NBC TV SHOW ABOUT VIDEO BLOGGER

First there was "Gossip Girl," now there’s "quarterlife." It’s true, network televison has discovered bloggers.

NBC has been advertising it like crazy. "quarterlife" was developed by Marshall Herskovitz and Edward Zwick, the folks behind"My So-Called Life," and "thirtysomething." 

"quarterlife" tells the story of six twenty-somethings. One of the characters, Dylan, is a woman with a very truthful video blog, which reveals the deep, dark secrets of her friends and family.

Sound familiar?

The show will run on NBC on Sundays from 9-10 p.m. Phew. It’s not on at the same time as my fave show, Brothers and Sisters. But it is on Sunday night during the Oscars. Dang.

Maybe next week.

ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, MEMOIR!

Brooklyn Reading Works presents THE MEMOIR-A-THON!

This is the Brooklyn Reading Works
event you won’t want to miss. Never heard of a Memoir-A-Thon?

That’s
because I made it up. It’s sort of a marathon reading of memoirs—but it
won’t be long and boring.

No way. That’s because the writers are each limited to 6 minutes and that will be strictly enforced by my little bell.

At 6 minutes: ding, ding, ding.

And what a group of writers: Branka Ruzak, Mary Warren, Marian
Fontana, Paula Bernstein and Elyse Schein, Nica Lalli, Kim Larsen,
Carla Thompson and MORE…

Come to this great event and hear the personal stories of these
unique writers. Books by these authors will be on sale at the event
which is at the Old Stone House at Fifth Avenue and Third Street.

PAULA BERNSTEIN & ELYSE SCHEIN are the authors of Identical Strangers: A Memoir of Twins Separated and Reunited,

MARIAN FONTANA is the author of A Widow’s Walk, a memoir of 9/11. 

NICA LALLI is the author of Nothing; Something to Believe In, a memoir of growing up an athiest.

BRANKA RUZAK has
been
a
writer,
producer
and
editor
for
commercial
and corporate
advertising
who
spent
many
childhood
hours
listening
to
her father’s
stories
and
playing
Croatian
folk
music.
Always
an
avid
traveler,her
studies
in
Hindusthani
classical
music,
as
well
as
her
enthusiasm
for Indian
novels,
textiles
and
a
good
cup
of
chai
have
taken
her
to
India
and other
destinations.
She
is
currently
working
on
a
collection
of
essays
about family,
identity,
culture
and
travel.

MARY WARREN is a freelance writer who teaches English at a local college. SHe has two blogs, Mrs. Cleavage’s Diary and Eat, Drink, Memory.

CARLA THOMPSON writes a blog, "The Ride: Life
Lesson for Those Who Can’t Draw a Straight Line", which features her
acerbic and sometimes witty musings on everything from politics to pop
culture. Carla has also written a variety of articles for Women’s
eNews, Black Enterprise, AOL Black Voices and the Atlanta
Journal-Constitution among other publications.

KIM LARSEN’S feature story, "Bad Blood," which
reports on the reintroduction of DDT in the fight against malaria in
Africa, is the cover story in the winter 2008 edition of OnEarth
Magazine. Her essay about the untimely death of a close friend appears
in the essay anthology, "The Oldest We’ve Ever Been."

SMARTMOM: BEING A GOOD MOM MEANS MORE THAN NOT JUST BAD

Here’s this week’s Smartmom from the Brooklyn Paper:

Novelist Ayelet Waldman caught a lot of flack when she wrote in the
New York Times that she loves her husband, writer Michael Chabon, more
than she loves her children.

That’s a weird thing to say (no
matter how much Smartmom likes Chabon’s work!). How do you measure such
things — with a scale, a ruler, or a measuring cup? Do you monitor your
heartbeats, heavy breathing or the swelling of your chest?

The
media, especially the blogosphere, went berserk over Waldman’s honest
(if strange) assertion, and Waldman became the poster mama for bad
mommies everywhere.

Then came Britney, the prom queen of moms you
never want to have. She takes drugs around her kids, and drives her
pick-up truck with her son on her lap without a seat belt.

She’s
guilty of one egregious act of bad mommydom after another. She’s also,
apparently, mentally ill. Still, the public can’t get enough of her via
the celebrity magazines, blogs, and television shows.

Waldman, in
a recent issue of New York Magazine, empathizes with Spears for all the
public vitriol that she has had to endure and tries to explain why the
public (especially other mothers) likes to vilify mothers.

