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Thursday: Fiction and Blender Drinks

72484207_f9ecf06ac3This Thursday at Brooklyn Reading Works (BRW), another great event you won't want to
miss. Raina Washington, recipient of the Audre Lorde and Creative Writing
Awards at Brooklyn College, curates an evening of exciting new writing by
writers from the MFA program at Brooklyn College.

As usual, it's all happening at the Old Stone House in Park Slope (Fifth Avenue and Third Street) at 8 p.m. A $5 donation is appreciated and includes blender drinks and snacks.

Maisy Card was
born in Jamaica but raised in Queens New York. She is happily now a
resident of Brooklyn. She is a second year writer in the Brooklyn
College MFA program and a member of the Brooklyn Writers Space. Maisy’s
work explores characters and reinvents memories of life in Jamaica.

Andy Hunter has
served as editor-in-chief of various publications, including The
Brooklyn Review, Mean Magazine, and Lollapalooza Magazine.  In 2005,
his short fiction won the James Kirkwood prize, and in 2008 he obtained
his Masters in Fine Arts in Creative Writing from Brooklyn College. He
is working on his first novel.

Kristen Meinzer
is a Brooklyn-based writer. She received a BA in cultural studies and
comparative literature from the University of Minnesota in 1999, an
interdisciplinary MA in public history and consumer culture from NYU in
2005, and an MFA in fiction writing from Brooklyn College in 2008.
While at Brooklyn College, she served as Associate Fiction Editor of
the Brooklyn Review, and was a recipient of the Himan Brown Award in
Creative Writing. In 2008, she was granted a fellowship with the
Willard R. Espy Literary Foundation. Kristen's current project,
entitled The Year Of Asking (www.theyearofasking.com), documents her
attempts to receive something everyday, and receive it for free, for an
entire year.

Felise Nguyen was unworriedly
conceived in Saigon then born with some difficulty in San Francisco
then raised with much difficulty in Houston.  She has chronic
difficulty answering the question, Where are you from?, except when
she’s traveling, in which case she easily answers “Brooklyn”.  She is a
graduate of Barnard College, and the University of Chicago Law School
where she was taught by Martha Nussbaum and Barack Obama.  She has
every intention of receiving her M.F.A. from Brooklyn College this
May.  She currently divides her time between working as a legal analyst
and seeking a cause larger than herself, which should be easy because
she is very small.

Raina Washington never though
she’d live to see the day when ass cleavage is no longer a big deal.
She was recently a NYC Teaching Fellow, where she was not only allowed,
but paid to teach English to 6th graders. She is slowly getting her
brain back. Raina likes to raise the dead in her writing – giving new
voices to people from long ago. All writing is a kind of love letter to
these folks. Her work has appeared in Tarpaulin Sky and The Olive Tree
Review. Raina’s play “Reading the Meter” was performed at the Little
Theater at Dixon Place. She has received the Audre Lorde and Creative
Writing awards. Raina has a coveted writing MFA from Brooklyn College.
Please wish her well as she moves to Washington DC this summer.

OTBKB Music: Closeup – Janine Nichols

 

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Native Park Sloper Janine Nichols has looked at the music business from
both sides now.  Originally the Music Coordinator for Saturday Night
Live
in its heyday back in the late 70s, she went on to work on NBC's
The New Show and then work on the producing the music programs of Art at St.
Anne's for about 15 years.  But it was when she sang some songs with
the Continental Drifters on Leap Day, 2000 that Janine finally felt
that she was at last doing what she was supposed to do.

During the next few years Janine did a variety of things including
working on and off with Hal Willner on wonderful anthology shows
highlighting the music of Doc Pomus, Tim Buckley, and Leonard Cohen,
some of which have been produced at Celebrate Brooklyn.  She also wrote
for Martha Stewart Living.

In 2005, at a John Lennon Anti Gun Violence show, Janine sang In My
Life accompanied only by Neill Furio on bass.  The reaction to that
performance was so positive that a band was born.  That band is
Flutterbox, which consists of Janine and Neill.

Janine has a busy weekend ahead.  As part of
Flutterbox, she'll be the
opening act for the celebration of the 40th anniversary of Bob Dylan's
Nashville Skyline
at Le Poisson Rouge, 158 Bleecker Street (Greenwich Village), and will also perform as part of that show this Saturday April 25th, and
will be performing with on her own (with Brandon Ross and Charlie Burnham) on
Monday 27th at Barbes (9th Street and 6th Avenue, Park Slope).

Greetings From Scott Turner: Brooklyn is Brooklyn. It’s unlike anywhere else.

Once again we are thrilled to have this missive from Rocky Sullivan quiz master, Scott Turner. And this week he even sends us a picture of himself. Nice to put a face to a name, eh?

Greetings, Pub Quiz Alamo Memory Merchants…

Brooklyn is Brooklyn.  It's unlike anywhere else.

To be unlike anywhere else, a place has to be a lot like everywhere else.

It then takes that gumbo and cooks up the vibe that renders a taste found nowhere else.

That's why Brooklyn and Texas are two very rough, prickly, vibrant, extravagant feathers of the same extraordinary bird.

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Today's Bolt From The Blue Comparison arrives in service of this week's Rocky Sullivan's San Jacinto Day Pub Quiz.  This Thursday Texas is the topic of the Quiz's Music Round, Photo Round and Guest Round, all helmed by Texas native Rachell Turner — no relation, but be assured that at least one of us told gullible classmates that Nat Turner was a distant relative.

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The Battle of San Jacinto — war, patriotism, and a really good Pub Quiz event

Yeah…a lot of Brooklynites and Texans might be aghast.  But remember — this isn't lumping together.  That's cattle-car uncomfortable.  Or NYC studio-apartment cramped.

No, this is a celebration of the confluences of the weird and
eccentric — plus a few tawdry scoundrels who deserve the bright red
target they've painted on their own backs.

We begin with…

Attitude.  Brooklyn and Texas are incredibly attitudinal.  From Marty Markowitz's dopey "Leaving Brooklyn — Fugheddaboudit!" signs to "Don't Mess With Texas," both places have a hopped-up sense of self.

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Beer.  Both locales' suds have made the rest of the world very happy.  Brooklyn gave up its Brewing Capitol of America crown in the 1950s, but before that Piels, Rheingold and Schaefer all
called Brooklyn home.  Sadly, the borough's current best-known brand,
named after the borough, is an enthusiastic supporter of Bruce Ratner's disastrous Atlantic Yards project.  In Texas, Shiner Bock, Pearl and Lone Star are beloved brews that make the Lone Star State very, very unlonely.

