLY ON MONDAY AGAINST PREMATURE DEMOLITION
From Gersh and Ariella at the Brooklyn Paper:
More than 50 opponents of Atlantic Yards rallied on Monday morning in front of three buildings that Bruce Ratner plans to demolish this week, arguing that the developer should wait until pending litigation on the project is resolved before tearing them down.
…
“We say to Gov. Spitzer, we need you now!” said Councilwoman Letitia James (D–Prospect Heights). “This community was forced to file lawsuits because [of the lack of] government oversight.”
…
The developer did not return a request for comment from The Brooklyn Paper on Friday and again on Monday.
Develop Don’t Destroy Brooklyn spokesman Daniel Goldstein said Ratner’s decision to move ahead with the demolitions was “deeply troubling.”
“It has yet to be shown that [Ratner’s] Atlantic Yards project passes legal muster,” said Goldstein, whose group is one of 26 plaintiffs in the case.
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RUN OVER TO THE ATLANTIC YARDS AND STOP PREMATURE DEMOLITION
Demolition on nine buildings in the Atlantic Yards footprint is set for today.
Last week, Manhattan State Supreme Court Justice Joan Madden refused to issue a Temporary Restraining Order (TRO) that would have blocked demolitions before the legal challenge to the state’s environmental review before the court hearing on May 3rd.
But no go.
As I write this, Develop Don’t Destroy Brooklyn is protesting the demolition. They are assempling at Flatbush Avenue between 5th Avenue and Dean Street in Brooklyn.
BEST RIDE AT CONEY: ASTRO TOWER
On this warm, bright, and beautiful Sunday, Smartmom, Hepcat, OSFO, Divorce Diva and her daughter decided to visit Coney Island in the park’s final season before a major redevelopment plan destroys much of what’s there now.
Thor Equities plans a $2 billion amusement with retail and
residential developments planned along the Boardwalk. From the sounds of it, they’re thinkin’ Las Vegas at the edge of New York City, with loads of new rides, a family hotel, indoor water park, retail, condos and timeshares.
Oy Vey.
While the Wonder Wheel and the Parachute Jump will survive the transformation, the Astro Tower, the best ride at Coney will be torn down,
Say it isn’t so. The Astro Tower is located in Astroland along with other more mundane rides like bumper cars, swirling teacups and a water coaster, that OSFO enjoyed immensely.
But Smartmom, OSFO and Divorce Diva were entranced by the Astro Tower, a chance to rise high above the park hundreds of feet in the air and enjoy a 360 view of the amusments, the surrounding neighborhood, Keyspan Park, and the ocean as the tower swirled slowly.
Needless to say, No Words_Daily Pix snapped lots of shots.
The ride of the twirling view was created for the 1963 World’s Fair and was moved to Coney Island after fair just like the Parachute Jump was created for the 1939 World’s Fair and moved to Coney in 1941.
This is the stuff of history. At the 1963 World’s Fair the Astro Tower had an upper level and Hepcat was sorry to see that it’s not open anymore. In fact, it’s been painted over.
He did ride on the upper level in 1963 when he came east from California to visit the World’s Fair. It was his first trip to New York City — a cross country drive he’d never forget. The trip would leave an indelible mark on Hepcat and inspire him to go Eastward young man when it was time to go to college.
After college, New York City beckoned and as they say, the rest is history.
Before it’s gone, take a ride on the Astro Tower. It would be fun to have a party up there riding up and down over and over — drinking cocktails, enjoying the view, basking in the glory that is the Coney Island of not much more.
EXCERPTS FROM BLOOMBERG EARTH DAY SPEECH
“New York is on a collision course with the environment.”
“I’d like to suggest that we face up to those challenges, not tomorrow, not in the future, not when it’s too late, but right now,” Bloomberg said at the American Museum of Natural History.
“I will not spend my last 984 days in office pretending that all is fine and leaving these challenges to the next mayor,” Bloomberg vowed.
SKATERS RALLY TO KEEP THE CITY’S LAST ROLLER RINK OPEN
The city’s last roller rink skated into history Sunday, but skaters
made one final attempt Saturday to keep it from shutting down for good.A rally was held at the Empire Roller Skating Rink in Crown
Heights. Organizers called on city officials to keep Empire open or
build a new rink.The rink has been around for more then 60 years and is known for
being the birthplace of roller disco, but it was recently sold and will
soon become a storage facility.But local skaters say losing the rink will be tough on the neighborhood.
