SMARTMOM A BIG MOUTH TO HER TWIN SIS

 Here’s the latest from Smartmom in the Brooklyn Papers.

Last week, Diaper Diva’s red-haired daughter, Ducky, celebrated her second birthday and her very first birthday in the United States.

Born in Russia, she spent the first year of her life in an orphanage. During the mandated waiting period before the adoption became legal, she celebrated her first birthday with Diaper Diva and Bro-in-Law sitting on small chairs in the orphanage’s music room.

Leave it to Diaper Diva, she tracked down party hats, balloons, streamers, and a birthday cake in Perm, Russia (motto: “The Gateway to Siberia!”), so they could have a little party for Ducky and her orphanage pals.

Ducky’s caregivers at the orphanage said that no parents had ever thrown a birthday party there before. They made tea, set the table, and enjoyed the birthday cake along with Ducky and her new family.

What a difference a year makes.

Ducky is a Brooklyn girl now. And Diaper Diva is a seasoned mom. With Smartmom’s help, they have both assimilated to baby life in the Slope. Ducky gets around in a Maclaren stroller; wears a chic T-shirt that says, “My other stroller is a Bugaboo”; goes to Music Together classes, as well as swimming and tumbling at Eastern Athletic; and eats low-fat corn muffins at ConnMuffCo.

And she had a big Park Slope-style birthday party last week.

True to form, Diaper Diva had the event planned to a “T.” Smartmom was full of advice, but Diaper Diva seemed to know what to do all by herself: the invitations went out weeks earlier; she’d purchased all the necessary Elmo party regalia; she hired Ducky’s Music Together teacher to entertain.

Still, Smartmom, wanting to make sure Diaper Diva did everything just right, accompanied her to Little Things for the all-important goody bags.

While shopping, Smartmom was full of sage party wisdom: You don’t want balloons in assorted colors (the kids will fight over the pink ones); you invited too many kids (tout le monde knows that you only invite as many kids as your child’s age, plus one); remember to serve the cake at the very end of the party (so the kids are home before the sugar rush starts).

Then this kernel of wisdom: give them out the gody bas just as the kids are leaving (it avoids fights). Mr. Little Things was obviously listening in.

“You sound like a pro,” he said with a smile.

Diaper Diva was less charitable, joking, “I guess they don’t call you ‘Smartmom’ for nothing.”

OK, so maybe Diaper Diva was sick and tired of Smartmom’s wisdom. But in the first few months of Momdom, she found it quite helpful.

“But now, it’s just so annoying so stop it.” Diaper Diva said.

Maybe it was a good thing that Smartmom would be out of town for the actual event (the once-a-year vacation). That way, Diaper Diva could do this birthday ALL BY HERSELF!

But for Smartmom, it would be hard to be 3,000 miles away, not because she wanted to smother her sister with advice, but because it didn’t feel right to miss even one of Ducky’s milestones.

On the big birthday, Smartmom and the Oh So Feisty One called Brooklyn from California and sang “Happy Birthday to You” into the phone three times. Then they listened to Ducky playing in the living room and Diaper Diva setting up for the party.

Smartmom and OSFO were swimming in the pool during the time of the party. “The guests are arriving now,” Smartmom narrated. And later: “They’re probably eating the cupcakes now.” She had to stop herself from calling Diaper Diva during the party. That would be really annoying, wouldn’t it?

That evening Smartmom called her sister in Park Slope to get the full post-mortem. From all reports it was a great party. Ducky was a little cautious at first when the kids came in. She was very clingy and sat on Diaper Diva’s lap for much of the party. There were a few last-minute cancellations, so Smartmom’s sister ended up with too many gorgeously decorated cupcakes, extra party bags, and multi-colored balloons.

“Did you ever miss one of our parties?” Smartmom asked Diaper Diva on the phone.

“Maybe one or two.”

That made Smartmom feel better. Smartmom asked her to freeze four cupcakes for the family. As soon as they get off the redeye next week, their first stop will be Diaper Diva’s for a belated birthday breakfast. Cupcakes and all.

And Smartmom promised herself she would offer absolutely no advice.

 

POOL TRICKS

After more than a week of swimming in the pool, diving, sitting by the pool, sunning, OSFO and Teen Spirit are now doing pool tricks.

Y’know: comic dives, falls into the pool that look accidental; play fighting that ends with a convincing one-two punch into the pool.

Sometimes they want an audience as in "Mom, look at me!" or "We’re putting on a show, WATCH." But most of the time they’re doing it to amuse themselves.

Here are some classics: you stare at your reflection in the pool and then fall in. Oops. Or you pretend to help your sister out of the pool and then throw her back in. "Yikes!"

All pool tricks are accompanied by silly yelps and "Omigod" or "Yowza." It’s amazing how long this can go on.

It’s the kind of stuff you can’t really do at a public pool where you’re not supposed to jump.

But here, we’ve got this pool to ourselves (it’s well supervised, you can be sure) and they’ve succumbed to endless prank falls, pratfalls, stunts. They’ve even tried flips.

Pool tricks.

HOT DAMN: BURNING MAN REPORTING

OTBKB has one hell of an exclusive. A Park Slope friend and her ten-year-old daughter are enroute to Burning Man and she will be sending me daily diary entries. I’m convinced that there will be some way for her to email me from there although Burning Man is decidedly low tech. Ther’s no electricity, no showers, no stores, no commerce at all. Make art. Barter. Walk around naked, ride a bike, paint your body blue.

