Leon Freilich, Verse Responder: Wannabe Gramp

WANNABE GRAMP

Grandchildren there are none,

Something his adult kids shun,

Seemingly too self-content.

What to do?  He’s gonna rent!

Two-year-old boy just learning to talk,

Four-year-old girl who’s drawing with chalk–

Any age is fine with him,

Bonus if such grandkids have vim.

O grandchild-renting company,

What’s the weekend & holiday fee?