Kudos to the Brooklyn Paper for their reporting on the goose massacre in Prospect Park. The story, and its surrounding outrage, has inspired some inspired headlines.
Dead Geese Walking
Meadows of Shame: Two geese showed up at Prospect Park lake yesterday, blissfully unaware that a date with the gas chamber apparently awaits. See also:
Didn’t you read Jim M.’s brilliant comment yesterday? The choice is between the lives of geese and the lives of humans. I choose geese…..errr, I mean humans! Definitely humans. Wellllllll, actually humans kind of suck sometimes (see M., Jim). Maybe I choose geese.