“One
way to find consolation in the face of all this failure and guilt is to
judge ourselves not against the impossible standard of the Good Mother,
but against the fun-house-mirror-image Bad Mother. By defining for us
the kind of mother we’re not, the Bad Mother makes it easier for us to
live with what we are.”

So that’s the standard now? Buddha knows,
we can’t live up to the Berkeley Carroll ideal of the perfect stroller
mom, but can it really be that Waldman believes that it’s good enough
to just stay one step above lousy moms like Britney, Ayelet Waldman, or
Andrea Yates, who drowned her five children in a bathtub?

But
being “better than bad” is not the same as being good. And what is a
“good” mom and how do you know whether you are or aren’t? There’s got
to be some objective standards, right?

The problem is that it’s
hard to quantify. That’s why things like extreme selflessness, baking
cookies and sewing homemade Halloween costumes have become misplaced
markers of mommy achievement.

Baking cookies has always been one of those good mom measurements. Do you? How often? And from scratch or mix?

And
selflessness — that gets (homemade) brownie points. What about when a
mom needs some meditation-time for herself? A night with the girls and
some margaritas? Never. I’ll just sit by the crib and suffer, she
thinks.

But some of the best moms would neither know how to be
selfless nor the difference between Duncan Hines, Betty Crocker or Mark
Bittman.

That’s because none of that stuff has anything to do
with good parenting. What’s really important is how you talk to your
kids and whether they feel loved for who they are.

Smartmom believes that good mothering comes in many sizes, shapes and colors. But there are, of course, some mommy basics:

Moms
(in partnership with dads) are required to love, feed, clothe, shelter
discipline, and educate their children. They must make them feel warm
and secure; comfort them when they are sick; hold them (and listen to
them) when they are sad.

Still it takes a whole lot more to win
the Mommy sweepstakes. Here are some of the ways that Smartmom has
tried to win the crown:

• Reading the entire “All of a Kind Family” series to OSFO and agreeing not to cry at the sad parts?


Forcing Teen Spirit to take that musical theater class in fourth grade.
He hated doing it but Smartmom was — you guessed it — trying to be a
good mom.

• Throwing elaborate, themed birthday parties for Teen Spirit (Beatles, Harry Potter and Who Wants to be a Millionaire)?


And what about all those trips to see the dinosaurs and the dioramas at
the Museum of Natural History with Teen Spirit and those endless hours
in the basement of the Children’s Museum of Manhattan with OSFO?

Doesn’t
that stuff count for something? Ask your kid. The real time to measure
whether you are a good mom or not will be 20 or 30 years from now when
your kid is sitting in a therapist’s office talking about the long or
short list of terrible things you did as a parent.

The shortest
list wins the mommy Olympics. And you can bet that baking cookies or
making Halloween costumes won’t be the crux of the issue. Smartmom can
just imagine what Teen Spirit and OSFO will have to say about the
emotional damage she — inadvertently, mind you! — caused them.

Will
Teen Spirit tell his therapist about the time she slapped him in the
face when he refused to write a memoir for his third-grade teacher?

Will OSFO tell her therapist about all the times Smartmom embarrassed her in front of her friends?

Will they complain about all those fights between Hepcat and Smartmom about HIS clutter in the living room?

Will they hate her for calling them Teen Spirit and the Oh So Feisty One in her Brooklyn Paper column?

All this talk about good and bad mothering got Smartmom thinking about a good mother she has known.

Smartmom’s
mom, Manhattan Granny, got bonus points for refusing to move to the
suburbs when everyone was ditching the city for backyards and ballgames
in Westchester.

An urban mom years before there was Urban Baby,
dinner was take-out from the sadly defunct Williams’s BBQ on the Upper
West Side and a Sara Lee brownie. Saturday meant a Fred Astaire movie
at the Thalia or the Martha Graham Dance Company at City Center.

But most important, Manhattan Granny was a loving person who was always great to talk to; analytical and incisive as needed.

Sure, Smartmom has spent years complaining about her mother with her therapist about — wouldn’t you like to know?

And
they’ve had more than one receiver-slamming fight on the phone. But
that’s not the point. The best moms, like Manhattan Granny, are quirky
and interesting and can’t be measured by whether they’re selfless
martyrs or good bakers.

“The most important thing is creating a
space where your child feels safe and can experience childhood in a
happy and playful way,” Diaper Diva told Smartmom over a recent oatmeal
breakfast at Sweet Melissa’s.