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Insane stadiums.  Ratner's disintegrating Barclays Nets
arena is insane.  But that's not the comparison here.  Rather, it's the
100,000 domed realm that Brooklyn and Texas reach across the aisle
for.  Brooklyn Dodgers owner Walter O'Malley wanted to build a 100,000 seat geodesic dome designed by Buckminster FullerDallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has built a 100,000 seat dome.  Insane.

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Scales of Grandeur.  Texas' affinity for big, bigger, biggest
is legend.  Brooklyn, for all of its little-guy championing, has a
latent and always emerging hunger for The Big.  Markowitz's bizarre Manhattan envy is just Brooklyn's latest love-of-large proclivity. A century ago Coney Island's grand amusement parks were juggernauts.  The Brooklyn Navy Yard during WWII employed 70,000 24 hours a day.  And there's that Nathan's hot-dog eating contest every Fourth of July.

Immigrants.  Brooklyn and Texas have reaped the fruits of people
from other lands.  Despite all the back-patting, neither place is as
opened armed as we like to think or need to be.

Jackalopes and jackass politicians.  Neither Texas nor Brooklyn has a living jackalope, but at least in Brooklyn they're allowed to be off-leash in Prospect Park
before 9 a.m.  As for jackass politicians, we have both in droves. 
Recent times alone have been damaging.  Much of Texas is proud of George Bush and his Crawford cartel, and Governor Rick "We're Seceding From Obama's America" Perry.  Brooklyn?  Texas' infatuation with Bush, Perry, Phil Graham and Tom DeLay is more than matched by Brooklyn's bizarre and self-victimizing love of Michael Bloomberg.

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Texas jackalope and jackass

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Brooklyn's equivalents, in Prospect Park and 1 Metro Tech

phalluses, comma, big.  Brooklyn wins this competition, but just by a…hair.

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churches.  Brooklyn is the Borough of Churches, and there's a rumor making the rounds that Texas itself is taken with religion.

accents
Texas and Brooklyn accents always used to turn up together.  Usually in
World War II movies.  Generally, the Brooklyn guy died before the Texas
guy.  Today, the classic Texas accent is alive and well.  Brooklyn? 
Fading, but still there.  Arrivals from elsewhere pick up Texas
accents, but in Brooklyn, they don't.

the Runaway Scrape vs. The Battle of Brooklyn.  In 1836, Sam Houston's
ragged army retreated from Mexican forces and deployed a scorched-earth
policy behind them.  In 2009, Bruce Ratner's ragged forces retreat from
community opposition, the bad economy and his own incompetence,
deploying a scorched-earth policy in Prospect Heights.  Houston's
forces emerged victorious and the Republic of Texas is formed.  Here's where the similarity will likely end.

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Sam Houston, architect of the Runaway Scrape, and the architecture of Bruce Ratner's own Runaway Scrape

There're dozens more.  But the time has come to get this Quizmail into the mail.  Let me know what I've left out — I'll send out your Brooklyn-Texas suggestions in the next Quizmail.

Brooklyn…Texas: Different…Yet Not.

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Before we get to last week's wrap-up, a note about something exceptional.  Two weeks ago, during a round on Easter, I asked this question: "Which five colors do Peeps come in."  Most teams got all or most of the colors — yellow, white, pink, lavender and purple.  A number of teams insisted — insisted — that green is also a Peep color.

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The Rocky Sullivan's Green Peeps Defence Committee was right, and I was wrong.  Green Peeps were introduced in 2007, the newest kids on the Peep block.

Peeps-greenpeeps

How wrong was I?  A package was waiting for me last week at
Rocky's.  I opened it to discover a five-pack of green Peeps and a note
from Anne Olivia Bauco.

Dear Scott,

Please don't think I am a complete crazy-pants for sending your green Peeps.

I don't mind being wrong, it's just that when I know I am right and am told I am wrong, I like to prove it.

In any case, last night was my very first trivia night at Rocky Sullivan's, and I had a great time and can't wait to come back.

Sincerely,

Anne Olivia Bauco

Anne:  I don't think
you're a crazy-pants, complete or even partial.  I'm glad you proved
you were right in the most undeniable way possible — physical proof
sought out, purchased and delivered.  Thanks, Anne, for standing up for
yourself and everyone I left in the lurch.

The Quizmaster and the five tiny marshmallowy horses he should have ridden in on.

City Council Candidates Forum (33rd Edition) in Brooklyn Heights

So I went to see the candidates. The candidates for City Council in the 33rd District that is. For those who don't know the 33rd district covers the North Slope, Boerum Hill, Brooklyn Heights, DUMBO, Vinegar Hill, Williamsburg and Greenpoint.

That's some interesting district. And there are seven interesting candidates vying for David Yassky's seat. Monday night was my first look/see and it was an interesting event at the auditorium at St. Francis College on Remsen Street in Brooklyn Heights.

Only six of the candidates were there (Steven Levin had other plans apparently) and the event was sponsore by Central Brooklyn Independent Democrats. There were about 100 people there including the candidates, the press and the public.

Here are the names of the 6 men and one woman who are running: Evan Thies, Jo Anne Simon, Ken Diamondstone, Doug Biviano, Ken Baer, and Issac Abraham.Steven Levin is running but was unable to attend the forum.

For the most part the candidates agree on just about everything,. And that's a fact. But they're very different types of people with different styles, different abilities, different personalities.

There are, of course, differences between them. Issac Abraham, the first ever Hasidic candidates, opposes same sex marriage, which all the others support vehemently. In fact, Ken Diamondstone is an openly gay candiate. But for the most part, they're all on the same page when it comes to the Atlantic Yards, community driven development, the New York Housing Authorities, bringing economic sustainability to Brooklyn, livable streets, affordable housing, rent stabilization, and more.

So first impressions. First impressions. 

Evan Thies: A senior adviser to City Council Member David Yassky (who hasn't endorsed him), he's the candidate with experience in the Council. Clearly, he's got a handle on the  housing and development issues in Brooklyn and knows the cast of characters well.  He comes across as a knowledgeable and capable candidate with a low key and sometimes wry way of articulating his ideas.

Jo Anne Simon: A civil rights lawyer with years of experience in Brooklyn community politics and education, she's tough and smart and  portrays herself as a good listener, someone who likes to work with others and think things through Her delivery improved as the night progressed and her best topic is education, a subject she knows well. By the end I was convinced that she's a good fighter for what she believes in though it was hard during this forum to know her exact views on issues like Atlantic Yards and Superfund status for the Gowanus Canal. 

