The Weekend List: Dragon Tattoo, Vanya, Bay Ridge Arts Fest

FILM

Alice in Wonderland, Greenberg, The Ghost Writer at BAM; The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (Man som hatar kvinnor), Greenberg, City Island at the Cobble Hill Cinema

April 9-May 11 at BAMcinematek: The Films of Jean Renoir, who directed over 40 films that explore enduring themes of individual liberty and universal fraternity. His poetic visual style, a graceful blend of naturalism and artifice, and incalculable influence on world cinema led Orson Welles to declare him “the greatest of all directors.” This 21-film retrospective includes every film Jean Renoir directed in Hollywood exile as well as his early masterpieces and late Technicolor spectacles. All films in French with English subtitles unless noted.

THEATER

April 7-10: Uncle Vanya by Anton Chekhov performed by The Maly Drama Theatre at BAM’s Harvey Theater at 7:30 PM.

ART

Friday, Saturday and Sunday:  Bay Ridge Arts Festival, features local artists, craftspeople, photographers, and musicians raising money for a local  arts scholarship fund. Parish Hall at the Lutheran Church of the Good Shepherd (7420 4th Avenue).

SHOPPING

Saturday and Sunday: Brooklyn Indie Market on Smith Street. Peruse your favorite indie designers of seasons past and get to meet some new-on-the-scene faces as well, offering the public a first glimpse of the many new names in fashion and product design. After a wintery, three month hiatus, Brooklyn Indie Market designers re-emerge with a new bag of design tricks.

SPORTS

On Sunday April 12, meet Beyonslay, Anais Ninja, and Beatrix Slaughter of Gotham Girls Roller Derby.at Sunday’s Derbytant Ball at Public Assembly with music, food and drinks.

Dear Steve Jobs…

Marty Markowitz wants an Apple store in Brooklyn and he wrote Steve Jobs to tell him. Here’s the note he sent from his iPad.

Dear Mr. Jobs:

As you surely know, in the creative world, there’s no place hotter than Brooklyn , USA . Just like “Apple,” Brooklyn is now an international “brand,” signifying the coolest place on earth to live, work, play and create.

I know you’re always dreaming up the next big thing—here’s a suggestion: Hit the big time and bring an Apple store to Brooklyn !

As we speak, Manhattan ’s got four Apple stores, and our “suburb” of Staten Island ’s even got one. It’s time to bring the goods to the real market—the Mac-loving designers, writers, artists, bloggers, musicians, creative innovators and tech entrepreneurs in Brooklyn neighborhoods like Williamsburg and Greenpoint, Fort Greene and Clinton Hill, Park Slope and Carroll Gardens, Bedford-Stuyvesant and Crown Heights, Prospect Heights, DUMBO, Red Hook and beyond.

Downtown Brooklyn is the third largest business hub in New York City —with more college students than Cambridge , Massachusetts . And these days, tourists visiting NYC are staying in Brooklyn hotels, dining at our renowned Brooklyn restaurants, hitting our clubs and cultural hot spots (and hey, if they want to take a day trip to Manhattan , that’s okay!).

One more thing…

As Brooklyn borough president, I invite you to come to Brooklyn for a meeting, tour our borough and explore possible sites. I will even visit you in Cupertino —one hour is all I ask—and make the pitch of a lifetime for the biggest retail launch of the decade.

Let’s make “Apple Brooklyn” the ultimate prototype store—one that changes the game yet again, with a retail experience that offers superior educational outreach and catalyzes entrepreneurial partnerships—a kind of “e-town square.”

This is my official invitation: Let’s make it happen! An Apple Store Grows in Brooklyn !

Sincerely,

Marty Markowitz

Sent from my iPad

Update: Woman Who Jumped is Okay

It was a 34-year-old woman who jumped in front of a train at the Seventh Avenue station on Wednesday at 5:30 PM. Hugh Crawford happened to be there and took pictures of the rescue effort.

Thankfully, the woman survived with deep cuts.  She was taken to Kings County Hospital in Crown Heights for treatment.

