Para-Daschle
So what does Tom Daschle, non-lawyer, do
For his D.C. law firm employer?
A hard-working, useful para-legal
Who's fiddling with briefs in the foyer?
Or, since the firm is a lobbying hive
And he's never registered as such,
Is Tom Daschle skating on the thinnest of ice
And now para-lobbyist in dutch?