Ratner Sells $511 Million in Tax-Free Bonds

From today's Gothamist:

Developer Bruce Ratner's Atlantic Yards project "cleared a major hurdle," according to the Daily News,
by selling $511 million in tax-free bonds for the arena's financing
yesterday. Apparently the bonds were selling like hotcakes—the NY Times says
they were sold out in two hours, "Indeed, the demand for the bonds from
institutional investors far outstripped what was available and belied
the project’s tortured history and court challenges."

Top Five Holiday Shopping Picks for Today (12/16)

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Flirt, has clothing, accessories, jewelry and more for those who are creative, individualistic, unpredictable, and
up for anything! I love the $40 "gold" necklaces with hearts that say the funniest things: Really Fuckin' Cute, Stuff my Muff, Fuck Buddy, Wiling & Able, Balls to the Walls, Lucky Bitch, XOXO, Kiss Me Where I Pee, Wonder Buns, Taken, etc. Pick one for someone special in yr life.

Trois Pommes Patisserie, a lovely bakery owned by
Emily Isaac, a graduate of
the French Culinary Institute (1997) she has worked at some of New York
City¹s finest restaurants including Arcadia, Aquavit, Picholine and
Esca. In addition to pies, tarts, cookies, cupcakes and even hors d'œuvres for parties, Issac has reinvented junk pastry like Twinkies, which are almondy fabulous, Hostess Cup Cakes (called Mostess Cup Cakes) and Ring Dings (in red devil, chocolate or pumpkin).

Lululemon's shop on Bergen Street has high quality yoga inspired athletic apparel for women. They've got reversible yoga pants (black on one side, patterned on the other), shirts and jackets great for the active woman on your list. Somewhat pricey but very nice stuff.

Area Yoga and  Baby on Fifth Avenue at has a HUGE selection of funky, colorful, stylish kid's clothes including Kitano pajamas in many fun patterns.

Bergen Street Comics is a sleek very literary looking comics shop that is part of a new wave of contemporary comic book retailers. The owners are inspired by the brilliant comics being created today, and by other great retailers we’ve seen around the country.

OTBKB Music: Best of 2009, Part 2

The first part of my top ten album list for 2009 was published on Monday and is available here.  Now for the second half, still in alphabetical order:

On The Moon Li'l Mo
and the Monicats –
On the Moon
:  After a few years away from
the music biz, Li'l Mo returns with a collection that runs from country
to blues to rockabilly to 60s pop.  Most of the songs are originals but
a cover of the Bill Hailey song Rocking Chair on the Moon gives the
album its title.  Standouts include I Really Love (To Really Love You)
and The Boy Who Loved the Blues.

Sunrise on Avenue C120James Maddock – Sunrise on Avenue C:  James stock in trade is the
mid-tempo rocker, and he sings with an engaging gravelly voice with a
rasp someplace between Steve Forbert and Rod Stewart.  James has been
able to round up an all star band for this release, including Leslie
Mendelson on piano.  Sunrise show off James' strength as a songwriter,
including his ablity to mix humor into his songs without any of them
becoming novelty numbers.  Highlights include the anthemic When the
Sun's Out and Straight Lines, as well as Chance, Stars Align, Sunrise
on Avenue C and Dumbed Down.

SwanFeathers Leslie Mendelson – Swan Feathers: Adult pop, mostly piano based. 
Leslie's lyrics are literate and as many people have noted, playfully
sexy.  A couple of the songs on this album have been rearranged from
the way Leslie had been doing them live to provide the opportunity for
Leslie to step out from behind the piano and onto center stage,
including the first single, Hit the Spot.

Or-the-whale-200x200 Or, The Whale – Or, The Whale:  This seven-piece band based in San
Francisco takes their name from the subtitle of Moby Dick.  Their sound
is alt country, rock and folk with great harmonies (from four
vocalists, two male and two female) and their high energy live shows
are something that you must see.  This album, the band's second,
expands their sound a bit with some hints of The Grateful Dead and even
a nod toward Fairport Convention.  Highlights include Datura, Never
Coming Out and Shasta.

KillerinMe Amy Speace – The Killer in Me: This is a reflective album as the songs
in this collection were written during the break up of Amy's marriage. 
Instead of the mostly country sounds of her last collection, Songs for
Bright Street, this material lends itself to a folk rock treatment for
the most part.  And although Amy ruefully decides that "the only thing
I've learned is I haven't learned a thing" she does kicks up her heels
during a very spirited Would I Lie.

 –Eliot Wagner

MTA Deficit May Result in Huge Transit Cuts in Brooklyn

As reported in the Brooklyn Paper:

Brooklyn Brooklyn is facing a full-blown apocalypse from proposed
Metropolitan Transportation Authority transit cuts that include massive
bus service reductions and the elimination of an entire subway line.

The extreme measures proposed on Monday
are the result of the shocking news that the MTA is facing a
$383-million deficit, despite the recent fare-hike up to $2.25 per ride.

If you live in Brooklyn, you’ll feel the pain if the cuts go through. Here are some of the harshest measures being discussed:

• The elimination of weekday service on the B23, B25, B37, B39, B51 and B75 buses.

• The elimination of weekend service on the B7, B14, B31, B45, B48, B57, B64, B65, B67 and B77

• The complete elimination of the Z line, which would force the J to run local.

• The termination of the G Line at Court Square, meaning that any
Brooklynites heading to Queens (for whatever reason) will have to
transfer to go deeper into that distant borough.

• Reduced frequency of service along the A, D, F, G, N, Q, J, and M trains.

• The elimination of student discounts for schoolkids.

• Reductions in Access-A-Ride service, which assists disabled commuters.

Top Five Holiday Shopping Picks for Today

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Sweet Charity for the sheer volume of cool items for just about everyone on your list: homegoods, accessories, jewelry, paper goods and MORE.The store donates to charity a small part of their profits.

Hog Mountain , a General Store for Men, for its interesting variety of guy stuff, including clothing, bags, books, tools and skincare products.

Otto for its great sense of design in clothing, hats, scarves, gloves, snow globes, jewelry and lingerie.

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 Community Bookstore because books make such good gifts. "Storefront: The Disappearing Face of NY" is my pick for a nice coffee table photography book.

Urban Alchemist for its special somethings for those special someones was conceived as part store, part gallery and part artisan salon, Urban Alchemist has an eclectic mix of emerging designers as well as carefully selected vintage and modern home goods, accessories and furniture.

OTBKB’s 2009 Park Slope Holiday Gift Guide: Constantly Updated

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OTBKB's 2009 Park Slope Holiday Gift Guide has its  own mini-blog on the right hand corner of OTBKB's screen (where the ads are) or go here.