Service was halted for 40 minutes while rescue workers pulled the woman from the tracks.

Person Under F train in Seventh Avenue Station

No Words arrived at the Seventh Avenue F Train station in Park Slope on his way to Manhattan to trade in some camera equipment when he noticed that a person was under a train on the Manhattan bound side. The police were talking with the person until rescue workers arrived and got him out. We don’t know the condition of the person who fell into the tracks or how he/she fell into the tracks. But No Words did take a number of pictures of the scene.

Photos now, details later, click the photo to see the entire series

Putting Together This Ikea “Organizer”

So my sister and I tried to put together the IKEA PS Organizer (pictured), a portable closet on wheels that, according to Hepcat, looks like an oversized shoe bag.

It was a gift of sorts; my sister bought two at Ikea in Red Hook. One in white for OSFO’s room and one in black for Teen Spirit’s They need more places to put their clothing and needless to say there’s not much room in their rooms.

The IKEA PS organizer comes in a long canvas bag that looks like something a foldable beach chair would come in except a lot bigger. I was hoping it would be as easy to put together as one of those chairs.

It wasn’t.

First thing we noticed: No instructions. NONE. Can you believe? I googled IKEA PS organizer and found IKEA instructions online (in PDF form). There were some funny pictures and some hard to follow directions. Friends tell me on YouTube you can find videos of people putting together IKEA furniture. I had my usual reaction to DIY furniture projects.

Panic. Anxiety. More panic. Putting together furniture puts me way outside of my comfort zone.

Diaper Diva was a bit more patient. But just as clueless.

Finally after some deep breathing I was able to wrap my head around the instructions. We assembled the frame and put on the wheels but couldn’t for the life of us figure out how to put on the canvas covering or the canvas shelves. So we just left it until Hepcat got home. He’s a whiz when it comes to putting things together.

“What’s that?” he said. I showed him the directions, which I’d printed out. He chose to ignore the project for the rest of the night.

This morning Hepcat was game. And a little insulting, too. He said we’d put it together in the wrong order. He used some unpleasant words, too. With much sighing and groaning he did put it together fairly quickly. I may forgive him the insulting words.

OSFO has a portable closet/shelf unit in her room. On wheels. Woo hoo. Now on to the second one. Oy.

Tap Dancin’ for Adults in Carroll Gardens (Creative Arts)

Starts tonight (Wednesday, April 7th): Brandy Blaha will be presenting all the tap basics for the beginner as well as a stylistic and rhythmic challenge for the more intermediate student at Creative Arts. From simple warm up exercises to complete dance combinations, this class will help develop rhythmic syncopation and eye-ear-foot coordination.

Day and Time:
Wednesdays, 7:30-8:30pm

Location:

119 Union St.
Brooklyn, NY 11231

Fee:
$56 / 4 week workshop

What a Sublime Day!

It is so gorgous I barely know what to do with myself. Has there ever been a more beautiful New York day? It’s absolutely sublime and even more sublime if you don’t have to be indoors today.

–I want to take my computer outside and write in the park or sitting at an outdoor cafe!

–I want to go running!

–I want to walk around the park with a friend!

–I want to take my bike out for a spin!

–I want to have a picnic under a tree in Prospect Park!

–I want to walk across the Brooklyn Bridge!

–I want to have my therapy appointment on my therapist’s stoop (not likely).

–I want to have a beer at The Gate at sundown.

–I want to open all our windows!

–I want it to be just like this for days!

The Kids are Back at School: Phew

Public school started back up again today after the Passover/Easter break. It felt like a long vacation but it was only one week and two days. OSFO didn’t do much. She spent time around the house, on the stoop, hanging out with her friends.

This morning the unbearably LOUD  alarm clock went off at 6AM in the morning and I went into OSFO’s room to wake her up.

“Come back in 10 minutes,” she said.