Ken Diamondstone: A developer of"socially responsible, affordable housing" and a longtime progressive and fighter "for human rights and economic justice," he's got  the passion and the wild card energy that makes him an interesting candidate to watch. He knows the ropes of affordable housing and development in this city and reveals the details with well articulated anger. 

Doug Biviano: Born and bred in Brooklyn, he worked as an civil engineer in Colorado before returning to Brooklyn to raise his kids and get them educated in the New York City public school which he seems to love. "Brooklyn is the fabric I am made of," he said at one point. He has a great respect for the institutions of New York City and is very convincing when he speaks out with controlled anger (and optimism) against profit driven luxury towers, Atlantic Yards and housing in Brooklyn Bridge Park.

Ken Baer:  A longtime member of the Sierra Club and opponent of the Atlantic Yards, he's a long-time environmental activist and strong proponent of community control over development. Of the group, he was the least comfortable as a speaker, though he did present himself as "someone unafraid to speak truth to power."

Issac Abraham: From Williamsburg, he's the first ever Hasidic candidate and a child of Holocaust survivors, For 35 years, Abraham has been a volunteer activist and fighter against developers and the New York City Housing Authority. He's also worked as an EMT and on  security patrols. He's got an old-world Jewish sense of humor and a strong, vibrant personality to match.

Steven Levin was unable to attend the forum.

 

Breakfast-of-Candidates (39th Edition): John Heyer

At 27, John Heyer is the youngest of the City Council candidates for the 39th District, but in many ways he's an old soul. The only candidate born in the district, Heyer is a fifth generation Carroll Gardener, who has been involved in local politics since he was 14-years-old and has a deep interest in the history of his neighborhood.

I met John and his wife, Maria, for breakfast last week at Joe's Coffee Shop, an institution in Carroll Gardens and a great place to run into long time locals. John, of course, knew practically everyone in the place and our conversation was punctuated with greetings to neighbors and friends.

Knowing his neighborhood past and present is key to Heyer's candidacy and who he is. Last year, he even  helped to curate an exhibition about Carroll Gardens for the Brooklyn Historical Society. He is currently planning a tour of the neighborhood's mom and pop shops, a chance to share his intimate knowledge of local history. 

He and his wife are currently buying a house in Carroll Gardens, moving out of the family apartment building where he grew up with his parents and grandparents. "I had a nightmare last night that I was stuck in the middle of the woods," he told me. "I think that was about my fear of not being able to get the house."

Heyer attended Xavarian High School in Bay Ridge and caught the political bug when he worked for Assemblywoman Joan Millman and the late Assemblywoman Eileen C. Dugan in his spare time. He cites them both as mentors and strong influences. 

At Fordham University, Heyer studied political science and theology and considered going to divinity school after college. He says he likes theology almost as much as he likes politics and devotes a great deal of time to service at his church, Sacred Hearts – St. Stephen, where he mentors kids in the Sacred Heart Youth Program.

But there was the tug of politics and public service he learned working with Millman and Dugan. Heyer briefly considered law school but decided instead to become a certified funeral director. He currently oversees 160 funerals a year at the Scotto Funeral Home, owned by Buddy Scotto, founder of the Carroll Gardens Neighborhood Association, an important figure in local politics. 

I, of course, was fascinated to hear what it takes to become a funeral director.

"You learn about cosmetology, anatomy, chemistry, embalming, bereavement psychology, small business and accounting," Heyer told me about his studies in a program associated with St. John's University.

Heyer, who was wearing a dark suit because of a funeral later in the day, is serious about his work at Scotto's. "It's not just the business of the dead, it's about the living and you have to be sensitive."

At the age of 23,  Heyer got the call from Borough President Marty Markowitz that changed his life. For nearly four years he has been assistant to Markowitz, a job that has taught him "how government works." While he doesn't agree with Markowitz about everything, Heyer does have great respect for his boss and firmly believes that Marty's support of Atlantic yards is not cynical. "He really thinks it's good for Brooklyn."

I asked Heyer what he thinks about the controversial project: "Certain aspects are too large. But I do think Brooklyn should have a national team."

From Marty Heyer has learned the key to a certain kind of local politics. "Marty knows that politics is about presence. Look at his schedule. In June he attends 16 graduations a day. He is many people's one-on-one connection to government."

So, I asked Heyer, what qualifies you, at the age of 27, to be a city council member?

"I am an expert on the district.  I know where it's been and where it needs to go. I was born here, it's where I grew up."

But it's his youth, Heyer says, that enables him to relate to young families that are more and more making Carroll Gardens their home. Heyer's wife Mia, is a lovely young woman, who works as a kindergarten teacher in Kensington, and is a member of Community Board 6. There's also a baby on the way.

Heyer like many of the candidates says that he's an advocate for livable neighborhoods. I asked him to specify because the phrase gets bandied about all the time.  "Livable means to keep each neighborhood distinct. A neighborhood isn't about brownstones, it's about characters."

Affordable housing is another buzz word that Heyer, like most of the other candidates, uses frequently. "There should be a place for everyone who wants to be here." Later he tells me: "No one one should want to move away. No one should have to move away."

He also wants to bring industry back to the Gowanus. "If we want industry we have to be smart about it. Small artisan businesses. Look at the Brooklyn Navy Yard."

So what about Superfund status for the Gowanus? I got the feeling that Heyer is suspicious about it and not sure why it has come up so suddenly. He also isn't really sure who actually pays for the clean up and wonders if it will mean more delays to the development of the area. (We spoke before the EPA community forum about Superfund status on April 14th and I'm curious how Heyer feels about the matter now).  

About the Toll Brothers luxury condos and townhouses? Heyer seems to like it. He's has some issues with it but likes the park, the residential element, and the inclusion of affordable housing.

Talking to Heyer you do  forget that he is only 27-years-old as he seems to have lived the history of Carroll Gardens from the immigrant days of his great grandparents to the 1970's when neighborhood activists like Buddy Scotto and others organized the first block associations to plant trees, revitalize the neighborhood and organize safety patrols.

From John, I learned about the four Brooklyn churches that were demolished because they were on the path of Robert Moses' BQE and the renaming of Carroll Gardens (named for Charles Carroll the only Catholic signer of the Declaration of Independence).

By the end of breakfast I was fascinated by this amateur historian who has been working in politics since he was a teenager and is now a close associate of Marty Markowitz. Older than his years, Heyer is smart, enthusiastic and a strong proponent for preserving the character of historic neighborhoods.

