The Last Line: Toibin

“She has gone back to Brooklyn,” her mother would say. And, as the train rolled past Macmine Bridge on its way towards Wexford, Eilis imagined the years ahead, when these words would come to mean less and less to the man who heard them and would come to mean more and more to herself. She almost smiled at the thought of it, then closed her eyes and tried to imagine nothing more.”

From Brooklyn by Colm Toibin

Crazy Low Prices at Petit Bateau Sample Sale

Have you seen the new Petit Bateau pop-up shop in Park Slope? It is located in the storefront that was Living on Seventh (between 3rd and 4th Streets on Seventh Avenue) and is essentially, a one-month (or while the supply lasts) sample sale with onesies, shirts, striped French sailor shirts (which I just LOVE), undies, skirts, dresses, hoodies, socks and more in  newborn to 18 year-old sizes. While the shop mostly carries children’s sizes, the teenage sizes fit some adults. The Petit Bateau line is gorgeous and well-made and everything in there is half price.

Go for it!

Opens Dec 5: A Collection of Inevitable Objects at Littlefield

On Sunday, December 5th at 6PM, an art show called Serious Whimsey: A Collection of Inevitable Objects opens at Littlefield, a music club located at 622 Degraw Street between Fourth and Third Avenues in the Park Slope/Gowanus neighborhood with an opening reception (that usually means white wine and snacks and lots of people).

The artists in the show are:  Gail Rothschild, Justin Gignac, Kit Warren, Lisanne McTernan, Mark DiBattista, Stephanie Homa, and Sztuka Fabryka at

I know Kit Warren and Lisanne McTernan (Found in Brooklyn) and I am excited to see the other artist’s work represented in this show.

Dec 12: A Micronation for Artistic Expression in Sunset Park

The Masters of Fine Arts (MFA) candidates at Brooklyn College’s Art and Performance & Interactive Media Arts (PIMA) have created a collaborative work. In doing so they have declared a temporary independent micronation, which will be on view on December 12th in Sunset Park, Brooklyn.

This micronation has dual goals: first, to integrate art into all aspects of daily life, and second, to achieve statehood. In other words: all functions of the state are opportunities for artistic expression.

So what is a micronation and what exactly are these graduate students up to?

According to the group’s press release: “Micronations have a strong place in global history. Some are theoretical experiments in statehood, some are born out of frustration or discontent, while others are played for laughs: enormous, time consuming, intricate jokes, usually made at the creator’s own expense.

The following are examples of micronation trailblazers:

–Prince Leonard’s Hutt River Province (which seceded from Australia in 1970),

–the infamous Sealand (perched on a crumbling former anti-aircraft tower in
Britain’s North Sea).

–Westarctica (recipient of five Norton Awards for Micronational Excellence)

–The Kingdom of North Dumpling Island (which signed a nonaggression, mutual-defense pact with then-president George Bush Sr. in 1992).

Frankly, I don’t know much about micronations but I’m intrigued. Brooklyn College MFA micronation will be housed at Marian Spore: 55 33rd Street on the fourth Floor, Industry City (Sunset Park), Brooklyn. The micronation will only be open for visits on Sunday, December 12, from 4 – 6 PM. Admission price is the donation of a canned good, or the presentation of a gift.

Intrigued? Then you should go see what this is all about.

OTBKB’s Weekend List: It’s Friday!

Hey guys, TGIF and there’s a busy weekend ahead. Here’s what I’m thinking. Part of me wants to run out NOW to catch Black Swan, the new Darren Aronofsky movie with Natalie Portman but it’s not playing nearby (you gotta go to Chelsea and Union Square). Tonight I’d bet money that BAM has the best show in town with Red, Hot and New Orleans featuring Irma Thomas! Dr. John! Ivan Neville!  Tomorrow for dang sure I’m going to stop in at the PS 321 Holiday Craft Fair to buy a scarf for my mother-in-law from that wonderful scarf guy. Saturday evening at Barbes there’s a screening of Soul Power, a doc about the Ali/Foreman fight in Zaire in 1974 (read more below). And on Sunday I am going to the 440 Gallery at 4:40 PM to hear my friend Rosemary Moore and her sister Honor Moore read their fiction. Click on read more to see the whole list with all the details you really need like time and links and more.

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OTBKB Music: Steve Wynn & The Miracle 3

The first record in five years by Steve Wynn (who is not the guy who owns hotels, he ‘s a musician based in New York City) with his main band The Miracle 3, was issued last week.  It’s titled Northern Aggression, and in my opinion, it’s one of the best records of 2010 (yes, I’m already working on my best of 2010 list).  The first song on that album is titled Resolution and  it has a creative video made up of vintage B&W old movie clips.  You can see it at Now I’ve Heard Everything by clicking here.

