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THE WANDERING STRANGER OF SCHERMERHORN STREET

Here’s another great post from frequent OTBKB contributor, Brooklyn Beat. He has his own blog, Deep in the Heart of Brooklyn.

He is a wandering stranger and here he is (once again) on Schermerhorn
Street. If you want to get a sense of the NYC economy, visit
Schermerhorn Street in downtown Brooklyn. The food stamp offices, the
welfare offices, the unemployment offices, they all have their lines,
their ennui, and their quiet desperation that spills onto the streets
everyday. Until recently, a homeless shelter was there also, built
under the parking gararge on Bond Street. I have been passing through
that neighborhood on foot for several years on my way to work. Since
last spring, I noticed a number of homeless folks camped outside along
the side of the gararge on Schermerhorn Street, sleeping on broken
office furniture, with sleeping bags, rolling suitcases, some who
looked as though they had lived on the streets for awhile, others who
seemed new to that existence. I read recently that the homeless
shelter, I think this one, had been closed. Suddenly, the homeless
folks were once again gone.

This week however, the wandering stranger was back. I have seen him
camped out, surrounded by a mass of ripped black trashbags with his
possessions, sitting on the sidewalk, gazing off into space, or into
mysterious universes that most of us will never see. Unlike even the
most scruffy of the usual homeless crew on Schermerhorn Street, the
wandering stranger inhabits another place altogether. He is incredibly
unkempt and filthy. His hair black, matted, skin filthy through ripped
clothes. I have seen him over and over again for the past several
years. He must travel around the borough, or the city, perhaps the
planet. Eventually making his way back to Schermerhorn Street, never
bathing or changing his torn clothes. Carrying the same gear, only more
tattered than the last time.

He is like a mountain man, surviving, he finds a spot. Once he returns,
he will seem rooted to the same spot until he disappears and, hopefully
for him, returns again. As I passed yesterday, a man was berating the
wandering stranger, how he is a disgrace, what is wrong with him, etc.
Perhaps he is mentally ill, or perhaps he inhabits a place beyond the
material, beyond the need for home or comfortable clothes. Does he feel
free, like Jeremiah Johnson, like a mountain man? Existentially free?
Pitying us poor fools with our office-cubicle prisons or welfare
humiliations? It is certainly beyond my ability to tell. But meanwhile
he will remain rooted to his spot, with his trash and his visions,
until it is time for him to move on again.

–Brooklyn Beat

RICHARD WRITES: 9/11 Memorial Service in East Williamsburg

By Richard Grayson

After spending hours watching General Petraeus and Ambassador Crocker testify before the Senate on Tuesday, I walk down Conselyea Street to Graham Avenue – the street sign here also says Via Vespucci – by the side of Ralph’s Famous Ices, where a plaque honors the eleven East Williamsburg residents lost on 9/11.
By 7 p.m., eighty of us have tiny candles lit in plastic cups as a bagpiper plays “Amazing Grace.” High-pitched drilling from a condo under construction a few feet away competes with the hymn until a cop goes over and temporarily halts gentrification as we sing the national anthem.

Father Tony says a prayer; we all recite the Knights of Columbus “prayer for peace” and the pledge of allegiance; two neighborhood firefighters place wreaths by the memorial as names are read; we sing “America the Beautiful.” Tears come only when I notice two skinny hipsters remove their caps as they pass.
We begin our candlelight procession to church two blocks down. Most people here have lived in this neighborhood all their lives. At 56, I am one of the younger marchers.

Six years before I was living in the small Ozarks town of Eureka Springs, Arkansas. I had no TV and my radio could get only Christian and country music stations; on one, a DJ mourned, “They were Yankees – but they were our Yankees.”

But sitting in a back pew in a Brooklyn church, I find myself thinking not to that day but to another evening in church: March 2003 at St. Maurice’s in Dania Beach, Florida. Father Roger had called for an interfaith prayer meeting on the eve of the Iraq war.

Everyone there was from Peace South Florida: our leader Myriam, a Colombian immigrant; an old Jewish couple from Century Village; two elderly Quebecois snowbirds; three high school students; and two others I’d seen at futile meetings and marches.

Father Roger distributed prayers from various religions he’d gotten online that afternoon. For the first time since a 1964 performance at Flatbush Park Jewish Center, I got to recite something in a house of worship. That night I asked for peace about ten times in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.

On this night, after church, I go home to find C-Span still on. A senator is asking a general if we are any safer now. I take the crumpled program out from my pocket and for the first time see tonight’s memorial had a theme: “Looking Back, Looking Forward.

THE SUMMER OF LOVE IN BROOKLYN: PART 2

Here’s another post from guest blogger, Brooklyn Beat, about the summer of love in Brooklyn.

I have other memories of Windsor Terrace in the early 60s, when the
10th Avenue Boys still ruled that area, I guess those were the days
before peace and love dared to show its face, when it was more West
Side Story than Woodstock..

I recall when I was 8 or 9, my  sister
Mackey (four years older than I at the time) came home crying from some
verbal assault from the jooches who hung out on 10th Avenue…

I was
still fearless then and ran down to the corner to unleash my own verbal
assault of swear and curse words on them..I think the 10th avenue boys
were a little surprised at my the verbal sally issuing from the mouth
of this 9 year old, red headed scholarly altar boy with plastic – coke bottle glasses, and for a few years after that referred
to me as "Red Savage"; which, while it wasn’t an initiation into the
gang, was my own personal badge of honor that I could wear proudly on
my way to the library..

One other thing I recall from Windsor Terrace and the hippie era proper
was the brief appearance of what in the olden days of the 60s was known
as a "Head Shop".. selling hippie paraphernalia, Hendrix posters,
rolling papers, etc…Sort of like Funky Monkey that opened briefly in
Park Slope on 7th avenue but has now itself entered the ages.

Anyway,
while today the shop would be considered a purveyor of hip cultural
items, and welcomed as an entrepreneurial addition to the slow
growth of 9th avenue/PPW,  back then it was considered the equivalent
of a crack house, no matter how relatively innocuous the crap that it
sold (well, I guess rolling papers were a red flag). But more than
this, the entrepreneurs had the total rocks and temerity to open it on
the corner of PPW and Prospect Avenue, maybe one or two shops from the
corner, and DIRECTLY OPPOSITE THE MISSION, i.e., Holy Name Church..

Tune in tomorrow for more Summer of Love in Brooklyn by Brooklyn Beat.

BIO: BB resides deep in the heart of Brooklyn in Fiske Terrace with
his wife and four kids (ages 12-19) and a voracious Corgi. When not up
to his elbows as a manager/analyst/writer in organizational realms, BB
reflects on life’s mysteries, and other issues as befits a
superannuated existencialista, and attempts to give expression to them
in his writing, blogging, illustration, and painting. 

A NIGHT AT SOUTHPAW: EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED

This from guest blogger, Eliot Wagner, My Lunch Date. His bio is below.

While at the South By Southwest music festival in March, 2006, my friend
Austin Bob introduced me to the Waco Brothers.  I had never heard of
them before, but I’m always up for a bunch of English guys from Chicago
playing country music with New York session drummer Steve Goulding. 
Anyway, they were good musically and the front man, whose name I never
caught, was pretty funny as well.