Today on Breakfast-of-Candidates: John Heyer

Today OTBKB breakfasts with John
Heyer, currently the assistant to Borough President Marty Markowitz, he
is the only candidate for City Council born in the 39th district. A
fifth-generation Carroll Gardener, his two passions are politics and
theology. He works as a funeral director at Scotto's Funeral home and
his knowledge of the history of the neighborhood runs deep though he is
only 27 years old.

And in case you missed these:

Breakfast-of-Candidates: Gary Reilly. At 34 he's not quite the youngest of the candidates (John Heyer beats
him on that score) but he's plenty wet behind the ears and full of
enthusiasm about public transportation and other issues that affect voters.

Breakfast-of-Candidates: Bob Zuckerman. A long-time politico, Bob is currently
executive director of the Gowanus Canal Community Development
Corporation and  Gowanus Canal Conservancy.  He remembers the night
Richard Nixon was elected in 1968 (he was 7-years-old) and one of his
heroes is Harvey Milk.

Breakfast-of-Candidates: Brad Lander, The intellectual of the group, Brad has two master's degrees and
a BA from the University of Chicago. He made his mark running
community organizations like the Fifth Avenue Committee and Pratt
Center for Community Development, advocating for affordable housing and community sustainablility.

Breakfast-of-Candidates: Craig Hammerman.
As District Manager of Community Board 6, Craig is the nuts and bolts
guy. He's the candidate, who understands infrastructure and really
knows what its like to serve the public day in and day out for 19 years.

Breakfast-of-Candidates: Josh  Skaller. A former computer music composer at
Harvard, it was Howard Dean's presidential campaign that jumpstarted
his interest in electoral politics. As president of the Central
Brooklyn Independent Democrats, he learned to facilitiate dialogue  and
manage strong personalities. Running on a community empowerment
platform with a strong interest in the environment and smart
development, Josh is proud to be refusing donations from  real estate
developers.

Breakfast-of-Candidates: David Pechefsky. The Green Candidate, David worked for 10 years in the central staff of
the New York City Council. With a master's degree in public policy and
experience advising local governments in Africa, David knows how the
City Council works from the inside out and has ideas about how it could
better serve the people of New York City.

Brooklyn’s Lynn Nottage Wins Pulitzer Prize

Playwright Lynn Nottage's won the Pulitzer Prize, announced Monday, for Ruined, her play about the women of a Congolese brothel owned by an earth mother named Mama
Nadi..

"I wanted to tell the story of these women and the war
in the Congo and I couldn't find anything about them in the newspapers
or in the library, so I felt I had to get on a plane and go to Africa
and find the story myself," Nottage told the Associated Press.  "I
felt there was a complete absence in the media of their narrative. It's
very different now, but when I went in 2004 that was definitely the
case."

The drama currently is on view at
off-Broadway's Manhattan Theatre Club and is a co-production with
Chicago's Goodman Theatre.

Forum for Candidates for City Council in the 33rd District

Approximately 100 people  braved the inclement weather Monday night to participate in the first forum for candidates for City Council in the 33rd District (that includes the North Slope, Brooklyn Heights, Cobble Hill, parts of Carroll Gardens, Vinegar Hill, Williamsburg and Greenpoint.

The event, held in the auditorium of St. Francis College on Remsen Street, was sponsored by Central Brooklyn Independent Democrats, was my first chance to eyeball and hear all the candidates in the 33rd. As you know I've had breakfast one on one with all the candidates in the 39th District.

So who was there? Six of the seven candidates, a smattering of local press, and interested citizens of the 33rd District.

And who are the candidates? Issac Abraham, Ken Behr, Doug Biviano, Ken Diamondstone, Jo Anne Simon and Evan Thiese. Steve Levin is also a candidate but he was not in attendance.

I could give you a quickk snapshot of each of the candidates but I am still processing my impressions and trying to decipher my notes.

More later.

So What is The Brooklyn Food Conference?

A project of the Brooklyn Food Coalition, the Brooklyn Food Conference is on May 2nd at John Jay High School and PS 321. It's an all day, free event that will feature a multitude of cool activities and speakers.

  • See a roundtable of NYC chefs, moderated by WNYC’s Leonard Lopate, with Dan Barber, Peter Hoffman, Bill Telepan, and Brooklyn’s own David Shea of Applewood and John Tucker of Rosewater.
  • Hear LaDonna Redmond on what people in Chicago have done to change their food system, learn about worldwide food rebellions from author Raj Patel, and find out how climate change can affect the world’s food supply from activist Anna Lappé, and discuss milk health risks and benefits with author Nina Planck–plus workshops with many other dedicated activists and professionals.
  • Meet your local farmers!
  • Learn how to start your own victory garden in Brooklyn, compost, and start a food coop.
  • Join your children at a kids’ food fair with cooking demonstrations and other fun activities.
  • Workshops by and for teens plus Teen Iron Chef!

Here are the stated goals of the conference, which hopes to: 

  • Bring Brooklyn together to demand and participate in creating a vital, healthy and just food system available to everyone.
  • Create a Brooklyn legislative food democracy agenda and constituent base.
  • Organize neighborhood meetings of elected officials—congressional
    reps, state legislators, city council members—to press for a food
    democracy agenda.
  • Influence public policy by educating elected officials and showing them the depth and diversity of public interest.
  • Create a broad-based Brooklyn Food Coalition.
  • Create a useful, cross-referenced directory of attendees.
  • Help partner organizations grow their constituency by offering attendees avenues for action.

Read about their conference mission here.

Do You Know About the Brooklyn Food Conference on May 2nd?

I just heard from one of the organizer of the Kids Food Fair which
is part of the Brooklyn Food Conference

The conference is on May 1 and there are two sites for this ambitious event: adult and teen
events are at John Jay HS (Seventh Avenue between 4th and 5th Streets) and will run all day from 9-5 and end in a
dinner/dance.  And the Kids Food Fair runs from 11-3 at PS 321 (180 Seventh Avenue). 

She provided me with a  list of activities for the did's events at PS 321 so you can see all the great activities they're offering.  For more information on the whole thing, you can
log onto brooklynfoodconference.org.

The following is a list of events for kids at the Kids Food Fair at PS 321
All children must be accompanied by an adult, please!

