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POSTCARD FROM THE SLOPE_DIFFICULT GOOD-BYES

Guess who’s coming home?

Yes, today is our last day on the farm. The last couple of days have been a weird kind of limbo. Betwixt and between, we’re not really here and we’re not in Brooklyn either.

The kids are so ready to come home. Twenty days away from Brooklyn is a lot. And they’re dying to see their friends.

The waning days of our summer vacation mean picking up all the clothes, toys, books, and other family detritus that has migrated to all parts of this big house.

It means taking care of the errands we promised we’d do while we were out here but never got around to.

It means finishing up the left-overs in the fridge and taking our last walks around the farm, saying good-bye to the goat, the vegetable garden, the walnut orchards, the barns, the cats, and the Giverney-esque garden created by my mother-in-law.

This year is especially sad because the farm is being sold to a local real estate developer, who  plans to build a McMansion on the far side of the farm with a grand staircase a la "Gone with the Wind," where he will live with his four brothers and their families.

It is, truly, the end of an era. 

My husband’s grandparents moved to this farm in 1928 from Los Angeles.
They raised 5 children here and ran an award winning Guernsey cattle dairy. There were also sugar beets, alfalfa, tomatoes, and other crops through the years.

My husband grew up on the farm in a small house intended as a guest house that grew in size as the years went on. His father planted the walnut orchards the year he was born. When his father died in the 1980’s, his mother (who grew up on the farm) decided to take over the farm. She’d never paid much attention to farming when her husband was alive, as she was busy raising the kids, and creating beautiful and inventive ceramic art. But after his death, she learned everything she needed to know about walnut farming and farmed the orchard for 20 years by herself with the help of a small staff.

Now in her seventies, she has just retired from farming and is busier than ever with her art-making, gardening, studying at the local community college, and swimming. A self-taught architect, she is also designing a new entrance way and a pool house for her home.

Most of her siblings have died, but their heirs feel strongly that it is time to sell the farm. She has made her peace with it and will still retain her beautiful home and the surrounding acreage.

I know my husband is deeply upset about the sale of the farm because he’s been very quiet and he sighs a lot ( a sign that he is full of worry or pain). Yesterday I asked what he was feeling and he said: "Overwhelmed. Y’know that sense of place thing."

These are like code words between us. This place means more to him than just about anything. He is rooted here like a big old oak tree. Losing the farm is like losing a limb. This farm IS who he is: creative, resourceful, reverent to the past, deeply connected to the place he is from.

I am very touched by his appreciation for the world his grandparents and parents created here: the houses and farm buildings his grandmother designed, his grandfather’s farm equipment, the John Deere tractors, and pick-up trucks. He loves the landscape – the orderly rows of trees in the orchards, the yellow Sierra foothills in the disance, the big, blue sky.  I know the next few months won’t be easy as the sale becomes a reality.

His sense of place in the world depends on this farm and it’s hard to say what will happen when it no longer belongs to his family.

I expect my husband to sigh a lot in the next few months. He’ll probably be pretty quiet as he mulls over this enormous change in his life. I’m hoping he’ll take the time to express his feelings to me. For one thing, I like to be clued in, but I also think it helps to let it out so it doesn’t burn you up inside.

POSTCARD FROM THE SLOPE_Mindlessness Meditation: Insomnia

by Nancy Graham
OTBKB Guest Writer
   
         

My daughter was squirming next to me and when I got back in bed after taking her to the bathroom, I couldn’t get comfortable.

Jack Mercer, as Popeye, was singing the Dredel Song in my head. 

I know that makes no sense but it really keeps you awake, let me tell you.

Then
it was the "Chewing Chewing All Day Long" song from Charlie and the
Chocolate Factory. Danny Elfman really has a way with an earworm.

So many positions to try, and none of them lead to sleep.

The eye and jaw muscles:  so tense and unforgiving!

Crickets.  Sure are loud, aren’t they?

The funny thing is, in the winter, when the crickets are dead, our baseboard heat sounds just like them. 

My husband set up his computer to beep every five seconds before he went to bed.  Wonder why he did that?