We spent a few days with Burning Man Mom and Child in San Francisco and she drove us back to the farm, her mini-van stuffed with camping equipment, lanterns and kites from Chinatown, a Butane stove and two bikes that they picked up from a guy who sells cheap bikes to those, who are goint to Burning Man.

At Burning Man, 40,000 people camp out, create sophisticated temporary dwellings, bring RVs and generators, huge amounts of water for drinking, cooking, and cleaning, food, materials for shelter and decorations for your abode and your body.

Burning Man is not for the faint of heart. It’s like Woodstock in the desert without the bands (though there’s lots of homemade music), without the mud. 107 degrees heat and sand.

I can’t wait to hear what Burning Man Mom has to say.

For those who still don’t get what Burning Man is, I’ll try to explain: it’s a seven day counter-culture city in the Black Rock Desert of Nevada. A utopian experiment if you will, where 40,000 people come together and build wild dwellings, create art projects, workshops, parades, art installations, theater and more. There’s music, there’s talk. I imagine there’s sex, drugs, green politics, visionary babbling, profundity a go go; a ‘we have seen the future and this is it…"

Anything you can imagine. On the last night, they burn the man, an effigy of a human, an act of catharsis and cleansing.

For another attempt at an explanation, the Burning Man website is a good place to start.

You’re here to create. Since nobody at Burning Man is a spectator,
you’re here to build your own new world. You’ve built an egg for
shelter, a suit made of light sticks, a car that looks like a shark’s
fin. You’ve covered yourself in silver, you’re wearing a straw hat and
a string of pearls, or maybe a skirt for the first time. You’re
broadcasting Radio Free Burning Man — or another radio station.

You’re here to experience. Ride your bike in the expanse of
nothingness with your eyes closed. Meet the theme camp — enjoy
Irrational Geographic, relax at Bianca’s Smut Shack and eat a grilled
cheese sandwich. Find your love and understand each other as you walk
slowly under a parasol. Wander under the veils of dust at night on the
playa.

You’re here to celebrate. On Saturday night, we’ll burn the Man. As
the procession starts, the circle forms, and the man ignites, you
experience something personal, something new to yourself, something
you’ve never felt before. It’s an epiphany, it’s primal, it’s newborn.
And it’s completely individual.

You’ll leave as you came. When you depart from Burning Man, you
leave no trace. Everything you built, you dismantle. The waste you make
and the objects you consume leave with you. Volunteers will stay for
weeks to return the Black Rock Desert to its pristine condition.

OTBKB: YOUR SOURCE FOR BURNING MAN 2006

GUEST BLOGGER; DUMPLINGS IN SUNSET PARK

This from Sunset Parker:

Last week we checked in with great Mexican restaurants on Sunset Park’s 4th Ave.  This time we’re heading east both culturally and geographically.  Local lore says that 8th Avenue was chosen as the main thoroughfare for Brooklyn’s Chinatown (third largest after Flushing and Manhattan) because it is an auspicious number in Ancient numerology.  Stretching from 42nd to 60th, 8th ave is a panalopy of Chinese businesses, Temples and Community Organizations.  Among these are numerous restaurants (representing Malaysia, Japan, Vietnam and , of course, the various schools of Chinese cooking).

Northern China Dumpling Company on 49th just west of 8th is exactly that.  Barely a restaurant (they feature a total of two small tables and three chairs), behind the counter at NCDC, they focus on dumplings, pancakes and soups.  A no-frills run down formica establishment, their dumplings have the substance to back up the spot’s total lack of style.  The flip side is: they didn’t seem to spend much money and they don’t seem to be asking you to spend much money:

A dollar gets you five dumplings (pork and leek, chicken and mushroom, vegetable) steamed or fried.  Five dollars gets you thirty frozen (or freshly-made) raw dumplings to be boiled, steamed or fried at your pleasure at home.  The dumplings are the exact same ones that you pay three or four times as much for in restaurants.  The difference is they usually don’t make them fresh in the restaurant.  They do here.  And if you really want to take seriously the difference between wontons and dumplings; five dollars gets you fifty frozen (or freshly made) wontons!

If scallion, pork or chicken fried pancakes are your thing, those are also a dollar each (and big).  Haven’t tried the soup, but it’s a dollar for a small and two for the large.  The green bean soup sounds good. 

Sodas are still 75 cents.  When was the last time you saw that?

The whole operation, front (customer relations) and back (dumpling making), is run by two cheerful ladies.  One speaks no English, while the other speaks virtually no English.  They’re cool and they switch off making and selling the dumplings.

Don’t get me wrong, you wouldn’t want to head up to Sunset’s Chinatown just to come here.  But you wouldn’t want to come up here and not stop through here (either for a quick snack- or long term thinking, grabbing a couple of different 30 packs for the freezer).  Northern China Dumpling Company is not necessarily a destination…but definitely a smart diversion.

FIRES IN THE MIRROR: 15TH ANNIVERSARY OF CROWN HEIGHTS

This from NY1:

15 years ago Saturday that rioting broke out in Crown Heights, Brooklyn.

Back in 1991, 7-year-old Gavin Cato was struck and killed by a car driven by a Hasidic man.

The incident sparked three days of riots. Close to 200 people were injured during the turmoil.

Lemrick Nelson was convicted of inciting the riots that led to the stabbing death of Yankel Rosenbaum.

Nelson was released in 2005 after serving a ten-year federal sentence.