Which brings us back to Ayelet
Waldman. Who cares if she loves her husband more than her kids? The
important thing is whether she covers the basics and sprinkles in a
heavy amount of herself and the things that matter to her.

Like Smartmom’s kids, Waldman’s are going to talk about her in therapy anyway. So why not?

ONLY THE BLOG LINKS

One dead, two injured at Sunset Park Taqueria (NY 1)

Brooklyn under $500K (Reclaimed Home)

RIP: Alain Robbe Grillet (New York Times)

Save the lobster in Heights (Brooklyn Heights Blog)

Feeding empty bellies in Greenpoint (The City)

The view from my window this morning (Self-Absorbed Boomer)

Is it legal for kids to sit at the bar? (The City)

Another liquor store done gone (Deep in the Heart of Brooklyn)

A ruin seeks a second act: Admiral’s Row (The City)

Get a Book Nerd t-shirt (Written Nerd)

Missing soap at public restrooms (City Room)

Agate Court in Bed-Stuy (NY Times)

VERSE RESPONDER: LEON FREILICH

The OSPO (The Oh So Prolific One) can find inspiration anywhere Here’s another epic from Leon Freilich.

Butt offs and cut-offs: I like it a lot.

MACHKNEESMO

Let it snow, let it sleet, let it blow, let it freeze,
What you see all this winter’s a glut of bare knees.
They belong to the walkabout Boys of Park Slope
As they saunter the streets, somehow daring to cope
With a wind chill of twenty or even of zero,
Leading oldsters to sputter, My dear, oh my dear, oh.
For these "boys’" are no youngsters, not by a long shot
Nor are they a species that time has forgot.
These are men plainly thirties and forties and fifties,
So eternal youth is not one of of their gifties,
Though observing the group as they walk in their shorts
(Just as if they were guests at posh summer resorts)
Makes you wonder what drives them to go in bare legs.
Too much vino? Excessive time spent with beer kegs?
Seeing them for the first time makes some think they’re runners,
Yet they’re  no
more that than they’re  aircraft gunners,
For as any Park Sloper can obviously tell,
The bare-legged battalion are clientele
Of the Food Coop or Key Food, whose bulky groceries
They are carrying home in their carts with great ease;
Or they’re back from a bank, either Chase or Astoria,
Always looking much gladder, not a whit any soria,
With their bellies sucked in and their shoulders held back,
All leg muscles a-bulge wholly prepped for attack.
They’re determined to show no effects of the cold,
Being made from a sturdier, manlier mold,
And the shorter the covering, the taller they reach,
These amazing specimens of Snowy Beach.
So here’s to the guys in the wintertime cut-offs
For whom macho means more than does freezing their butt offs.

THE MEMOIR-A-THON: THIS THURSDAY AT BROOKLYN READING WORKS

This is the Brooklyn Reading Works event you won’t want to miss. Never heard of a Memoir-A-Thon? That’s because I made it up. It’s sort of a marathon reading of memoirs—but it won’t be long and boring.

Nope. That’s because the writers are each limited to 6 minutes and that will be strictly enforced by my little bell.

At five minutes: ding, ding, ding.

And what a group of writers: Branka Ruzak, Mary Warren, Marian Fontana, Paula Bernstein and Elyse Schein, Nica Lalli, Kim Larsen, Carla Thompson and MORE…

Come to this great event and hear the personal stories of these unique writers. Books by these authors will be on sale at the event which is at the Old Stone House at Fifth Avenue and Third Street.

PAULA BERNSTEIN & ELYSE SCHEIN are the authors of Identical Strangers: A Memoir of Twins Separated and Reunited,

MARIAN FONTANA is the author of A Widow’s Walk, a memoir of 9/11. 

NICA LALLI is the author of Nothing; Something to Believe In, a memoir of growing up an athiest.

BRANKA RUZAK has
been
a
writer,
producer
and
editor
for
commercial
and corporate
advertising
who
spent
many
childhood
hours
listening
to
her father’s
stories
and
playing
Croatian
folk
music.
Always
an
avid
traveler,her
studies
in
Hindusthani
classical
music,
as
well
as
her
enthusiasm
for Indian
novels,
textiles
and
a
good
cup
of
chai
have
taken
her
to
India
and other
destinations.
She
is
currently
working
on
a
collection
of
essays
about family,
identity,
culture
and
travel.