Keeping Chickens in the City: A Community Gardner Shares His Chickens and Expertise
Gregory Anderson, Walt L. Shamel Community Garden

Big Feast: A Menu-Building Game Using Food from the Farmers Market
Sarah Poten, Greenmarket Youth Education Project, CENYC

Making Yummy Guacamole!
Laura Stanley, The Sylvia Center

Breakfasts For Babies: Wholesome Baby Food From Around The World To Your Kitchen
T.I. Williams, Educator and Activist

Bread-ucation: Learn, Create and Interact with the Bakers of HotBread Kitchen
Jessamyn Waldman, HotBread Kitchen

Puppet Show: Alicia’s Adventures in Bodegaland
Anna Sobel, Talking Hands Theatre

YOGA!
Jen Henriquez, International School of Brooklyn
Amy Quinn-Suplina, Bend and Bloom Yoga
Lauren Maples, BijaKids

‘Ask Me’ Clinic: Educated Advice on Food, Health, Nutrition and Allergies
Danielle Green, Brooklyn College
Maurice Washington, Maurice Healthworks
Nancy Tanney, Mother and Kindergarten Teacher, Brooklyn Friends
Sung Uni Lee, Holistic Health Educator and Chef
Lillian Hope, Mother and Neonatal Nurse Practitioner, New York Presbyterian Hospital

Sweet and Savory Muffins: A Cooking Activity
Nadia Rohrs, Occupational Therapist, PS 261
Eila Masur, Occupational Therapist, PS 321

Farm to Table: An Art Mural Painting Activity
Isabel Cruz, PS 27 Art Teacher

Go, Slow, Whoa!: A Physical Exercise Activity
Dina Lipkind, MS, RD, CDN; Yeled V’ Yalda Early Childhood Center-Eat Well, Play Hard in Community Project

Butter Churning and Apple Cider Making
Wyckoff Farmhouse Museum

Making Vegetable Summer Rolls
Ellen Barker, Go! Healthy The Children’s Aid Society

Urban Organic Farming: A Seed Sprouting Tutorial
Anastasia Andreyeva, Brooklyn College
Alex Sherman, Brooklyn College

What Does Hunger Look Like?: Learning about World Hunger
Shelton Walker, Mercy Corps

Let’s Make Ice Cream!
Farmer Rick, Ronnybrook Farms

Story and Art Activities from the Librarians of the Brooklyn Public Library
Lana Adlawan,
Lauren Anduri,
Janet Conton
Rakisha Kearns-White

Wiggly Worm Composting
Michelle Piano, Brooklyn Center for the Urban Environment
Janet Pedersen, Children’s Book Author, Illustrator, and Composting Enthusiast

Scavenger Hunt for a Sustainable World
Barry Weinbrom, Environmental Educator

A Fair Trade Chocolate Tasting: Smell and Touch Real Cacao Beans and Learn How Chocolate Is Made
Ruthie Orland, Equal Exchange

Letter Writing Campaign/Art Project
Claudia Friedetsky, Parents for Climate Protection
Jacqueline Smith, Parents for Climate Protection

Dinneropoly: Travel the World to Gather a Sustainable Dinner
Katherine Borowitz, Green Mom
Marietta and Peter Brill, Green Parents

Story Pie: A Tasty Series of Readings and Activities
Robert Weinstock reads Food Hates You, Too and Other Poems and leads a poetry workshop

Emily Goodman reads Plant Secrets and we’ll plant a pizza garden

Janet Pederson reads Pino and the Signora’s Pasta and we’ll draw food portraits!

Green Smoothies!
Amie Hamlin, New York  Coalition for Healthy School Food

Brooklyn Bees: All about Beekeeping in the City from Brooklyn’s Own Artisanal Urban Honey Maker
John Howe, Brooklyn Bee

Acrobatics!
Big Apple Circus Afterschool Kids, Williamsburg, Brooklyn

Film Preview: What’s on Your Plate? A Provocative New Documentary about City Kids Exploring Their Place in the Food Chain.  Includes Q & A with the film’s stars Sadie Rain Hope-Gund and Safiyah Kai Russell Riddle

Hip Hop Applesauce: Cool Moves from STATIC
Tilden High School’s Hip Hop Dance Troupe

Fiction-in-a-Blender: Awesome List of Writers for BRW This Thursday

72484207_f9ecf06ac3 This Thursday at Brooklyn Reading Works (BRW), another great event you won't want to
miss. Raina Washington, recipient of the Audre Lorde and Creative Writing
Awards at Brooklyn College, curates an evening of exciting new writing by
writers from the MFA program at Brooklyn College.

As usual, it's all happening at the Old Stone House in Park Slope (Fifth Avenue and Third Street) at 8 p.m. A $5 donation is appreciated and includes blender drinks and snacks.

Maisy Card was born in Jamaica but raised in Queens New York. She is happily now a resident of Brooklyn. She is a second year writer in the Brooklyn College MFA program and a member of the Brooklyn Writers Space. Maisy’s work explores characters and reinvents memories of life in Jamaica.

Andy Hunter has served as editor-in-chief of various publications, including The Brooklyn Review, Mean Magazine, and Lollapalooza Magazine.  In 2005, his short fiction won the James Kirkwood prize, and in 2008 he obtained his Masters in Fine Arts in Creative Writing from Brooklyn College. He is working on his first novel.

Kristen Meinzer is a Brooklyn-based writer. She received a BA in cultural studies and comparative literature from the University of Minnesota in 1999, an interdisciplinary MA in public history and consumer culture from NYU in 2005, and an MFA in fiction writing from Brooklyn College in 2008. While at Brooklyn College, she served as Associate Fiction Editor of the Brooklyn Review, and was a recipient of the Himan Brown Award in Creative Writing. In 2008, she was granted a fellowship with the Willard R. Espy Literary Foundation. Kristen's current project, entitled The Year Of Asking (www.theyearofasking.com), documents her attempts to receive something everyday, and receive it for free, for an entire year.

Felise Nguyen was unworriedly conceived in Saigon then born with some difficulty in San Francisco then raised with much difficulty in Houston.  She has chronic difficulty answering the question, Where are you from?, except when she’s traveling, in which case she easily answers “Brooklyn”.  She is a graduate of Barnard College, and the University of Chicago Law School where she was taught by Martha Nussbaum and Barack Obama.  She has every intention of receiving her M.F.A. from Brooklyn College this May.  She currently divides her time between working as a legal analyst and seeking a cause larger than herself, which should be easy because she is very small.

Raina Washington never though she’d live to see the day when ass cleavage is no longer a big deal. She was recently a NYC Teaching Fellow, where she was not only allowed, but paid to teach English to 6th graders. She is slowly getting her brain back. Raina likes to raise the dead in her writing – giving new voices to people from long ago. All writing is a kind of love letter to these folks. Her work has appeared in Tarpaulin Sky and The Olive Tree Review. Raina’s play “Reading the Meter” was performed at the Little Theater at Dixon Place. She has received the Audre Lorde and Creative Writing awards. Raina has a coveted writing MFA from Brooklyn College. Please wish her well as she moves to Washington DC this summer.