He
had something perilously close to a job interview yesterday. Please
cross your fingers, say prayers or throw pennies in fountains for him.
Not forgetting for a moment your internal chant of World Peace, of
course.

Having updated myself, however provisionally, on the
smear campaign against Cindy Sheehan, I’m going to go take a hot bath
with stories by Stephen Dixon.

There goes a garbage truck, accelerating up Pine Street, punctuated every five seconds by a beep. 

OK,
I’m going. But before I go I’ll just post here a word chosen at random
from Webster’s New World Dictionary. It would be better to choose at
random from Random House but I don’t have that one.

Leech 2 n.
[LME lyche, akin to ON lik Du lijk, boltrope IE base *leig-, to bind,
fasten L ligare, to tie] 1 the after edge of a fore-and-aft sail 2
either of the vertical edges of a square sail.

Sample:  Next week my husband and I celebrate nine years of marriage

POSTCARD FROM THE SLOPE_WELCOME TO BROOKLYN DUCKY

BalloonsMy sister, bro-in-law and Sonya (Ducky) arrive in New York City on August 28th. And so begins their life in Brooklyn togehter.

And Brooklyn awaits with open arms. There is Seventh Avenue to be strolled (and no $800 dollar stroller for Ducky. She’s got a very tasteful McClaren, thank you very much).

Prospect Park will be Sonya’s stomping ground. She may even take her first steps there. Wait’ll she sees the Third Street, Ninth Street, and Tot Spot Playgrounds. Life’s a playground, Ducky. there are swings to swing, slides to slide, sandboxes to dig in. Wait till you see.

And Ducky, who already shows an interest in music, will enjoy Music Together with Toby Williams, or the hipster alternative: Music for Aardvarks, where the family can learn songs like: I’M A CITY KID:  "Beep Beep, honk, honk, can you spare a dime. Have a bagel with schmear and see the Guggenheim…" and other Aardvark classics.

There are so many one-year-olds for Ducky to befriend. My sister’s building is crammed with kids as is the rest of the Slope. The drop-in center at Beth Elohim will be a great place to meet and greet the nabe.

When I close my eyes, I can see my  sister on the bench at Connecticutt Muffin with Ducky in her stroller. Ducky will sip from her cup – she’s was weaned early from the bottle at the orphanage – while my sister has her morning coffee with all the other new Slope moms.

There’s much for a one-year-old and her parents to do in Park Slope. Parks, playgrounds, parties, and playdates. Ducky, you’re not in Perm, Russia anymore. (And if you miss Russia, Brighton Beach is just a hop, skip, and a jump.) No worry: you’ve landed in the land of children, where you will be loved and adored by your devoted family of friends and neighbors.

Welcome to Park Slope!

POSTCARD FROM THE SLOPE_WRITER FRIEND

Ww_1My friend, Marian Fontana, whose firefighter  husband, Lt. Dave Fontana, died on 9/11, will be on the radio show, This American Life, on August 27th and 28th.

The show’s theme is: Not What I Signed Up for and Marian’s segment is devastating and incredible. Check local listings for when the show is on in your area. In New York, it will be on at 11 a.m. on WNYC-AM (820 on the AM dial) on Saturday and Sunday. You can listen to it on-line at WNYC.org.

Trust me, you won’t want to miss this.

Since 1998, Marian and I have been in a writer’s group together. Approximately 8 of us (the number varies) meet every Tuesday in a dance studio in Park Slope. We sit in a circle of chairs and read our work – poetry, fiction, screenplays, non-fiction – aloud. We then make gentle comments about one another’s work: we are always honest but in a very constructive way.

Afterwards, we usually go out to a local bar like Two Boots or Santa Fe and talk into the night. My husband calls our group "Writers and Drinkers" because I often come home with the smell of Margaritas on my breath.

Marian started writing "A Widow’s Walk: A memoir of 9/11,"  in 2002. Week after week she would bring pages to the writer’s group from her work-in-progress. Writing is never easy and writing a memoir about such a painful time is even worse. But she diligently wrote the book in a cubicle at the Brooklyn Writer’s Space on Garfield Place in Park Slope. Naturally, it took longer than she expected. "Reliving that year over and over was like a quiet torture." she told me.