Cut to October, 2006 .  My friend Doug asks me if I’m going to the Jon
Langford show at Southpaw, a music club here in the Slope (but it’s as
far as you can get from my house and still be in the neighborhood).  I
told Doug I never heard of Jon, but Doug said I would like him.  I know
Doug’s taste in music is close to mine so I told him I would be there.

Doug showed up after the opening act and we spoke a bit.  He mentioned
that he had seen Jon and Sally Timms, who was in Jon’s band, around in
the club.  Not unusual for Southpaw, which must have a really tiny
backstage area.  Doug said that he thought that Jon was married to
Sally, but he wasn’t sure.  Jon and band soon come on and although I
think they needed a second guitar, they were pretty good.  And Jon, who
has an English accent, was pretty funny between songs.  Slowly it began
to dawn on me that Jon was the guy who fronted the Waco Brothers.

Looking around the crowd, I noticed Rabbi Andy Bachman, who I know from
the neighborhood, and his wife, Rachel.  I’m not surprised to see them
here, as I ran into them on East 2nd Street the day that street was
dedicated as Joey Ramone Place (Andy told me later that it was important
that his kids be at that dedication).  But after awhile he disappeared
from view.

When the show was over, I walked home and decided to check on the
Internet whether Sally was Jon’s wife.  Pretty quickly I learned she
wasn’t.  Jon was actually married to Helen Tsatsos who, it turns out,
was the college roommate of Rachel, Andy Bachman’s wife.  A bit more
googling digs up information on how Andy and Rachel used to follow the
Mekons around, and the fact that Jon, Sally and Steve Goulding were all
members of that band.

Interesting.  I’m not sure what conclusion to draw from all this other
than somehow it’s all connected.

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My bio:

Eliot Wagner, a life-long New Yorker and a Brooklynite for the past 21
years, is an attorney, a technologist and a musicologist.  He retired
from the full time practice of law in 2006.

Eliot worked in the broker-dealer industry practicing in the area of
technology law from 1991 through 2006.  He has spoken about legal issues
which relate to the use of technology and the Internet by businesses
before the Securities Industry Association, the Institute of
International Research and the International Information Integrity
Institute.

Currently, Eliot can be found attending live music several times a week
both here in Brooklyn and on the Lower East Side.  He also designs and
builds desktop computers, evaluates Linux distributions, and is the
creator and host of a rock music podcast series that has a small but
enthusiastic following.

POSTCARD FROM THE COAST: OTBKB GOING TO CALIFORNIA

I will be blogging from Hepcat’s family farm in Northern California so expect lots of stories about life on the other coast.

Brooklyn Beat and others will be guest blogging. Speaking of guest blogging, does anyone want to guest blog while I’m out of town (Richard G

Send me your submissions. Keep ’em short. Less is more at OTBKB. If it is longer, I will figure out how to break it up into a few posts.

If you do send posts include a bio.

HIPPIEFEST AT SEASIDE: BROOKLYN BEAT WAS THERE

Brooklyn Beat attended the HippieFest at Seaside (Asser Levy Park) in Coney Island on Thursday night and decided to cover it for OTBKB. Brooklyn Beat writes: “As a former Sloper, current Fiske Terrace resident, I still find the Slope appalling/appealing but I love your blog which is the Omnibus for all things Brownstone Brooklyn (if not quite yet “All Things Brooklyn”). Hope you and yours are well.When we arrived at the Seaside Summer Concert Series, I immediately sent a text to my kids who were at home recovering from day camp and summer jobs: “At HippieFest. Must be a mistake, everyone here is old.”

The free Seaside Concert Series at Asser Levy park featured “Hippiefest”, an excellent if unfortunately titled, creatively packaged, rolling festival of star acts from the wonder years: Felix Cavaliere’s Rascals, The Turtles with Flo and Eddie, Rod Argent and Colin Blunstone leading The Zombies, Wings’ Denny Laine, Melanie, and Country Joe McDonald. http://www.brooklynconcerts.com/hippiefest.html I hate the word “nostalgia” (the 60s and 70s weren’t a fantasy, it was a period of struggle and change that had worldwide ramifications after all) but it was good to be at an event where “60s” wasn’t someone’s looming birthday.

Country Joe, especially, who also served as host, reminded us that the Sixties weren’t just about the music and the funky clothes, bringing a strong thread of political consciousness to the proceedings with songs about “Support the Troops” and “Save the Whale..Save Ourselves”. Melanie, who reported that she had just arrived from “Brooklyn, Maine”, strong of voice, worked through some of her hits and did an excellent cover of Ruby Tuesday by the Stones. Accompanied by her son on guitar she said “I needed a sideman so I grew my own”. Denny Laine got things off to a rousing start with Wings’ “Band on the Run” , answered a call to “Where’s Paul?” with “Paul Who?, but clearly the affection for Paul (and Linda) is there..

To the Mrs and me, the Zombies featuring Rod Argent on cosmic keyboards and soaring vocals by Colin Blunstone, really set the crowd in motion with “Time of the Season” and other hits plus Argent’s anthemic “Hold Your Head Up”. They were rather awesome. The singer noted that Brooklyn held special affection for them as they first appeared in America in 1964 (ahem) at the a Murray the K show at the Brooklyn Fox http://cinematreasures.org/theater/602/.

The Turtles, featuring the delightfully manic Flo and Eddie (Mark Vollman and Howard Kaylan), reminded us of why, post-Turtles, Flo and Eddie fit in so well as vocalists for Frank Zappa’s Mothers of Invention. Their great humor and energy made their brief set seem even briefer. The show closed with Felix Cavaliere’s Rascals. Cousin Brucie, formerly of CBS-FM now on Sirius Satellite, who served as series host Marty Markowitz’s musical alter ego, noted that the Rock n Roll Hall of Famer Cavaliere had recently become a grandpa. Oy-vey, maybe so, but close your eyes, and he is still that soulful keyboardist and singer who created those rock radio classics : “Groovin’,” and “People Got to be Free”.

The series in its 29th year of free shows with major acts is in itself a work of art (produced by the Slope’s own Debby Garcia http://onlytheblogknowsbrooklyn.com/the_park_slope_100/ ) Beep Markowitz who created and has hosted the event in white dinner jacket & jeans for lo these many years, holds court, thanking sponsors, welcoming show biz and political luminaries (including, last nite, Sid Bernstein, who brought the Beatles to America in 1964, and was in da house) along with other neighbors and just plain folks. I also saw Sopranos’ Steven Schirippa (aka”Bobby Baccala”) doing a little spot coverage for someone with a microphone. Still, at Seaside, it is Marty’s world and we just get to live in it. Without getting into the inevitable heat that surrounds Markowitz (he is a politican after all), the free concert series at Coney and Wingate Field are cool institutions and 29 years isn’t a bad legacy. But last night, the 1960s took center stage and reminded us that, at least while the boomer demographics are still prime, the zeitgeist was with us and the music will never die. Iraq may have replaced Viet Nam, but freedom and most of all love may still hold the key..