Wed: Poet Anne Waldman at Dweck Center

Anne_waldman On Wednesday, April 22 at 7 p.m. Anne Waldman, who has published over forty volumes of poetry, directed St. Mark's
Poetry Project, and co-founded the Jack Kerouac School of Disembodied
Poetics will read at the Stephan Dweck Center at the Central Library. Brooklyn-born Martin Espada has published thirteen books in all as a
poet, essayist, editor and translator will also be reading.

The Stephan Dweck Center
Brooklyn Public Library (at Grand Army Plaza)

On CasaCARA: Foolproof Plants for Brookyn Backyards

142_4229 Today CasaCARA discusses the Brooklyn Garden where she "cut her gardening teeth — the 21′x35′ backyard on Verandah Place in Cobble Hill where we lived for twenty years." Here's an excerpt. Lots more text and pictures at CC.

"Little by little, through trial and error, I learned how to create a garden. The main challenge: excessive shade. Though south-facing, sun was limited by gargantuan ailanthus trees in the neighboring yards.

A couple of the principles that served me well:

Use variegated foliage – that is, shade-tolerant plants
that don’t flower showily but have green and white foliage to bring
light to dark corners of the garden, e.g. ‘striped’ hosta, caladium bulbs, variegated lirope (the festive-looking silver stuff in the left foreground below), vinca and ivy – anything at all that comes ‘variegated."

Monday: First City Council Candidate Forum in the 33rd Council District

So you've heard barely anything from me about candidates for the City Council seat in the 33rd Council District. That's because I've only met with two of the candidates — Jo Anne Simon and Evan Thies (last year). And I've been real busy with the 39th District.

Monday night there's the first Candidate Forum (33rd Council District) and it will be my chance to familiarize myself with those candidates — and maybe make some dates for breakfast-of-candidates (33rd Edition).

 The forum is in Brooklyn Heights on Monday, April 20th at St. Francis College at 180 Remsen Street. 7 – 9 pm.  

Democratic
candidates for the 33rd City Council seat will answer questions from
the panel and from the community at St. Francis College, 180 Remsen
Street, Brooklyn. (2/3, 4/5 or N
train).

The event begins at 7 pm is is co-sponsored by Independent
Neighborhood Democrats and Central Brooklyn Independent Democrats.

OTBK Music: Video: Kristin Diable

Louise: For Monday April 19

I first stumbled upon Kristin Diable about a year ago, and between her songwriting and her voice I was immediately sold. Kristin has been living in Greenpoint for a while, but earlier this year she decided to split her time between Brooklyn and her native Louisiana. While we wait for her next performance in this area, May 15th at The Living Room, 154 Ludlow St. (Lower East Side) at 9 pm, we have this video shot about two years ago in Brooklyn.

–Eliot Wagner

South Slope’s Sidecar Bar & Grill Serves Food Until 4 am Every Night

SIDECAR-front7 Hugh and I fell in love with Sidecar Bar and Grill last night. We went after the opening of the show of Mike Sorgatz's paintings at Red Horse Cafe on 12th Street and 6th Avenue. It was  about 10:30 and I was wearing uncomfortable shoes but I urged Hugh to walk up to 15th Street on Fifth Avenue.

"This is quite a trek," he said.

I told him not to be a stick-in-the-mud and to be adventurous because I was determined to give the place a try.

I'd been to Sidecar a few years ago for a blogger's cocktail party (organized by Brooklyn Based) and liked it quite a bit but hadn't been back and never tried the food.

We walked in and the joint was jumping, good music on the juke box and quick attention from a staff member standing near the door. A beautifully lit, beautifully designed restaurant, the owners have preserved much of the original detail of the space including really old signage on the wall in the back. They have a gorgeous tin ceiling and exquisite lighting.

At 10:30 or so, there wasn't even a booth to sit in but the waitress quickly led us to the counter that overlooks the kitchen, a great place to sit and watch the cooks cook, something Hugh and I love to do.

The waitress noticed Hugh's camera and asked, "How did you like the light today?" They launched into an interesting discussion of morning light versus late afternoon light. Just the kind of conversation Hugh loves. She then told us the specials.

We ordered the Brussel sprouts salad with mushrooms and onion. This unusual salad was incredibly flavorful and delicious. We also shared a delectable cheese burger and fries. For drinks our waitress selected an excellent Argentinean white wine for me and Hugh had  a bottle of Woodpecker. For dessert, the waitress suggested the bread pudding in bourbon and caramel with whipped cream and Hugh was not disappointed. Neither was I.

I asked the bartender (who I think is the owner) how late they serve food there. He told me that they serve food every night except Monday until four in the morning. FOUR IN THE MORNING.

"On Monday nights we serve gumbo," he told me. That's right: he said gumbo, that New Orleans dish of Monday is the kitchen night's off but they prepare a gumbo and they serve that until 4am on Monday. "People come in wanting their burgers, their fried chicken and I tell them try the gumbo. And they love it. Our chef is a very talented guy."

I told him that I am often looking for a place to go late on Tuesday nights with my writers group and most places in the Slope stop serving at 11 pm. I know I'm going to bring the group to try the Sidecar Sandwich, oven roasted turkey breast, bacon, cave aged gruyere, granny smith apples, thin sliced red onion and sun dried tomato mayo on grilled sour dough; Buttermilk Fried Chicken with “succotash” and root mash; the Sidecar Burger; The Bahn-De, a classic Vietnamese sandwich with grilled pork chops; Veggie Tacos filled with sautéed mushrooms and onions, roasted red peppers, roasted corn, marinated chayote, tomatillo sauce, sour cream and mixed greens and more. 

Sounds good, don't it. And I haven't even mentioned all of their interesting drink menu. Guess you'll just have to go up there to give it a try.

Love the Red Horse Cafe: Paintings by Mike Sorgatz, Great Music and More

IMG_2928 Last night I was invited to the opening of a show of paintings at the Red Horse Cafe by my friend Mike Sorgatz. There was also a a performance by Leslie Graves and Jason Fleitz.

 I am a big fan of Mike's paintings of New York City. His painting of the Brooklyn Bridge was used on the 2008 Blogfest poster. Of his work, Mike writes:

"Inspired by the controlled chaos and constant evolution of the city, my
primary subject is the urban landscape. I'm attracted to the energy of
crowds and the interactions that take place on the streets. Using an
improvisational method, I apply the paint with alternative tools such
as palette knives and spatulas. This technique gives the canvas a
highly textured surface as layers of paint are applied to build the
image."

