My birthday is just around the corner. Here are some ideas for those who are trying to decide what to get me (you know who you are):
1. A perfect watch. Very water-proof. Beautifully designed. Easy to read. Preferably with an underwater or night light. (I don’t have one in mind but Swiss Army is a good brand).
2. An iPod. But that’s not all. Please set it up for me (you know who you are) and put some music on it. You can start with Sufijan Stevens "Illinoise."
3. The Complete New Yorker. That’s every Page of every Issue on 8 DVD-ROMS with a companion book of highlights. That’s 4,109 Issues. Half a million pages. WOW.
The best way to get lots of great presents is to let everyone who sees you know when your birthday is. But who wants to tell them? The easier way is just to advertise it! Your friends and family will see it and know when to be extra nice. And here is a great way to do just that:
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