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Babeland: Sex toys for women; great gifts!

Bump Brooklyn: Fashionable pregnancy wear and more. 

Bergen Street Comics: Cool and sophisticated comics in a sleek atmosphere. I picked up Scott McCould's "Making Comics" and "Understanding Comic" for my son. 

Ride Brooklyn: Bikes, bikes, bikes and accessories.

Bark Hot Dogs: A great place to stop when you get hungry. Great beer, too.Try the bark dog and the backed beans. They also have ONION RINGS.

Pintchik Hardware:

Eponymy: "One-of-a-kind cleverly-curated boutique–part clothing store, part gallery, part antique shop."

Lululemon: Great work-out and yoga gear for women. In the shop, you can write down one of your life goals and they'll put it on their Christmas tree. 

Private Stock (The Gentlemen's Shop): A quote from the owner in OffManhattan: "Private Stock is a malt liquor. When I was a teenager that was the
drink of choice. You just put it in a brown paper bag. There was
nothing classy about it, and that was like our drink of choice. It
wasn’t Cristal, or anything like that. And that is kind of my target
market: the guy that was cool back then and is older now, but still
wants to be cool. I don’t know if you’re a fan of Biggie Smalls…"

Brooklyn Larder: Amazing(!) cheese, olive oils, condiments, chocolates, spices, and way more for the gourmand on your list. Holiday gift boxes look GREAT, too.

FIFTH AVENUE Bergen to St. Marks

Lulu's Cuts & Toys: Great toys including Ugly Dolls in all sizes, shapes, and colors. Schilling vintage toys.

Lulu's for Baby: Right next door to Lulu's Cuts & Toys. Gifts, clothing, strollers and more.

FIFTH AVENUE St. Marks to Prospect Place

Buttercup's Paw-tisserie: Gifts for dogs and the people who love them.

Gorilla Coffee: Gorilla
Gift Box comes with 3x1lb of your choice of coffee, slide top silk
screen cover, gorilla logo wood burned on back.

Tabeel Aromatherapy Gift Shop and Hair Locking Center: In year's past, I liked the microwavable teddy bears for muscle soreness,
arthritis, backaches, sprains and headaches, Glycerine soaps by
the slice in various flavors and colors including grapefruit
(pictured).

FIFTH AVENUE Prospect Place to Park Place

Flirt:  Great bags, pin-up girl mirror, Bombshell babe Tampon Holder, Albert and Picollo underwear, thongs and MORE.

Teddy: Fargo hats with real rabbit fur.

 The Chocolate Room: CHOCOLATES!

FIFTH AVENUE Douglas to
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A. Cheng: Lovely clothing and accessories. Floral scarves in saturated orange, bags like the one pictured. 

FIFTH AVENUE Degraw to Sackett

Soula: Sanita Danish clogs, Converse low top sneakers in black and white or silver with sequins.

FIFTH AVENUE St. Johns to Lincoln

  Body Essentials: Dr. Hanuska products.

FIFTH AVENUE Lincoln to Berkeley

Brooklyn Frameworks: Vintage prints including images of old Brooklyn


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Cog and Pearl:   Decoupage
paper weights and dishes by John Derian; Things to Make & Do and
"Revive" calendar by Nikki McClure, "A Year of Mornings" (Princeton
University Press) by Maria Alexandere Vetttes; and hand soap.



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Hog Mountain
(A
General Store for Men) is chock full of "indestructible" and classic
men's wear, including the perfect winter coat, jeans, ties, shirts,
tools, etc. Great for gifts for the men on your list.

FIFTH AVENUE  Berkeley to  Union

Extraordinary: Key rings
with small metal high heels, wing tips, ballet slippers, high tops.

FIFTH AVENUE Union to Carroll Streets.

Something Else: Fleece lined fur hats and fingerless mittens.

Bob & Judi's Coolectibles:
Wide
variety of laminated posters that are ready to hang: Mighty Mouse Float
Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a Bee film about Mohammad Ali by William
Klein ($13). Locker baskets.

Goldy and Mac: Clothing and accessories for women.


FIFTH AVENUE President  to Garfield Streets.

Matter: Still life fruit bowl — ceramic and wood, Rainbow of 13 colored sake or shot glasses, cork chair.

Scaredy Kat:
In
the new location, the store is chock full of fun gifts for Hanukah,
Xmas, stocking stuffers and more: vintage toys you grew up with by Fisher-Price:
Clock Music box, Bouncy Bee,
Chatter Telephone ($15.), huge assortment of holiday cards ($9-17). 

 
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Diana Kane:

Clean, simple, modern locket. 18" Yellow gold chain with satin finished
sterling silver locket. Holds two photographs. Locket measures 3/4"
Handmade in New York. Jimmy Jane vibrators, candles, and Spin the Bottle game. 

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Kid:
Owned by an Australian, CK is a children’s lifestyle boutique featuring a comprehensive
collection of cool kids clothing (newborn to 7yrs), modern home
furnishings, toys, unusual gift items and plenty of quirky, other fun
stuff, including this rocket t-shirt pictured left.


Eidolan:
Wool
neck collar with pom pom knit by Black Rabbit, unisex belts with
simple stitching made by Nadine NY, tunics and dresses in 1960's
patterns by Amara Felice.

FIFTH AVENUE Garfield to 1st Streets.


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Cool
round
mirror framed by old 45's (you can order according to your musical
tastes!); glassware made out of recycled Boylan birch beer, Boylan
orange soda, Rolling Rock, Stella bottles; bike chain frames, Mighty
Wallets, made of materials used in Express Mail envelopes, hand screen
printed, plywood wall hooks and bottle openers.

Lucia: Love bird necklaces; nice sweaters, gloves and hats. 

La Rosa Dance Supply: Tights and ballet supplies for little girls and women.

FIFTH AVENUE 1st to 2nd Street

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 Jonathan Blum:
 Paintings by Brooklyn's hometown artist.

FIFTH AVENUE Second to Third Streets

FIFTH AVENUE 3rd to 4th Streets

PYR Wine Shop:

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Brooklyn Mercantile: Give the gift of one of their intimate, on-site classes in sewing, crafts, quilting, and
more. They also have bags, housewares, jewelry, one-of-a-kind art and more.

Stitch Therapy: Knitting bags, Wool baby rattle knitting kit, felting kit ($30).

FIFTH AVENUE 2nd to 3rd Street

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Bird:
It can be a little pricey in here but it's a great gift source
for the fashionista on your list. Featured women's collections (at all
locations) include 3.1 Phillip
Lim, Acne, A.P.C., Alexander Wang, Isabel Marant, Maison Martin
Margiela Ligne 6, Rachel Comey, Stella McCartney, Thakoon, Tsumori
Chisato, Yigal Azrouël, Zero + Maria Cornejo. .

FIFTH AVENUE 4th to 5th Street

Under the Pig Antiques: You never know what you'll fine in here. Have FUN.

FIFTH AVENUE 5th to 6th Streets

Brooklyn Superhero Supply Co: Strive
To Be Boring and My Secret Identity black t-shirts. Secret Identity
kits, Superhero Supplements from Aardvark Brothers Brand, Strong vacuum
suction cups, mylar force fields…

Zuzu's Petals:  Small
oval shaped (and very feminine) quilted jewelry boxes, plates and
platters that look like doilies, Italian urns, runners and MORE.

Urban Alchemist: Part store, part gallery and part artisan salon, Urban Alchemist has an eclectic mix of emerging designers as well as carefully selected vintage and modern home goods, accessories and furniture. I love the delicate necklaces and earrings by Rebeccah Shepherd, the plastered vintage milk bottles from Brooklyn milk companies of yore and more. Much more. The shop is just east of Fifth Avenue on 5th Street.

FIFTH AVENUE 7th to 8th Streets

Save on Fifth: What a selection of just about everything. Cheap, cheap, cheap.

FIFTH AVENUE 8th – 9th Streets

Galaxy Comics: 12 inch Yellow Submarine Beatles figurines. 

Record and Tape Center: Huge collection of used LPs and CDs.

Tip Top Gifts: Commando sweaters in black, navy, and green with patches on the shoulders and elbows ($38).

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SEVENTH AVENUE Lincoln to Berkeley

Paper XOXO Owner Alison has great taste in all things paper, including Manhattan Diaries, letter press cards, diaries, journals and more.

Mandala Tibetan Store: Fantastic furry ear muffs, scarves galore, Buddha figurines, bags, jewelry.

Slope Sports: Great
gifts for winter runners: Mizuno BreathThermo running hat and gloves,
$20 each, The Stick self-massager;  Life is good® long-sleeve
t-shirts, CRAFT top or bottom base layer.

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Blue Apron (just east of 7th Avenue): Imported
and domestic hams and other chacuterie.  The cheeses are artisanal,
perfectly kept and presented, and none are cut until you're ready to
buy (a righteous rarity and a practice only found among the best cheese
mongers).  They work with very small producers to be able to offer
flawless ricotta cheese, domestic prosciutto that rivals Parma's, and
other products that are available almost nowhere else in New York. 
Breads are from Amy's, Pain d'Avignon, Sullivan Street and Royal
Crown.  Jacques Torres is a friend of the store and the best of his
chocolates are sold here.

Newstand: A lottery ticket.

Facets: Beautiful precious and semi-precious jewelry and earrings

Area: T-shirts and wooden toys, Ugly Dolls and more.

Aersoles: Shoes, great socks and stockings.

SEVENTH AVENUE President to Carroll

Loom: Great gifts, all price ranges, all age groups. 

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Lisa Polansky:
This store is crowded with women's clothing, shoes, clogs and more.

Kiwi: Beautiful hat and glove sets 

SEVENTH AVENUE Carroll to Garfield

Jack Rabbit: A pair of running shoes and tuition in the Beginner Running Clinic ($250).

D'Vine Taste: Dried Fruits. Halvah. Fancy olive oils. Proustian Madeleine cakes.

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Community Bookstore: Book ideas: Lit by Mary Karr, Chronic City by Jonathan Lethem, Prospect Park West by Amy Sohn, A Gate at the Stairs by Lorrie Moore, Raymond Carver: A Writer's Life by Carol Sklenicka, Let the Great World Spin by Colum McCann and Store Front (if they're out of it you can always order it).

Little Things: From trendy to classic toys: they've got it all. All wrapped up in purple tissue paper: what could be better?

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Back to the Land:
Dr. Hanuschka, Avalon, Kiss My Face, California Baby, and other skin and hair care products.

Possibilities On The Slope: Cards, balloons, gift items, fragrances and skincare products, etc. 

 SEVENTH AVENUE Garfield to 1st

Artesana: Beautiful ornaments, candles holders, etc. 

 

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The Clay Pot:
  Hotcakes necklaces and earrings are my pick. See left. 

Treasure
Chest:

The Chair Store:

Lolli:
Cinderella Pajamas that come with a book.

Mr. Choi: Just like last
year: Hot Sox in a wide variety of patterns including Hanukah menorahs,
cappuchino, bandannas, and polka dots (3 for $15). 

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MYR: Mallory carries a great selection of her own blend of make up, skin care products and barettes
SEVENTH AVENUE 2nd to 3rd Streets

Eric Shoes: Boots, boots, fabulous boots and bags.

Good Footing: Ice skates.

Tarzian West:
 

SEVENTH AVENUE 3rd to 4th Streets

City Casuals: Clothing (Cut Loose, and other comfortable brands), shoes, scarves and pretty jewelry. Reasonable prices.

Living on Fifth: Going out of business SALE!

The Cocoa Bar: Nicely packaged chocolate treats.

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Lion in the Sun:
Moleskin notebooks in all sizes. Acme pens. Great place to find gifts for the writer in your life.

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SEVENTH AVENUE 4th to 5th Streets

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Lumiere:
Pylones jewelry box, lady in skirt cheese grater, cake knife, massage device, jewelry box, hairbrushes, and other fun items. 

 SEVENTH AVENUE 7th to 8th Streets

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Brooklyn Industries: Great sweaters this year. Bags as always. Gloves, hats and of course super t-shirts.

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OTTO: Fantastic Echo gloves and scarves. Pricey but fabulous hats; three dot t-shirts, boiled wool handbags

4-Play BK: hippy-chic brands like Free People and Blue Platealong with urban
essentials like Puma kicks, designer jeans and Paul Frank t-shirts and more.

Music Matters: New CD by Tom Waits: Glitter and Doom Live, guitar picks in bulk. 

Big Nose, Full Body: Wine gifts galore for the wine enthusiast on your list. 

Goldy & Mac: Sweaters, dresses, bags, accessories…

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Sweet Charity: Fun, floral and tasteful homegoods, gift and clothing shop that is chock full of gift items!

Grab: Gourmet gifts for the foodie you love.

My Friend Henry Lowengard: Imaginary Sound Winners 2009

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Hello Sound Listeners:

It's that time of year again. My friend Henry Lowengard has put together another list of Imaginary Sound Winners 2009:

http://www.wfmu.org/~jhhl/Best/

Says Henry:

"This is my 10th year of these lists – rather a lot when you think of it – and I'm happy to say some real world people are out there doing real projects in the same vein, such as those folks who hooked a big Victrola-style horn behind a plough in a field in Scandinavia.

"Happy imagined listening, and I hope to get to some of these sometime."

OTBKB Music: Best of 2009, Part One

OK, it's mid December. 
That means it's time for my best of 2009 list.  Overall, 2009 had a
tough act to follow because 2008 was an extraordinarily good year
musically.  I do think that there was a bit of a fall off from last
year, but there was still plenty of good new music around.  I've picked
the 10 albums that I've enjoyed the most this year.  They will be
presented today and Wednesday, half on each day, in alphabetical order.

The Stars Are Out Sarah Borges and The Broken Singles – The Stars Are Out: Sarah Borges
has been around for a few years and usually categorized as alt
country.  But The Stars Are Out demolishes that view of her.  It's
mostly rock
of varying kinds, mostly up tempo and all wonderful.  The songs are
split between covers and SB originals.  A few SB&BS fans have
complained that this album is overproduced, but if this is
overproduction, bring it on.

One Last Century
The
Damnwells – One Last
Century
: One Last Century is just plain
wonderful.  You could call it rock power pop with wonderful songs and
great vocals.  If you need a reference point, The Gin Blossoms aren't
all that far away from this.  There is no reason not to own this album;
it was released as a free download here. Yes, it's
legal!

Charlie Faye Wilson Street Charlie Faye – Wilson St: Originally from this area, Charlie moved to
Austin a few years back and Wilson St. of the album title is where she
ended up.  Austin is the place where rock, blues, country and folk all
blend into each other and that's what happens on this album as well. 
All songs are CF originals or co-writes and standouts include She's
Gonna Go, Bottletops, Runaround and Simple Seduction.

New York Town Israel
Nash Gripka – New
York Town
:  Too young to have been around
during the classic rock era, Israel reaches back to what was good in
the 70s as inspiration for this set.  And yes, it does seem he's
channeling John Fogerty in the song Pray for Rain.

Norah Jones - The Fall Norah Jones – The Fall: The past couple of years have
been ones of change for Norah Jones.  So
with all that going on in her life, its no wonder that her new album,
The Fall, finds Norah's music in transition as well.  This record
features
an entirely different musical team and although it still recognizable
as a Norah Jones record, it has
electronic elements and is mixed to be edgier. Highlights include Young
Blood, It's Gonna Be and Back to Manhattan.

To be continued…

 –Eliot Wagner

Child’s Play: Acting Classes for PreK to 1st Graders

_DSC1453 Child's Play NY is opening it's winter registration for acting classes for PreK to 1st grade. Children interpret characters, tell stories and connect with their intuitive ability to make-believe.

Into each class is woven a folktale or fairytale which the class re-interprets and which springboards improvisation.

Techniques of acting as well as specific voice and movement work are an integral part of the curriculum. Visual arts, mask, puppetry and costume augment the workshop and support imagination.

Child's Play offers young people the opportunity to explore and perform theater and in doing so builds confidence, compassion and creativity.

The 12-week session is held in Carroll Gardens at the Area Yoga studio on 320 Court Street from 3:25-4:25 on Tuesdays from January 6th to April 5th.

Child's Play is taught by Jocelyn Greene acting teacher at the Packer Collegiate Institute and the Berkeley Carroll School.

For more information and an application go to www.childsplayny.com

Smartmom Chaperones a Marriott Sleepover

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Here from this week's Brooklyn Paper, it's Smartmom:

It was Luvbud’s 12th birthday and Luvbud’s Mom wanted to do
something really special for her: a night at a hotel with four of her
best friends.

So Luvbud Mom booked two rooms at the Brooklyn Marriott and told Luvbud to invite her BFFs.

But there was one problem: Luvbud’s Mom had to stay home to care for
her mother, who isn’t well. She called Smartmom with the bad news.

“I can chaperone the girls,” Smartmom told her.

“Are you sure? ” she asked.

“No problem. I don’t mind spending a night in a hotel with five 12-year-old girls,” Smartmom said.

When the Oh So Feisty One got wind of the plan she was none too happy.

“Why can’t Luvbud’s mom do it. That would be SO much better,” OSFO told her.

“Thanks for the vote of confidence,” Smartmom said. “But it’s me or no party.”

On Saturday, Smartmom and the girls walked to the subway in the
rain. Smartmom made sure to stay about a block ahead of the girls
because she knew that OSFO wouldn’t want her hovering too close.

In fact, OSFO doesn’t like Smartmom hovering too close most of the time.

The allergy kicked in right around her 12th birthday last March and
it hasn’t let up at all. Sometimes she actually looks ill when Smartmom
enters her room.

Back to Saturday: Smartmom checked into the hotel as the girl swooned at the sight of the hotel’s pretty lobby Christmas tree.

“I’m two doors down from you girls,” Smartmom told OSFO and her friends.

“And the pool is open 24 hours,” she added.

“Yay. We can go swimming at midnight,” one of the girls said.

When the girls entered their room, they squealed with delight
and immediately started jumping on their beds. OSFO quickly ushered
Smartmom out of the room and made it clear that Smartmom wasn’t
welcome.

Smartmom did check in every half hour or so to see what they were up
to. She told them they should go swimming, but they were too busy
trying on each other’s clothes and putting on makeup in the bathroom.

Smartmom had lots to do in her private hotel room. She brought her
laptop fully intending to write her column or read a book. Instead she
found herself feeling very, very relaxed and sleepy on the ultra
comfortable mattress with its soft, soft, cotton sheets.

Smartmom woke up to a hard knock on the door. It was OSFO and the girls dressed in their bikinis.

“The pool was closed,” OSFO told her, clearly annoyed. “It’s not open 24 hours like you said.”

“Really? That’s what the woman at the front desk told me — unless I
misunderstood,” Smartmom said, sailing through a sea of unhappy faces.
“My bad. But you can go swimming in the morning. The pool opens at 9
am,” she added, restoring the levity.

About an hour later, Smartmom knocked on their door to see if the
girls were ready for dinner, but there was no answer. She banged some
more. Still no answer. She did experience a moment of panic. Had they
been asphyxiated by makeup or poisoned by nail polish remover?

She managed to stay calm and went downstairs to the Archives Restaurant to see if they were there.

Sure enough, the BFFs were eating dinner in the crowded restaurant.
Looking like 12 going on 23, they were all beautifully dressed up in
skirts or dresses and they were drinking …

“They’re virgin Strawberry Daiquiris,” one of the girls told Smartmom.

“We were having Shirley Temples, but then we ordered these,” another girl said.

Smartmom had to laugh. It occurred to her that this could be
construed as pre-alcoholic behavior, but she flicked the thought out of
her mind like an annoying mosquito. The girls were having fun.

As planned, Smartmom met Hepcat in the lobby for dinner. They sat
and ate their dinner at the bar — far away from the girls. He had a
Virgin Guinness while Smartmom had a Virgin Chardonnay. When the girls
were finished with dinner, OSFO came over to Hepcat.

“Can I borrow your camera,” she asked, all sugar no spice.

“Ummm, it’s the new camera,” he said nervously. “Do you know how to use it?”

“Of course I do,” OSFO said, taking the camera.

After dinner, Smartmom and Hepcat watched “White Christmas” in the
hotel room as he waited nervously for the return of his camera. Around
midnight, Smartmom knocked on the door.

“Yes?” OSFO said through a small crack.

“Can I have the camera?” she said.

“One minute,” OSFO said, shutting the door.

OSFO returned a minute later with the camera. She handed it over.

“And don’t look at the pictures,” she said, shutting the door again.

“I think she should see the pictures,” Smartmom heard another friend say through the door.

“Omigod. They took 315 photographs,” Hepcat exclaimed checking his
camera to make sure it was still in good working condition (which it
was). “And they’re really good,” he added. “Did you know they ordered
from room service?”

“They did?” Smartmom gasped.

Sure enough there was a photo of a waiter carrying a tray. There
were three other trays visible in the picture. Luvbud’s Mom would not
be happy.

“They sure made a mess of that room,” he said. “And they jumped on the bed.”

Indeed, the photographs were fantastic: a perfect lens into the
crazy, fun, exuberant world of Luvbud’s 12th birthday party at the
Marriott.

Smartmom may not have been a fly on the wall, but Hepcat’s camera
was able to capture better than thousands of words what it was like on
that magical night.

A birthday/slumber party at the Marriott: Expensive, trust me.

A night of fun with your BFFs (and OSFO’s mother, father and SLR camera): priceless.

OTBKB Film by Pops Corn: Brothers

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There are films that just can’t be described without rattling off dozens of clichés.   When I try to tell people that I love James Gray’s We Own The Night, for example, they inevitably ask, “What’s it about?”

What follows is a description that sounds like every movie ever made and me backpedaling to characterize the film and make it more than its contrivances.  Describing Brothers, this process will not be repeated.

If you’ve seen the trailer, the plot synopsis won’t confuse you.  Loser brother Tommy (Jake Gyllenhaal) is released from prison just as winner brother Sam (Tobey Maguire) is deployed in Afghanistan to fight terrorism. He is reported killed in action.  Tommy takes over as surrogate father to Sam’s kids and potentially husband and lover to Sam’s beautiful wife (Natalie Portman).  Sam, his death erroneously reported, returns home considerably damaged to find his reformed brother is new favorite.  Sam rampages.

The Afghanistan footage, where Sam is kept captive and must commit grave atrocities that betray his values and his country, is completely out of step with the rest of the film. This could have provided an opportunity for tonal exercise, seeing how much the audience could take of two films in a completely different style.  However, the combat and captive scenes ring far too false. Director Jim Sheridan is much better at handling the tender side of the family drama, as his background with films like In America would suggest.  The film also suffers from a seemingly tacked-on “everybody’s fine” ending (the alternate ending theory seems to be a theme in this year’s Oscar-mongering crop).  An actor’s workshop of sorts, Sheridan does get some solid performances, notable is Sam Shepard, as the emotionally disconnected, tough-love patriarch.  But at its best, the movie is only able to rise above some of its many clichés.

–Pops Corn

Hannukah: Light Two Candles Tonight

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It's already the second night of Hannukah. Here's the blessing for candle lighting in English and Hebrew. Thanks to: judaism.about.com/od/chanukah/qt/hanukablessings.htm

BLESSING 1

English:
Blessed are You, Lord our God, King of the universe, who has sanctified
us by His commandments, and has commanded us to kindle the lights of
Hanukkah.

Sfaradi/Modern Israeli:
Barukh Atta Adonay Eloheynu Melekh Ha-olam Asher Kiddeshanu Be-mitsvotav Ve-tsivanu Lehadlik Ner Shel khanuka

Common Ashkenazi (Western Europe, Belorussia, Baltic Republics):
Borukh Ato Adoynoy Eloyheynu Melekh Ho-oylom Asher Kiddeshonu Be-mitsvoysov Ve-tsivonu Lehadlik Neyr Shel khanuko

South Ashkenazi (Poland, Ukraine, Romania, Moldavia): 
Burikh Atu Adoynoy Eloyhayni Melekh Hu-oylum Asher Kiddeshuni Be-mitsvoysuv Ve-tsivuni Lehadlik Nayr Shel khaniku

BLESSING 2

English:
Blessed are you, Lord our God, King of the universe, who wrought miracles for our fathers in days of old, at this season.

Sfaradi/Modern Israeli:
Barukh Atta Adonay Eloheynu Melekh Ha-olam She-asa Nissim La-avoteynu Ba-yyamim Ha-hem Ba-zzman Ha-zze

Common Ashkenazi (Western Europe, Belorussia, Baltic Republics): 
Borukh Ato Adoynoy Eloyheynu Melekh Ho-oylom She-oso Nissim La-avoseynu Ba-yyomim Ho-heym Ba-zzman Ha-zze

South Ashkenazi (Poland, Ukraine, Romania, Moldavia): 
Burikh Atu Adoynoy Eloyhayni Melekh Hu-oylum She-usu Nissim La-avosayni Ba-yyumim Hu-haym Ba-zzman Ha-zze

Tonight: The Peace on Earth Holy Rolling Blow-out with Rev Billy and the Life After Shopping Gospel Choir!

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Here's some last minute blog love for  Reverend Billy and
the Choir's Holiday Revival Blow-out this Saturday at the Brooklyn Lyceum.  I saw them during the mayoral campaign and they're wonderful, inspiring, smart and entertaining.

I'm going to try to be there. Hope you can make it, too.

Saturday, 12/12/2009, 8:00pm

Reverend Billy and the Church Of Life After Shopping Present:

The Peace on Earth Holy Rolling Blow-out with Reverend Billy and the
Life After Shopping Gospel Choir!

All ages, Tickets $10 — no one turned away. Order online here:
http://bit.ly/2009-blow-out

The Weekend List: Foot juggling, Holy Rolling Blow-Out, Shopping for a Cause

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MOVIES:
Saturday, Dec. 12 at 5 PM: a special screening of Little Fugitive. When a seven-year-old boy (Richie Andrusco) is tricked into believing
he killed his older brother, he gathers his meager possessions and
flees to New York’s nether wonderland: Coney Island. Upon and beneath
the crowded boardwalk, Joey experiences a day and night filled with
adventures and mysteries, resulting in a film that is refreshingly
spontaneous and thoroughly delightful. Also Morris Engel: The Independent, a documentary by Mary Engel about her father, Morris Engel, director of Little Fugitive. Mary Engel will introduce.