Often in writer’s group, her words made us cry. Other times, her sharp and witty observations made us laugh. Marian is a fantastic mimic, and passages of the book are thick with perfectly rendered dialogue. Marian read her work to us with the skill of the actress she is, accents and all.

The book, which we were privileged to witness from inception to final draft, will be published on September 7, 2005. I feel very attached to the work as I’ve read through it a number of times. It’s like an old friend. And now the world will share in it too. It’s kind of a strange feeling.

Marian and I spoke a lot over the years about how difficult it is to write about one’s life, especially if the work is to be published for all to see. Marian was careful not to hurt the feelings of friends and family. But she was always unremittingly honest. "There were some friends who were scared to see themselves in print. It

POSTCARD FROM THE SLOPE_FREE SWIM

2cbw6475Another hot day in Tracy and we decided to see if the Days Inn would let us use their pool. Yesterday as we were driving away from the pool at the Phoenix Lodge (pictured to the left), we spotted a big pool with nice patio furniture and pristine white umbrellas at the nearby Days Inn. The clear blue water looked delicious; not a soul was swimming there.

I brought my daughter into the hotel lobby figuring that when they saw her – in her swimsuit and towel – they would be unable to resist.

Wrong. "We only let guests use the pool," the lady at the desk assured me.

When we got back in the car, my daughter said: "Let’s  go to the pool from yesterday." And that’s exactly what we did.

On the short drive over, I was just hoping that the guy from yesterday would be there and he’d let us swim again. I decided in the car that if he said no for any reason I’d offer to rent a room – the rooms were $49 dollars a night my husband noticed. That way, we’d have access to the pool until check-out time tomorrow.

But that wasn’t necessary. I walked into the office underneath the neon vacancy sign:  "Hi, we’re back. Can we please use your pool again?" I asked feeling like I was talking to an old friend. The man smiled and said, "Sure. Just don’t swim too long."

Bingo. I’m in love with this guy. The nicest guy in all of Tracy, California. He may be the front desk person at a slightly down-at-the-heels motel just off the freeway, but he’s my kind of guy: generous, easy going, and willing to let my little mermaid swim.

The Phoenix’s kidney shaped pool looked more beautiful than ever. The water glistened and glowed in the sun. The fake Mexican tiles on the edge looked positively tasteful. Even the dirty white plastic chairs were inviting.

My daughter jumped in – her own private pool right by the freeway. I cooled off in the pool too. And would you know it – I was able to put my right heel down for the first time since my calf injury two days ago. This pool has magic powers is what I was thinking.

When we left, I jotted down the address of the Phoenix Lodge down in my noteboo: 3511 North Tracy Boulevard, 95376 ((209) 835-1335).  I intend to write that man a note thanking him for sharing his underused pool on two hot August days. What’s more,  I plan to spread the word about the Phoenix Lodge: A nice inexpensive motel next to the freeway with an awesome little pool. But more importantly, the guy at the front desk is cool. He might even let you have a free swim.

ONLY THE BLOG KNOWS BROOKLYN RESTAURANTS_TV DINNER

by Cathy Hannan
OTBKB Guest Writer

Da Vincenzo
256 Prospect Park West
718-369-3590
Hours: Tuesday through Friday 5-10pm
Saturday and Sunday 2-10pm
Closed Mondays

Da Vincenzo is  a  new Italian restaurant at Prospect Park West and
Prospect Ave.  The menu seems promising: pastas, salads, a nice selection  of
appetizers and entrees, and a kids’ menu. Prices range from about $6 dollars for a salad to $22 dollars for a veal dish. There’s also nightly specials that the grandfatherly waiter had scribbled on a notepad. They’ve got a decent wine list, some at just $5 a glass, 6 beers on tap, about ten in bottles. No liquor.

Formerly a bakery, it just opened last week. As Regina  Bakery, this
was the place in the last scene of As Good as it Gets when Helen Hunt and
Jack Nicholson were on the street "looking for warm rolls" at 4am.

