I got this exciting note in my in box today from Gersh Kuntzman, the editor-in-chief of the Brooklyn Paper. Got that? Brooklyn Paper—singular.

Last week, we unveiled a stunning Web site. This week, it’s jam packed with action. Here goes:

1. 94 year old guy EVICTED! He’ll be homeless by next week. Says he’ll sleep in his Buick. Only in New York, kids, only in New York:

http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/30/2/30_02homeless.html

2.
The Stoop: The Paper’s NEW neighborhood feature, which (for now) only
appears as a concise unit in our five separately zoned editions (it’s
GORGEOUS; I hope you’ll check it out). For now, here are the separate
links from each page (man, it’s a lot of news and features, so hold
onto your mice!):

 a) Fort Greene: Liquors gives up the ghost: http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/30/2/30_02liquors.html

 b) Bay Ridge: The PLO on the move? http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/30/2/30_02plo.html

 c) South Slope: A war of words, and more, on 16th St: http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/30/2/30_02condowar.html

 d) Park Slope: Rev. Liz speaks about the sale of her church garden: http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/30/2/30_02gethsemane.html

 e) Red Hook: Inside the Revere Sugar factory (no, really, inside!): http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/30/2/30_02sugarplant.html

 f) Fort Greene: The Baby invasion spreads: http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/30/2/30_02babies.html

 g) Brooklyn Heights: A wild charge of anti-Semitism at a Kosher restaurant: http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/30/2/30_02bagel.html

 h) Bay Ridge: Al Gore teaches our columnist’s babysitter a thing or two: http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/30/2/30_02algore.html

 i) Brooklyn Heights: Housing Works to open Montague Street thrift store: http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/30/2/30_02fishseddy.html

3. The Rushkoff mugging: Our take:

http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/30/2/30_02blogorrhea.html

4. Smartmom weighs in on people who leave Brooklyn:

http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/30/2/30_02smartmom.html

5. Payback isn’t always a bitch: Andrews lands job with Spitzer:

http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/30/2/30_02andrews.html

6. Global warming in Brooklyn: Our editorial cartoonist’s take:

http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/30/2/30_02alldrawnout.html

7. Editorial: The Paper calls it like it sees it: Brooklyn Bridge Park is still no park.

http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/30/2/30_02park_editorial.html