Peace Out.

–Brooklyn Beat

THE GREAT HOT DOG COOK OFF: JULY 28TH

Got this in my in-box this evening. It’s a fundraiser for BARC, the animal shelter in Williamsburg. OSFO and I visited there a few months ago. It’s a great place.

I’m a fan of your site (and your column) and thought you and your site might be
interested in a culinary event I’m running this month, July 28th in my
backyard in Fort Greene. It’s a hot dog cookoff competition
that also doubles as a fundraiser for BARC Animal Shelter in Williamsburg.
Its my second annual cookoff and its shaping up to be quite an event.
It’s a goofy event, but people seem to really get into it. Last year
people brought deep fryers, smothered dogs in pesto, topped dogs with
buffalo wing sauce, all sorts of creative takes on the classic hot dog.
Details on the event are up at www.thegreathotdogcookoff.com

We’re still accepting entries for chefs, and selling tickets online (no
tickets will be sold at the door.) A $15 ticket/donation gets a guest
all you can eat hot dogs and beer, and proceeds will go to the shelter.
It’s a family and vegetarian friendly event too! Any help in promoting
this event would be great! And if would be wonderful if you wanted to
come to the event… and even compete!

OTBKB EXCLUSIVE: WHAT “WALKING BROOKLYN” HAS TO SAY ABOUT THE UNDERBLOGGED NABES

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Here’s another great idea for a Brooklyn walk from Adrienne Onofri, author of WALKING BROOKLYN.

Last Sunday’s Times story about Brooklyn blogs, which prominently featured OTBKB and its founder, Louise Crawford, discussed the “underblogged” neighborhoods of our very bloggy borough. To give these communities a little blog coverage, let me tell you about some sights on the Walking Brooklyn routes. What’s mentioned here are just a few of the things to discover and enjoy while walking in these neighborhoods.

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Bedford-Stuyvesant: New York City’s only landmarked tree, the
Magnolia Grandiflora…the statue of Robert Fulton that used to lord over
the ferry landing…a block of Hancock St. with several residences by
Montrose Morris, Bed-Stuy’s preeminent architect of the Gilded Age…the
Alhambra and Renaissance, Morris’ stunning apartment houses
side-by-side on Nostrand…a “medieval castle” built as the National
Guard’s 13th Regiment Armory.

East New York: New Lots Reformed Church, built by Dutch farmers in 1823, with a graveyard full of names now found on Brooklyn street signs (e.g., Van Siclen)…the onion-domed Holy Trinity Russian Orthodox Church, dating to 1835…colorful block-spanning murals with such themes as social justice and neighborhood history.

Sheepshead Bay: a landmarked Spanish Mission-style building constructed for the largest restaurant in America (the original Lundy’s, which seated about 2,800, was best known for its bargain-priced “shore dinner,” and closed in 1979)…docks where you can buy the freshest fish in the city—right off the boats, just caught (see photo)—around four in the afternoon.

Bushwick: the intersection of Bushwick Ave. and Grove St., with handsome late-19th-century mansions at every corner—a reminder that this avenue was once the prestigious address (known as “the Boulevard”) of brewing magnates, other tycoons and, from 1918 to 1925, the mayor of New York, John Hylan…St. Barbara, a massive, elaborately ornamented, twin-towered white church akin to something you’d see in Europe.

Canarsie: jutting into Jamaica Bay, Canarsie Pier, where in centuries past Rockaways-bound vacationers would disembark train for boat and commercial fishermen hauled in clams and oysters…Paerdegat Basin, where boat owners dock their babies and the public can canoe for free, courtesy of Sebago Canoe Club.

Flatbush: suburban splendor (as I call it in the book), in the form of large, beautiful turn-of-the-century homes—with lawns but no fences—many of them built for early planned communities like Prospect Park South whose aesthetic-minded developers designed streets with landscaped medians and set rules barring any two houses from being alike. The area’s known as Victorian Flatbush, though the houses are not strictly Victorian in style.

EXPLORING BROOKLYN BY BUS: THE B-24, THE BROOKLYN BOOMERANG

More from Richard Grayson, who knows Brooklyn like no other.

One of the weirdest bus routes in Brooklyn stops around the corner from me.  It’s the B24, officially the Greenpoint/Kingsland Avenue route, and it’s the only bus line that connects two adjoining Brooklyn neighborhoods with an incredibly roundabout route through Queens over an interstate highway.  It’s a pretty short ride from its beginning in Williamsburg to its end in Greenpoint, about 35 minutes – and today I discovered that I can actually walk it faster because the bus route resembles a boomerang.

When I got on at the Williamsburg Bridge Plaza bus station on Broadway, I asked the driver if anyone in their right mind actually takes this bus from here to Manhattan Avenue.
He smiled and said, “Yeah, you can get there much more directly if you just transfer for the B43, but some people do prefer the scenic route.”

“Okay,” I said.  “I just didn’t want you to think I was crazy.”

I needn’t have worried, because that role was taken by one of the other passengers who got on at the first stop: a group of about fifteen middle-aged whites and Hispanics, with one young Hasidic man.  We had barely gone up the few blocks of Rodney Street, along one side of the highway where Moses parted Williamsburg when a male voice shouted out: “FUCK DISNEY!”

After we turned on Metropolitan Avenue, the same voice shouted out: “FUCK THE DEMOCRATS!”
I couldn’t discern who it was and braced for the next shout, wondering who else would be singled out for opprobrium.  But it never came.  Whoever it was – and I thought the Hasidic man was staring at me as if he assumed I was the theme park-hating Republican – for the rest of the ride this person remained as quiet as a mouse (presumably not Mickey).

Metropolitan Avenue between the Brooklyn-Queens Expressway and Graham Avenue is my current stamping grounds, so I pretty much ignore the sights I see every day: my 24-hour laundromat, the Korean grocery where I shop when I’m too lazy to walk to the supermarket, the Brick Theater Company (I enjoyed some of the productions in its recent Pretentious Festival – no, that’s not a criticism, that was its name).  We pass a car on whose back window is written with whatever that white stuff is: RIP GRANDMOM 1917-07/10/07.  A lot of people get on and off by the Graham Avenue L station.  Presumably some of them are transferring to the B43 bus for the shorter, non-scenic route to the hub of the Greenpoint shopping district.  Of course there’s plenty of shopping right on Graham here, in the heart of gentrifying Italian Williamsburg.  (On Sunday I kept walking back and forth between the hipster-filled concert at the McCarren Pool and the Giglio Festival closer to my house; the crowds at each event were quite different, but after awhile Jerry Vale and the Octopus Project began to sound rather alike to me.)

A few blocks east of Graham (also called Via Vespucci over here) on Metropolitan Avenue we make a slight turn onto a short stretch of Maspeth Avenue, for two blocks that probably win the prize in the highly competitive category of Brooklyn’s Ugliest Collection of New Luxury Condo Buildings.  One of the monstrosities under construction appears to be complete but so structurally unsound that outside girders have recently been erected to hold the building together and keep it from falling down.  I knew we couldn’t get that lucky anyway.

