REMEMBER THE SHIRTS?

Someone sent this to me today. I remember The Shirts. Turns out I know someone in the band. Didn’t even know she was in the band.

If you already know this information, ple-a-se forgive me!

THE SHIRTS ARE BACK!!!

This is news regarding "The Shirts," the band that emanated from Park Slope in the ’70s. For quite a long while, they were known as THE BROOKLYN BAND; for some, they continue to be thought of this way.

Although they have evolved, they have not lost that incredibly multi-dimensioned, driving force their fans first enjoyed in such tunes as "Teenage Crutch" and "Poe." One listen to the title track will confirm this, although their range of songs is not restricted to only those that require rest and liquid to revive one’s composure after some mysterious force has led all of their body parts to convulse in mad gyrations. The Shirts sensibly provide other tunes to regroup by, with jazz, blues, and, some that just lead you to sigh, as if the Universe has granted you a moment of solace.

Still preforming in 2006, they are gearing up for the release of their newest CD, "Only The Dead Know Brooklyn," at CBGB’S on June 28th at 8pm–produced, once again, by the masterful Mike Thorne.

Robert Racioppo wrote the title song some years ago, inspired by–well, I guess I don’t have to tell you. If you do indeed know Bob, I need say no more about his incredible mind.

Considering there is a chance that there may still be SHIRT enthusiasts who would be excited to know they still exist, I thought I would pass this information along to you.

READINGS ON THE FOURTH FLOOR

TONIGHT TUESDAY JUNE 6th.


Admission $10.
PS 107
1301 Eighth Avenue between 13th and 14th Streets

These funny, smart guys are reading at READINGS ON THE 4th FLOOR, a reading series that raises money for the PS 107 library. Elissa Schappell of Vanity Fair will moderate.

John
Hodgman is, among other things, a correspondent for The Daily
Show, a regular contributor to NPR’s This American Life, a contributing
editor at The New York Times Magazine, the host of Little Gray Book
Lecture Series, and the author of THE AREAS OF MY EXPERTISE.

Gary
Shteyngart is the author of the novels THE RUSSIAN DEBUTANTE’S
HANDBOOK and ABSURDISTAN. He is a regular contributor to The New
Yorker, The New York Times Book Review, The New York Review of Books,
Granta, and Travel & Leisure.

CAR RESTRICTIONS IN PROSPECT PARK

This from our friends at NY 1.

Starting Monday, drivers are facing tighter restrictions on cars in Central and Prospect parks during the morning and evening rushes.

The new restrictions are part of a pilot program, but historically the trend in both parks has been to steadily reduce the access cars have to the park drives.

The changes in Central Park affect weekday traffic above 72nd Street. The East Drive will be closed above 72nd during the morning rush from 7 to 10 a.m. In the afternoon, between 3 and 7 p.m., the West Drive will close.

"It’s great because working with the Department of Transportation, we’ve added a whole two-mile stretch which will be traffic-free," said Parks Commissioner Adrian Benepe. "We’ve really added a great deal of recreational amenities for park-users."

"We worked very closely with the Parks Department. We took counts before we did this and we’re pretty hopeful that this pilot will work and we’ll be able to institute this full-time," said DOT Commissioner Iris Weinshall.

In Prospect Park, the only closure will be on the West Drive between 7 and 9 a.m. only.

Both parks are already closed entirely to cars on the weekends and overnight.

The changes will be in effect through November.

GRAND ARMY PLAZA EVEN GRANDER?

This from our friends at New York 1.

Grand Army Plaza in Brooklyn is one of the city’s great venues, but it’s not very people friendly. Now, a number of groups are coming together to try to change that. NY1’s Milanee Kapadia filed this report.

Grand Army Plaza, the gateway to Prospect Park, is adjacent to the Brooklyn Public Library, and the juncture of the borough’s major roadways; Prospect Park West, Flatbush Avenue and Eastern Parkway.

But pedestrians say getting to the Brooklyn landmark is no cakewalk.

"It’s definitely a nuisance, and it can be scary if you try to cut any corners and cross the street in a different place,” says Brooklyn resident Tom Brock. “Then it’s definitely risky, because there’s traffic coming from several different directions."

It took Tom 10 minutes to navigate his way through two crosswalks, traffic lights and a median.

