TALES FROM DUCKYLAND

The news from Duckyland. Diaper Diva bought Ducky a pair of ultra cool bikini underpants with a green camouflage pattern and pink lace.

"I heard from the babysitters in my building that the best way to toilet train a baby is to put them in underpants. They won’t want to mess them up."

As DD was paying the cashier at Lolli’s, she caught sight of the colorful Baby Bjorn potties on a high shelf. "Maybe I should get her a potty. They say it’s a good idea to have one around."

Before you can say poop, Diaper Diva is deciding what color potty she wants to buy. "Do you think I’m being crazy," she asked me. "Do ya?"

Everyone is in a rush to toilet train their babies. Changing diapers gets old pretty fast. You can’t blame DD for wanting to move things a long. A little more quickly.

When Diaper Diva got home, she nonchalantly left the bright yellow Bjorn potty in the bathroom. She claims that Ducky actually sat on it. Once. But it did make a great hat. She put it on her head, and did all kinds of tricks with it.

It’s not getting much use right now as a potty – but it’s a terrific toy. As for the stylish bikini panties – I’m not sure if she’s tried those on. Well, my best guess is yes — Ducky has probably tried them on. OSFO got a pair too. They are just so so cool.

Camouflage undies. What will they think of next?