WHOLE MESS IN ONE
Tiger, Tiger, burning bright,
Wife unhinged throughout the night,
Scratched his face and left a scar,
Took a golf club to his car.
Blondes are funny in their way,
Fail to understand man's play;
Next time, Tiger, if you stray,
Make it on the links fairway.
Drop the golfing lessons too,
She may putt you to Peru;
Stay away from swingers' bar–
Wives consider that sub-par.