I returned in 10 minutes and she was still loathe to get out of bed but finally did. She went through two or three outfits before settling on the short-shorts and turquoise t-shirt and left the house around 8:05. I fell back asleep and had an unbelievably elaborate dream.

I dreamed that OSFO and about 20 friends returned to the apartment because they were cutting school. Kids were everywhere. On couches, under tables, in beds. I was furious and I furiously called their parents.

“Your child is cutting school,” I said into the phone to numerous parents.

It was quite a rancorous scene. OSFO disappeared so I spent much of the dream yelling at other people’s children to go back to school. Bit by bit, the children left the apartment; parents came; the kids returned to school. I guess I was pretty happy to have her back in school.

Unconsciously anyway.

Zombies in Park Slope

A mass of living dead creatures will be descending upon the Park Slope Barnes and Noble this Friday, April 9th at 7:30, to celebrate the launch of my upcoming book, The Zombie Combat Manual, scheduled for release tomorrow.

The zombies will be a small part of the festivities that will be taking place.  Here are some of the other events:

– Makeup artist on-site to “zombify” anyone who wants to join the ranks of the undead

– Self-defense demonstration of Zombie Combat techniques

– Reading from The Zombie Combat Manual

– Q&A with the author and illustrator.

The book is a manual on fighting the living dead without a firearm; in other words, only non-ballistic weapons and hand-to-hand combat, the idea being, “What if you can’t shoot them in the head?” For a taste of how the book works, you can check out the site created by author Roger Ma, to pitch & promote the book: http://www.zombiecombatclub.com.

Tupper Thomas, Saviour of Prospect Park, To Retire

Tupper Thomas, president of the Prospect Park Alliance, is set to announce her retirement int he next day or so. Today the New York Times ran an article saluting her magnificent efforts on behalf of the park we love. Here’s an excerpt from the Times’ article.

Drugs were sold at the carousel. Muggers used the cover provided by the park’s shrubs and foliage. One year, near the skating rink, a man was found shot to death, and another year, the acting supervisor of the zoo was arrested and charged with shooting animals.

Three decades later, Ms. Thomas, who plans to announce her retirement on Tuesday, has become a Brooklyn institution and is widely seen as the park’s indefatigable savior.

In the 1970s, Prospect Park in Brooklyn looked more like a crime scene than the pastoral refuge imagined a century earlier by Frederick Law Olmsted and Calvert Vaux.

As if to advertise the woeful state of the park, in 1976 Columbia, the figure driving atop the arch at Grand Army Plaza, fell over in her chariot, a victim of disrepair.

Four years later, perhaps not fully aware of the mess the park had become, a 35-year-old former city bureaucrat and urban planner named Tupper Thomas answered a newspaper ad for a job as the park’s administrator. She was from Minnesota, knew nothing about parks and even spelled Mr. Olmsted’s name wrong on her application.

“This apple-cheeked young woman came into my office,” said Gordon J. Davis, the former parks commissioner who hired Ms. Thomas. “She looked nothing like a New Yorker, and sounded nothing like someone from Brooklyn. She giggled the whole time. Tupper seemed to have come from the moon.”

Coney Island in Transition

Deep in the Heart of Brooklyn ventured out to Coney Island recently and was in for a surprise. Here’s an excerpt from his blog:

Despite the intermittent media coverage regarding pending development,   it was still a bit of a surprise, visiting Coney Island yesterday,  to see the huge swath of the Boardwalk, from Stillwell Avenue east, fenced off, shops closed, as reconstruction of the Boardwalk, and presumably further development, commences.

While it was still early in the season, only a couple of food stands were open, west of Stillwell. I didn’t realize that the impact of the development would be felt so soon, it seems clear that that the fenced off area precludes business in this section over the summer, if, as the sign indicates, work will be completed in Fall 2010.  While it is possible to walk the length of the shore, much of the trip to Brighton Beach would have to be made either on the street or on the sand, since the Boardwalk no longer serves as a thoroughfare…

Undomesticated Brooklyn: The Taste of Life

By Paula Bernstein

As I’ve said before (and I’ll say it again and again), Brooklyn is the place to be for foodies — or anyone who appreciates a good deal (and a tasty meal), scintillating conversation or all of the above.