For a fascinating and well-rounded treatment of this event, take this DVD out of the library and watch AnnA Deavere Smith’s one-woman show based on verbatim excerpts from interviews she conducted in Brooklyn.

ANNA DEAVERE SMITH: FIRES IN THE MIRROR (video; 90 minutes) 1993

One woman play conceived, written and performed by Anna Deavere Smith, based on her stage play. Directed by George C. Wolfe

A mix of art and journalism. The work is built on Smith’s verbatim excerpts of interviews she conducted with victims and eyewitnesses of the events, and adversaries and advocates of the issues that swirl around the 1991 conflicts that took place in the Crown Heights neighborhood of Brooklyn, New York. Anna Deavere Smith portrays all of these interviews, becoming nearly 30 characters.

"My goal is to create with the audience a state of `we,’ (Deavere) said in a telephone interview from her San Francisco apartment. "One thing live theater can and must do is to create communities that will not exist otherwise. It can put people together that ordinarily wouldn’t be found sitting next to each other. What’s valuable is for me to present people who have a very large will to communicate, a will that’s larger than the wall between us.

"If we are going to realize `We the People,’ we have to find out who `we’ are, she continued. "It’s crucial that we have a responsible American public, and to achieve that, more people have to be heard and more people have to be given the skills to speak." Smith quoted in the Oakland Tribune, 1/9/94

SKATEBOARDING PRESERVATIONISTS?

This from NY 1:

            
            
            
            Hundreds of skateboarders converged on the Brooklyn Bridge Saturday night to save a legendary skate spot.

The "Back to the Banks" event raised awareness of the brick ramps below the historic bridge.

The parks department was planning to landscape the barren area, but skate officials convinced them to preserve the ramps.

Organizers say it’s become one of the few spots open to skateboarders in the city.

"The purpose of this event is to raise awareness for this spot,
that it is one of the original NYC spots that’s still around," said
organizer Steven Rodriguez. "It’s actually a legitimate spot that you
can skate at, not like a fabricated park and that gives it more value
to the kids."

Skateboarders who took part were competing for $4,000 in cash and prizes.

HEALTH DEPT. TO CONDUCT MOSQUITO SPRAYING ON BROOKLYN

This from the NYC Dept. of Health (I was alerted to this by an OTBKB reader — THANKS) The spraying to take place Monday, August 21, between 7:45 P.M. and 6:00 A.M the following morning, weather permitting. Here’s the Dept of Heath news release. Take caution.

NEW YORK CITY – August 18, 2006 – To reduce mosquito activity and the risk from West Nile Virus, the New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene (DOHMH) will spray pesticide from trucks in parts of Staten Island and Brooklyn from 7:45 P.M. on Monday, August 21, to 6:00 A.M. on Tuesday, August 22. If weather doesn’t permit, spraying will be delayed until Tuesday, August 22, or the next possible night.

The areas to be sprayed follow (also see maps on DOHMH website [1] [2]):

Brooklyn     Greenwood Heights, Greenwood Cemetery, Windsor Terrace, Sunset Park     Bordered by 19th Street to the North; 4th Avenue, 44th Street to the West; 7th Avenue, 39th Street, 12th Avenue and 36th Street to the South; Tehama Street, Albermarle Road and East 4th Street to the East.     11215, 11232

For this application, the Health Department will apply Anvil 10+10 (Sumithrin), a synthetic pyrethroid used in mosquito control efforts. A final Environmental Impact Statement (EIS), completed by DOHMH in the summer of 2001, found that there is no significant risk of adverse impact to human health associated with the proper use of pyrethroids. Go to www.nyc.gov/html/doh/html/wnv/feis.shtml to read the EIS.

The use of pesticides in New York City is conducted in accordance with federal Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) and the New York State Department of Environmental Conservation (DEC) guidelines.
DOHMH Recommendations to Reduce Exposure to Mosquitoes

    * Repair or replace all screens that have tears and holes.
    * Eliminate any standing water that collects on your property:
    * Dispose of containers that can collect standing water.
    * Make sure roof gutters drain properly and rooftops are free of standing water.
    * Clean and chlorinate swimming pools, outdoor saunas and hot tubs. Keep them empty and covered if not in use; drain water that collects in pool covers.
    * Vases are prohibited in cemeteries during West Nile virus season.
    * Use mosquito repellent when outdoors in areas where mosquitoes are active. Use repellents containing the active ingredients deet, picaridin or oil of lemon eucalyptus that are approved by the U.S. EPA and New York State for protection against biting mosquitoes. Products containing oil of lemon eucalyptus should not be used on children younger than three. Always read the repellents label and follow instructions for use.

Recommendations to Avoid Direct Exposure to Pesticides

    * Persons with asthma or other respiratory conditions are encouraged to stay inside during spraying since there is a possibility that spraying could worsen these conditions.
    * Wash skin and clothing exposed to pesticides with soap and water.
    * It is recommended that food sold or prepared outdoors in the spraying area be covered with a non-porous material, such as plastic sheeting, during the spraying event. Always, rinse fresh fruits and vegetables with water before eating.
    * Air conditioners may remain on, but if you wish to reduce the possibility of exposure to pesticides, set the air conditioner vent to the closed position, or choose the "exhaust" function.
    * If outdoor equipment and toys are exposed to pesticides, they may be washed with soap and water to reduce the possibility of exposure.