I really wanted to like this place! We need a nice Italian restaurant
over here. I think it has "Hit or Miss" syndrome like the Japanese, Thai,
Mexican  and Indian places on Prospect Park West. Some dishes are good,
some are awful, like you think maybe the cook is trying to weirdly Americanize
the cuisine and failing miserably. The Thai place down the street serves
its egg rolls with Kraft barbeque sauce…

The stuffed mushrooms were a little strange, they reminded me of a
Salisbury Steak TV dinner.  The delicious house special is Tubettuni Da Vincenzo:
small tube pasta with tomato sauce and eggplant, baked in a eggplant shell.
But the pesto pasta was inedible: overcooked, and flavorless. The
sirloin steak was nice– flavorful, cooked as ordered, served with simple
sides.

Overall, the portions are large and a good value. Desserts range from
fair to okay.

But they commit the ultimate restaurant ambiance sin: There’s a TV! I
could understand if there was a proper bar area,  but they don’t have one. 
Is it really necessary to watch sports above the bar? Are the neighborhood
guys really that reluctant  to talk to their wives during dinner? They were
playing some nice cheesy Italian rock music, so I suppose I should be
grateful that they at least had the television’s sound turned down.

The crowd is a  mix of young hipsters and older Windsor Terrace
couples. They have outdoor seating, when I went it was a beautiful cool night
and its very open, you can actually enjoy sitting outside.  Service is
attentive. I’m sure they’ll work some of the kinks out of the menu, once they’ve
been open a while longer.

POSTCARD FROM THE SLOPE_Swimming on the Freeway

Swimby Louise G. Crawford

August is hot in the Central Valley of California. Daily temperatures reach 95 or more. Unlike Brooklyn, though, it’s not very humid. Still it’s quite steamy outside in the middle of the day.

Unfortunately, the pool that we used to swim in on the farm is no longer ours to use. My mother-in-law is in the process of having a new one built — it should be done in time for next summer. Which means that my kids have nowhere to cool off in the mid-day sun.

So today we decided to take a trip to the town pool in Tracy because my daughter was desperate to go swimming. Desperate. She was ready to go in her striped tankini and flip flops just minutes after we announced the expedition.

Vroom, vroom, we zoomed into town. But sadly, the town pool was closed; open only on weekends now that California schools are in session.

Disappointment all around. But not for long. Determined New Yorkers, we decided to try to find a local motel or hotel that would allow us to use their pool. We frequently use the pool at the Mariott Hotel in downtown Brooklyn for summer dips. They’re happy to oblige for a small fee.

Easier said than done in Tracy, California. First we went to the old Tracy downtown where there used to be lots of 1960’s style motels with neon signs and kidney-shaped pools.  As a college kid, my husband used to take lonely color photographs of those motels – his stab at William Eggelston-style Americana.

Only one of those motels is still standing in Tracy and the pool was…dry.

Then we ventured to find the local Holiday Inn, Best Western, or Motel 6.  At the Holiday Inn, the woman at the desk suggested that I rent a room for $98 dollars. "It comes with a continental breakfast," she said enthusiastically. "But it’s against hotel policy to let non-guests use the pool."

Finally we spotted a tiny pool behind a chain-link fence near the freeway. I went into the office of the Phoenix Lodge and asked the man at the desk if it would be okay for my daughter to use the pool. "For a fee of course," I added. He thought for a moment and said "You can use it for free. Just keep an eye on your girl. There’s no life guard."

Woo hoo. We had our pool.

My husband and I sat at a white plastic table on white plastic chairs as my daughter swam and splashed in the small (occupancy 12) kidney-shaped pool with a view of the nearby freeway, a gas station, a tall palm tree, and an In and Out Burger across the street.

No problem for my daughter, who swam joyously for over an hour. I even took a dip, which was very therapeutic for my strained calf muscle. My husband didn’t go in. He thought it too funny, too strange to be using a motel pool next to a freeway exit in his hometown.

Too strange.