–Eliot Wagner

Reid Introduces Fifth Version of the DREAM Act

Yesterday Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid and the Democrats  introduced the fifth different version of the  DREAM Act this year. This revision of the controversial legislation would offer legalized citizenship to immigrants who were brought to this country before the age of 16, who go college or serve in the United States military for at least two years.

My neighbor, a principal at a NYC public high school, feels passionately about The DREAM Act. She sent me this letter the last time the DREAM Act was voted on in the Senate.

As you know, I feel very passionately about improving the lives of immigrant students through education. It is possible that after years of stalling, the Dream Act, which would open a pathway to citizenship for undocumented students who graduate from college.

Please make it possible for students like Angel, who was brought to the US at age ten by his parents, to live up to their potential and contribute to our society.  In bald terms, taxpayers spent close to 100K on his education and society is not reaping his potential.  In human terms, Angel’s story is a painful reminder of what can happen to undocumented students. Angel graduated from Brooklyn International High School a number of years ago, scraped together the means to attend and graduate from Hunter College. This in and of itself is an extraordinary accomplishment given the statistic that fewer than five out of one hundred Latinos graduate from college.  Angel was offered a position at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on the strength of his work as an intern there, which he could not accept, because he was undocumented.  Angel now sells flowers by day in midtown Manhattan and delivers take-out Chinese dinners in Park Slope by night.

When Angel came to me years ago to say he didn’t think going to college would be worth it, I told him about the Dream Act. I told him it would be a gamble, but if it never got passed, noone could ever take his education away from him and he would serve as a powerful example to his community and future children.

Let’s just say, my heart breaks every time I bump into Angel on his delivery bike.  Please, for his sake, and for the sake of all the Angels out there all over the US, please take a moment out of your busy lives to insure that we tap into the potential and hold out hope for the students who really do believe in and work for the promise of the American Dream with an ardent fervor even as many of our children, who have the birthright of American citizenship purely by chance, take for granted.

Juan Pinto: Metro Card Mona Lisa

Artist Juan Carlos Pinto used Metrocards to create his Mona Lisa. His work is currently on display at the DIS Micro Gallery in Dumbo (147 Front Street) in “The Artwork of Juan Carlos Pinto: Recycle  and Recreate.”

Born in Guatamala, Pinto turns discarded Metrocards into pictures and messages. “The idea of using these non-biodegradable cards is to reinforce recycling and prolonging its use indefinitely while providing the artist with a source free material. It is also a way of reminding us about the danger this material can cause if left to seep into the earth,” writes Pinto about his work.

Photography  by Tom Martinez

OTBKB’s Weekend List: Thursday – Sunday

Hey guys, it’s a busy weekend with a lot of interesting stuff to do. Here’s what I’d do: Red, Hot and New Orleans with Irma Thomas! Dr. John! Ivan Neville! at BAM sounds awesome. Tiny Furniture and Burlesque sound intriguing. And what about Unstoppable? The PS 321 Holiday Fair is always fun (I am so there).  Oh yeah and on Sunday at 4:40 at the 440 Gallery my friend Rosemary Moore and her sister Honor Moore will be reading from their fiction. Keep checking back because I will be adding things to this list all weekend. Click on read more to see the whole list.

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Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal Romancing in the Slope

Dear Taylor and Jake:

I’m so happy to hear that, according to many gossip magazines and blogs, you’re falling in love in Park Slope. It was fun to see a picture of the two of you on Fifth Avenue on the cover of US Magazine. You both looked super happy: Taylor was holding a Gorilla Coffee coffee cup and Jake had a Union Market shopping bag. I’ll spare you the details of last year’s employee walk-out at Gorilla Coffee.

It’s so much more fun to read about the two of you than Prince William, Kate Middleton, Brad and Angelina, who never come to Park Slope.

Park Slope is a great place to be a celebrity. We never bother our movie stars, acclaimed authors, artists and other notables when they walk down the street. It’s only our politicians that we feel free to engage with when we see them around.  Just yesterday I saw John Turturro near Connecticut Muffin and I didn’t make a peep. He just blends in with the scenery around here as does Steve Buscemi, John Hodgman, Paul Auster, Maggie Gyllenhaal (who I saw once on Bergen Street), Peter Sarsgaard and the others.

Hope the romance continues to blossom in the Slope.