To report dead birds or standing water, or for more information about West Nile virus, call 311 or visit http://www.nyc.gov/health/wnv.

THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT

Just because I’m in San Francisco, don’t think I’m gonna miss the latest Park Slope news in New York Magazine. Fortunately there’s a top notch newstand nearby and I happened to see this week’s special “What If 9/11 Never Happened?” Issue. So I grabbed it. Buried inside was a piece about Care Bears on Fire, one of the many rock bands in Brooklyn’s underage rock scene (Liberty Heights Tap Room is the epicenter of the scene but they play other clubs, too). Care Bears may be the youngest band on the scene: the members are 10 and 11.

The article came complete with great photos and quotes from other 718 junior rockers. Other bands mentioned in the article were Fiasco and Good to Go. Eating breakfast at a place near here called Polkers, my son devoured the article, as his band Cool and Unusual Punishment is also part of the “scene.”

BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE: WITH THEIR PARENT’S APPROVAL MEET CARE BEARS ON FIRE
by Jem Aswad

A windblown bar on a desolate corner in deepest Red Hook seems like an ideal place for New York’s next big rock scene to be germinating—until you notice all the Subarus and Volvos parked on the street. Inside, the Liberty Heights Tap Room looks as if it’s half rocker bar, half unaccredited day-care facility. Pint-size kids in pint-size rock T-shirts dart maniacally underfoot. Long-haired teens in vintage rock tees chomp on pizza, while gently graying adults drink beer and worry aloud that they’ll be sorry for it later.

Onstage, a local power trio called Care Bears on Fire is barking out one of its raucous original numbers that perfectly encapsulates the age-old, anti-authoritarian, fuck-off spirit of punk rock.

“Don’t tell me what to do, what to wear, what to say / Don’t wanna follow rules, gonna do it my way / I’ve got a brain, I can think for myself / I don’t wanna be like everybody else / Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na / Don’t wanna be like everybody else … ”

The band members are 10 and 11 years old. And the authority figures in question—their parents—are pumping their fists and singing along.

Welcome to the age of the rocker mom. Kids who might otherwise have their parents ferry them to the soccer field are now being enthusiastically chaperoned to dive bars. Rock, once the realm of outcasts and dangerously attractive miscreants, is practically a curriculum choice. In Park Slope, after-school classes are offered at private and public schools, and Willie Mae Rock Camp for Girls (an offshoot of Rock ‘n’ Roll Camp for Girls in Portland, Oregon) is in its second year. On the syllabus are the classics: Ramones and Clash and Pixies songs that youngish parents revere, and that their offspring have been hearing since birth.

Rather than being cause for rebellion, grown-ups are rock mentors. Several, in the great tradition of Jack Black, have even become coaches, teaching teens and tweens the rudiments of rocking that normally take several alienated years to fumble through. Nowadays, punk isn’t just sanctioned by parents and school teachers; it’s good, clean fun.

The Care Bears—singer-guitarist Sophie Kasakove, 11, bassist-singer Lucio Westmoreland, 11, and drummer-singer Isadora “Izzy” Schappell-Spillman, 10, all classmates at Park Slope’s Berkeley Carroll School—couldn’t be better poster children for this burgeoning movement if they’d been carefully pre-auditioned for a reality show. They wear standard rocker gear—jeans, Converse All-Stars, Black Sabbath T-shirts—but they’re also polite overachieving kids, cramming in band practice between art class, homework, and Hebrew school.

“Izzy didn’t want to be on the soccer team, didn’t want to play field hockey, didn’t want to be on any team,” her mom, Elissa Schappell, says of the girl who co-wrote the lyrics to “Don’t Wanna Be Like Everybody Else” and who pounds her drums with startling ferocity. “And suddenly, her friends wanted to play music. From the very beginning, all we’ve ever thought is that this is a chance for Izzy to have playdates with kids who share the same interests.”

“It’s not like soccer,” Izzy says. “It’s more of a thing kids choose instead of a pushed thing.”

The band began life as Nada Clue in 2004 after Sophie and Lucio had taken a music course at Berkeley Carroll’s creative-arts camp and Izzy had attended Rock Camp for Girls (her family spends a lot of time in Portland, where Tin House, the literary magazine her parents co-founded, is based). One day, Sophie recalls, she and her friend Lyle Kokiko “decided we wanted to be in a band, so we each chose people and he chose Lucio … ”

“And you chose moi,” Izzy finishes. “I met Sophie in third grade, and I got to know Lucio in the band.”

Elissa gently points out that the three were in the same kindergarten class.

“I didn’t really hang out with boys then,” Izzy says. “That was my princess-dress phase.”

After about a year, Lyle left the band over “musical differences” (but they’re all still friends). Since he’d suggested the name Nada Clue, Izzy proposed changing it to Care Bear Death Battle, after a family joke about the nauseatingly adorable toys’ becoming evil. That soon evolved into Care Bears on Fire.

“We wanted something sweet and fuzzy, because that’s what people think when they think of a kid band—and we wanted something super-anti-that, too,” Izzy explains.

As the band’s chops improved—they’re not prodigies, but they rock with impressive skill for their age—their gigging schedule picked up. Last school year, they wowed their peers at two Berkeley Carroll variety shows. Then in April, they played at Southpaw in Park Slope, which like the Tap Room hosts regular teen-rock shows. Fandom was quick to find them. “After the first [Berkeley Carroll] gig, I was like, ‘I need to go play ball,’ ’cuz you get so hyped up for the gig,” Izzy recalls. “And these kids in our grade asked for our autographs and I was like, ‘What do I do?’ It was weird.”