POSTCARD FROM THE SLOPE_Wassup with the Armory?

Armoryby Cathy Hannan
OTBKB Guest Writer

I keep wondering if the Park Slope Armory renovation at Eighth Avenue between 14th  and 15th Streets is having any impact on housing prices nearby. I’ve looked at some places close to it (one even right across 8th Avenue from the armory), and no brokers have mentioned it.

Is it just too soon? I hope that Ratner’s Sportsplex construction hasn’t changed anything regarding the Armory.  Same goes
fo NYC not getting the Olympics.

After an announcement almost 14 months ago, very little renovation work seems to be going on.  Borough Prez Marty Markovitz made a big deal at the beginning of July 2004 about the $16 million, two year renovation that would turn the nearly empty Armory into a "world class sports center".

Today all the progress that seems to have been made is that the scaffolding is gone and some roof drainage is in place. I’ve heard that work is being done on the interior but it looks pretty quiet, and peeking in the windows on 15th street doesn’t reveal anything other than a big
open empty space.

According to Ann Schaeltzel, legislative aide for Assemblyman Jim Brennan, Take the Field, the organization in charge of the project, expects to begin work in October 2005. The reason for the delay is that before permits are issued, Take the Field must submit an environmental
assessment, which includes a traffic study. The City requires that the traffic be
study to be conducted when school is in session, so it’s expected that the traffic study will done the second week in September and the Environmental Assessment  will likely be completed by late September.

Once work plans are in place,  Assemblymember Brennan plans to host,
along with Councilmember Bill de Blasio, an informational community meeting so neighbors can be up-to-date on the progress and plans for the sports facility at the Armory. Nothing is scheduled as of today, but hopefully by early fall they’ll be able to tell us if completion in 2006 is realistic.

I hope so. How great to be able to take yoga classes, play some hoops and maybe volunteer right in the neighborhood!

Armory photo by Cathy Hannan

Cathy Hannan has a blog called Lost and Frowned where you can find out about her Found Slide Foundation and watch a 24-hour webcam of her cat. Her slides will be part of the Howl Festival on Saturday August 27th at the Bowery Poetry Club.

POSTCARD FROM THE SLOPE_Brooklyn Tour Guide in San Francisco

by Louise G. Crawford

San Francisco will always be my second favorite city, after Brooklyn of course. We spent the weekend at the Nob Hill Hotel, a small, boutique hotel on Hyde Street near downtown. Decked out in French boudoir style – the hotel is a lot more modest than the name suggests. But it was clean, the friendly staff was helpful, and the guests were a nice bunch of European travelers. Continental breakfast in the small restaurant downstairs was a convivial affair with Costco muffins, weird bagels, and decent coffee.

My mother flew in from New York to spend the weekend with me and my kids. My husband was off at the Monterey Historics, an annual race of historic cars at Laguna Seca Race Track. So it was up to me, Brooklyn-girl,  to show my mother San Francisco. And I must say I’ve become a pretty good tour guide.

After years of visiting San Francisco, I know all the cool spots to take tourists. And I deserve a medal for finding activities to satisfy an 8-year-old, a 14-year-old, and an 78-year old.  Not the easiest task.

First and foremost I wanted to give her views: Nob Hill, Lombard Street, and Coit Tower. Art: The Museum of Modern Art. Sights: Fisherman’s Wharf, the Tall Ship Balcutha, the Museum Mechanique, the Metreon. History: the Palace Hotel and the Ferry Building.  Fun: A cable car ride up California Street.

We didn’t do Pacific Heights, North Beach (City Lights Bookstore), or Haight Ashbury. But I think she had fun. And we did find some tasty food and California wine at Maxfields in the Palace Hotel, the Hyde Street Bistro, Tai Chi (my sister-in-law’s favorite nabe Chinese place on Polk Street), Dungeness Crab and Corn Chowder at the Mermaid Grill, and Asian noodle soup in the great food court in the Metreon.

For me, the fun of San Francisco is walking the hilly streets, the light, the views, the architecture, observing the locals, poking into fun shops, plugging in at Internet cafes and browsing in bookshops. I didn’t get to do too much of that this time around – busy tour guide me – but I did find a perfect little cafe on Sutter Street for eavesdropping and e-mailing.

