Prospect Park Vs. Central Park

In the NY Times Metropolitan section today, a little sparring match over the merits of Central Park vs. Prospect Park. Here is Jim Rasenberger on Central Park:

I admit I was surprised when the idea of a friendly joust over the respective merits of Central Park and Prospect Park was first proposed to us. It had never occurred to me that anyone seriously considered the two parks comparable. I have nothing against Prospect Park. I have actually been to Prospect Park. It is, as I recall, in Brooklyn. I am sure that if I found myself near it again and had nothing better to do, I would be happy to watch the grass grow, or whatever it is people do there. But seriously. I look forward to sharing with you why Central Park is not only the most visited, most famous, most beloved, but also — wait, I’m going to need the caps lock button for this — THE GREATEST URBAN PARK ON EARTH.

And on Prospect Park, here is Elizabeth Giddens:

I’m sure Frederick Law Olmsted and Calvert Vaux, the architects of both these parks, would be surprised by your surprise, as Prospect was their clear favorite. It’s widely understood among landscape architects that Central Park was a mere practice run, and Prospect Park the true masterpiece — like God making man before woman.

I didn’t know Manhattanites actually used Central Park. It’s a wonder you’re even able to, since it’s so entirely overrun by tourists. Though I did once ford a treacherous river of Lycra-clad bikers to find a small flat spot of grass where Upper East Siders sardine together in search of the perfect tan. Ah, park as annex to gym and tanning salon! Inspired!

Consider, by way of contrast, our Long Meadow: the pastoral ideal at its finest, with undulating hills dotted with ancient trees, among which a diverse array of humanity frolics with happy abandon. The difference between our parks is that mine is full of New Yorkers in their own gorgeous backyard, and yours is full of suburbanites snapping pictures out of pedicabs.

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  1. Over my 6 years of living in Park Slope, and writing on this blog, and then on my own blog, I have been very critical of this enclave of sexless, stroller-jockeying Stepford Parents, and the narcissistic, non-empathic kids they are breeding. So, naturally, people have often suggested that if I didn’t like it, I shouldn’t live here, somewhat in the same tone that George Bush said “You’re either with us or with the terrorists.”
    So, since it’s obviously not the people in PS keeping me in this part of New York City, why do I live here? Yep. It’s Prospect Park! I lived right near Central Park for 25 years, and used the park regularly, and there is no comparison. Prospect Park is a pristine paradise compared to Central Park. The lushness of it even elevates and freshens the air in the surrounding streets.
    And the lack of tourists? Well, Jim Rasenberger must be the only New Yorker who thinks that is a drawback. His reasons for preferring CP basically seems to come down to that more people go there and it’s more famous. Well, maybe that’s because it’s in Manhattan, and because it’s more like an amusement park than a landscaping masterpiece.
    Yes, I must agree with everything Elizabeth Giddens says, including her observation on God’s practice run with men before he made women.
    Peter Loffredo
    http://fullpermissionliving.blogspot.com/

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