MARY WARREN is a freelance writer who teaches English at a local college. SHe has two blogs, Mrs. Cleavage’s Diary and Eat, Drink, Memory.

CARLA THOMPSON writes a blog, "The Ride: Life
Lesson for Those Who Can’t Draw a Straight Line", which features her
acerbic and sometimes witty musings on everything from politics to pop
culture. Carla has also written a variety of articles for Women’s
eNews, Black Enterprise, AOL Black Voices and the Atlanta
Journal-Constitution among other publications.

KIM LARSEN’S feature story, "Bad Blood," which reports on the reintroduction of DDT in the fight against malaria in Africa, is the cover story in the winter 2008 edition of OnEarth Magazine. Her essay about the untimely death of a close friend appears in the essay anthology, "The Oldest We’ve Ever Been."


 

Continue reading THE MEMOIR-A-THON: THIS THURSDAY AT BROOKLYN READING WORKS

ETERNAL MATRIMONY: SEE THE SHOW

Life in a Marital Institution (20 years of Monogamy in One Terrifying Hour) is Jame Braly’s tour-de-force monologue playing at 59E59, a theater located at 59 East 59th Street in Manhattan February 19-March 16. www.ticketcentral.com
 

Go see it. It could help (your marriage, that is).

OTBKB friend and fave, Anna Becker of Deep End Productions, is the producer and the word on certain Park Slope blocks is that the show is very funny, edgy, smart, and full of insight and poignancy about the state of contemporary marriage. Becker also runs the Insights and Revelations Performance series in Westchester.

Love, lust, betrayal, death and dinner parties, this well-written show was directed by Hal Brooks (a Pulitzer Prize finalist) and has been at the Fringe Festival in Edinburgh, the Whitney Museum, and on NPR.

After the March 6th show, there will be a discussion with a matrimonial lawyer. And on March 9th, a discussion with the Executive Director of The Moth, New York’s premiere storytelling venue and Braly. Friday night, they had an after-show discussion with a marriage counselor.

Here are some of the great reviews the show has been garnering in its various incarnations. They loved it at the Fringe Festival in Edinburgh.

“A masterpiece of storytelling full of humour and pungent observation. There can be few more engaging acts on this year’s Fringe than James Braly.”
    The List

"An hysterically funny, often profoundly affecting one-man show.Mesmerising.”
       The Scotsman

“Excellent. This is a stylish monologue, reminiscent of those of Spalding Gray.”
  The London Times
 

SLEDDING IN PROSPECT PARK

This morning Diaper Diva, OSFO, Ducky and some friends took our sleds into Prospect Park at Garfield Place for some sledding.

There was a good sized crowd at the big hill in the middle of Long Meadow near 1st Street. Loads of kids, parents, caregivers, some people on cross-country skis.

In the hour or so we were there, the hill got quite icy making for fun and fast runs on the blue plastic snow spheres.

A baby sized hill nearby was great for Ducky and her friend at first. But once they got the hang of it, the 3-year-olds were ready for the slightly scarier, much more fun big hill.

By 1:30, a slushy rain started coming down making for wet down jackets, mittens, and blue jeans. Everyone was tired and wet and ready for lunch after an ecstatic morning on the sledding slopes in Prospect Park.

We never made it over to the Park’s department’s snow event at 9th Street, where there was free sleds and hot chocolate in the offing. I remember five years ago or so, there was a real honest-to-goodness snow day and the kids took to the Park’s slopes instead of going to school.

Mayor Bloomberg showed up and there were sledding races with metals and everything. I think they gave out hot chocolate then, too.

THIS WEEKEND: WEAR GOOD WATERPROOF BOOTS

After a glorious day of snow and sledding, this weekend there will be ice and rain. And it’s going to be cold, especially at night. Here’s what you can expect for Saturday:

There will be scattered snow showers on Saturday morning, which will lead to a mixture of rain and snow in the afternoon. The high will be 37F.

Saturday night: partly cloudy skies. Low 24F. Winds NW at 5 to 10 mph.

On Sunday, things should warm up and there will be SUN. It’ll robably be pretty slushy out there. Boots. That’s all I can say. Good
waterproof boots.

