Brooklyn Bitch, the writer behind Brooklyn Nester, is girl after my own heart. She writes today about CLEANING HER BEDROOM.

Nesters, today is a difficult day. Today begins the horrible, horrible task of launching the The Brooklyn Project.

Today Brooklyn Bitch motivates to take on the war zone that is my bedroom.

With this wretched, awful, and fuckin’ disgusting task, begins the 5 stages of death as we know them here at The Brooklyn Nester: