R&R Found Afar 

I'm gone, now traveling
By plane & car & boat.
If you happen to be a burglar,
Please disregard this note.

Back on the twenty-sixth
To unpack, unwind, rewind.
Expect that distant merchants
Will've robbed me nearly blind.

O the joys of travel,
The boon of new addresses,
A surefire way of purging
All traces of our stresses.