The Hasidic man, realizing we’re not going down Metropolitan Avenue to Jamaica, gets off at the next stop.  The bus driver explains that at the bridge he should have gotten on the Q54 and tells him where to transfer.  “Lots of people make that mistake,” the driver says.

We turn on Kingsland Avenue, alternatively named for a few blocks Grandparents Avenue.  Huh?  We pass the hulk of the long-abandoned Greenpoint Hospital and the Cooper Park Projects.
There’s a great documentary by Christine Noschese called Metropolitan Avenue originally shown two decades ago on PBS’s P.O.V. series that shows the decline of this part of

Williamsburg/Greenpoint – the Northside – as budget cuts and racial tensions exacerbated ongoing decay.  It’s hard for newcomers to trendy “East Williamsburg” to imagine that this neighborhood appeared to be dying not all that long ago. Noschese’s film shows how the area’s working class women of different ethnic backgrounds – Italian, Polish, African Americans from the Cooper Park Projects and others – joined forces to lead the fight to save this community.
On the film you can briefly spot Agnes Grappone, who stands with her daughter and son-in-law Phil and Diana Mule when, in a roll call of neighborhood groups, they call out “Conselyea Street Block Association.”  Agnes was the grandmother of my lifelong friend Nina Mule, and I am now living in what was Agnes’s house, in the apartment where I visited her in the 1970s.

Not that many years ago I was with Agnes at the Long Island nursing home as she lay dying a few months short of age 100.  My dear landlady and friend, her daughter Diana or “Dee,” passed away rather suddenly at 84 last month, and we’re all still bereft.  A beloved local elementary school teacher, Dee had over 350 mourners at her funeral at the church she attended all her life, and condolence cards are still coming in as I collect the mail every day.   She was born in the house I now live in, and every time I open the front door I still expect to smell her delicious Italian cooking.  An extraordinarily generous person, she will also be missed by the various charities and environmental, civil rights, civil liberties, feminist and liberal groups which still send her an average of two dozen letters a day.

Kingsland Avenue runs north to Greenpoint proper, but the B24 turns right at Meeker Avenue, the street running alongside the elevated Brooklyn-Queens Expressway, at this area’s only suburban-style fast-food joint, a freestanding McDonald’s with a parking lot.
And in a few blocks we enter onto the BQE, one of the few examples of a non-express city bus going on a highway, in this case officially I-278, but basically just the short hop over the Kosciuszko Bridge to Queens, with Newtown Creek below us.

But what a view of the Manhattan skyline.  In the foreground Long Island City’s odd lone skyscraper, the 58-story Citi Tower looking directly across to its corporate sister on Lexington Avenue, the iconic Citi Center.

For me, this thrilling panoramic view of Oz-like Manhattan from south to north beats any other in the city.  This is indeed the scenic route, about the only place you can have clear views of the Williamsburg, Queensborough and Triborough Bridges in one spot.  On the south side of the expressway is a flatter but still interesting vista of extreme eastern Brooklyn and western Queens.

We get off the highway just over the bridge and go down 48th Street, filled with brick two-families.  I always enjoy the signs at the corner of 48th Street and 48th Avenue, and then not long after, at the corner of 47th Street and 47th Avenue.  This is Sunnyside.  I usually get off, as most people do, just before we make the left turn onto Greenpoint Avenue, a block away from Queens Boulevard and the 7 train’s 47th Street/Bliss Street station.

Signs warn pedestrians trying to cross the Boulevard of Death to be careful or they’ll reach heavenly bliss before they make it to Flushing or Times Square.  A secret: the B-24 to here and then two stops on the 7 train to Woodside can actually be the fastest way from Williamsburg to the Long Island Rail Road, swifter than a subway ride to Penn Station or Flatbush Avenue.

There’s a Starbucks here I sometimes dawdle at, as well as some cool South American and Central American restaurants and bakeries.  Sunnyside is a terrific neighborhood worth exploring, although when I was younger I came here only for boxing matches at Sunnyside Gardens and a 1977 blind date with a guy I met through a personals ad in Aquarian Weekly.  He was nice but, like another guy I’d dated a few years before, seemed offended that I was a teetotaler and made a futile attempt to “teach” me to drink.  Both of these guys later turned out to be alcoholics although one became a Jesuit and the other a Franciscan.

Across Greenpoint Avenue we go, past many stores with Spanish signs.  A Colombian diner offering a $5.95 midday buffet featuring sopa, carne, arroz, pasta ensalada y bebida seems to be doing a booming business.

The Greenpoint Avenue Bridge (everyone calls it that rather than the J.J. Byrne Memorial Bridge), built in 1987, is basically a low bascule containing a four-lane city street between Hunters Point and Greenpoint – yes, it’s Kingsland Avenue again, and then through the same Greenpoint north-south streets we saw the other way when we went east.  To the right looms a zoom-in view of the Manhattan skyline we saw before: more intimate, but a little scarier somehow, like midtown is a monster that could crush us in this corner of little Brooklyn.

As we make our way to Manhattan Avenue, there are mammoth factories on either side of the street.  I feel like I’m in Pittsburgh or Youngstown circa 1956 before the term “Rust Belt” was coined.  I don’t think there’s any stretch of Brooklyn that feels so industrial.

And then we’re at the end, at Manhattan Avenue’s bustling strip of bargain stores, chains from Starbucks (the only one in the world with a marquee, it was the old Chopin movie theater) to Radio Shack, and endless Polish signs, products and people.  I love this street.  Last week I got 6 pair of socks here for $3.

The trip’s taken a little longer than half an hour.  I make it back home, two stops on the G train, in about five minutes.  Later in the day I walk from the Williamsburg Bridge Plaza, the start of the bus route, to its terminus near Manhattan and Greenpoint Avenues.  I basically walk straight alongside the BQE and then up Manhattan Avenue and I’m there about ten minutes faster than I got there with the B24, but then again, it certainly isn’t the scenic route.

EXPLORING BROOKLYN BY BUS: GUEST BLOGGER RICHARD GRAYSON

Richard Grayson is the author of "To Think He Kissed Him on Lorimar Street" and "I Brake for Delmore Schwartz," as well as other collections of essays.

The issue of Brooklyn College alumni magazine that arrived last
week contained an article by Richard M. Sheridan, "Their Avenue of
Dreams: Brooklyn’s Polyglot Highway of Tolerance," about how BC
Sociology Professor Emeritus Jerome Krase and two colleagues propose to
continue their study of Coney Island Avenue and explore how the
different ethnic populations of that "polyglot highway of tolerance"
have managed to create a harmonious relationship among themselves.
It
reminded me of a 2004 front-page article in the New York Times, "On
Brooklyn’s Avenue of Babel, Cultures Entwine," which featured my old
buddy from BC in the early 70s, Eloy Cruz-Bizet, whom it described
(accurately) as looking "a little like a mulatto Allen Ginsberg," and
who makes use of his fluent Russian, French, Haitian Creole, Spanish
and English in the Coney Island Avenue printing business with his
partnerfrom Pakistan.  Even as a teenager, Eloy was friends with
everyone.   