ONLY THE BLOG LINKS

A anthology of photos of Friday’s snow in Brooklyn (Gowanus Lounge)

Brooklyn to host mortgage workshops (NY 1)

Eyesore: McDonald’s on 9th Street (Brownstoner)

Date of Mermaid Parade set (Gowanus Lounge)

Big downtown project hits the brakes (Brooklyn Paper)

Toxic pre-school to reopen (McBrooklyn)

Artist takes Borough President to task for Parachute Jump comments (Brooklyn Paper)

Slumber party at Harriet’s Alter Ego (Brooklyn Paper)

Car chase ends on Smith Street (Gowanus Lounge)

GERSH WINS EDITOR OF THE YEAR AWARD: SEE THE VIDEO

Gersh was in Florida last night picking up his Editor-of-the-Year award last night from the Suburban Newspapers of America. OTBKB’s got the exclusive web video.

Hey, Louise,

How about blogging my uproarious “acceptance” speech at last night’s
Suburban Newspapers of America convention? This is the real deal!

PROSPECT PARK PRESENTS: SLEDDING IN THE SNOW

Eugen Patron from Prospect Park just emailed me:
   

NEW YORK CITY’S CHILDREN TAKE TO THE PARKS TO CELEBRATE FIRST SNOW DAY OF THE YEAR:

Parks & Recreation Commissioner Adrian Benepe invites New Yorkers to come out to a neighborhood park for some winter fun.  White-capped hills around the city are open for sledding, snowman-making and more.  Parks & Recreation will provide sleds and hot chocolate at selected locations across the city, while Urban Park Rangers lead nature walks and teach revelers how to find animal prints in the snow.

LYNN HARRIS SPEAKS: ALL THAT IS EVIL AND TWEE?

So when did Park Slope become "shorthand for all that is evil and twee?"

Writer Lynn Harris reached out to the snarky Brooklynian message board to get quotes from Park Slope locals about why people hate Park Slope. Here, in her own words, is her request.

I’m the writer who wrote the Time Out New York Kids article last spring
about why people hate Park Slope. (I wrote the penultimate draft of the
article, anyway; it got edited rather beyond recognition — without my
OK — and wound up snarky, which was not my goal.)

 

Anyway, humbly/-ed, I’m back, now writing a similar, but more in-depth
article on the same topic for New York Magazine (interesting, as
they’ve fueled some of the hate themselves). The difference will be
that this one will focus not just on WHAT people say they hate about
PS, but also WHY the hate seems to have become a meme of its own. Why
PS and not other gentrified, Bugaboozled parts of Manhattan? Why has
Park Slope become shorthand for all that is evil and twee? Why is the
hate so virulent — WHERE (beyond anonymous blog posts) is it coming
from? Envy? Rage against the suburbanization of all of NYC, with PS as
ground zero? Simple cooler-than-thou-ness? Something else?

 

As a 14-year resident who loves it here (even married to a local!), I
have my theories, but I’m curious to hear yours, *no matter what* your
feelings about the Slope (or the "new" Slope, etc.). Interested in
speaking to haters, lovers puzzled/rankled by the hate, anyone in
between. Feel free to post here, obvie, but I’d like to follow up by
email or phone, so you can also PM me or email me directly at lynn@lynnharris.net.

PARK SLOPE HATING

Diaper Diva, just emailed to say that there’s a post on Gawker about an article set to come out in New York Magazine about why people hate Park Slope. Here we go again:

All
writer
Lynn
Harris
did
was
ask
people
on
the
Brooklynian
messageboard
why
people
hate
Park
Slope,
and
all
that
it
represents,
so
much.
(She’s
working
on
an
article
for
New
York.)
The
brownstone
neighborhood
used
to
be
cheaper
and
down-to-earth,
with
lots
of
lesbian
couples
and
artistes,
but
these
days
it’s
known
for
armies
of
anal-retentive
richie
moms
with
their
passive-aggressive
strollering.
The
article
will
"focus
not
just
on
WHAT
people
say
they
hate
about
Park
Slope,
but
also
WHY
the
hate
seems
to
have
become
a
meme
of
its
own.
Why
PS
and
not
other
gentrified,
Bugaboozled
parts
of
Manhattan?
Why
has
Park
Slope
become
shorthand
for
all
that
is
evil
and
twee?"

I was tipped off to the New York magazine article last Friday when a friend told me that writer Lynn Harris called to interview her. And this week I got an email from Harris asking me for a quote. Harris did a piece in Time Out not long ago about the very same subject.