Now, a coalition consisting of community groups, local institutions and elected officials have come together to make Grand Army Plaza less of a roundabout and more an easily accessible public space.

“These great opportunities have completely been cut off in little islands where people, like Eskimos, have to jump from one ice floe to another,” says Jan Gehl, an urban quality consultant. “The middle here where you have fountains and other nice things, there are no one."

Gehl is working with the coalition to figure out solutions to the plaza disconnect. He came up with a number of plans, such as building a tunnel under the plaza for cars. But it is the most expensive option.

“Or more lower cost solutions such as improved signal timing to allow pedestrians more time to reach the plaza, to re-channeling traffic so that there is actually a dedicated pedestrian walkway or connection to the park," says Paul Steely White of Transportation Alternatives.

The GAP coalition says it may take years before a final plan is chosen and implemented.

Pedestrians say they are willing to wait for the day when getting to the plaza is not equivalent to navigating the Indy 500.

“I think it’s definitely a good idea,” says pedestrian Mark Zaharis. “I think it is a nice spot, it’s a beautiful fountain, it would be nice for people to come through here and not worry about much if you’re walking.”

To check out some of the coalition’s plans, visit www.transalt.org.

ABOUT LAST NIGHT

The weather couldn’t have been worse but the event was terrific. And the turnout wasn’t bad considering the thunder and lightening storm that erupted just in time for the show.

Charlotte Maier’s performance as Marilyn Monroe was funny, sad and utterly compelling.  She did three short monologues, excerpts from an interview Marilyn Monroe did a few months before she died.

Albert Mobilio read a brilliant essay called "Scratching Tom Ewell’s Itch" abut the male character in "The Seven Year Itch." That was followed by Lisa Shea’s lyrical and touching piece about Marilyn Monroe’s singing voice.

Michele Madigan Somerville read a poem, written for the occasion, about a turtle she had as a child named Marilyn, that ended in a virtuosic outburst of passionate language.

Melissa Pierson and Yona Zeldis McDonough were equally wonderful. And the evening ended with a frothy white frosted birthday cake accompanied by Marilyn on CD singing, "Happy Birthday Mr. President."

A great, great evening.

(Wrote this quickly early Friday morning before going on a trip. The spelling errors have all been fixed.)

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARILYN MONROE: TONIGHT AT THE OLD STONE HOUSE

134200132_94967e9253 She was born on June 1, 1926 at Los Angeles General Hospital to Gladys Pearl Baker, nee Monroe. The name on the birth certificate is Norma Jeane. Her father remains unknown.

Today would have been her 80th birthday. So tonight,   Brooklyn Reading Works presents THE MARILYN MONROE 80th BIRTHDAY BASH. 

Yona Zeldis McDonough, Albert Mobilio,  Melissa Pierson and Lisa Shea read their essays from ALL THE AVAILABLE
LIGHT: A Marilyn Monroe Reader.

Charlotte Maier performs excerpts from MARILYN: IN HER OWN WORDS and Poet Michele
Madigan Somerville
will read poems.

SPECIAL ATTRACTION:  birthday cake. The Old Stone House on Fifth Avenue between 3rd and 4th Streets in Park Slope.

COLLAGE BY ART JUNK GIRL

VOMIT PATROL

OSFO woke up at one this morning throwing up. Hepcat is generally assigned "Vomit Patrol" because (I think) he is less grossed out by puke than I am. (He grew up on a farm, afterall). I My job: offering support and, eyes closed, rubbing her back. He did a great job cleaning and disinfecting the hallway. Kudos to Hepcat. Another great shift on "Vomit Patrol."

Hepcat and I were up most of the night on OSFO-watch. For much of the night I squeezed next to her on her twin bed. She was very brave and wonderful. But, dang, I hate to see her suffer at all.

OSFO and I ended up in the living room watching a Power Puff Girls DVD.  OSFO was on the couch, I was on the floor wrapped in a quilt. By the time there was some blueness in the sky, she was feeling better.

Still, she’s home for the day…

Needless to say: Hepcat and I didn’t get much sleep. I just went out for all the "Vomit Patrol" basics, the stuff my mother used to give me when I had a stomach virus: Saltine Crackers, ginger ale, cocacola, and, for when she feels up for it, Campbell’s Chicken Noodle Soup.