Both
the Times article and Prof. Krase described the B68 bus as the perfect
vehicle for observing the multicultural thoroughfare.  Since I moved
back to Brooklyn a year ago, I’ve been trying to recreate my feat
(okay, neurotic obsessive compulsion) to ride every bus line in the
borough, but I’d been on the Coney Island Avenue bus only for some
relatively short hops, not the entire length of the street. 
 

I thought I’d rectify that on Saturday morning, so at 8 a.m. I started
out for the northern reaches of the B68, figuring I’d get off the F
train at 15th Street for the start of the route at Bartel Pritchard
Square or at Fort Hamilton Parkway to get to the start of Coney Island
Avenue proper by the Parade Grounds.   

 
But
due to weekend service changes, the F had decided to become the express
train everyone wants it to be, and after Seventh Avenue, it skipped the
next two stops and didn’t halt till Church Avenue.  Rather than go
backwards, I decided to get out and walk to Coney Island Avenue, or as
we oldtimers mysteriously refer to it, CIA.  Even us Brooklyn natives
can always learn something new, and until Saturday I had no idea that
Beverley (or Beverly, depending on what subway line you’re riding)
Road, parallel to Church Avenue for most of the way, actually
intersects with Church near McDonald.

There
was a bus stop at CIA and Church, just where Albemarle Road begins, and
out of curiosity, I walked down the street to see the first house,
which I’d remembered as an elegant Victorian Flatbush "mansion" where I
had weekly sessions with my psychiatrist from age 15 to 18 in the days
of the Summer of Love and Woodstock. 

Sadly, the house was in a
terrible state of disrepair,with peeling paint and hedges overgrowing
the path that led to the addition that was the doctor’s office, filled
with African masks and next to the hothouse where he kept his beloved
orchids.  Somewhat more incredibly, the faded "Dr. LIPPMAN" nameplate
was on the door.  Abbott A. Lippman, M.D., a pretty orthodox Freudian,
graduated NYU Medical School shortly after World War I and was an old
man crippled by arthritis even when I was his patient.  He must be dead
for at least a quarter of a century.

I
ran to catch the bus, one of the little squarish hybrids, and got a
window seat in the raised portion in the back.  Soon I could see, amid
the auto repair shops and double-parked vans, the diversity of the
street, told in its signs: the Jerusalem Palace, Pak-o-Hind Groceries,
"authentic" Chinese and Mexican restaurants, glatt kosher and halal
pizzerias, Turkish insurance agents, Bukharian bakeries, Italian ices
stands, a Chabad "Jewish Center" right next door to an "Islamic Center"
and day care center.  Signs were in Hebrew, Arabic, Yiddish, Urdu,
Spanish, Chinese, Russian, Turkish, Hindi, Punjabi and some languages I
couldn’t recognize.

As
the bus made its way south, with most cross-streets the lettered
avenues of southern Brooklyn, the neighborhood changed as Coney Island
Avenue made its way through the edges of Flatbush, Midwood, Kings
Highway, Sheepshead Bay, Homecrest, Gravesend and finally Brighton
Beach.  But the Orthodox Jewish, South Asian, Chinese, Latino (mostly
Mexican and Central American), Turkish, Slavic, and Arab stores and
businesses were never that far apart and often would be standing side
by side.

I was glad to see a revival in the
Pakistani community around Avenue I (the building on that street where
I took drivers’ education classes at the Yeshivah of Flatbush from my
Midwood H.S. economics teacher Mr. Mandel seems to have been
demolished).  After 9/11, residents were subject to harassment and many
fled back to Pakistan, but the immigrant community seems to be thriving
once again.

My
fellow bus riders reflected the diversity of the avenue.  My seatmate
wore the hajib and modest dress of a moderately observant Muslim woman;
we sat behind an elderly black lady and a Chinese teenager; a boy was
talking in Russian on his cell phone ("Da," he kept saying); and a
(married?) couple seemed to be having una disputa en espanol.  On the
street Orthodox familes were walking to Shabbos services and I could
hear the hip-hop music blasting from someone’s Lexxus.

I
passed some sites that I had personal associations with: the co-op
building of my friend Paul Schickler, who was my editor at the Brooklyn
College student government newspaper, where I stayed overnight after
attending my first Cyclones game; among the avenue’s many monument
makers and funeral chapels, my childhood friend Billy Sherman’s
family’s funeral parlor (I remember there was a "hot line" to the
mortuary in Billy’s basement), where I’d paid last respects to lots
of greata-unts and great-uncles; the 61st Precinct house, origination
point of the cops who came to investigate the considerable number of
times our family’s cars were stolen (sometimes with our, uh, knowledge,
but occasionally unexpectedly); my friend Stephen LiMandri’s house,
where his 14-year-old brother Joey decorated his bedroom with cut-out
pictures from Playboy Magazine; the Kings Highway store of my father’s
menswear customer Judd, who owed Dad so much money I was told to go
there and buy every item of clothing I wanted (I got a black leather
jacket that made me look so thuggish that elderly people wouldn’t get
on the elevator alone with me); and the only place near Coney Island
Avenue that I ever lived, off Avenue Z, on the next block, East 11th
Street, where I got to spend the summer of 1981 in my brother’s
basement after he had to hide out in his girlfriend’s parents’ house
due to an unfortunate dispute with a rival cocaine dealer (luckily some
Cubans shot my brother’s tormentor in the face and my brother decided
to move into a less lucrative, but more legal, line of work). 
And
after Avenue Z, with no more letters in the alphabet, the bus made its
way over the Belt Parkway and emerged in Brighton Beach (did you know
that there are streets named Brighton 10th Street, Court, Terrace,
Drive and Lane?), the Cyrillic signs and Russian stores announcing that
it was time for me to get off under the Brighton el in Little Odessa
and walk the last block of Coney Island Avenue to the boardwalk, beach
and Atlantic Ocean, passing elderly babushkas sitting out in their
folding chairs, two men talking Mandarin, and Hispanic workers eating
off of paper plates on the sidewalk outside the YMHA.  At a Brooklyn
College peace march in 1969, I’d carried what I thought was a whimsical
sign: ESCALATE THE BRIGHTON STATION, NOT THE VIETNAM WAR.  Well, they
finally took my advice.  I roamed the avenue and the boardwalk in
search of the perfect knish and strong tea. 
In a lot less than a hour, I’d covered a lot of the world.  And after a day at the beach, the bus ride back was even more fun. 
–Richard Grayson

AU CONTRAIRE: GUEST BLOGGER PETER LOFFREDO

A guest blog by Peter Loffredo.

I have
often considered that the reason so many cultures have traditional
blessings before eating meals was to aid in digestion. Entering into a
state of gratitude before a meal helps not only the enjoyment of food,
but the absorption of it and healthy use by the body of the nutrients.
Dr. Paul Rozin conducted a study of the attitudes towards food by the
French and Americans, and ade the link between guilt and anxiety about
food and obesity. Makes sense to me. Here are some excerpts from a
Times article on Rozin’s study:

"An American researcher is offering a possible new explanation for why
the French eat a diet richer than that of Americans, yet seem to suffer
fewer health consequences.