In response to the Gawker post and poll, Diaper Diva had this to say:

I think
a
lot
of
the
so-called
hatred
and
disdain
for
Park
Slope
is 
expressed
on
anonymous
message
boards
and
blogs
which
cater
to
bitter 
and
snarky
people
who
like
to
vent
their
anger
and
frustrations

and 
not
sign
their
names.

However,
I
do
think
the
stroller
set
here
can
be
a
bit,
shall
we
say, 
entitled.
I
agree
with
most
people,
that
bars
are
not
for
children, 
and
I
would
prefer that moms NOT park
their SUV strollers
in
the
middle 
of
the
aisles
of
stores 
etc.

I
am
a
mom and
have
been
known
to
park
my
stroller 
inappropriately,
and
to 
diaper
my
baby
in
public
places
as
well.
– 
see
the 
Smartmom
column in the Brooklyn Paper on
that
subject.


moved
here
after
a
long
stint
in Manhattatn.
I
love
it
here. 
To 
me,
it’s
like
a
small
town or
what 
I
imagine
living
in
a
small
town 
would
be
like.
You
see
the
same
faces and
people
take
an
interest
in 
you
because
they
see
you
over
and
over. 
Of
course,
we
all
bond 
together
here
because
we
share
an
interest
in
children
and
all
that 
they
involve

parenting, 
parks,
schools,
etc.

I
think
any
neigborhood
can
become
a
cliche
of
itself: think
the Lower
East Side or Williamsburg.
I
mean aren’t there blogs
devoted
to
trashing 
hipsters
and
their
ilk?

Park
Slope
has
become
extremely
upper
class
due
to
the
real
estate 
boom
and
the
fact
that
even
wealthy
people
have
been
priced
out
of 
Manhattan.
I
own
a
coop
and
feel
good
about
that,
but
live
around
the 
corner
from
3
and
4
million
dollar
brownstones.
Sure,
I
am
envious
of 
those
who
can
afford
to
own
them

or
those
who
bought
years
ago,
and 
are
sitting
on
their 
very
large
nest
eggs.

But
that
is
life.
And there
are
always
people
that
have
more.

Hasn’t
this
neighborhood
always inspired
annoyance
and
disdain.
In 
the
past,
wasn’t it once famous
for
the
granola
crunching
moms
with
their 
Bierkenstocks
and
big
glasses?

Now
the
moms
are
good
looking, post- hipster
refugees
from places like Williamsburg and the Upper West Side who
feel
entitled
to
do
everything they
did
before
they
had
kids — but
with
kids
in
tow.

Isn’t 
that
the new
cliche?

But
the
reality
is
that
the
moms
(
and
dads)
here
are
mostly
well-meaning
people
trying
to 
get
by.
They
are
smart,
socially
conscious, and willing
to
laugh
at
themselves
.

So
it
goes,
there
always
seems
to
be
something
to
find
annoying
about Park Slope.

NOTICE ON “HOUSE OF WHIMSY”

Landmark_tavern_notice
This just in from Eliot, a reader of OTBKB, about the building on Seventh Avenue and 2nd Street dubbed "The house that whimsy built" by a New York Times headline writer. The former home of the Landmark Tavern, the building is a neglected mess.

Here’s what Eliot had to say: The notice, a photo of which is attached, was taped to the door of the
Landmark Tavern when I went by it this afternoon.  It states:

Sidewalk shed does not meet building code specifications.
Note: (1) sidewalk shed platform is approx 16 to 20" away from building
facade at the corner of 2nd St. side of the building (2) side deck
enclosre [sic] missing in two areas on the side of 2nd St. side.


Remedy: provide proper sidewalk shed

A hearing date of April 21 has been set on this matter.

Photo by Eliiot. Thanks.

HERE WE GO AGAIN: WHY DO PEOPLE HATE PARK SLOPE?

Gawker has word that writer Lynn Harris is writing another piece about why people hate Park Slope. This time it’s for New York Magazine. Back in 2006, she wrote a piece for Time Out Kids about the very same topic. Here’s my post from that time:

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A bunch of locals spoke to Time Out Kids for an article called, Why Do
People Hate Park Slope. The  article is out now in the June issue of
the magazine on page 8.

The reporter, Lynn Harris, sent an email to those who were quoted to
prepare them. She thinks that the tone of the piece was "far more
snarky and anti-Slope than her original version." 