 
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Sesame Street Film Festival
at BAMCinematek

SHOPPING: Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn-December 12 and 13 marks the third annual shopping benefit sponsored by Brooklyn Indie Market, an up and coming designers market. Indie designers donate 10-15% of sales to benefit Brooklyn Community Housing and Services, committed to ending homelessness in Brooklyn by providing safe, clean supportive housing each year for nearly 700 women, children and men.

OTTO on Seventh Avenue between 10th & 11th Streets, is full of great gifts for a woman in your love. For the last nineteen years the store has featured an elegant selection of fine lingerie, swimwear, clothing, accessories and OTTO exclusives.

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Bergen Street Comics might be just the place to find an unusual gift for the sophisticated comic lover on your shopping list. It's part of a new wave of contemporary comic book
retailers, nspired by
the brilliant comics being created today, and by other great retailers
we’ve seen around the country. 470 Bergen St, Brooklyn, NY 11217.

THEATER: Kneehigh Theater's acclaimed production of Noel Coward's Brief Encounter at St. Ann's Warehouse in DUMBO. Now through January 3.

MUSIC: Sunday, December 13, Barbès and the Concert Artist Guild present a classical
music concert featuring some of the best new talent in the classical world. This month:
THE WIANCKO DUO. Violinist Michi Wiancko teams up with her brother cellist Paul Wiancko in their first ever duo concert.

DANCE PARTY: On Friday, December 11 at 8 PM (until 4 AM) at The Bell House: The Biblioball Dance Party. Proceeds go to Literacy for Incarcerated Teens (serving incarcerated and detained youth in NYC.)
Live music from The Lucky Chops Brass Band , Nine 11 Thesaurus, The
Hungry March Band, Rude Mechanical Orchestra, & Living Days Foot juggling and trapeze artists The Anne-tipodist & Jean Loscalzo

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HOLY ROLLING BLOW-OUT:
The Peace on Earth Holy Rolling Blow-out with Reverend Billy and the
Life After Shopping Gospel Choir!. All ages, Tickets $10 — no one turned away. Saturday, December 12 at 8 PM at the Brooklyn Lyceum. Order online here:
http://bit.ly/2009-blow-out.

Submissions Wanted for Memoir-A-Thon on Feb 11th: Send Now

Branka Ruzak, who curates the Memoir-A-Thon is looking for submissions for this year's event. I mentioned this at last night's literary benefit. Here's Branka's request:

The curator of the 2010 Brooklyn Reading Works Memoir-a-thon is looking for short submissions for its February 11th event.



Looking for short personal stories and insights on how you managed to
survive, preserve your sanity and even have fun during this long hard
winter of a year. Running time 5-8 minutes. 1000 words max.




Please send submissions to brankaruzak(at)gmail(dot)com.

Now Those are Christmas Stockings!

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This store doesn't know me from a whole in the wall but I like the emails they send. It's located in a fairly remote spot (for us Park Slopers) in Greenpoint.

I was once stopped in after a Brooklyn Blogade event and I bought a pretty beaded necklace. It's right near Word Books and it's called Dalaga.

The email says that the Christmas stockings are decorative. Does that mean they can't be used for retrieval of Santa's gifts? They're $20 and very pretty.

 I also like the red "Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down" dress. Pedro Almodovar would definitely approve. It's actually called the Japan Sun Colored Dress and it's $68.

The black dress is for the more understated. It's called the 5th Culture Crochet Lace Dress and it's $55.

Dalaga: 150 Franklin Street, Brooklyn NY 11222. 718-389-4049. Open 7 days a week. 12-9 PM every day except Sunday open until 8PM.

OTBKB Music: New Years Eve Possibilities

I'll finish my December listings with some possibilities for music on
New Year's Eve.  Although some shows are already sold out I believe
everything below is still available.

In and around Park Slope:

Eli "Paperboy" Reed, The Obits and live DJs – The Bell House, 149 7th Street (at 2nd Avenue),  8pm , $30 advance, $40 day of show

Project Jenny Project Jan and  DJs Midnight Creep – Union Hall, 702
Union Street (at 5th Avenue), 8pm, $20 advance, $25 day of show

Brazil Meets Appalachia: Matturo.Forro-Down Dance Party – Barbes, 376
9th Street (at Sixth Avenue), 10pm (appears to be regular $10 donation
request policy, contact the club)

Dean & Britta (early show) 7:30 $20 – Southpaw, 125 Fifth
Avenue (between St. Johns and Sterling Places), 7:30pm, $20

Elsewhere:

The Mike Hunt Band -  Lakeside Lounge,
Avenue B and 10th
Street, 9:30 (F Train to 14th Street, transfer to either the 14A or 14D
bus, exit at 10th Street (14A) or 11th Street (14D) and walk to Avenue
B), $10, contact the club for time of show

The Brooklyn Boogaloo Blowout55 Bar, 55 Christopher St. between 6th
and 7th Avenues (1 Train to Christopher Street), 10pm, cover tba

Dan Torres with Ryan Vaughn – Caffe Vivaldi, 32 Jones Street off
Bleecker Street and  near Seventh Avenue (F Train to West 4th Street or
1 Train to Christopher Street), no cover, contact club for times

The Detroit CobrasMercury Lounge, 217 East Houston Street at Essex
Street (F Train to Second Avenue, use the First Avenue exit) , 11pm,
$25 advance, $30 day of show

Los LobosCity Winery, 155 Varick Street between
Spring and
Vandam Streets (1 Train to Houston Street or Canal Street; C or E
Trains to Spring Street), 7:30pm, $45-150; 11pm, $75-225

Susquehanna Industrial Tool & Die Co. – Otto's Shrunken
Head, 538 E. 14th Street near Avenue B, F Train to 14th Street, transfer to 14D
bus to Avenue B, 8pm, check with club about cover

James Maddock, 10pm-midnight, Dan Torres, midnight-2am  – The Rockwood Music
Hall
, 196
Allen Street (F Train to
Second Avenue, take the First Avenue exit), check with club for cover policy

Auld Twang Syne III featuring Fresh Baked, Whistling Wolves, Cain &
Annabelle
, and more.  The Living Room,
154 Ludlow Street, (F
Train to Second Avenue, use the First Avenue exit), 9pm, $15

