The Thumbs of Somes
In shop class many years ago
The teacher marked me F
Insisting my coordination
Was just like being touch-deaf
“All thumbs,” said Mr. Flamenbaum,
“A kluztnik through and through,”
And sadly I agreed with him,
For it was wholly true.
No more, though I haven’t made advances
With hands or fingers these days.
But in the golden age of Tweeting,
“All thumbs” has become high praise.