Seeing Mike's show was a great excuse to finally make it over to the Red Horse Cafe for the first time and I must say it's the cafe we've all been wanting in Park Slope (and it's been here since 2006). A truly interesting vibe, interesting looking people, great music on weekends, food, art, coffee and wine.

Located on 6th Avenue and 12th Street, the Red Horse Cafe was opened in June 2006 by Brent and Carolina Whitson and obviously has a large, loyal following. It's a cozy and comfortable place with tables and couches in the back.

They serve coffee from Barrington and a wide
assortment of teas. They also have pastries and bagels,
sandwiches, soups, Dub pies and more! There's also a good selection of beer and wine.

Weekends at the Old Stone House: Photographs by Hugh Crawford

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Essence and Accident: Photographs by Hugh Crawford at the Gallery at the Old Stone House.

Weekends April 1 – June 30, 2009.

The
gallery is open on Saturday and Sundays. It is also open by appointment.
Photographer Hugh Crawford will be in the gallery every Friday in April
and May from 4 p.m. until 7 p.m.

There is an opening celebration on Tuesday April 28th from 6-8 p.m. You are all invited!

292636852_6Y7hu-M Come on down and see the work you've come to love on No Words Daily Pix. Meet the photographer (pictured) on the 28th or any Friday night. All the photographs are for sale.

The Where and When

Essence and Accident: Photographs by Hugh Crawford

Opening celebration April 28th 6-8 p.m.
The Old Stone House in Park Slope
Fifth Avenue and Third Street
Gallery
is open on weekends. The photographer will be in the gallery every
Friday from 4-7 p.m. It is also open by appointment. Contact hugh AT hughcrawford DOT com

Brooklyn Beat: Coney Island Dreamin’

Here is an excerpt from a brief report by Brooklyn Beat of Deep in the Heart of Brooklyn about a Saturday fternoon visit ot Coney Island, a neighborhood in transition that still contains multitudes
Coney Island Dreamin'.


It was a perfect day to hit the shore. Coney Island was bustling.
Ruby's Bar, which we had visited late last summer, was still open and
doing business, although a large banner outfront indicated stores for
rent, contact Thor Equities if you please. That was true of loads of
real estate on the beach, either closed or temporarily opened pending
the Thor Equities flip. Sure enough, Astroland was gone, but the
Wonderwheel was twirling in the warm spring breeze and the screaming of
the rollercoaster riders could be heard for miles. Sections of the
boardwalk here and there are gated pending much needed repairs. We
strolled all the way down to Brighton. Tatiana and Cafe Volna were
doing very good business on the day before the Russian/Eastern Orthodox
Easter Sunday tomorrow. Lots of happy strollers, tourists and hipsters
under a gorgeous sunny blue sky, folks out on the beach already,
anticipating the season of mellowing out. A bunch of guys with a
variety of instruments, set up on W. 17th street, for some free-form
Saturday afternoon jamming. We were there a little early, so the
hypno-techno- dance scene a few blocks down, was not yet in action.
And, oh yeah, the public restrooms were open and in pretty clean shape
so far. The Coney Island Museum had a nice crowd hanging outside, but
we didn't stop into see the sights, at least this time.

Songs From The New York Times: Leslie Graves

Last night I went to the Red Horse Cafe and heard the very talented Jason Fleitz  and Leslie Graves perform. Jason is a skilled guitar player with a gentle and soulful voice. He writes lovely songs. Singer/songwriter Leslie Graves, who also has a great voice, impressed me with her songs based on New York Times stories.

Apparently these songs were written for a show called Times 365:24:7 which played at Bone Orchard and The Brick Theater March 14th through April 11th. Missed it

Many people worked together to create this theater piece- the
actors brought in published news stories, interviews, and their own
perspectives to contribute to what became the script. It sounds like it was an interesting show.

Leslie Graves writes of the show:

Coming on as a sound designer fairly early in the process, I did not
know exactly what the piece needed sound wise. I gathered and created
what I thought might fit, and when I was at a loss I busied myself
writing little songs inspired by news stories – which is one of the
ways I create my own world/cocoon – writing songs. It was a relief to
write about other people’s stories and not consider myself. The songs
are not complicated and came out easily – maybe because I’m not
‘creating my own story’ in this process, it is allowing me to be less
critical. And also they feel fleeting – like news stories – here today,
gone tomorrow. But anyway, I have been having a light-hearted time
writing them.

Here are some songs. A few of them appeared in the show. The haunting song, Ms. Emily Upp, about a young woman that went jogging in Riverside Park and lost her memory, was my favorite last night. Some of the others are quite short, like Leslie says, fleeting.

recession psychosis
plane lands on the Hudson
no more appetite
Ms. Emily Upp
plane crashes near Buffalo
madoff goes to prison
la brain
woman hit with bow and arrow in the bronx
aig give it back
remote control killers/oh brave robot

Brooklyn Songwriters Exchange: In-the-Round at Union Hall on Monday Night

Mk_photo Monday night check out the Brooklyn Songwriters Exchange at their April show tomorrow: Monday, April 20 at 7:30 pm at Union Hall.

Rebecca Pronsky hosts an in-the-round show featuring Matt KeatingSarah Donner, and Dan Blakeslee.  The four songwriters will perform solo, each sharing a song, then onto the next and so on, and back round again.

702 Union Street
Brooklyn, NY
7:30PM doors, 8PM show
FREE SHOW

About April's Performers:

MATT KEATING (from Manhattan and pictured):
"Beautiful and honest songs of substance and melancholy." ~ TimeOut London

DAN BLAKESLEE (from Boston):
"His
quirky, good-natured take on the world, his unguarded, animated
personality make him naturally engaging and entertaining.  ~ Spotlight
Magazine (Portsmouth, NH)

DSC_7000 SARAH DONNER (from Princeton, NJ pictured at left):
"The
tunes skip along; her peppy strumming and an eager, near-breathless
vocal style, keeping up with lots of self-deprecation and goofy
details" ~ The Onion

REBECCA PRONSKY (from Brooklyn):
"Songbird. With a brutal, cutting lyricism and a jazz trained voice, Ms. Pronsky is an act worth catching." ~ Ithaca Times

More Cost Cutting Measures at Brooklyn Museum

Witmer_building481-h It's a sign of the times and sad news that the Brooklyn Museum is having a tough time during these tough financial times.

Or maybe I should say, it looks like they're being very proactive about cost cutting measures that will insure the museum's survival.

First they raised the price of admission from $8 to $10 for adults and $6 to $8
for senior and students. That was a bitter pill to swallow for some but understandable in light of the fact that the museum's admission fees were not on par with other NYC museums.