Best from OTBKB

The photo above is not from the US Magazine story; it’s a photo by Citadel Radio on Celebridoodle

Bagels Arrested at AIDS Day Protest at Grand Army Plaza

Nine activists dressed as giant bagels (and donuts and coffee cups) were arrested yesterday as they picketed outside Mayor Bloomberg’s World AIDS Day “Bagel Breakfast” at the Central Branch of the Brooklyn Public Library at Grand Army Plaze. According to a Housing Works organizers: “For three years the mayor has committed to combating AIDS at his Bagel Breakfast, then a month later proposed devastating cuts to AIDS housing, transportation or other services. He also influenced Gov. Paterson to veto the popular 30 percent rent cap AIDS housing bill.” The nine in costumes, who laid down in the street in Grand Army Plaza disrupting traffic, were later released from the 78th precinct.

“Those of us with HIV stand in solidarity, without shame, and invite all New Yorkers to join today and every day in the fight against AIDS,” said Charles King, pres. and CEO, Housing Works in an email.

Organizers from Housing Works — which fights homelessness and AIDS — came up with this inventive protest, which included people dressed as bagels, bananas and coffee cups.

Tonight: World AIDS Day at Park Slope Roman Catholic Church

Tonight as part of World AIDS Day,  there will be an interfaith prayer service at St. Augustine’s Roman Catholic Church in Park Slope. This is the fourth year that the  GLBTS (Gay, Lesbian, Bi-sexual, Transgender and Straight) Ministry of St. Augustine’s seeks to call attention to the ongoing AIDS epidemic.

During the weeks leading up to December 1st , a row of red ribbons (pictured above) are affixed to the church fence serving as a dramatic and hopeful reminder of the continuing need for leadership in the fight against the AIDS and HIV.

If you wish to help remember a loved one, you must provide the name(s) of the person(s) to staugustinegay(at)gmail(dot)com or leave the information in the Rectory’s mail slot in an envelope marked “Ribbon Project.” Names inscribed on the ribbons will be read aloud at the World AIDS Day Service on December 1st.

At this event, there will be music by Ann Beirne and speakers including, Council Member Brad Lander of the 39th Council District. One church member will be bringing latkes (because the event falls on the first day of Hannukah). A reception will follow.

Feast: Food as Metaphor, Motif and Mnemonics on Dec 16

Are you hungry for some stir fried fiction, fresh baked poetry and deep dish prose? On Thursday, December 16 at 8PM Brooklyn Reading Works at the Old Stone House presents a  succulent bounty from writers who use food as metaphor, motif and mnemonics of meaning. Bring an appetite for good writing and real snacks by Chef Ame Gilbert, who will prepare tasty treats for you to enjoy.

This BRW event is a benefit for the food pantry at St. Augustine’s Roman Catholic Church in Park Slope. You are invited to donate what you wish. Suggested donation is $5, which includes snacks by Ame Gilbert and wine. Feel free to give more for those in need.

The writers on the literary menu include: Greg Fuchs, Jim Behrle, Louise Crawford, Michele Madigan Somerville, Peter Catapano, Sophia Romero, Ame Gilbert and more…

The Old Stone House is located at Fifth Avenue and Third Street in Park Slope. For more information go to theoldstonehouse.org or brooklynreadingworks.com

Dec 3 & Dec 10: Brooklyn Film & Arts Fest

The Brooklyn Film & Arts Festival is presenting two days of Brooklyn-focused cultural programming on Friday December 3rd and Friday December 10th. (Pictured above from top down: family in Prospect Park, poet Walt Whitman, author Tao Lin.)

–On Friday, December 3rd, BFAF will present: “Brooklyn Roots, Past and Present,” an exhibition at the Brooklyn Historical Society.

–On Friday, December 10th, BFAF will present “Brooklyn in Literature, 1855 – 2010,” an exhibition at St. Francis College.

–On Friday, December 3rd at 6:30 PM in partnership with the Brooklyn Historical Society, BFAF will present three Brooklyn-focused documentaries spanning 1964 to 2010 in a program titled, “Brooklyn Roots, Past and Present.” the Brooklyn Historical Society located at 128 Pierrepont Street (at Clinton Street) Brooklyn, NY 11201. This program is free and open to the Public

–On Friday, December 10th at 6:30 PM, the festival in partnership with St. Francis College is presenting “Brooklyn in Literature, 1855 – 2010,” a panel discussion at St. Francis College with four authors and a publisher, including Nelson George and Tao Lin, who will discuss the representation of Brooklyn in literature and their own books. 180 Remsen Street in Brooklyn Heights. This program is free and open to the public.

