I just got this from Verse Responder, Leon Freilich.

On Sunday, the Park Slope Food Coop is collecting food for CHIPS, the Fourth Avenue soup kitchen. Anyone who wants an instant reward for his/her good deed may claim an on-the-spot personalized quatrain from the Verse Responder, who’ll be on hand both mornings. Couples, of course, may prefer couplets.

Dry, packaged food items only. Rhymes will also be dry though not packaged.