The word smugness managed to migrate into the piece and it wasn’t her word. I sort of expected snarky because of the subject matter. Here’s the lede:

"It
had to happen, Now that Brooklyn’s brownstone-laden Park Slope is more
fashionable, it has become de rigueur to bash, slam, and otherwise
trash-talk the nabe. The Slope has arrived — with its famous authors
and Hollywood actorsensconced in fancy fansions — and so have its
detractors."

Harris talked to Steven Berlin Johnson,
Susan Fox, Catherine Bohne, Peter Loffredo, a frequent commenter on
OTBKB and Park Slope Parents and others, including me.

What I was
getting at was why Park Slope is easy to hate — because it seems like
we’ve got it all. We were easier to love when we were scrappier,
schleppier Legal Aid lawyers and social workers. Now it’s rich people
in fancy brownstones with a great school and a small town feeling. It
seems like we have it all.

Who wouldn’t hate Park Slope?

SONY SHOOT ON THIRD STREET

On Wednesday there was a photo shoot on Third Street between 6th and 7th Avenues, in one of the limestone buildings, like ours, that has a yard out front.

I spoke to the owner of that building today. She has no idea how the location scout found out about her building. He left numerous notes on her front door. Then they phoned her up.

Finally, they came to an agreement — she didn’t say how much she was paid — and a production company shot a still photo for a SONY camera ad.

Here’s what they did: they tented over the entire front yard from the ground floor to just below the second floor windows. Basically, they created a giant black box.

Inside, they spent twelve hours shooting a still shot of cats and soap bubbles. That’s right. And it took many hours to do it.

The owner of the building said that the photo crew was very professional. "It was a bit of a hassle but they were a nice group of people," she told me.

"I have no idea what the picture will look like," she said.

ONLY THE BLOG LINKS

Total lunar eclipse from Brooklyn Heights (McBrooklyn)

Why do people hate Park Slope so much? (Curbed)

Marty loves Bloomie (NY 1)

Brooklyn’s crankiest super (NY Daily News)

DOB to inspect scaffolds across city (NY 1)

Something fishy at the Coney Island Aquarium (Gowanus Lounge)

Cafe La Fortuna: Casualty of high rents on Upper West Side (NY Times)

Brooklyn Parks commish (NY Times)

The funky Clinton performing in Greenpoint (Brooklyn Optimist)

Her trip to Cancun (Brooklynometry)

Heights swastika man has day in court (McBrooklyn)

GLASS EMPTY OR HALF FULL: FIFTH AVENUE TURNOVER

Yup, a lot of stores seem to be closing on Fifth Avenue. But looking on the bright side, there are a lot of new stores and restaurants, too.

Over on the Brownstoner comments board, a frequent commenter named Quest made a list of 13 establishments that have opened on Fifth Avenue in the last year.

In the past 12 months the following have opened on 5th avenue (or are about to open)…I consider this list an improvment over those places which have closed:

1. Flight001
2. Teddy
3. Maria’s Restaurant
4. Oko
5. Soula Shoes
6. GetFreshNYC
7. Brooklyn Bakery and Cafe
8. Fatoosh
9. FIT gym
10. Canaille French Bistro
11. A.O.C. Bistro
12. Earth Tonez Vegetarian Cafe
13. ‘Snice

RABBI ANDY SAYS: GO SEE WILLIAM STEIG SHOW AT THE JEWISH MUSEUM

I noticed that there was a show of the work of New Yorker cartoonist and children’s book author, William Steig. Luckily, Rabbi Andy Bachman went and came back with this report for his blog.

It’s well put together, quickly enveloping the visitor into his deeply realist and humor-filled fearlessness about the frailty and beauty of the human psyche. Amazing how he managed, over the course of his career, to soften his audience with a child-like style and then ease you into profound psychological insights about the very nature of our enterprise on earth.

FIRST ROBIN OF 2008

Thank you Pastor Dan of Old First Blog for this lovely robin sighting. Prayer window. That sounds nice. Can I have prayer window, too? And what is it exactly?

My morning prayer window looks out over Prospect Park Southwest.

Friday morning I heard my first robin of 2008, cheerfully chirping its morning song. Today I heard a lot of them as I walked through the Park, but they haven’t started grazing yet.

HERE’S WHY NANCY NANCY IS CLOSING

Smart, funny, sarcastic, fun and stylish, Nancy Nancy was the go-to store for the funny card, the goofy gift, the great stocking stuffer and items like the Nancy Nancy watch and coffee cup I bought for my friend, Nancy.

