They are oh-so-serious at Club Loco about not letting adults, especially parents, into the well-supervised shows at Old First Church on Seventh Avenue at Carroll Street.

Wouldn’t you know — Smartmom wanted to be a fly on the wall. She wanted to see how many people had gathered at Old First Church  for the second teen-only music event.

The bouncer asked for my I.D. Then he realized his mistake. I was told no adults allowed.

I knew that. I was so busted. But, but, but: I just want to see my son’s band. Plus he’s part of the organizing committee of these  events (and I’m just a proud mom).

Really, I was just curious. And you know what happened to that cat. I got to eavesdrop on the concert for like five minutes and then I had to go.

They had a big crowd and I bet the music by Dulaney Banks, Cool and Unusual, and The Floor is Lava! sounded great.

I wouldn’t know.  Next event for teens only: MARCH 24th. 7:30 p.m. High School I.D. required for entry.