WANNABE GRAMP
Grandchildren there are none,
Something his adult kids shun,
Seemingly too self-content.
What to do? He’s gonna rent!
Two-year-old boy just learning to talk,
Four-year-old girl who’s drawing with chalk–
Any age is fine with him,
Bonus if such grandkids have vim.
O grandchild-renting company,
What’s the weekend & holiday fee?