I just love these emails from Rocky Sullivan’s about their pun quiz this evening.

Greetings, Pub Quiz Super Thursdayistas,
Well, we’re all coming down off our Super Tuesday high, and we now know:
* The Dems are gonna be at this a good while longer;
* GOP pundits hate the candidate GOP voters like;
* You could vote for Dennis Kucinich in New York but still vote for another candidate’s delegates;
* Green Party prez candidate Cynthia McKinney packed Rocky’s this weekend;
* You were a dispicable miscreantic excuse for a human if, at the beginning of your victory speech, you didn’t mention the tornado devastation in Tennessee and Arkansas.
* Obama, Clinton, McCain, Romney and Huckabee all made victory speeches;
* I wish I had $5 million to plow into my campaign. What campaign? No campaign…just wish I had $5 million.
* That this interminable, greenhouse-gasses increasing, filthilly expensive race for the White House still has nine months to go…
Feel a little grimy? Come on down to Rocky Sullivan’s Pub Quiz tonight — it’s a soul-scrubbing, heart-bolstering exercise that will leave you feeling smart, energized, passionate and, perhaps, tipsy.
It’s a General Knowledge night, with Aya Alt’s reach-for-the-clouds guest round and the usual retinue of prizes.
Also, here’s Punk Rock to etch into your calendar. ETCH, NOW!!!:
Rocky Sullivan’s Punk Rock Matinee
Sunday, February 24th 5pm
@ Rocky Sullivan’s 34 Van Dyke @ Dwight in Red Hook
http://rockysullivans.com