Back on the farm, I am invalid girl with a strained calf muscle. We’re off to the town pool for a swim and a therapeutic soak. It’s so gorgeous out here – I am staring at a voluptuous rose bush, walnut trees, a big blue sky and Mount Osso in the distance. Couldn’t be farther from the Nob Hill Hotel (or Park Slope for that matter) – but California is full of wonderful contrasts.

POSTCARD FROM THE SLOPE_Something About California

Me_1by Louise G. Crawford

Funny thing. I often get a toothache or some other kind of physical ailment when I am in California. I’m not sure why. Maybe being on an airplane does something to my teeth or my ailments are stress-related (not that being out here is stressful or anything). 

Sometimes I arrive with the pain. Other times, it develops while I’m here.

In 2001, I arrived just days after my first root canal. My mouth was throbbing and I was downing pain killers like chewing gum. After a week or so the pain went away, and I was much more fun to be around.

In 2003, we were driving around Oakland, California when I began to feel pain in my mouth. The next morning I woke up with a raging toothache. The pain was so excruciating that I went to see my mother-in-law’s dentist in Tracy. He couldn’t find anything wrong but he agreed to prescribe painkillers and suggested I see an endontist in Modesto.

The next afternoon, we took the freeway to Modesto, home of Chandra Levy and Laci Perterson, and arrived at the endontist’s office just as a blackout was descending on the Mid-West and the East.  "You may want to see what’s going on in the New York," the nurse said when she found out we were New Yorkers. She sat me in the dentist’s chair and turned on the television.

It was frightening to see images of New Yorkers trapped in subways and walking across the Brooklyn Bridge, images eerily reminiscent of 9/11. I had simultaneous feelings of relief and regret that I wasn’t in my city during this latest crisis.

Then the endontist, who was planning a trip to New York, took a look inside my mouth. He banged around with a wooden stick and did an ice test to determine what was wrong with my tooth.

"Root Canal. You’re going to need one," he said confirming my worst fears.  "I can’t start on it on until Monday. Do you think you can make it through the weekend?"

"Uh uh,"  I mumbled while he continued to look inside mouth. I figured I had enough painkillers to get me through the weekend if the pain got really bad. "You can call me anytime," the endontist promised. "I or one of my partners can perform an emergency root canal if necessary."

On the ride home I tried to reach relatives in friends in New York to see how they were doing. Our neighbors on Third Street were having a big potluck BBQ, emptying their refrigerators so the food wouldn’t spoil. My sister and brother-in-law were hunting around for a battery operated radio, my mother was safe Manhattan, and my father and stepmother were coping near Saratoga. Everyone was fine.

I, on the other hand, had a throbbing tooth, the endontist’s telephone number, and hopefully enough painkillers to get me through.

During the weekend, I went with the kids to San Francisco. We did museums, some shopping, cable cars, and other sights. On Saturday I felt fine. But on Sunday I woke up looking like a chipmunk because my cheek was so swollen. I was the classic cartoon version of a person with a toothache. I was popping painkilers every two hours and sipping iced drinks all day feeling relief only when ice was on the tooth. I kept calling the Modesto endontist’s service but no-one got back to me.

I wanted to cry the pain was so bad. Eventually, we returned to Tracy and I took to my bed, writhing and waiting for the morning to arrive.

When I woke up the next morning my cheek was so swollen I couldn’t feel a thing – swelling is nature’s way of saying I’m sorry. I wore sunglasses and a wide brimmed hat tilted so that my cheek wasn’t exposed. My husband took a picture of me when we arrived at the dentist’s in Modesto. Believe it or not, I wanted a picture of this.

The endontist and the nurse talked about their golf game throughout the root canal. But I could care less. The procedure was painless and quick – there wasn’t much feeling left in the tooth.

When they were done, I returned the hat to my head, covered my eyes with dark glasses:  "the movie star from New York look"  and paid the bill (much cheaper than a root canal in Manhattan I noted).

