Subway Upgrade
Each day I take the F train
From Park Slope to the City;
The slow, jammed cars all make
A picture far from pretty.
The floors are heaped with gum,
The stickiness preserved,
And etches cloud the windows.
The "F" is wholly deserved.
I think I'll move to Bed-Stuy
For the sake of transit aid;
It's serviced by the A train–
Who'd ask for a better grade?