"I really don’t know where the young kids will go after Empire
closes, I really don’t know," said one young patron. "I don’t have that
sense of knowing. But I’ll tell you one thing, it’s gonna bring this
community down. It’s gonna drive a lot of people out, because of
Empire. It’s the only thing that’s really left here, that’s truly
here."In recent years, the rink has been the subject of many complaints. There was a shooting outside it in January.
Empire’s owner said he decided to close when the city forced him to get rid of Teen Night and his liability insurance went up.
THE PARK, THE PARK, OMIGOD, THE PARK
It was Earth Day weekend and it was so splendid in the park. So green. So pink were those cherry blossoms. And grass. Green. Green. And people kite flying and running and playing soccer n the Longs Meadow and I hear there was some gigantic American flag parchute out there. Never found it but that’s OK.
The day it was so idyllic like something out of, what, our memories of spring in Park Slope in seasons past. Something from Monet or Seurat, something from another century but with new age techno bikes, Healey’s, skates, Razrs, bugaboos, 21st Century looking people basking in their first sunny, warm day at the playground — the sand, the swings, balloons, the toddlers running…
It was the park, the park, omigod, the park.
STOOP SALES A-GO-GO
It was the first actual weekend of spring. The first weekend it didn’t rain and out sprouted the stoop salers with their wares: that stuff you don’t really want or need but it looks kind of interesting when you walk by.
And then the after-sale give-away. You can’t even give the stuff away in some cases. But leave a box of books on the street in Park Slope and somebody, somebody will pick it up. OK, they may dump it farther up the street when they’ve had some time to browse that book they thought they were interested in.
But they’re not interested in it anymore. Or maybe they are.
Moi? Smartmom is avoiding stoop sales this season. She’ll look but she won’t buy and that’s a promise.
She won’t even have one of her own. She’s all about just giving it away. Not just for altruistic reasons but because she just can’t bare to have another stoop sale.
OSFO has big plans, however. Stoop Sales-R-Us this season when OSFO gets in the mood. And Smartmom doesn’t mind a bit just as long as the stuff doesn’t come back inside.
I’m just saying I’m just saying.
MORE WRITING WORKSHOPS IN PARK SLOPE
Regina McBride’s Inner Lives, Developing Characters Writing Workshop was wonderful and the good news is this: she plans on doing more in Park Slope.
The day-long intensive workshop was an exciting day of relaxation and sense memory techniques combined with writing exercises. Participants connected in new ways with the characters they’re working on in their fiction or memoir.
Regina McBride, author of three novels, is planning on coming back for another workshop in in Park Slope in May or June.
In the workshop, McBride used relaxation, sense memory, and emotional memory (Stanislavski
acting techniques transformed for the writer) techniques and a variety of exercises, which enabled the writers to make a deeper, richer
connection to the character he or she is creating.
Exercises were followed by writing periods, and opportunities for
people to read and share their work. The atmosphere was safe, with
the focus on exploration.
For those of you interested, please leave a comment or email me at louise_crawford@yahoo.com.
PREMATURE DEMOLITION: DEMO 8AM TODAY (April 23,2007)
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AUTISM VOX REFLECTS ON READING AT BROOKLYN READING WORKS
Thursday night’s Brooklyn Reading Works was really special. One of the writers, Kristina Chew, writes on her blog about that special evening. She has also written quite a bit about the news circulating in the wake of the Virginia Tech murders that Cho Heung-Sui might have had an autism diagnosis.
It was past midnight when we got home from Brooklyn on Thursday, after MothersVox’s and my reading with Brooklyn Reading Works at The Old Stone House. She has written up a lovely summary of what she read and what I read. Thank so much to all who came—I would like to sit down with each of you (with coffee, perhaps) and just talk, and just listen. Thank you.
