David Paterson for the Job
Sorta Lieutenant Governor Richard Ravitch
Probably would do less less serious damitch
To the state of Albany’s malfeasance,
And I say this for a host of reasance
I’m keeping to myself and to my posse,
Like Paterson, who’s insufficiently bosse,
And needs a job where he gets on with folks,
Doing what he does best, cracking jokes.