 –Eliot Wagner

Park Slope Ale House: Anything But the Chicken Fingers

Can you believe I've never been to the Park Slope Ale House on 6th Avenue and 5th Street. I mean it's right nearby. It used to be called the Park Slope Brewery and I was living across the street when that opened and I used to go there. But since it became the Ale House, I haven't stopped in. I heard from Dave, an OTBKB reader who wrote in about the new Kohzee Cafe, another 6th Avenue establishment. He has a blog called DaveWeekly.com, and he thinks the Ale House is awesome. Here's his take:

It is a very nice place.  Since our son was born last year (whom, by the way, I blog about at DaveWeekly.com),
my wife and I can't go out on Friday nights like we used to.  Our
Friday nights have basically become "Ale House Takeout and Netflix"
nights.  It suits us well, though, and we've found quite a few things
on the menu we really enjoy.  We love the BBQ pulled pork sandwich and
the burgers.  I enjoy the wings from time to time, and my wife is a fan
of their quesadilla.  During Lent we often had their catfish sandwich
and their fish & chips (which is better for takeout than Chip
Shop's, since they're not as soggy).  Last week we took friends there
and I tired their chicken pot pie, which was fantastic.  My wife tried
the shepherd's pie and thought it was great, too.  I've even had the
steak there.  If you're into pub food, it's excellent… except for the
chicken fingers.  Don't know why, but they make horrible chicken
fingers there.  
 
They're also family-friendly, and one of the bartenders there (who
may be part-owner) calls our son her "boyfriend" and certainly makes us
feel very welcome.  Anyway, we've grown to really love the place…
you should definitely check it out. 

First Anniversary of Madoff’s Arrest: The Day the Inheritance Died

It was 9 p.m. on a rainy December night in Brooklyn and I was standing in Little Things Toy Store with my 11-year-old daughter, who was begging me to buy her a stuffed black and white Chihuahua, when I got a call on my cell phone from my identical twin sister.

"I have unfortunate news," my sister said gravely. "But first let me say: everyone is healthy. No one is dying…"

I braced for something unpleasant.

"Bernard Madoff has just been charged with the biggest Ponzi scheme in US history," she said.

Bernard Madoff: I knew the name well. His was the firm, which handled my deceased father's investments. For years my father had enjoyed a consistently good return on his principle. My stomach lurched.

"Dad's money. It's gone," she said. "This is a nightmare."

Suddenly I felt ill but still I wasn't comprehending. What was a Pansy scheme anyway? Frankly, I didn't have a clue. But I wasn't ready to learn the details. I was already having too much trouble absorbing my sister's words. Dad's money. Gone. This really was a nightmare.

Standing in the toy store, my daughter tugged at my arm.

"Mom, are you going to buy it for me?" she nagged. I was so distracted that I walked straight to the cashier and handed her the stuffed animal and my credit card to the shopkeeper. I barely registered the fact that the stuffed dog cost something like $21. My head was spinning. First my father died of colon cancer in September and now this. I didn't know what to do — or what to think.

"I'm really worried about H," my sister said speaking of my 68-year-old stepmother.

My heart pulsed at the thought. My father had told H months before he died that she had nothing to worry about, that she would be well taken care of for the rest of her life. And now this? I couldn't believe what my sister was telling me. We had each inherited 25% of my father's estate. That was my nest egg. For the first time in my life I had felt some hope of financial security.

And now my stepmother's financial future was in question. What would become of her?

I told my sister I'd call her back when I got home. I watched as the cashier put the Chihuahua in a small shopping bag. Oddly—and in just one small way—the moment reminded me of the morning of 9/11. Minutes after the second plane crashed into Tower Two of the World Trade Center, I was in the kitchen listening to WNYC with my daughter, who was 4-years-old at the time, feeling utter terror at the idea that New York City was being attacked. Simultaneously I wanted more than anything to shield my daughter from what was unfolding.

At that most horrific moment, I polished my daughter's tiny toe-nails as a way to distract her—and myself—from what was going on a few miles away in lower Manhattan.

And now I wanted her to have that stuffed black and white Chihuahua.

Walking out of the toy store, I felt dizzy, like I might faint or even throw up. Once outside, however, the cold air revived me as I made my way home wondering if I'd imagined the whole thing

Dad's money. Gone.

 

Dear Mr. Madoff or Notes to a Sociopathic Asshole (Reposted from March 11)

This is a reprint from March 11, 2009, the three month anniversary of Madoff's arrest. Today is the one year anniversary.

Here they are: my first words on OTBKB about Madoff, the man who has brought so much anguish to members of my family.

Today, EXACTLY  three
months to the day that Bernard Madoff was arrested for running the
largest Ponzi scheme in history, Madoff will plead guilty.

That
will be music to my ears. The last three months have been a horrendous
whirlwind of shock, disbelief,  pain, disappointment, economic fear,
loathing and sadness that I've barely had time to actually feel angry
at the man himself.

But now I feel angry and vindictive. I want
the worst for this man. I always thought it was ridiculous that he got
to remain in his penthouse. Brooklyn petty criminals suffer more than
this man who stole from thousands of people.

The New York Times
asked Eli Wiesel, who's foundation and personal savings were invested
with Madoff, what kind of punishment would fit Madoff's crime:  “I
would like him to be in a solitary cell with only a screen,
and on that screen for at least five years of his life, every day and
every night, there should be pictures of his victims, one after the
other after the other, all the time a voice saying, ‘Look what you have
done to this old lady, look what you have done to that child, look what
you have done,’ nothing else.”

I like his idea. but I'd also
like Madoff to know that he didn't just hurt the investors themselves
but he hurt their husbands, their wives, their children and
grandchildren. He hurt the people who depend on these people. He's hurt
the people, issues, organizations, who benefited from the many
charities that had invested with Madoff

He hurt people very close
to me and caused them acute anxiety and sleepless nights worrying about
their future. The pain has been both emotional and physical.

What
would I like to do to that guy? On behalf of my father, who left this
world thinking that his wife, his daughters and his grandchildren were
in decent economic shape (and that's what he wanted for us), I would
like to personally like to claw his eyes out.

–For my father's memory
–For the emotional and physical pain
–For the disappointment
–For the anxiety
–For the economic insecurity
–For all the time this is taking to sort out.

My
father would have been devastated by what has happened since his death
on September 7th. So I think Madoff should have to listen to an endless
loop of our conversations with lawyers, accountants, doctors, friends,
family about the fallout from this mess…

Sometimes I'm just
glad my father didn't live to see this. But then again, maybe we could
use his humor, his smarts, and his always interesting perspective on
things. Truth is, I'd do anything for a funny line from my dad right
about now. 

Because, you know, he was a really funny guy.