There is always time to describe the kind of good feeling and warmth that emanated from the second floor room of The Old Stone House, of the immediate connections—the bonds—I feel when I meet parents and relatives of autistic persons. I will be writing more about what was said, and about the whole adventure of the evening (Charlie had a lot of subway rides). When I came home, though after getting Charlie into his pajamas and then bed, and when I sat down to write, what I felt I had to post about was this. After reviewing the headlines in the news sources this morning, it is clear that a lot of speculation, rumor, and very charged worry is spreading around the internet, and will continue to do so; that the word “autism” and an “autism diagnosis” are being associated with some things that all of us would rather these not be associated with. I hope we can proceed to respond to all this carefully. I hope we can try to steer clear of hopelessness, and of hysteria.
Here is something hopeful.
Charlie attended part of the reading last night and, in particular, the part when I was reading. Jim and I have a policy of not talking about him in his presence and—seeing him sitting in the front row looking at me out of the sides of his eyes and trying not to make a sound—everything I was reading sounded very different; I kept glancing over at Charlie. How, in particular, should I read my renditions of Charlie’s speech
As ever, Charlie helped me out. A few sentences into me reading Translating Sappho, Translating Charlie, he said “Mom!”
I looked up. “Yes, Charlie.”
“Mom!”
“Yes?”
“I want!”
“You want…..”
“I want. I want. I want, Mom, I want!”
Or something like that—MothersVox and I are working on putting up a podcast, so you can test my memory against what Charlie really said. Jim and Charlie went out for a walk (and a snack, and one of those subways rides) and I continued to read, in the echo of Charlie’s own voice.
Which I hope you’ll be able to hear, very soon.
EARTH DAY IN BROOKLYN: GOWANUS LOUNGE KNOWS ALL
Thanks to Gowanus Lounge who did a bang up job of collecting all of Brooklyn’s Earth Day events. It’s a big list cause there’s lots to do on this gorgeous Earth Day.
87 MEMBERS OF CHRISTIAN GROUP WALK OUT ON MIKE DAISEY’S PERFORMANCE LAST NIGHT
Park Slope performance artist, Mike Daisey, whose show, Invincible Summer is playing at the American Repertory Theater in Cambridge, MA, sent me this email. There’s a video on his website of this incident.
Last night’s performance of INVINCIBLE SUMMER was disrupted when eighty seven members of a Christian group walked out of the show en masse, and chose to physically attack my work by pouring water on and destroying the original of the show outline.
I’m still dealing with all the ramifications, but here’s what it felt like from my end: I am performing the show to a packed house, when suddenly the lights start coming up in the house as a flood of people start walking down the aisles–they looked like a flock of birds who’d been startled, the way they all moved so quickly, and at the same moment…it was shocking, to see them surging down the aisles. The show halted as they fled, and at this moment a member of their group strode up to the table, stood looking down on me and poured water all over the outline, drenching everything in a kind of anti-baptism.
I sat behind the table, looking up in his face with shock. My job onstage is to be as open as possible, to weave the show without a script as it comes, and this leaves me very emotionally available–and vulnerable, if an audience chooses to abuse that trust. I doubt I will ever forget the look in his face as he defaced the only original of the handwritten show outline–it was a look of hatred, and disgust, and utter and consuming pride.
It is a face I have seen in Riefenstahl’s work, and in my dreams, but never on another human face, never an arm’s length from me–never directed at me, hating me, hating my words and the story that I’ve chosen to tell. That face is not Christian, by any definition Christ would be proud to call his own–its naked righteousness and contempt have nothing to do with the godhead, and everything to do with pathetic human pride at its very worst.
And it wounded me in my heart, because I trusted these people. Scared parents and scared teachers running from a theater because words might hurt them, and so consumed by fear that they have to lash out at the work, literally break it apart, drown it. They’ve made me afraid of my audience, afraid of my craft, just the smallest amount, and that’s the trust I will have to relearn tonight and every night. That’s the work–the only way out is through, I tell my students, and it is true for me and it is true for everybody.
I tried to engage with the group as they fled, but they ran out like cowards, and not one of them would stand and discuss with me what they’d done. That cowardice still takes my breath away–that they wouldn’t stand and speak like men and women and tell me in their voices their grievances. In spite of everything, I still believe–Jean-Michele says that’s one of the reasons I’m a monologuist–and I fought to the end to get a single voice to speak and reckon with me, but they ran and didn’t look back.