And now, after ten years, Nancy Nancy is closing and we’re reeling from the SHOCK.

The guilt sets in:

Maybe I should have bought more there. Now I’m sorry for all the browsing and not buying that I did. But I did buy my share of things like the Beethoven doll that plays Beethoven I bought for OSFO recently.

Now that the word is out that Nancy, Nancy, the great Fifth Avenue card, knick knack and joke gift emporium, is closing, everyone is asking WHY? WHY?

Bottom line: the landlord pulled the lease and is selling the building. A friend tells me that a prominent Fifth Avenue landlord died recently, which may have something to do with this.

Thankfully: Nancy Nancy’s terrific and funny blog blog provides some insight into the situation. And she does offer this explanation here:

The only one who could ever teach me was the son of a preacher man….Maybe I need more of the son of a RETAIL man, rather than preacher man, I’ll take any help I can get at this point. I do have this store, Nancy Nancy, at least for another 5 months or so. I’ve had for almost 10 years. Damn. Thank God/dess people still come in and say, “Great Store”, “You have a great sense of humor”, “Thanks for the laugh”. That helps, when I can’t figure out which way is up now that the landlord pulled the lease, and is selling the building. Wanna see the store? Time to reincarnate like the sign says…..

The fact that she recently turned 50 is also causing some chaos in her life:

I just turned 50 and now, every once and awhile, for a split second, I find myself in a complete panic about aging. I thoroughly understand Woody Allen’s neurotic obsession with death and dying now (as much as I hate him.) Everyday when I was thirteen was an exciting adventure, I never knew what was going to happen…what boy would talk to me, what new shirt would please me to no end, who was going to be in concert? NOW, its waking up to the adventure of what limb or joint will have a new indeterminate pain, what toe nail will turn black for no reason. What the Fuck, and its just going to get worse, and don’t look at yourself on video or in pictures. Its so sad. Jeez. It’s come to this, I don’t want to be in this downward spiral til I’m 80. One of those old ladies endlessly complaining by the pool in Florida. I am not the kind who knows every inch of my body, and every pore on my face, I barely look in the mirror. I am not the one who is planning out my plastic surgeries. I am going to stand by and probably do nothing I mean age naturally. I am going to sink and sag and remain in a sheer panic about my nose, ears and feet continuing to grow while the rest of me implodes. I am now thoroughly nauseous. No wonder I believe in fairies, nymphs, witches, goddesses and the goodness of trees, because this human thing is for the birds.

Clearly, she sees the store’s closing as a chance to reinvent herself:

I am whirling and swirling. A busy Saturday in the store and I am beginning to tell the general public that the store is closing. The range of emotions is staggering. Happy, Sad, Ashamed, Proud, Foolish, Blase… I have no idea where the accent mark is on the keyboard. I have no idea of what 1/2 of what is on this keyboard means. I took typing when I was 13 or so in High School and it was probably the most useful class in my whole HS career, that and Drivers Ed. But now, with the prospect of re-inventing myself again…maybe I should have paid better attention to some of the other classes. I am not sure which of them would benefit me now…. Do I go back to school? Do I pursue the Old Age Home?, the Arts Community at the beach?, the Website? or all of the above, and still try to pay my bills. HA! This will be fun. Since I was little I wanted to read the end of the book to know what would happen so I could relax on the way. I don’t think thats an option. I often wonder what it would be like if I were hardwired differently, could I do more than one thing at a time with out killing myself with anxiety?

Add to the mix, she has all sorts of retail regrets:

My latest set of retail regrets is that I bought kitchen when I had money to try something new in the store, and not personal accessories. I should have stuck with sell what you love… I should have bought leather, cashmere, fabulous wallets, handbags and totes, and gorgeous scarves and soft gloves and fancy socks, some jewelry. Then I should have added some fantastic table top stuff that I would love to put on my table. I blew it. I didn’t Razzle Dazzle em. I barely razzled, never mind dazzled. Amy Winehouse razzle dazzles ‘em, Tina Turner is the totally a Razzle Dazzler. Even Jones is playing the ulitmate razzle dazzler, Frank Sinatra. Last night I blasted Frank singing “FLY Me To the Moon” and I was dancing… tonight Jones is playing 5 in a row, and I can’t pick my head up. “What a difference a day makes”. I won’t even go into the weekends discussions of the reality of true love in this lifetime. That’s a whole ‘nother blog, or should I say blather.

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