A Palpable Feeling of Relief: High School Choices Form 2004

I wrote this on November 30, 2004 when my son applied to public high school. It was published on my first blog, Third Street. It’s actually nice to have a written memento of that day.

He did it: it’s done. The application is filled out. Signed. Dated Smartmom, Hepcat and Teen Spirit managed to select 12 public high schools and order them according to preference. The guidance counselor has it.

Hepcat didn’t sleep a wink last night. Teen Spirit’s high school application was only part of the anxiety running rampant in his mind. Last week his hard drive crashed. So in addition to worrying about Teen Spirit’s future and the family’s money situation, Hepcat was trying to figure out how he was going to print up 50 pictures or more without a computer for this weekend’s photo sale.

Smartmom popped up at 6:30 am and saw only OSFO in the bed — Clever Grandma was sleeping in OSFO’s room. No Hepcat. She looked everywhere for him. It’s not a huge apartment so that didn’t take long. She checked Teen Spirit’s bed twice — maybe Hepcat crawled in there. Nope. Was he on the green leather couch where he sometimes ends up? Negative. She checked to see if his camera was in its spot — was he out taking pictures of the dawn? Nope. Camera on the table in the living room.

Hmmmm. Where did Hepcat go? It’s time to fill out Teen Spirit’s high school application. Procrastination time is OVER. He wouldn’t run out over this, up and leave, end it all…

Finally the front door opened at around 6:45. Hepcat had to re-park the car because the city begins repaving Third Street and all cars had to be moved.

Mystery solved.

So they argued. Hey, isn’t that what everyone does when they’re stressed? The argument didn’t take hold so they moved on. And thus began the final lap of the high school application process. They started slow, but gained momentum. By 7:15 they were really going strong. Insideschools.com was open on the laptop, names of schools were being bandied about: Ever heard of…what does it say about…what are the statistics on…oh shit, we still need an eleventh choice…

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High School Tour Confidential: Making Our List

If I’m a little frazzled today it’s because today is the day that my daughter (with our help) is required to fill out the High School Program Choices form, where she will carefully print the program code, program and name of all the high schools she’s interested in—up to 12 choices.

Suffice it to say, we’re all feeling more than a little stress. As of this morning my daughter still wasn’t sure, which school she wants to put in her all-important number one spot.

The decision about where she ends up is, ultimately, made by a computer using a complex algorithm that weighs various elements and is so complex few can really explain it (so I’m not even going to try).

If you’ve been following OTBKB’s High School Tour Confidential series, you know that the NYC public high school admissions process is a highly competitive ordeal that, in a sense, pits kid against kid, for the coveted spots in the coveted schools. Some schools require assessment tests, portfolios, essays and interviews while others require auditions for art, drama, dance or music. Some rely on test scores and grades. All of them look closely at attendance and punctuality.

Over coffee this morning, I sat with two other 8th grader moms at Sweet M’s and we spoke of the relief we’d feel when this process is over. There will be relief when we hand in the form, for sure, but it ain’t over until it’s over

Handing in the form is actually just the beginning of the next phase. The waiting. In late winter or spring we will finally find out where are children are going to school next year.

At Sweet M’s we laughed and reminisced about the high school tours. But mostly we expressed weariness and frustration. We went over the various schools we’d seen. We laughed some more. It was a nice bit of sharing and venting over coffee.

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OTBKB Music: Finding Music By Word of Mouth

One way to discover new music is through a recommendation from someone whose tastes you trust.  So when musical fave Charlie Faye recommended Serena Jean, I decided to give her a listen.  I’m glad I did.

Serena and her top notch band play a blend of music which is mostly rock with a bit of alt country thrown into the mix.  Originally from Canada, she certainly shows that the saying that no one plays American music better than Canadians is correct in her case.  And guitarist Thomas Bryan Eaton not only rocks, he knows how to shred when the situation calls for it.

I was at Serena’s show at The Rockwood Music Hall Stage 2 this past Sunday and took a few pictures of that show.  You can see those shots posted at Now I’ve Heard Everything by clicking here.

Lelia Broussard lives out in Los Angeles these days and I have not yet seen her live.  But I got an email from her a while back saying that  she reads my blog and that since we both like The Madison Square Gardeners, perhaps I would like her too.  I’ve listened to some of Leila’s music, and I liked it enough to take the leap of faith to recommend her show tonight.  Details of that early show can be found here at Now I’ve Heard Everything.

–Eliot Wagner