I had to stay onstage and tend to my audience, who was wounded and reeling–they looked stunned and shaken, as Jean-Michele and Kevin cleaned the table I talked to everyone, normalizing the pressures, rebuilding connections. We talked a bit, then I restarted the show, which was intense from a cold start–like passing a six pound kidney stone–and hesitantly, shakily, they came with me and we comforted each other with the story. At the end of the show they gave a standing ovation, which I didn’t earn–they applauded because they had been through the same thing, and worked as hard as I did to carry the story to its conclusion. They were magnificent.
After the show I told the audience something, and it’s been rolling around in my mind. It’s common to think things will never happen where you are–never in Cambridge, never in New York, never in Seattle–that sort of thing, whatever it is, never happens here, not in our community. Then it happens, right in front of you, and you realize you were blind to it, that you forgot that intolerance and zealotry and viciousness are human currency everywhere, and it takes your breath away. You want to curl up and pretend it never happened, because they were fools, idiots–you make excuses and move on. Do the next show. Breathe. Forget.
But they are not simply fools and idiots–I saw them. They are young and old, they are teachers and students, they are each and every one of us. We are the same family, even if it hurts. The hard truth is that you reap what you sow, and I will not sow hatred and discontent–I refuse. I will not forget what that man, older than I am today, did to my work. I will not forget the cowed silence of those who left. I will not forget their judgment and their arrogance–but I will not hate.
I will listen. I will listen and learn and remember what has passed here, and when I tell it back it will be louder and longer and clearer. When I tell it back there will be place in the story for you and you and even you.
SLUDGIE THE WHALE WAS A SHE: A SHE-WHALE
(CBS/AP) NEW YORK A baby whale that died in a remote backwater of New York Harbor was a female, experts said after an examination. But they remained unsure why the animal died.
“Unfortunately, I can’t say, ‘Okay, this is what happened,”‘ said Kim Durham, rescue program director for the Long Island-based Riverhead Foundation for Research and Preservation.
The whale’s belly had shown a number of bloody scratches, as though she had scraped herself on the bottom or underwater obstacles. But no signs of significant trauma were found during a seven-hour necropsy, researchers said Friday.
They planned to send tissue samples to pathologists for more tests.
The 12-foot-long minke whale was first spotted Tuesday in Gowanus Bay, a small estuary off industrial south Brooklyn. The animal swam aimlessly in the bay until Wednesday evening, when she died after suddenly thrashing in the water and attempting to beach herself on a pier at a Hess Oil Co. facility.
Durham estimated the whale was about a year old — still in the nursing stage and unable to survive without her mother.
Minke whales are a subspecies of baleen whales, common in northern Atlantic waters, and feed on plankton and krill.
SMARTMOM: TRYING TO AVOID BECOMING MS. FRUMP
Here’s this week’s Smartmom from the Brooklyn Paper:
Smartmom is wearing new shade of lipstick lately. It’s called “Emerging” and she picked it out at MYR, a make-up shop on Seventh Avenue.
Emerging. It’s the perfect name for the soft burgundy color that goes so well with her skin tone. And it makes Smartmom feel like a butterfly emerging from her schleppy chrysalis in her journey to add a little flair to her appearance.
Hepcat hasn’t said a thing. OK, so he’s a little distracted these days — consulting as a software engineer — but he could comment on her new shade of lipstick, nu?
Truth is, Hepcat has never been one for make-up. Hell, he grew up on a farm. He hates perfume, and he gets all edgy when Smartmom wears foundation or rouge. He says he likes his Smartmom au natural.
Same with her hair. Hepcat doesn’t believe she should color it. Her “blondes-have-more-fun” phase last year left him cold. He actually loves the patch of gray that makes Smartmom look like Susan Sontag.
“I just find it so sexy,” he’s told her again and again.
But Smartmom pays no attention to that man. She’s been covering her gray since just days before her 40th birthday nearly nine years ago. And she likes it that way.
Since Hepcat didn’t notice her new lipstick color, Smartmom got to thinking: Would more radical make-up action get a rise out of him?
She decided to give it a try. Recently, she went back to MYR and decided to buy some eye make-up. The saleswoman helped her pick out a Kohl pencil, mascara, and, would you believe, eye shadow.
When Smartmom got home, she stood in front of the bathroom mirror and used her new pencil to try to make herself look like the Anais Nin character in the film “Henry and June.”
