Yes, says me, they’re our kind of celebs. Smart, interesting, in good movies, a little bit indie a little bit Hollywood. Edgy. They’ll fit right into the celeb community in Park Slope. They’ll be very comfortable here. No one will bother them. We’re very protective of our celebs.

According to Brooklyn Record, Maggie Gyllenhaal and fiance Peter Sarsgaard are looking to move to Park Slope. They’ve even got the address AND the listing. Leave it to Mr. Brownstoner.