FOR THE REST (and there’s quite a bit more) GO TO NEW YORK MAGAZINE

FEELIN’ GROOVY IN SAN FRANCISCO

We’re in San Francisco, staying with the owners of a 1967 totally restored Volkswagon twenty-one windows van (picture tomorrow).

They picked us up at the Embarcadero BART station and we were transported to an earlier, spacious, ‘feelin’ groovy’ style of automotive travel. Perhaps most fun of all, there’s a huge window on top, which is great for viewing the fog roll into the San Francisco sky, the tops of colorfully painted Victorian brownstones, the complicated solar panels on top of a new green Morpheus high rise.

These VW owners, who happen to be my sister and brother-in-law, took us to dinner in the Upper Haight, a pan-South American tapA place called Cha Cha Cha. Along the way, onlookers greeted the van with wide-eyed stares, cameras, and general curiosity and wonder. Just down the street from Cha Cha Cha we stopped in what I think may be one of the coolest record and CD (new and used) stores ever. Amoeba Records, in the site of a former bowling alley, is like a musical universe unto itself, a real record store, not a corporate conglomerate.

Our San Francisco relatives are a dashing couple. They own four cars (three of which are vintage) and a coffee cart business; dart around the world for Formula One races and generally lead an enviably fun life.

Today, San Francisco awaits. We’ll join some Park Slope friends for sight seeing…

Feelin’ Groovy.

NIGHT PHOTOS

After everyone has been asleep for hours, he takes his walks around the farm with his camera. It is his way of taking stock, coming to terms, assuaging his anxiety about everything that is.

Night walking and night pictures. He contemplates through seeing the way he often does on Third Stree at night. But it is so different here. The San Joaquin valley sky is filled with stars — the dipper, the Milky Way, Orion’s Belt, faraway planets are easy to see (not like Brooklyn where a couple of stars are a bounty).

She wakes for a moment and sees that his side of the bed is vacant and she knows that he is out there looking at the night. His physical memory takes him to all the places he has always loved.

While she returns to sleep he walks on cracked earth — steady, it’s easy to fall. He walks through former orchards; on driveways to dairy barns that are no longer a part of this farm (they are someone else’s, not his anymore).

But the sky still belongs. And the land, the house that is theirs begins to feel large enough to contain the memories and the future.

He returns to his childhood bedroom where she is sleeping. "It’s just me," he says. She is used to these gentle wake-ups in the night; and returns to sleep without trouble. He lays in bed, thinking, planning, seeing, hoping the pictures will look just as he saw them through the camera.

Just as they are meant to be.

SNAKES ON A PLANE

Snakes on a Plane opens nationally this Friday. I found this bit of trivia on IMDB. Some members of this family are eagerly awaiting the opening. I know three people who will never go due to a passionate fear of snakes. I will probably go just out of curiosity about the whole crazy blog-generated media event. Also, see next post by guest blogger, Nancy Graham, A Theory of snakes.

In March 2006 New Line Cinema, due to massive fan interest on the
Internet, allowed for a 5 day reshoot to film new scenes to take the
movie from PG-13 to a R-rated film (originally the film wrapped
principal photography in September 2005). Among these additions is the
Jackson character’s line, "I want these motherfucking snakes off this
motherfucking plane," a line that originated in an anticipatory
internet parody of the movie.
(more)

Quotes:

[from trailer]
Nelville Flynn:
It’s my job to handle life and death situations on a daily basis. It’s
what I do, and I’m very good at it. Now you can stand there and be the
paniced, angry mob and blame him, me and the government for getting you
into this, but if you want to survive tonight, you need to save your
energy and start working together.
Nelville Flynn:
[from trailer] You know all those security scenarios we ran? Well I’m smack in the middle of one we didn’t think of.
(more)

WHAT I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY

My birthday is just around the corner. Here are some ideas for those who are trying to decide what to get me (you know who you are):

1. A perfect watch. Very water-proof. Beautifully designed. Easy to read. Preferably with an underwater or night light. (I don’t have one in mind but Swiss Army is a good brand).

2. An iPod. But that’s not all. Please set it up for me (you know who you are) and put some music on it. You can start with Sufijan Stevens "Illinoise."

3. The Complete New Yorker. That’s every Page of every Issue on 8 DVD-ROMS with a companion book of highlights.  That’s 4,109 Issues. Half a million pages. WOW.

A THEORY ABOUT SNAKES

This from guest blogger, Nancy Graham, whose blog, Oswegatchie, is a constant source of  wonder. She recently spent some time at her family’s camp in the Adirondacks, where she wrote this post.

I keep hearing stories about aggressive snakes.

"At the swim hole we were chased out of the water by one. It slithered out of the water onto a rock after us and stared at us."

"They say they stay away from you but if you go in their territory they come after you. They’re not poisonous but they’re biting."

"Are there poisonous snakes down there? Because I was bit on the heel."

"This copperhead bit me three times and wouldn’t let me get to my studio."

Why won’t a copperhead allow an artist into his studio so he can get some good political art finished?

A friend and I discussed it this evening and decided they are out of patience with us. They know we’re the ones ruining the weather. They know it’s us dropping bombs on their sistren and brethren in the drier climes. Dirty bombs, yet. It’s over for your species, they are saying. We’re taking back the planet. Go swim in your toxic chlorinated pools and leave the swimming holes to us. Or else.