Then she applied the mascara carefully. She’s never had great luck with the stuff. It tends to smear if she rubs her eyes, has a crying jag or a laughing fit. But the MYR brand is smudgeless. Suddenly, Smartmom felt like she was being watched.
“What are you doing?” asked the Oh So Feisty One.
“Just putting on some make-up.” Smartmom replied.
“I like you better without make-up,” OSFO said.
Scram, she felt like saying. I’m in the mood to try something new. Like, is it possible to get some alone time in this apartment?
So, why this sudden desire to do something new with her face? Maybe it was that post on Park Slope Parents titled, “How Did I Get to Be Such a Frump?” that got her going:
“I just turned 50, and am in desperate need of a makeover. I’ve been a stay-at-home mom; can I blame it on that? My makeup and hairstyle is from 10 years ago, and my wardrobe consists of eight pairs of black elastic-waist pants, and different colors of the same Lands’ End shirt. I wish I was joking.”
Ms. Frump went on to say that she wanted to look more polished and professional. Clearly, she could use some SOS in the make-up, hair, and clothing department.
Smartmom immediately did an accounting of all the ways that she has absolutely NOTHING in common with this woman.
First of all, there are at least 15 months between Smartmom and 50.
Second, Smartmom regularly gets her hair cut at a trendy salon on the Lower East Side.
OK, she does wear black elastic-waist pants, but they’re from Eileen Fisher so that doesn’t count.
But most importantly, Smartmom is not now, nor has she ever been, a shopper at Lands’ End. In fact, Smartmom has never even tried on a Lands’ End shirt.
Whoa. Calm down. Nobody ever said that Smartmom and the Frumpette had anything in common. So why the over-reaction?
Well, on one level, Smartmom worries about becoming a frump, too. While she does obsesses about the way she looks (and she loves to window shop at Bird and Flirt), the pressures of her kids, her work, the family’s money situation, and her writing sometimes keep her from having a more, shall we say, polished appearance.
The trouble started after Teen Spirit was born when Smartmom found that she was still wearing her black Belly Basics way longer than she needed to.
Then the Oh So Feisty One was born, and Smartmom became self-employed in the Slope. Why dress up when the only people who see her are her MacBook, her office mate, and her family?
But it doesn’t have to be this way. Whether you’re getting dressed to go to the office, the gym, or a PTA meeting, you can still make an effort to look good.
Case in point: Smartmom’s friend, writer and blogger Mom After-Hours. She’s a bit of a fashion plate, who always looks terrific on Seventh Avenue whether she’s wearing jeans or one of her creatively coordinated outfits.
“Women who are so dedicated to being good mothers, good caregivers, and good partners end up neglecting who they are,” she said last week. “Since when did being a mother come to mean a life of self-denial? Since when did motherhood mean getting rid of stilettos and wearing in their stead, dare I say it, Birkenstocks?”
Stilettos? Smartmom doesn’t have one friend who wears stilettos. But Mom After-hours does have a point. While comfort and efficiency are the buzzwords of Park Slope life, comfortable doesn’t have to mean a lack of creativity or style.
Smartmom felt like calling Ms. Frump. She wanted to tell her to go to MYR to buy some eye shadow. She wanted to tell her to check out the clothes at City Casual, Living on Seventh or Flirt. She wanted to tell her to take a run in the park and meditate. She wanted to meet her for lattes at Sweet Melissa’s and compare shopping woes.
Hepcat still hasn’t noticed Smartmom’s lip color. But he did make a comment about her eye make-up.
“I think that stuff makes you look like a ferret or maybe a raccoon,” he told Smartmom over udon soup.
But Smartmom didn’t care. She is doing it for herself. Just playing around. Having some fun. And when that bathroom door is closed, OSFO now knows she wants to be alone.
GATHERING IN HONOR OF JANE JACOBS
This from Streetsblog:
Shin-pei Tsay and Lisa Chamberlain have organized a gathering in memory of Jane Jacobs on the anniversary of her death, April 25:
Come raise a glass in honor of Jane Jacobs— a community activist who knew when to don the white gloves, when to get arrested, and when to unwind at the local pub. Speakers: Darren Walker, Vice President of the Rockefeller Foundation, will talk about the first annual Jane Jacobs medals to be announced in June. Alex Washburn, the first ever Chief Urban Designer for NYC’s Department of City Planning, will talk about urban design challenges in 21st century New York.