On the way home, my husband and I jokingly decided to do all our dental work in California. "Hey, it’s cheaper to fly out here and go to Modesto for dental work than to do it on West 57th Street."

On subsequent trips to California there have been other toothaches, and last winter an earache had me feeling so dizzy I felt like I was on a sailboat in a stormy sea everytime I walked from one room to another.

And this morning, I heard the phone ring and started to skip toward the kitchen when I felt a spasm in my calf. When it was over, it was too painful to put my right heel down. My muscles was either torn or strained. In either case, it meant pain and difficult walking.

I limped into the bedroom and called my personal trainer in New York who knows a great deal about these sorts of things. "R.I.C.E. Rest, ice, compress, elevate," she said with certainty after I told her about my injury. "And don’t walk on it for a while." She later sent me pictures of ligaments by email.

I lay in bed or on a lawn chair most of the day with my leg propped up on pillows. My husband made a make-shift Ace bandage and kept me in ice packs all day. I can only walk wearing high heeled sandals.

It wasn’t such a bad day afterall. My husband waitied on me hand and foot. I finally finished "Bel Canto" by Anne Patchett, a fabulous book, and I went for a ride in the orange Porsche at twilight, a nice little break from the invalid’s life.

POSTCARD FROM THE SLOPE_BLOCK PARTY GRIPES

Grafby Cathy Hannan
OTBKB Guest Blogger

Everyone hates parades: they screw up traffic, they leave a huge mess, and really, they’re just not that fun. I think the same thing goes for block parties. What is it about Brooklynites loving their block parties? Is it really that exciting to be able to stand in the middle of your street and drink a beer and grill a hotdog?

My Park Slope (vicinity) block had one last weekend. They put up signs, which said that the police would be towing cars…wha-huh? Can they do that? I don’t have a car, but let’s say I did and I didn

POSTCARD FROM THE SLOPE_NEWS FROM WISCONSIN

Tirefire6by Steve, b61 Productions

Last month I received this email from my parents:

"Check out Wisconsin news. . . The old tire recycling plant is on fire. . . It looked just like the pictures from Iraq with an oil line fire. . . The drought is a concern. Another concern is ground water contamination. . . So far we are fine and have some real excitement."

The story made international news the first day. But the 400,000 tires–piled 35 feet high–burned for six days. If not for a space-age cooling agent shipped in from Georgia it would have likely burned for another week at least. More than 100 fire departments responded with 14 million gallons of water before the fire was extinguished.

Watertown Tire Recycling LLC had been reduced to a thick, black plume of smoke that choked a town of 20,000. For years neighbors had complained that the pile of tires was not only a blight on the rural area, but also a tinder box. The State Department of Natural Resources had been unsuccessful in persuading the owner, Thomas Springer, to comply with his permit for only 200,000 tires.

There are tremendous amounts of used tires that need to be recycled. And the State feared steep fines would bankrupt an especially prodigious gatherer of used tires–Springer continued to collect tires even while the fire raged.

Many of the pre-fire complaints were submitted to the Watertown Daily Times’ "Voice of the People." The aftermath was also discussed there. Predictably, most letters took the form of "We told you so." To which the following is an unedited response:

To the Editor, Daily Times:

First of all I would wish all the criticism would stop. My fianc

POSTCARD FROM THE SLOPE_Embarrassed in the Slope

Paveby L. Tucker

I’m walking down Seventh Avenue maybe five years ago. I’ve always got time to kill, between leaving work at 5:30 and writer’s group at 8 p.m. 

June is a nice time to explore the neighborhood. I decide to do some window-shopping.

I’m a couple of blocks from the Dance Studio on Union Street where we usually meet. But we’re not meeting there tonight because of the heat. Instead we’re meeting at air conditioned Ozzie’s on Lincoln Place. I’m enjoying the walk, but something doesn’t feel right.

Something around the hip area.

What panties did I put on this morning? Then I realize the danger I am in.  They’re the Gap panties that look deceptively brand new, the ones with the stretched out elastic.

