Smart, funny, sarcastic, fun and stylish, Nancy Nancy was the go-to store for the funny card, the goofy gift, the great stocking stuffer and items like the Nancy Nancy watch and coffee cup I bought for my friend, Nancy.
And now, after ten years, Nancy Nancy is closing and we’re reeling from the SHOCK.
The guilt sets in:
Maybe I should have bought more there. Now I’m sorry for all the browsing and not buying that I did. But I did buy my share of things like the Beethoven doll that plays Beethoven I bought for OSFO recently.
Now that the word is out that Nancy, Nancy, the great Fifth Avenue card, knick knack and joke gift emporium, is closing, everyone is asking WHY? WHY?
Bottom line: the landlord pulled the lease and is selling the building. A friend tells me that a prominent Fifth Avenue landlord died recently, which may have something to do with this.
Thankfully: Nancy Nancy’s terrific and funny blog blog provides some insight into the situation. And she does offer this explanation here:
The only one who could ever teach me was the son of a preacher man….Maybe I need more of the son of a RETAIL man, rather than preacher man, I’ll take any help I can get at this point. I do have this store, Nancy Nancy, at least for another 5 months or so. I’ve had for almost 10 years. Damn. Thank God/dess people still come in and say, “Great Store”, “You have a great sense of humor”, “Thanks for the laugh”. That helps, when I can’t figure out which way is up now that the landlord pulled the lease, and is selling the building. Wanna see the store? Time to reincarnate like the sign says…..
The fact that she recently turned 50 is also causing some chaos in her life:
I just turned 50 and now, every once and awhile, for a split second, I find myself in a complete panic about aging. I thoroughly understand Woody Allen’s neurotic obsession with death and dying now (as much as I hate him.) Everyday when I was thirteen was an exciting adventure, I never knew what was going to happen…what boy would talk to me, what new shirt would please me to no end, who was going to be in concert? NOW, its waking up to the adventure of what limb or joint will have a new indeterminate pain, what toe nail will turn black for no reason. What the Fuck, and its just going to get worse, and don’t look at yourself on video or in pictures. Its so sad. Jeez. It’s come to this, I don’t want to be in this downward spiral til I’m 80. One of those old ladies endlessly complaining by the pool in Florida. I am not the kind who knows every inch of my body, and every pore on my face, I barely look in the mirror. I am not the one who is planning out my plastic surgeries. I am going to stand by and probably do nothing I mean age naturally. I am going to sink and sag and remain in a sheer panic about my nose, ears and feet continuing to grow while the rest of me implodes. I am now thoroughly nauseous. No wonder I believe in fairies, nymphs, witches, goddesses and the goodness of trees, because this human thing is for the birds.
Clearly, she sees the store’s closing as a chance to reinvent herself:
I am whirling and swirling. A busy Saturday in the store and I am beginning to tell the general public that the store is closing. The range of emotions is staggering. Happy, Sad, Ashamed, Proud, Foolish, Blase… I have no idea where the accent mark is on the keyboard. I have no idea of what 1/2 of what is on this keyboard means. I took typing when I was 13 or so in High School and it was probably the most useful class in my whole HS career, that and Drivers Ed. But now, with the prospect of re-inventing myself again…maybe I should have paid better attention to some of the other classes. I am not sure which of them would benefit me now…. Do I go back to school? Do I pursue the Old Age Home?, the Arts Community at the beach?, the Website? or all of the above, and still try to pay my bills. HA! This will be fun. Since I was little I wanted to read the end of the book to know what would happen so I could relax on the way. I don’t think thats an option. I often wonder what it would be like if I were hardwired differently, could I do more than one thing at a time with out killing myself with anxiety?
Add to the mix, she has all sorts of retail regrets:
My latest set of retail regrets is that I bought kitchen when I had money to try something new in the store, and not personal accessories. I should have stuck with sell what you love… I should have bought leather, cashmere, fabulous wallets, handbags and totes, and gorgeous scarves and soft gloves and fancy socks, some jewelry. Then I should have added some fantastic table top stuff that I would love to put on my table. I blew it. I didn’t Razzle Dazzle em. I barely razzled, never mind dazzled. Amy Winehouse razzle dazzles ‘em, Tina Turner is the totally a Razzle Dazzler. Even Jones is playing the ulitmate razzle dazzler, Frank Sinatra. Last night I blasted Frank singing “FLY Me To the Moon” and I was dancing… tonight Jones is playing 5 in a row, and I can’t pick my head up. “What a difference a day makes”. I won’t even go into the weekends discussions of the reality of true love in this lifetime. That’s a whole ‘nother blog, or should I say blather.