When
Wednesday, April 25th, 2007 6:00 pm – 7:00 pm
Where
White Horse Tavern
567 Hudson St. (at W. 11th St.)
Manhattan
RSVP
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CONGESTION PRICING AND MORE SET FOR BLOOMBERG’S EARTH DAY SPEECH
Streetsblog has a video interview with Bob Kiley, who served as the Commissioner of Transport for London from 2001 to 2006? (Kiley was also chairman and CEO of New York’s MTA from 1983 to 1990.) about congestion pricing in London.
Today, Mayor Bloomberg plans a big speech at the Museum of Natural History at 1 p.m. about congestion pricing, which is part of his Plan NYC, which lays out 127 different ideas to ease global warming and carbon emissions. Here’s a teaser of what’s in tomorrow’s speech.
People argue about global warming. I can’t tell you how fast the oceans will rise, whether they’ll rise. I can just tell you a handful of things: dirty air isn’t good for you to breathe and we aren’t doing our environment any good by dumping all this crap into the air.
You want to solve the energy crisis in this country, you’ve got to either raise gasoline taxes or force manufacturers to make more fuel-efficient cars. That’s the biggest thing you could do.
BLOOMBERG PROPOSES CHARGING MOTORISTS 8 BUCKS TO ENTER THE CITY
I think this sounds like a great idea and a great way to fight congestion. And it’s worked in other cities like London. This is from the Daily News.
Mayor Bloomberg defended his plan to charge motorists $8 to enter the most congested parts of Manhattan – laying the groundwork yesterday for a fierce battle with Albany.
“You know, it sounds like a lot of money, but you go to a movie, it’s $12,” Bloomberg said on his weekly WABC-AM radio show. “So, let’s, you know, put some of this stuff in perspective here.”
Bloomberg said motorists who drive into Manhattan tend to be the “people who can afford it,” and he suggested he would “fight like heck” to get the Legislature to approve the plan before he leaves office in December 2009.
“Using economics to influence public behavior is something this country is built on,” he declared. “It’s called capitalism.”
London has a successful congestion-pricing program in place.
Tomorrow, during a major policy address at the Museum of Natural History, Bloomberg will officially roll out more than 100 initiatives aimed at preparing the city to handle a projected population increase of a million people by 2030.
The congestion-pricing proposal – charging $8 for motorists to enter Manhattan below 86th St. from as early as 6 a.m. to as late as 6 p.m. – has already outraged some drivers and a slew of elected officials.
Told how Bloomberg compared the $8 charge to the price of admission to the movies, Queens Borough President Helen Marshall replied, “A lot of people are not even going to movies because they’re $12.”“This is an unfair tax on people who are paying the price of having a poor public transportation system,” said Marshall, referring to residents of her borough. “Our mass transit system is already overloaded.”
Assemblywoman Catherine Nolan and state Sen. John Sabini, both Democrats from Queens, said the mayor’s proposal has little to no chance of winning support from either chamber in the Legislature.
Sabini said congestion pricing is one of the rare issues that will “unite the outer boroughs and the suburbs” in opposition.But several elected officials, including Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz and Bronx Borough President Adolfo Carrion, said they would keep an open mind. Both said they wanted to ensure the plan wouldn’t hurt working families.
“I’m not going to slam it, but I’m not going to open up the corks of the champagne,” said Markowitz, predicting the proposal will be substantially “fine-tuned” if it moves forward.
Environmentalists and civic leaders showered Bloomberg with praise.
“For New York to maintain quality of life, healthy air for all of us, especially our children growing up here, and for us to tackle the challenge of climate change, we need to do congestion pricing to slow the growth of traffic congestion,” said Andy Darrell, regional director of the Environmental Defense group, a nonprofit organization.
Bloomberg acknowledged that he faces an uphill battle.
“Most elected officials – not all, but most – are unwilling to champion unpopular causes,” he said. But he added it’s disingenuous to complain about environmental problems and then fight against remedies.
“What we need are people to get ahead of the curve,” he said. “I would describe it as leading from the front.”
msaul@nydailynews.com