Today is my hubby’s birthday, so I plan to cook him something special and stay home to celebrate. But if you’re in the mood to go out on the town and do something fun and food-related, you’re in luck since there are plenty of events to choose from tonight (April 6):

1.  Melt’s “Taste of Life Tasting Menu”

Melt Brooklyn 5-course Tasting Menu $30

TEMPURA FRIED OYSTER
Soy and Dashi Dipping Sauce

ATLANTIC SALMON CEVICHE
Avocado, Wasabi, Salmon Roe

POTATO AND LEEK SOUP
Garlic Croutons

KIWI BURGER
Grass Fed Lamb Burger, Sunny Side Egg, Beet Relish on Brioche.

GRANNY SMITH APPLE TART
Butter Pecan Ice Cream

created by Mark Simmons, Executive Chef

Pair each course with a taste of 5 carefully selected wines $20

Call 718.230.5925 to secure a table as seating is limited.

2. Edible Brooklyn & Edible Manhattan Magazines Present
GOOD SPIRITS, a cocktail celebration, at The Bell House
, 6-9 pm

Brooklyn-based mixology-minded chefs will strive for liquid symbiosis, cooking up perfect pairings for cocktails made with storied spirits. They’ll be pouring Empire State favorites like Tuthilltown Spirits and Warwick Valley Winery and Distillery, as well as small batch selections from Vertical Vodka, Chartreuse and Ilegal Mezcal.

The Vanderbilt, No. 7, James, Walter Foods, The Farm on Adderley and Palo Santo will be on hand to prepare food.

A special guest bartender will provide bite-by-sip commentary.

Tickets are just $40 for an evening of food, drink and merriment.

Information at www.ediblebrooklyn.com and www.ediblemanhattan.com or contact Samantha Seier, sam.edible@gmail.com.

3. The powerHouse Arena is hosting a book release party:

Gristle: From Factory Farms to Food Safety (Thinking Twice About the Meat We Eat)
Edited by Moby with Miyun Park

Tuesday, April 6, 7–9PM

For more information, please call 718.666.3049
RSVP: gristle@powerHouseArena.com

Multi-platinum musician Moby has compiled writings from 15 of the country’s leading food-minded folks who lay out a hard-hitting and eye-opening guide to the meat you eat.

Moby and co-editor Miyun Park, Executive Director of Global Animal Partnership, as well as a selection of Gristle’s contributors, will be present to discuss and sign the book. Refreshments will be served.

Just because I’m staying home doesn’t mean you have to! Now I’ve got to figure out what to cook for Avo’s birthday dinner tonight.

Drinking With Divas – Judith Berkson

Sarah met singer, composer, and instrumentalist Judith Berkson at Barbes to talk about her beautiful new CD Oylam, due out next month on ECM Records.  Stay tuned for news about her upcoming shows, including a May record release at Joe’s Pub.

Sarah: What was your earliest exposure to music?

Judith: My dad is a cantor, and he was teaching me all the prayers by ear starting at age three.  We had a family band – my mom played piano and we sang three-part harmony.  My dad was really strict.  He forced me to listen to opera, which at the time I resented, but now I’m sort of glad, because I love it.  All the music we had growing up was Jewish music, cantorial recordings, klezmer.  Those things stuck with me.

Sarah: When you sing, what kind of sound are you aiming for?

Judith: I want it to sound like someone is talking to you right in your ear.  Simple, like recordings from the fifties.  Now we have all this modern recording technology, but I love that old sound.  It’s like you were right there.

Sarah: Your new CD has a lot of eclectic material.  What’s the connecting thread?

Judith: It’s the culmination of four or five years of work.  I wanted to explore all the forms I enjoy – lieder, jazz, cantorial music, and the quirky, atonal songs I write – to take them and make them personal.  I want to connect directly to the essence of each thing.  The editing process was very important.  I was trying to cut out anything inessential, like whittling down a piece of wood.