Today: Anniversary of Madoff’s Arrest

It's been quite a year for me and my family. Here's an excerpt from an article, When Nest Eggs Crack, by Michael Winerip, which was published February 6, 2009 in the Generation B column of the NY Times.

…Her
father had been a highly successful Madison Avenue ad executive. He had
lived well — he loved opera, museums, the racetrack — but had also
saved and invested his money and was generous with his two daughters,
Ms. Jacobson and her twin sister, Louise Crawford, as well as their
families.

Still, like many of his generation, her father had a
prudent streak, preferred the subway to car services. When he grew thin
from colon cancer, Ms. Jacobson tried to persuade him to hire a
food-delivery service. When he wouldn’t, she and her sister would stop
by his apartment with the minestrone or tongue sandwiches he loved.

She
tried getting him to take a car service to his chemo sessions, but he
was stubborn. And then, in mid-August, he called her saying he’d
collapsed on the subway and two big men had to carry him up to the
street.

Not long after, on Sept. 7, 2008, he died.

Watching
his slow, painful end was hard. And while Ms. Jacobson was aware he had
left a substantial estate, she didn’t talk to her stepmother about the
details for weeks. “We were so devastated,” she said. “I was in shock.”

In
October, she received a copy of the will in the mail, indicating that
the estate would be divided, with half going to her stepmother and the
other half to be split between Ms. Jacobson and her twin. “I asked my
stepmother how much,” Ms. Jacobson recalled. “She said: ‘I don’t know.
It changes month to month.’ ”

By November, Ms. Jacobson said she
knew there was an investment portfolio worth about $2 million, and
despite the stock market crash, it hadn’t lost value. The name of the
investment firm, which had offices in New York and London, didn’t mean
anything to her, but she was impressed. “Obviously, this guy had to be
a genius, if we hadn’t lost any money in the last six months,” she said.

SHE did worry that the money was invested all in one place.

On
Dec. 8, Ms. Jacobson, her sister and stepmother had lunch at Teresa’s,
a Ukrainian restaurant in Brooklyn Heights, and for the first time, she
said, she eyeballed the records. “I had no idea what they meant,” she
said. “My stepmother would say: ‘He has it all in T-bills. He’s buying
new stuff.’ It looked like stock in Coca-Cola, Pfizer, Google, Microsoft, IBM. 

“It
wasn’t like a laser printout you’d get from Smith Barney,” Ms. Jacobson
said. “It looked typed from an old-fashion computer.”

“I figured, ‘This is how the wealthy do it.’ ”

“My
stepmother said, ‘Let’s wait for the year-end statement before we do
anything.’ I felt like, O.K., this is all good, a light at the end of a
long tunnel. This is going to be my new life. It could be
transformative.”

She and her husband live in an attractive, but
modest co-op in Park Slope, two bedrooms, one bath, which they bought
for $360,000 in 2000.

Now she let herself think of what they could do with $500,000: pay off the home equity loan they’d used to finance the failed in-vitro treatments and the cost of
adopting Sonya from Russia. Put away money for Sonya’s college. Maybe
buy a bigger two-bedroom in the building with a second bathroom. “I
even had fantasy thoughts — buy a little country house,” she said.

“It allowed me to dream,” she said. “It was a nice feeling of this huge pillow protecting us.”

That
week, Ms. Jacobson was putting together a contemporary kitchen for a
Dial Soft Scrub commercial. “We had five days to pound it out,” she
said.

On Thursday evening, Dec. 11, after putting Sonya to bed,
she made a cup of tea, sat on the living room couch with her Mac in her
lap, turned on “Antiques Roadshow,” and went searching online for the
day’s news. She saw a headline about a major investment fraud.

“I thought it was that crazy hedge fund guy,” she said, meaning Marc S. Dreier, the Manhattan lawyer accused of stealing $380 million from investors.

But when she clicked, she saw:

Bernard Madoff

The very name on those old-style investment reports for rich people.

“I was in shock,” she said. “Oh this is insane, this was our worst
nightmare. We had worried about losing money in the stock market, but
…”

Dec 15 at 7:30 PM: Author Colum McCann at Community Bookstore

Next week at the Community Bookstore, there's a celebration of a new anthology of Paris Review interviews. Colum McCann, this year's National Book Award Winner, will be joined by Nathaniel Rich for this special event.

This edition of the Paris Review Interviews has already been lauded as a highlight-laden gem.
Come celebrate the season in style at Community Bookstore. It's sure to be a memorable evening!

Tuesday, December 15th at 7:30pm
Nathaniel Rich and Colum McCann
celebrate a new book of Paris Review interviews

At the bookstore, there will be a wild cast of Paris Review contributors including (but not limited to) Nathaniel Rich (The Mayor’s Tongue) and Colum McCann (Let The Great World Spin, Zoli, Dancer) as they read in celebration of the new anthology of Paris Review interviews and the newly-released 4-volume Paris Review interview boxed set.  A boxed set, wouldn’t that make a lovely holiday gift?  And you could get it signed, too.  And we’ll have free wine and cheese… Oh, December 15th, come soon!

I am in the midst of reading, inhaling, enjoying McCann's book, "Let the Great World Spin" so I will make every effort to be there b/c I think he is an inspiring writer. Says the Guardian: "In the exact centre of this novel, poised, is a 10-page account of Philippe Petit’s preparation for his 1974 high-wire walk between the Twin Towers of the World Trade Centre. Colum McCann’s story of interlocking lives in New York is structured on either side of this interlude, and bears no direct relation to it, but it is the brief impossibility of Petit’s balancing act that holds it together."

HGTV Wants Brooklyn Homes for Interior Design Reality Show

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DO YOU HAVE A KNACK FOR HOME DESIGN?
IS THERE A ROOM IN YOUR HOME THAT¹S RIPE FOR RENOVATION?
IS THERE NO ONE ON YOUR BLOCK THAT MATCHES YOUR CURB APPEAL?
IF SO, WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU!

HGTV is producing an exciting new series called "Battle on the Bloc" where
neighbors will compete against one another in a home design/renovation
competition show that allows one family to win a cash prizeŠand neighborhood
bragging rights!

The series will offer outgoing families an all-expense paid opportunity to
work together to renovate one room in their house. Only the most competitive
neighbors need apply!

TO APPLY OR GET MORE INFORMATION CONTACT:
HomeDesignChallenge@gmail.com
Call: 212-643-3601 ext. 305

TELL US WHY WE SHOULD CHOOSE YOUR FAMILY FOR THE SHOW!

PLEASE INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION:

Names and ages of everyone living in the home / Contact
information.

Detailed description of your neighborhood and your home.

Pictures of your family and your home.

Description of the neighbors you¹d most like to compete
against!