FAMILIAR SOUNDS AND SMELLS: CALIFORNIA EDITION

Fire when it’s a "Burn Day" and the local farmers burn weeds and garbage

Crop dusters overhead spraying nearby farms with insecticides

The lonesome whistle of the Southern Pacific train just a mile from here

Rubbing alcohol for disinfecting the kitchen and dining room

That ‘cows and manure’ farm fragrance as we drive on country roads

iPod  music spilling out of my son’s headphones

Trucks whooshing by

Crickets indoors; loud

The trill of "here kitty kitty kitty, here kitty…"

Dogs barking in the distance

Cats loudly purring for food

Mariah the Goat crying in her pen – less and less now that she’s getting used to her new life

Children splashing in the swimming pool; children fighting; children chasing each other through the yard;  crying.

HC coming into the bedroom late at night after working on pictures. "It’s just me…"

BROOKLYN BOOK FEST: WHO GETS TO GO?

Leon Neyfakh, the Brooklyn beat reporter for the New York Sun, has a story about the Brooklyn Book Fest, a party hosted by the borough president. I have been wondering what this event was about — I’d heard about it a few months ago and meant to call the borough president’s office to find out the details (to see if I was invited).

As usual, I see they’re honoring all the big guns. That’s great:  we’ve got some great published writers here. But what about all the others. What about…

I need to give them a call and find out who is invited and what this is all about. I’m not even sure if I am available on September 16…

The president of Brooklyn, Marty Markowitz, is throwing a party at Borough Hall on September 16. Guests will include Jonathan Safran Foer and his wife, Nicole Krauss, who moved to Park Slope last summer; Jonathan Lethem, who was born many years ago in Boerum Hill, and Jhumpa Lahiri, Rick Moody, and Colson Whitehead, who all live in Brooklyn. The list goes on and the shelves fill up. A lot of them have written articles for the New Yorker, and visitors to the Tea Lounge have probably witnessed them in the act without even knowing it.

The party — quaintly dubbed the Brooklyn Book Fest by Mr. Markowitz and his fellow organizers — will be a day-long celebration of their craft. For all the huffing and puffing the Jonathans have been doing against development in the Atlantic Yards, the borough is proud to host their creativity.

"There’s no question that over the last five years Brooklyn has become the mecca for aspiring authors as well as accomplished authors," Mr. Markowitz, who is expecting between 5,000 and 15,000 people to attend the free event, said. "I think there’s something about the creative juices flowing in Brooklyn. It’s a mix of ethnicities, religions, incomes, and lifestyles that really bring out the creative juices and give people the gift to really have the ability to write. And it is a gift, let’s face it, to be able to write."

Let’s face it, too, the same juices are not flowing through all of the Brooklyn literati.

Mr. Foer’s fiction is nothing like Mr. Moody’s; the essays of former congressional candidate Kevin Powell are nothing like the books of the Russian-born Gary Shteyngart. They are not really friends, and they will not be leaving the Book Fest in one bus.

But the Book Fest will bring them all together whether they like it or not. The Beats had the Village; McSweeney’s has San Francisco. The Brooklynites will have the Book Fest. For at least one day, they will be a literary scene, even though local magazines can’t even sell enough ads because the readers are too provincial. Standing beneath the same banner, the Brooklyn writers will show some geographic solidarity even if they have little else in common.

"We’re trying to focus on how diverse Brooklyn authors are," the head organizer, an independent publisher who chairs the Brooklyn Literacy Council, Johnny Temple, says.

According to a preliminary schedule, some of the "top authors" will chair a panel during which they will read 10-minute passages written by literary figures who inspired their writing. Elsewhere, some writers will discuss Brooklyn hip-hop as a literary influence. Fans of the culinary arts, meanwhile, will get a chance to hear Brooklyn chefs and food writers discuss the borough’s tradition of eating.

During "The Streets Are Talking," authors will discuss how their writing relates to Brooklyn and read excerpts from their Brooklyn-based work.

According to a noted Brooklyn writer who currently serves as the editor of the Brooklyn Papers, Gersh Kuntzman, some of the authors might even make friends.

"What brings them together, I think, is a commitment to the neighborhood that they live in. I don’t mean politically or socially, but these people, if you ask them where they live, they’re not going to say New York City, they’re going to say Brooklyn."

BATTLE WEEK AT THE OLD STONE HOUSE

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This Week at the  Old Stone House!

August 17-20

The Irish Wake, an original two act play in three parts by Elizabeth Dembrowsky, which will be performed Thursday and Friday evenings at 8 pm, Saturday at 7 pm and Sunday at 2 pm.   Tickets: $15 at the door.

August 19

Battle Week opening ceremonies:

10 am  Commemorative Ceremony: Michael A. Rawley Post, 193 9th Street, followed by a march to OSH.

11:00 am – 4 pm  American and British soldiers host demonstrations for children of all ages — daily life, musket drills, and Revolutionary war uniforms.

August 25

6 pm  Meet at Grand Army Plaza Arch for a neighborhood walking tour with Bill Parry to see sites related to the Battle of Brooklyn.  $12.  Reservations suggested.  718-768-3195, or via e-mail: oldstonehouse@verizon.net

7:30 pm  Pinataland.   Vaudevillian chamber-rock. Old world leaning into Tom Waits and David Byrne with songs about everything from Ota Benga to Robert Moses. See them now before they embark on their tour in October!