Sarah: I love the Yiddish piece “Hulyet, Hulyet.”  It’s stunning.

Judith: Gebirtig is the shit.  He was a Polish songwriter, killed during WW2 in the ghetto.  In my arrangement I tried to go for an austere feeling to  contrast with the lyrics.

Sarah: Is it hard being a singer and having your instrument inside your body?

Judith: It’s not comparable to any instrumentalist.  It’s a whole other level of maintenance and neurosis.  Obviously you have to practice every day.  Not smoke, not drink too much.  Not talk too much.  It’s a battle.

Sarah: Do you have any rituals before you perform?

Judith: Yeah, I take a Klonipin!

Sarah:  What’s more important to you, vowels or consonants?

Judith:  What an interesting question!  Why do you ask?

Sarah: I guess I really noticed the clarity of your consonants.

Judith: I take that as a compliment.  Vowel sounds are so important in the classical way of singing.  The vowel is what carries the sound.  But I think the consonant is what sets up the vowel to be pure and to be understood.  It’s what communicates.

Sarah: Tell me about the cantorial tradition.  What is it all about technically?

Judith:  It’s modal music, and it’s part of the Ashkenazic tradition.  There are different modes for the different services and times of day.  Within that, it’s improvised, and each culture and each individual cantor had their own way of using the modes, so there are Polish, German, Romanian styles, etc. Opera was a big influence as well.  When I sing this music I don’t even have to think about it.  In a way I’m always sort of doing it for my father.  I knew he’d get a kick out of the piece I put on the CD because I’m adding chords that are very atypical.

Sarah: How do you use your voice in cantorial music?

Judith: I hear the man sound.  It’s not feminine.  It’s kind of deep and aggressive.  At the same time, you have to be flexible and have a voice that can carry.  They do this thing they call a “kvetch” which is when your voice cracks or breaks before a note and it feels like you’re almost crying.

Sarah: When you work as a cantor, do you feel like you have to be holy?

Judith:  I’m only the assistant cantor.  Belief? I don’t even want to go there.  The music is what I focus on.  When I sing, I’m trying to create a connection to the beautiful traditions of the past.  Institutions are broken.  I’m just trying to make people feel good.  That’s the only thing that matters to me.

THE VESPER MARTINI

Judith likes vodka and I like gin.  Next time we drink martinis, which I hope will be soon, we’ll have to have vespers.  The delicious compromise is as follows…

“A dry martini,” [Bond] said. “One. In a deep champagne goblet.”

“Oui, monsieur.”

“Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon’s, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it’s ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel. Got it?”

“Certainly, monsieur.” The barman seemed pleased with the idea.

“Gosh, that’s certainly a drink,” said Leiter.

Bond laughed. “When I’m…er…concentrating,” he explained, “I never have more than one drink before dinner. But I do like that one to be large and very strong and very cold and very well-made. I hate small portions of anything, particularly when they taste bad. This drink’s my own invention. I’m going to patent it when I can think of a good name.”

-Ian Fleming, Casino Royale

Crime Up in Brooklyn

Brooklyn fears crime wave as nearly all precincts report spike in felonies. That’s a headline in the Daily News today and here’s an excerpt from the story:

Just three months into 2010 robberies, burglaries, grand larceny and car thefts are on the rise in much of the borough, especially in some traditionally safe neighborhoods, NYPD statistics show.

“It’s terrifying,” said Lauren Bousquet, 24, who just after midnight last Sunday was robbed at gunpoint along with two friends by a trio of young thugs on Joralemon St. in Brooklyn Heights.

“I don’t feel like we were doing anything that risky. It was fairly well-lit,” said Bousquet. “It was a reasonable time and in a safe neighborhood. How do you stay safe?”

Bousquet and her friends were mugged in Brooklyn’s sleepy 84th Precinct, where there was a 104% increase (from 24 to 49) in robberies through March 21.

Read more here