News item: John McCain says he’s turned  to Sarah Palin for advice many times over the years.

                      SISTER SARAH

"Should I ask Dad tonight for the horseless carriage?
Does dating fast girls spoil a guy for marriage?"

"Think joining the circus beats a hitch in the navy?
D’ya like my hair straight and long or wavy?"

"I know you hate the thought of abortion, of
course,
But what about becoming rich through divorce?"

"Is running for the Senate something for me
Seeing’s I know zip about the economy?"

"Party leaders say I’m much too slick.
Shoot! What’s the meaning of maverick?"

"Sarah, if the voters cook my goose
Will you show me how to hunt for
moose?"

                                            Leon Freilich