Where other researchers have offered reasons ranging from genetic
differences to the red wine that often accompanies foie gras, Dr. Paul
Rozin, a psychology professor at the University of Pennsylvania,
suggests that it may all come down to one’s state of mind. Simply put:
Could it be that if you think of that ice cream sundae you’re about to
wolf down as your friend — and not your vanquisher — you might be the
healthier for it?

"There is a sense among many Americans that food is as much a poison as
it is a nutrient, and that eating is almost as dangerous as not
eating," Rozin writes in a recent issue of the journal Appetite.

Rozin bases his theory on a survey he and his associates did of more
than 1,000 people, mostly in America and France, but also in Belgium
and Japan. Researchers questioned people at railroad stations and
airports and college students. They found that the French — only 4
percent of whom are said to follow diets in line with the American
recommended guidelines for fat intake — associate eating more with
pleasure than with health. Americans, on the other hand (and, overall,
women in all countries), not only associate food with nutrition but
worry about it, too. The Belgians and the Japanese tend to fall in the
middle.

"It is not unreasonable to assume," Rozin writes, "that when a major
aspect of life becomes a stress and source of substantial worry, as
opposed to a pleasure, effects might be seen in both cardiovascular and
immune systems."

In the end, the study may amount to little more than further evidence
that reducing stress — whether about food or anything else — is good
for one’s health. It is well established that a positive mental outlook
may not only ward off illness but even help bring about a cure. Still,
if nothing else, the article provides yet another illustration of how
Americans and the French differ over matters of the stomach.

To gauge people’s attitudes toward food and health, the researchers asked some two dozen questions.

Those interviewed were queried, for example, about which word they
associated with ice cream: delicious or fattening. About 31 percent of
Americans chose fattening, compared with fewer than 22 percent of the
French.

They were also given the words bread, pasta and sauce, and asked to
pick the one that did not belong. The French, presumably appalled at
the notion of dry noodles, generally gave the boot to the bread; a
somewhat higher number of Americans, dutifully grouping together their
carbohydrates, dispensed with the sauce.

People were even asked whether they would take a daily pill instead of
eating if it would safely satisfy their hunger and nutritional needs.
About 26 percent of the Americans said they would, more than twice the
percentage of French.

Rozin, who specializes in the psychology of food (his past work
includes trying to explain the near-mystical allure of chocolate and
why cultures differ on which foods are considered edible and which are
beyond the pale), said any number of cultural differences like income
and religion, which people were not queried about, could help explain
the differing attitudes, as well.

He also acknowledged that the "French paradox" — as the disparity
between France’s rich diet and general good health is often called —
will not be embraced by mainstream American nutrition experts to rush
to embrace his theory. "A good part of the American health community is
out to nail foods as good or bad for you," he said.
Rozin remains steadfast.
"
I really feel that there’s an important message to get to people," he said. "And that’s that they can enjoy good food."

GUEST BLOGGER: EAST 119TH STREET

Here’s a trip down East 119th Street from guest blogger, Laments of the Unfinished.

A good friend recently moved to the Upper East Side from Prospect Heights which means I don’t have to decide between taking a $40 cab ride home to Upper Harlem/Lower Washington Heights (whatever you want to call it) or risking the two-hour subway ride home. My cab drivers, I’ve noticed, have a preferred route from East 78th Street to West 160th Street; and I’m enjoying it because I never before ventured down East 119th Street.

A mixture of the burned-out, the revitalizing and the august – during the quiet, pleasant ride in the backseat, I get the sense that the driver likes the route because he’s comfortable there. Maybe he lives there and is checking on his home, I wonder. Maybe he’s looking to move there – who knows.

First Avenue and the eastern-most part of our ride reveal a few bright renovated brownstones existing amongst the crumbling remains of old Harlem. A house here, a sidewalk there – I wonder how quickly an entire block would take to revitalize and question whether or not I’m up to being a participant in this. My own block and building are in an endless renewal process – a constant battle between noise and trash and quiet and clean streets and culture and class wars. Do I want to start over in a place that may be equally stagnant in its promise of growth and renewal?

Further west sit a block of new yellow-bricked town homes; utilitarian and not so romantic as traditional brownstones, but they seem comfortable and satisfactory to the immigrant families I observe, presumably wanting to feel safe walking down the street at midnight with a child in tow.

At a stoplight; middle-aged women playing cards in fold-up chairs and tables, enjoying the warm dry air beside a basketball court. I watch a young man tutoring a small boy in basketball. The boy is about 12, too physically defined to be prepubescent, but clearly still a child. His lay-ups are good, but watching his expert passes to his companion, I decide he will be a point guard and wonder if I may, one day, see him play a game, forever anonymously.

Madison Avenue boasts beautiful old brownstones and quiet tree lined blocks missing only the old-time luster of legendary crowds, music and lights. Still further west, brand new mid-rise co-op buildings – too late to register for the lottery, I surmise. Middle-class buildings are popping up all over Harlem, but the resale rate will not be at market value.

The block-by-block changes represent so much of New York – I’ve known Italians who lived there before public housing high-rises stampeded the neighborhood – the communal feeling that was purportedly lost seems to be back. During a quiet night, an almost (but just almost) idyllic world lies in the few blocks representing so many different ways of life. I wonder what it’s like during the day.

ABOUT OUR GUEST BLOGGERS

From August 9-25, while I am in California, a stellar group of guest bloggers will take up  residence at OTBKB. I will be writing "Postcards from the Coast," too. So if the post doesn’t say guest blogger, it’s me.

August 16: Chandru Murthi of I’m Seeing Green.

August 15: Eleanor Traubman, of Creative Times, on what you can do with your hands.

August 14: Sunset Parker weighs in on another Sunset Park restaurant.

August 13: Chandru Murthi of I’m Seeing Green talks about organic food and other matters.

August 12: Eleanor Traubman of Creative Times tells a story about a rainbow xylophone she found at a stoop sale and a CD called Soul Sauce.

August 11: Sunset Parker, discusses the Sunset Park Mexican restaurant scene. Today he reviews one of the newer restaurants. 

August 10: Chandru Murthi, lives in Park
Slope with his wife and son. He does not have his own blog but he
wanted to give blogging a try. About five years ago, Chandru developed an
interest in the urban
environment, both at the planning and the design levels. Deciding that
he could put his engineering and his interest in environmental issues
to good use, he enrolled in a Master’s program in Environmental
Planning at Pratt Institute in Brooklyn, from which he has recently
graduated.

Much of his research during his Master’s program was in the
environmental aspects of high-performance or “green” buildings. His
last paper for his degree was on “Attracting ‘green’ manufacturing to
the New York area”. The premise is that it is still possible, and
desirable, to attract light manufacturing or assembly jobs to New York
City by selecting the appropriate “green” technologies and industries.

August 9’s guest blogger was the oh so creative and unpredictable Eleanor Traubman of Creative Times who always has something interesting and illuminating to share with her blog-readership. She will be back next week.

 

LIVE/WORK: GUEST BLOGGER

Chandru Murthi is back with these thoughts about working.