I wonder if I can get to the Dance Studio without my underwear falling off. I’ve got two and a half blocks to go. My long, black skirt has a very high slit in the back. Not good.

I try walking fast, carefully. But it doesn’t stop the ribbon slide down my thighs.

I can’t just let my underwear fall down right on Seventh Avenue. I go slow trying to balance speed and agility. Finally I make the turn onto Union. My underwear is just above my knees as I
scoot as quickly as I can to 808 Union, where I ring the bell, go upstairs to the Dance Studio and adjust
my underwear as much as I can in a semi-private place. I tightly run into the bathroom and remove my panties.
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Quietly
and murmuring pleasantries, I leave the Dance Studio deciding to go
straight to Ozzie’s, so as not to get into any more trouble. Just a few steps away, I discover a $5 dollar bill wadded up and a little torn on the ground. Today is my lucky day. I  order a latte.

At writer’s group, we eat cake and drink coffee as we read our work. Toward the end, I feel a  distinct rumbling in my stomach. "Do you want us to walk you to the subway?" Louise asks. "No thanks," I say, hurrying them off. I need to use the ladies room before going back to the city.

It’s a unisex one. It could be cleaner but isn’t the worst I’ve seen. I reach for the toilet tissue – tissue, I discover. There is one square. Damn. Now I wish I hadn’t sent Louise off. I’m checking my bag for any kind of tissue. Naturally there’s nothing.  I
use every inch of that square as efficiently as I can and I must say
that I’m actually pretty proud of what I was able to do with that
square.


In
the attempt not to tempt fate any more than I have to, I decide against the $1.50  subway ride home, opting instead for an expensive cab.


I think about writing a letter to the Gap. I mean, I like their jean jackets and all, but can they please make a decent pair of panties: the kind with waistbands that last as long as the panties themselves.

 

POSTCARD FROM THE SLOPE_MEMORY CAR

6928584lby Louise Crawford

Yesterday my husband and I drove his mother’s old diesel Mercedes up to Sonora, an old gold mining town in the Sierra foothills. We were on mission to pick up the orange Porsche 914/6 he inherited from his uncle who died in 2002.

More than 2 years ago, my husband delivered his sports car to the garage of a world famous Porsche race car driver and mechanic. And it’s been in rehab ever since.   Prior to 2002, the car spent more than 18 years in a barn and was covered in mud, bird poop and the exhaust of bats (pictured to the left: the car after it was initially cleaned up).

We were pleased to see that this man was able to bring the car back from oblivion. He even had it painted the original bright pumpkin orange– OMIGOD ORANGE. You can’t miss it.

I couldn’t believe my eyes. The car was such a mess the last I saw it. Truth be told, I was pretty furious that he wanted to spend so much money repairing a car he would rarely use. But I knew it was  full of emotional value;  it was important, in memory of his uncle, that the car be restored to its former glory.

Seeing that bright orange car glowing in the sun, I understood why it meant so much to my husband. For the moment, I was even able to overlook the outrageous amount of money we’d spent to fix up the thing.

Truly, the  car is a thing of beauty: A work of art to behold and drive in with the top down.

I followed behind the orange Porsche in his mother’s sluggish Mercedes. My husband looked so happy driving the car down Route 49 to Tracy – even if it still made some funny noises and the carburetor sputtered a bit. It was a momentous day, really. A day for celebrating the car and the man who used to own it.

THE GREAT OFFICIAL SUBWAY MUSICAL

Paul Leschen, OTBKB-Restaurants’ very own food writer, is musical director of The Official Subway Musical now playing as part of FringeNYC 2005. The composer, Debra Barsha, is a beloved music teacher at Park Slope’s Berkeley Carroll School. The following is a review by John Samuel Jordan, which I  found on the web.

Get your tokens (or Metrocards) now for this fast-paced, riotous ride through
the New York City subway system. Victor Verhaeghe (book,  lyrics, music)
and Debra Barsha (music) have put together a very, very funny, short one-act
musical entitled The Great Official Subway Musical. I must also give note
to Ira Gasman, who wrote the lyrics for the opening number entitled