I saw this yesterday on Park Slope Parents. I don’t think the PSP poster will be too upset if I share this with the world. I have not reproduced this person’s name to protect his or her anonymity.

Hat Schmat
that’s all I have to say about this absolutely ridiculous topic.
signed, X (name protected) whose son wears boy’s shoes and boy’s clothes and wouldn’t be caught dead in a tutu unless it was covered in
cheerios and dipped in applesauce.