EXTENSION OF PUBLIC COMMENT PERIOD URGED BY GROUPS

PRESS CONFERENCE TODAY

A news conference will begin at 4:00 p.m. Wednesday, August 16, on the steps of City Hall where a broad partnership of civic and community groups along with several elected officials will urge the Empire State Development Corporation (ESDC) to extend the public comment period for the recently released Draft Environmental Impact Statement and General Project Plan for Forest City Ratner’s Atlantic Yards development proposal.

A number of city and state elected officials, local community boards, civic and community organizations, and local residents have already contacted ESDC Chairman Charles A. Gargano to request an extension of the review period. Among those scheduled or invited to attend tomorrow’s news conference are:

State Senator Velmanette Montgomery

State Assembly Member James Brennan

State Assembly Member Roger L. Green

State Assembly Member Joseph Lentol

State Assembly Member Joan Millman

City Council Speaker Christine C. Quinn

City Councilmember Bill DeBlasio

City Councilmember Letitia James

City Councilmember David Yassky

Brooklyn Community Boards 2, 6 and 8

Citizen’s Union, www.citizensunion.org

Community-Based Planning Task Force

Council of Brooklyn Neighborhoods,  www.cbrooklynneighborhoods.homestead.com

Municipal Art Society of New York, www.mas.org

New York Industrial Retention Network, www.nyirn.org

New Yorkers for Parks, www.ny4p.org

Women’s City Club, www.wccny.org

The impact statement and project plan for Atlantic Yards are among the largest and most complex documents ever released by the ESDC. They are hundreds of pages long and contain hundreds of tables, maps, graphs and technical studies. The 66-day review period set forth by the state agency is inadequate for a meaningful review of the project, especially coming as it does during the summer vacation period.

LIVE/WORK: GUEST BLOGGER

Chandru Murthi is back with these thoughts about working.

I am not a computer nerd, in spite of my having worked in the field for, I will say coyly, three decades plus. Actually "nerd" is an interesting word that appears to have a meaning both pejorative (to me) and somewhat positive (to many others.) The reason I don’t like it is the connotation that "computer nerds" are one-sided, talk incomprehensibly and drink chocolate milk at lunch. Which, indeed, is the situation with many I know through work. I, on the other hand, am many-sided, am said to mumble incomprehensibly but do drink wine at lunch.

The plus side is that, having paid my dues, I have been working independently for a long time, the last ten years at home. This is sometimes considered the ideal work environment, but I do miss the camaraderie of the workplace.

My wife the painter and once-ex-graphics designer (she’s back, folks, check out her website,) also works at home; we have dueling offices on the top floor of our brownstone. In our case, familiarity may not breed contempt, but it sure causes some negativity. Being together most of the day brings out the best in, shall we say, verbal sparring? There’s always that time that she barges (my word) or merely wanders (hers) into my office, ignoring the closed door, plops down and talks. This unilateral decision usually annoys me because, though I appear to be merely staring at the monitor, which displays nothing more serious than my latest Google search on quiet air conditioners, I am actually in that trance state I go into (familiar to any computer programmer) when confronted by an insuperable programming obstacle.

Which is why I should be glad that two changes are imminent; one, that Elizabeth has just rented a painting studio to separate her fine arts endeavors from her graphic design ones, the latter continuing from home; and two, that I am in the somewhat slow process of changing careers, to being a green building consultant.

One of my Indian friends pointed out that only in the US of A could a person of a certain age (to use a charmingly old-fashioned expression) such as myself even think about changing careers. No way if I had stayed in India, I’d probably have been indentured to IBM for the rest of my life, having joined them fresh out of college (I have heard that, in Bangalore=Silicon Valley of India, people do change jobs nowadays.) When in India, I had a cousin who, for health reasons gave up three jobs in five years and then found himself unemployable. That would’ve kept me on the straight and narrow..

But here, one has choices. And with choices comes indecision. Which is a roundabout excuse for my not having done much yet on the green building front. But I must say that living in Park Slope encourages such an obsession. When I moved here, I was amazed and gratified to see so many people seemingly on their own, but actually working independently and flexibly. Where else could you see the coffee shops filled with non-students even on weekdays? Perhaps I should join ’em. Soon as I get a wireless card, let’s do lunch at Ozzie’s

Chandru Murthi

ABOUT OUR GUEST BLOGGERS

From August 9-25, while I am in California, a stellar group of guest bloggers will take up  residence at OTBKB. I will be writing "Postcards from the Coast," too. So if the post doesn’t say guest blogger, it’s me.

August 16: Chandru Murthi of I’m Seeing Green.

August 15: Eleanor Traubman, of Creative Times, on what you can do with your hands.

August 14: Sunset Parker weighs in on another Sunset Park restaurant.

August 13: Chandru Murthi of I’m Seeing Green talks about organic food and other matters.

August 12: Eleanor Traubman of Creative Times tells a story about a rainbow xylophone she found at a stoop sale and a CD called Soul Sauce.

August 11: Sunset Parker, discusses the Sunset Park Mexican restaurant scene. Today he reviews one of the newer restaurants. 

August 10: Chandru Murthi, lives in Park
Slope with his wife and son. He does not have his own blog but he
wanted to give blogging a try. About five years ago, Chandru developed an
interest in the urban
environment, both at the planning and the design levels. Deciding that
he could put his engineering and his interest in environmental issues
to good use, he enrolled in a Master’s program in Environmental
Planning at Pratt Institute in Brooklyn, from which he has recently
graduated.

