Some more outrageous racial humor from The Blog That Must Not Be Named. This time BN writes funny about the IKEA opening in Red Hook.

Gawker gawked about this post on Tuesday. I’m sure there were plenty of comments.

The first-ever IKEA store is opening in the borough of Brooklyn tomorrow, a development which has the local media all atwitter. Close to 40 people have lined up for the chance to be the first ones in the rapidly gentrifying Red Hook neighborhood to buy mass-produced Swedish furniture. To celebrate the occasion, the gruff and hilarious Park Slope guy who goes by the name of Blognigger (just to make you uncomfortable) has posted his own Onion-esque take: “Red Hook Blacks Line Up to Rob First 100 IKEA Customers.” But he doesn’t forget to make the scheduled robberies a multicultural endeavor for the Curbed.com-reading gentrifiers themselves, too

Slow news week and the IKEA opening is the talk of the town.