I am not a computer nerd, in spite of my having worked in the field for, I will say coyly, three decades plus. Actually "nerd" is an interesting word that appears to have a meaning both pejorative (to me) and somewhat positive (to many others.) The reason I don’t like it is the connotation that "computer nerds" are one-sided, talk incomprehensibly and drink chocolate milk at lunch. Which, indeed, is the situation with many I know through work. I, on the other hand, am many-sided, am said to mumble incomprehensibly but do drink wine at lunch.

The plus side is that, having paid my dues, I have been working independently for a long time, the last ten years at home. This is sometimes considered the ideal work environment, but I do miss the camaraderie of the workplace.

My wife the painter and once-ex-graphics designer (she’s back, folks, check out her website,) also works at home; we have dueling offices on the top floor of our brownstone. In our case, familiarity may not breed contempt, but it sure causes some negativity. Being together most of the day brings out the best in, shall we say, verbal sparring? There’s always that time that she barges (my word) or merely wanders (hers) into my office, ignoring the closed door, plops down and talks. This unilateral decision usually annoys me because, though I appear to be merely staring at the monitor, which displays nothing more serious than my latest Google search on quiet air conditioners, I am actually in that trance state I go into (familiar to any computer programmer) when confronted by an insuperable programming obstacle.

Which is why I should be glad that two changes are imminent; one, that Elizabeth has just rented a painting studio to separate her fine arts endeavors from her graphic design ones, the latter continuing from home; and two, that I am in the somewhat slow process of changing careers, to being a green building consultant.

One of my Indian friends pointed out that only in the US of A could a person of a certain age (to use a charmingly old-fashioned expression) such as myself even think about changing careers. No way if I had stayed in India, I’d probably have been indentured to IBM for the rest of my life, having joined them fresh out of college (I have heard that, in Bangalore=Silicon Valley of India, people do change jobs nowadays.) When in India, I had a cousin who, for health reasons gave up three jobs in five years and then found himself unemployable. That would’ve kept me on the straight and narrow..

But here, one has choices. And with choices comes indecision. Which is a roundabout excuse for my not having done much yet on the green building front. But I must say that living in Park Slope encourages such an obsession. When I moved here, I was amazed and gratified to see so many people seemingly on their own, but actually working independently and flexibly. Where else could you see the coffee shops filled with non-students even on weekdays? Perhaps I should join ’em. Soon as I get a wireless card, let’s do lunch at Ozzie’s

Chandru Murthi

USING YOUR HANDS: GUEST BLOGGER

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I love this piece by guest blogger Eleanor Traubman, editor-in-chief of Creative Times
check out her blog, it’s really fun over there.

Just before Valentine’s Day, my mom would cover the kitchen table with
a bunch of supplies – sequins, beads, glitter, glue, doilies, markers, crayons,
and colored construction paper. She never gave instructions; instead, she’d let
me and my brother dive into the pile of goods. To this day, I remember the
pleasure of the process, the satisfaction of handling all the different
textures. I even remember the great feeling of putting little patches of Elmer’s
glue on my hands so that I could peel it off after it had dried.

Looking
back at my days as a young person, I realize that the most meaningful and
gratifying experiences were those of the “hands-on” sort, the ones where I got
to be physically connected to a task. Now, as an adult who lives in an age where
speed, efficiency, and convenience rule, I find it challenging but important to
stay involved in the world through activities that require use of my physical
self, namely the use of my hands.

When I use my hands in a project, I
slow down. I connect in a deeper way to the experience, to my other senses, and,
if I am working collaboratively, to the people or person I am with. When I
prepare a meal with my boyfriend, Mike, I often feel the same way I did when I
was making Valentine cards at my childhood kitchen table – totally immersed in
the project, relishing the experience of using my hands to implement choices,
taking pride in the results of those choices.

STUFF YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR HANDS

Give a
massage
Knit a scarf
Bake bread
Chop vegetables
String beads

Sew a costume
Make a pot
Finger-paint
Plant seeds
Weed a
garden
Play the tambourine
Cut paper dolls
Hand-write a thank you
note
Illustrate a card
Crochet a baby blanket
Fish
Paint
someone’s face
Plaster a wall
Hammer nails
Saw or whittle wood

Hand-wash clothes
Scrub a floor
Arrange flowers
Place photos in
an album
Build a fire
Flip pancakes
Braid someone’s hair
Pet a
dog
Sandpaper a rough surface
Fry matzoh
Dye eggs
Build a fort
or a sand castle
Knead bread dough

PHOTO CREDIT: flickr.com/photos/pensiero/

MEXICAN EATS IN SUNSET PARK

Guest blogger, Sunset Parker, weighs in on another Sunset Park restaurant.  

Tequilitas, on 52nd and 4th, the other hand is
more traditional in every sense. A neighborhood fixture for over a
decade, they cater to a workingclass, almost-exclusively Mexican
clientele. Their décor is the perfunctory sombreros and blankets thrown
on the wall and jukebox blaring Mexican pop. There is one reason, and
one reason only to go there: the food. Slightly more uneven than
Eclipse, you can hit or miss at Tequilitas. When you hit, it can go out
of the ballpark. When you miss, it helps to keep near a restroom. Those
are the breaks, and we’ve hit way more than we’ve missed. (In ten
visits, we’ve been more than satisfied with five meals, hit three out
of the ballpark and struck out swinging twice). Their guacamole is the
best we’ve had in Brooklyn, and $4.00 gets you a giant tub and a bag of
chips, enough for three people.

They can present a skirtsteak or half-a-chicken over a dozen
different ways. They’ve really got the sauces down, with just a switch
of red, green or orange sauces changing the tone of a meal like Jerry
Garcia going from guitar to banjo. Their mole has a wonderfully smoky,
chocolaty taste to it that stays with you (this can be a hit or a miss,
depending), And they certainly don’t skimp on the portions. (we’ve
never left without a doggie bag). It’s mostly a variation on tortillas,
meat, cheese and sauces etc, but they mine every possible
variation. Everyone at your table can order dinners consisting of the
same basic ingredients, but come away with vastly different meals.

Neither place is as inexpensive as Fifth Avenue’s Taquerias, but
they’re more than worth the price. If you’re hankering for an
alternative to the Mexican restaurant around the corner from you, check
out Sunset Park (where all the Mexican people are eating). Both
restaurants feature

ORGANIC FOOD AND OTHER MATTERS

This from guest blogger, Chandru Murthi. Check out his brand new blog, I’m Seeing Green

My wife Elizabeth and I buy organic food exclusively. A decision long in the
making, it was a result of finally realizing what an appalling state the food
industry in this country is in. Factory farming is so off-putting (check out www.factoryfarming.com
if you have the stomach for it) that I am amazed that more people don’t switch
to organic meat and milk at least.

But that’s not a decision easy to proselytize. The other day we were having
dinner with our good friends (at Stone Park Cafe, an excellent restaurant
that’s gone way overpriced) and I mentioned that our son Dylan now demands to
know the provenance of his food in restaurants. This lead to a heated
discussion about whether it’s worth being concerned about how animals are
treated when there’s so much human misery in the world, and whether federal
laws should be tightened to improve their treatment (me-yes and Yes.)
Unfortunately I went into my heated discussion mode (my excuse-have you been
around a group of Indians arguing lately?) and thereby lost most of my message.
Still, it’s unsettling to me that many of the people we know, for whom the main
objection to organic-it’s higher cost-would not be an issue, don’t care about
this issue.

Like many who do, we joined the Park Slope Co-op because it was the only place around that
seems to have organic foods in any variety. Also, it fits well with my 60’s
liberal sensibilities.

The PSC is a source of both enduring amusement and admiration. The New York
Times seems to take pleasure in ridiculing it from time to time (see for
example, "At the Food Co-op, Facing Judgment as Co-Conspirators", Dan
Barry 12/11/04.) Of course, if you believe that any publicity is better than
none, I suppose there are worse things than being featured in a NYT article.
And then, it’s so easy to make fun of the PSC…the terminology – squads / squad
leaders / disciplinary committees / expulsion hearings – all this to go
grocery shopping
? what, are you nuts?, I hear.

But that’s both the beauty and the problem with the PSFC – its lack of
humor, its utter lack of awareness of its appearance to non-converts, its
complete self-absorption. Many are turned off by the terms and the sheer
difficulty of joining and maintaining one’s membership (the requirement that
all roommates in a shared living situation must join, for instance.) Yet it
soldiers on, successfully, proof that sometimes if you just build a better
mousetrap, it will sell. On the positive side, the food choices are wide, the
prices unbelievable and the camaraderie, when I find others with enough of a
cynical streak like mine, welcome. So what’s 2-¾ hours every 4 weeks of my life
worth? Damn, gotta run, my shift comes up (again) today!

Chandru Murthi

GUEST BLOGGER: SUNSET PARKER

Sunset Parker , an OTBKB fave, writes about the Mexican restaurants of Sunset Park. He reviews one of the newest. In an upcoming post, he will review another.

Since 1990, Sunset Park’s Mexican population has more than quadrupled. In that time, the number of Mexican restaurants has increased more than tenfold. For almost a mile, along Fifth Ave.; from the mid 30’s to the low 50’s, there’s a taqueria on every block (some boast two). Some are decent, some are fantastic. None are bad. However, we prefer and heartily recommend two spots along fourth avenue: the more recent Eclipse and the more traditional Tequilitas (Note: Jason reviews Tequilitas in a forthcoming post).

Eclipse opened on 43rd and 4th a little over six months ago and we’ve been very pleased each of our five visits. The upbeat, friendly couple, who run the restaurant play all roles, smoothly interchanging host, waitress, busboy, bartender; accentuating the cozy boutiqy vibe of restaurants opening all along fifth avenue from Flatbush on down over the last decade. From the scrumptious picaditas and sopes: differently prepared thick home-made tortillas topped with meat, sour cream, cheese and salsa to the pozole: chunky pork and white-corn soup, to the chicharron salad (chopped fried pork skin, avocado, onion, lettuce and tomato) the starters have consistently entranced and intrigued. In addition to offering the gamut of meat platters in traditional sauces from mole to cactus sauce, they serve a wide range of shrimp dishes with sauces ranging from chipolte to diabla.

On weekends, their leisurely brunch offers standard huevos rancheros or any number of special-of-the-day traditional Mexican egg dishes. For dessert, we’ve had the delicious flan (egg custard) and cinnamon-drenched Mexican rice pudding (great, though be warned, more of a soup, than a pudding, the consistency is much milkier than American rice pudding)

Every first and third Friday of each month, they feature a local jazz trio who perform standards (both American and Mexican) and take requests. Beers like Brooklyn and Bass, Dos Equis and Negro Modelo are only $3 a bottle, or you can order a bucket of minis for $11!

Unfortunately, Eclipse hasn’t totally caught on, as it stands in the shadow of the Old Police Precinct. A nineteenth century mini-castle, the 72’s nineteenth and early twentieth century headquarters changes hands every decade, but hasn’t been touched in over fifty years. Buried under graffiti and muck; mired in scaffolding and plywood, the hulking derelict building could be one of Brooklyn’s most beautiful. While high hopes were had by the Sunset Park School of Music (who held onto it for twelve years), it’s now in the hands of a Chinese Fraternal organization who have done nothing with it for seven years. Unfortunately, the sidewalk-wide scaffolding obscures Eclipse from passersby and must be putting a dent in their business.

NEXT FROM JASON: Tequilitas Restaurant

GUEST BLOGGER: CHANDRU MURTHI

This from guest blogger, Chandur Murthi:

So we moved to Park Slope from San Francisco via Eugene five years ago this week. Why Park Slope? Well, my wife Elizabeth, my son Dylan and I were temporarily living in Oregon, where she was doing her MFA, and she "jokingly" made a Faustian bargain—if I were a good sport about living in that purgatory, Eugene (you have to realize I’m a big-city boy), we could move away from SF, which I’d gotten tired of. And I chose NYC on the dubious premise that I knew it well from, oh, about 20 business trips to Elizabeth, NJ (hmm, some karma there?) when I used to crash in NYC. And two ex-NY acquaintances (that is statistically significant, no?) in Eugene said Park Slope was the best place to be, especially with a preschool kid in tow. Further, Dylan, at two, would, given a chance to ramble though the lush and park-like University of Oregon grounds (it rains all the time there), would choose instead to sit on the concrete carstops of their parking lots to watch cars, bicycles and people. ‘Twas enough for me.

Indeed, after much travail, here we are, on Carroll Street, in the 321 district (little did I realize what a boon that was). The shenanigans of NY real estate were surely quite a revelation. Used as I was to the California/Oregon norms, the sheer medieval-ness of buying a house in NY was a shock. You see, in the big bad West of these United States, real estate (at least residential) goes through what’s called an escrow agent. This totally underpaid and underestimated individual ensures the honesty and timeliness of all transactions between the opposing parties and, in fact, practically makes certain of no contact between them. No attorney required. All communication electronic. The piece-de-resistance – no closing! At the pre-appointed time, magically, the electronic money spigot opens and all is done. Wow, and here I was in Brooklyn, frantically trying to forge my wife’s signature (ha ha, not) so I didn’t have to FedEx the daily missives to her (still in Eugene) to sign, to convince the attorney that yes, an out-of-town check is valid in the 21st century, and no, my only option to any misgivings was not to "walk away from the deal". Etc etc. But all’s well now.

I love Park Slope. It has much of the ambiance that I was used to, in some strange way so long ago, in Madras, India where I grew up. It gets hot and muggy. The neighbors on my street are just nosy enough to be reassuring (and helpful) but not too so. We have a great block party every September, reinforcing my preconceived notion that Brooklyn has a wonderful community spirit. We have, even at this later stage in (my) life, made some good friends. The help in the stores is unhelpful enough to bring back fond memories of "home"—in California, everyone smiles at you all the time; in Oregon, they feel free to comment on your ill-advised choices—here, trying to find "pesto" sauce in my local grocery store can be an comedic exercise in miscommunication (maybe it’s my accent.)

And, of course, the school’s great for my now 8-year old. Elizabeth is painting and web-siting away, and I cycle everywhere.

Chandru Murthi – recovering computer-ist and fresh environmental consultant.