Task-Task, Tsk Tsk
Multitasking began
With the original man:
Adam gathered fruit
That he knew would suit
Eve, his Eden bride
Always at his side.
Simultaneously
He prayed–so earnestly
To his maker-God
(Which He above thought odd)
That when they came to some bridge
Eve took jealous umbrage,
And signaled the snake who’d made
Overtures in the shade
Promising a life
Superior to that of a wife
And let her jealousy
Squash all loyalty.
Then as everyone knows,
Taste-of-the-apple and close.
Bye bye Edenic basking–
Thanks to multitasking
The meaning behind all this
Hip-hop in Genesis?
To keep your significant other
Unitask, earth brother.