How’s this for a funny reason to vote from Babeland:
We’d all like a silver bullet to create jobs, fix the economy, and ensure access to affordable healthcare, but it’s not going to happen if you don’t vote. That’s why Babeland says that if you fulfill your civic duty, they’ll reward your efforts with a free Silver Bullet Vibrator.
All you have to do is tell them you voted.
If you visit their retail stores on election day, Tuesday, November 2, tell them that you voted and they’ll and they’ll give you a FREE silver bullet vibrator ($15 value), no purchase necessary.
Online: At Babeland.com, they’ll include the silver bullet vibrator with any purchase on November 2, simply type in the code “110210” at checkout. While supplies last.
Bumper sticker: “I Vibrate and I Vote”