Much of his research during his Master’s program was in the
environmental aspects of high-performance or “green” buildings. His
last paper for his degree was on “Attracting ‘green’ manufacturing to
the New York area”. The premise is that it is still possible, and
desirable, to attract light manufacturing or assembly jobs to New York
City by selecting the appropriate “green” technologies and industries.

August 9’s guest blogger was the oh so creative and unpredictable Eleanor Traubman of Creative Times who always has something interesting and illuminating to share with her blog-readership. She will be back next week.

 

NEW PATISSERIE ON SIXTH AVENUE

Even in California, I can read about the new bakery/cafe on Ninth Street and Sixth Avenue. Now I’ll walk up Sixth Avenue to 9th Street (stop at Colson) then go to the F-Train on my sojouns into Manhattan. Cool. A new route that ends in pastry. Woo Hoo. Here’s the word on Pâtisserie Colson from Francis Fabricant of the NY Times.

Hubert Colson owns a pastry shop in Mons, Belgium. Yonatan Israel, a
native of Paris, is a filmmaker in New York. Together they have opened
Pâtisserie Colson, a trim little pastry shop and cafe at 374 Ninth
Street (Sixth Avenue), Park Slope, Brooklyn; (718) 965-6400. Mr. Israel
was able to spend some time in Mons learning how to run a bakery
because his father is a business partner of Mr. Colson’s. Mr. Israel
hired Michelle Doll-Olson to do the baking, using some of Mr. Colson’s
recipes: pains au chocolat ($2 each); financiers, some topped with dark
chocolate (75 cents and $1.50); chocolate mousse ($3.50); an
almond-scented Belgian rice pudding tart ($3.50); and a folded brioche
with raisins or chocolate ($2.50). Homemade ice cream and waffles are
also served, along with sandwiches, salads and cheese plates, and beer
and wine.

WATER

Swimming pool water. It is iconic. Los Angeles. David Hockney. Cool blue pool water undulates and creates seductive patterns.

This summer of heat was all about liquid: cold showers, ice water, the Atlantic Ocean, public swimming pools, kiddie pools in Third Street yards, Corona Beer, lemonade.

In other ways too: we learned that liquids can create explosive cocktails on-board jet liners. We are forced to expand our notion of evil: those who want to end life at any cost. Unthinkable, unfathomable.

Here in rural California (lush roses, eucalyptus trees, blossoms abounding), we are seemingly far from the world (though we listen constantly to NPR, check the Internet hourly).

The new swimming pool beckons and gives us time for refreshment, frivolity, exercise, water fights, naked swimming, even calm moments for staring at its bewitching patterns; floating.

For two summers in the heat of this hot valley, we went without a pool. The old pool changed hands with the house. There are new owners and the old pool doesn’t belong to us anymore. The are going to turn it into  basketball court (a basketball court?) Now an empty hull, its floor is cracked, paint peeling and filled with putrid green water.

The formely great: not in such good shape anymore.

He can barely walk over there without feeling pain (a house, a pool, old cars, objects: they are people, memories, more than just things.

At night, there’s an underwater light in the new, modern lap pool. Water illumination. Fifty feet long, twelve feet wide.

Sometimes change brings…

We swim in the new pool: splashing around, floating underwater through the past in order to discover something new.

USING YOUR HANDS: GUEST BLOGGER

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I love this piece by guest blogger Eleanor Traubman, editor-in-chief of Creative Times
check out her blog, it’s really fun over there.

Just before Valentine’s Day, my mom would cover the kitchen table with
a bunch of supplies – sequins, beads, glitter, glue, doilies, markers, crayons,
and colored construction paper. She never gave instructions; instead, she’d let
me and my brother dive into the pile of goods. To this day, I remember the
pleasure of the process, the satisfaction of handling all the different
textures. I even remember the great feeling of putting little patches of Elmer’s
glue on my hands so that I could peel it off after it had dried.

Looking
back at my days as a young person, I realize that the most meaningful and
gratifying experiences were those of the “hands-on” sort, the ones where I got
to be physically connected to a task. Now, as an adult who lives in an age where
speed, efficiency, and convenience rule, I find it challenging but important to
stay involved in the world through activities that require use of my physical
self, namely the use of my hands.

When I use my hands in a project, I
slow down. I connect in a deeper way to the experience, to my other senses, and,
if I am working collaboratively, to the people or person I am with. When I
prepare a meal with my boyfriend, Mike, I often feel the same way I did when I
was making Valentine cards at my childhood kitchen table – totally immersed in
the project, relishing the experience of using my hands to implement choices,
taking pride in the results of those choices.

STUFF YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR HANDS

Give a
massage
Knit a scarf
Bake bread
Chop vegetables
String beads

Sew a costume
Make a pot
Finger-paint
Plant seeds
Weed a
garden
Play the tambourine
Cut paper dolls
Hand-write a thank you
note
Illustrate a card
Crochet a baby blanket
Fish
Paint
someone’s face
Plaster a wall
Hammer nails
Saw or whittle wood

Hand-wash clothes
Scrub a floor
Arrange flowers
Place photos in
an album
Build a fire
Flip pancakes
Braid someone’s hair
Pet a
dog
Sandpaper a rough surface
Fry matzoh
Dye eggs
Build a fort
or a sand castle
Knead bread dough

PHOTO CREDIT: flickr.com/photos/pensiero/