But there are other changes afoot as well. And these effect staff members at the museum, who have been offered voluntary "separation packages." Is that s golden handshake or something? Plans are also being developed
to implement a one-week furlough this summer
for all staff members (dates and details not released yet) while the Museum remains open to
the public. In addition, all higher-paid
non-union staff members will receive pay
reductions on a sliding scale.

Pay reductions on a sliding scale? Wow. Now that's a big and not very pleasant turn of events. But I guess it's better than massive layoffs that's for sure.

Here's the press release I received today from the museum.

Among measures to increase revenues
are a recent increase in suggested admissions
fees, from $8 to $10 for adults and $6 to $8
for senior and students, a commitment from
all Brooklyn Museum Trustees to maintain or
increase their financial support, and an
enhanced program of traveling exhibition
development.

The critical nature of these financial
challenges has led the Museum to make a
voluntary separation package available to
each staff member. Plans are being developed
to implement a one-week furlough this summer
for all staff members, details to be
determined, while the Museum remains open to
the public. In addition, all higher-paid
non-union staff members will receive pay
reductions on a sliding scale.

"These measures have been carefully
considered, along with additional means of
enhancing revenues, in order to minimize the
impact on our visitors and to allow the
Museum to continue to provide the same degree
of access and quality of experience to our
public, while maintaining our financial
stability. As with most other cultural
organizations throughout the country, the
economic downturn has created funding issues
that have forced extremely difficult choices.
These measures were developed over the past
several months and affirmed yesterday evening
by the Museum's Board of Trustees at their
regularly scheduled meeting," states Museum
Director Arnold L. Lehman.

The Brooklyn Museum is one
of 34 New York City cultural institutions
that comprise the Cultural Institutions Group
(CIG): each member is located on City-owned
property and receives significant capital and
operating support from the City to help meet
basic security, maintenance, administration,
and energy costs. Several segments of the
staff, including security guards, engineers,
and art handlers are members of DC37, a union
made up of New York City employees.

For the fiscal year 2009, which
began on July 1, 2008, the annual operating
budget of the Brooklyn Museum is $29 million.
Since FY 2008, City operating support to the
Brooklyn Museum has been reduced by 32%. The
value of these reductions in FY 08, FY 09 and
those currently proposed in FY 10 is $2.31
million, and additional cuts are possible.
The recent economic downturn has also created
a significant loss to the Museum's endowment,
which is currently valued at $65 million,
down from $93.1 million a year ago, as well
as substantial losses in earned and
contributed revenues. The Brooklyn Museum,
one of the oldest and largest art museums in
the country, currently has a staff of 281
full-time and approximately 40 part-time
employees.

Smartmom: Pining for a Foreign Affair

Smartmom_big8 Is it spring break already? Wasn’t winter break, like, two minutes
ago? Smartmom and OSFO just got back from Crystal Springs Spa in New
Jersey — and who has the money to spend on another vacation?

Even a one-day one in New Jersey!

Despite endless talk of dark economic times, Smartmom has heard about quite a few people going on vacation to exotic places.

How do people do it? Caribbean cruises? Beach resorts in Puerto Rico and Cancun? Quick jaunts to Paris with three children?

Is it those Frequent Flyer miles that Smartmom can never get her act
together about, or do other people just have money in Ponzi-proof
brokerage accounts that enable them give their children those great,
jealousy-provoking vacations?

Smartmom wishes she could give her kids that kind of life. It would
be nice to get out of Brooklyn every now and again so that they could
go to the real Grand Canyon instead of the hamburger joint on Seventh
Avenue. Or they could learn to speak more French than La Bagel Delight
(that is French, isn’t it?).

Heck, she wishes she could be even half as worldly as her friend,
Best and Oldest, who manages to spend many weeks every year in Europe
with her kids.

Smartmom and her twin, Diaper Diva, traveled extensively when they
were young. Her father was transferred to the London office of his
advertising agency when they were 4-years-old and the family took a
real ocean liner to and from England and lived in a duplex near
Kensington Gardens for six months.

Smartmom remembers trips to Buckingham Palace, the British Museum,
St. Paul’s Cathedral, Harrods and a wonderful toy store called
Henley’s. They even made friends with an adorable little English girl
named Emma.

Those kind of memories are indelible. You never forget playing
wedding with your sister at Canterbury Cathedral or reading “When We
Were Six” in a farm house in Scotland.

Sadly, trips to other parts of the world have not been part of Teen
Spirit and OSFO’s childhood repertoire. And that, no surprise, makes
Smartmom feel guilty. She wishes that she and her children were
citizens of the world; the kind of people, who effortlessly know their
way around the airports of the world; who’s passports are covered in
country stamps.

Truth be told, Teen Spirit and OSFO don’t even have passports. Which
isn’t to say that they’re a bunch of stick-in- the-muds. The family
does travel to Northern California to visit the family farm twice a
year, and Hepcat did take Teen Spirit on that amazing cross-country
road trip when he was 10. Highpoints included the Andy Warhol Museum in
Pittsburgh, the Gateway Arch in St. Louis, the Rocky Mountains and the
Bonneville Salt Flats in Utah.

But it’s just not Europe or Asia.

Sure, there have been plenty of good reasons for staying close to
home: Work commitments. Making money. Not making enough money.

Initially, the main reason they didn’t travel was because traveling
with young children isn’t all that fun. Smartmom knows that trying to
do grown-up sightseeing with kids under the age of say, 9, can be a
disaster. Hanging out in playgrounds in Greece or Italy isn’t the point
of a vacation.

If they wanted to do that, why leave the Third Street playground?

But Smartmom knows that where there’s a will — and imagination —
there’s a way. And Smartmom’s kids aren’t little anymore. Lately, she
has fantasized about getting Eurail passes and taking them to the great
cities of Europe. That’s what Hepcat’s mother did when he was a
teenager, and Hepcat and his sister had a great time. Hepcat still
remember the pain of the ingrown toenail he had when they were visiting
the Matisse Chapel in Provence.

OK, so now Smartmom is on board, but there’s one problem: money is
low and anxiety is high. Smartmom and Hepcat, both freelancers, aren’t
sure where that next freelance job is coming from.

So this year’s spring vacation is a staycation like many of the
others. OSFO already went with Diaper Diva and Ducky to “Dora the
Explorer Live! Search for the City of Lost Toys” at Radio City Music
Hall and there are plans to see the Ringling Brothers & Barnum and
Bailey Circus at Madison Square Garden. Maybe they should schedule a
day at the Metropolitan Museum to see the great art of the world.

It’s the next best thing to being there, even if it isn’t quite.