THIRD STREET SEDER

At Wednesday night’s seder, Teen Spirit was upset that we were using a new Hagadah. "What, we’re not using the one we always use?" he shouted out looking quite alarmed. "But it’s a tradition!"

"Tradition. Tradition!"  Someone started singing the song from "Fidler on the Roof." I probably should have consulted Teen Spirit. But honestly, I didn’t think he’d be disturbed by the change.  Secretly, I was pleased that the old book, "The Four Questions," meant so much to him.

A decision was made to alternate between "The Four Questions" by Lynn Sharon Schwartz and the Hagadah.

That worked fairly well. But at a few points, it did get confusing and repetitive. I’m pretty sure we did the plagues and the "This is the bread of affliction part" twice. My father accidentally turned the pages of the children’s book Hebrew style — going backwards.

"You’re going the wrong way," someone shouted out as if he were a car that had turned onto a one-way-street. "Go back!"

That explained some of the repetition and added to the general chaos. 20-month old Ducky had a hard time sitting still. She kept getting up off Diaper Diva’s lap and running into OSFO’s room. MiMa Cat, my stepmother, was up and down for cigarette breaks in the hallway and Mrs. Kravitz, my friend and downstair’s neighbor came up for a visit.

We took a break mid-seder for a brief piano recital by OSFO and then got back to the reading. When we got to the end, it was time for matzoh ball soup and gefilte fish. We were off and running…

The meal was, as usual, very filling. The menu: brisket, a Sephardic spinach, matzah and noodle kugel, beet salad. For dessert: Chocolate macaroons, middle-eastern pastries from a bakery in Bay Ridge. Throughout: Lots of wine.

At 9 p.m, Groovy Grandpa looked at his watch. "Omigod, omigod," he said. "We missed American Idol." Surprisingly, the man is hopelessly in love with the show. "I can’t stand it," Mima Cat said scowling. "Your father is turning into such a couch potato."

OSFO turned on the television and the show was still on. Relief. In a post-seder stupor, everyone sat in the living room and watched as Eliot, Ace, and Ducky, were revealed to be the night’s bottom three. Ooooh. Suspense.

Finally, it was Bucky who had to go.

"Bucky?" Teen Spirit shouted out incredulously from another room. He’s been nominally following the show but he liked the modest southern rocker. All of us did. The remaining contestants gathered around the tall, handsome fellow with the buck teeth and the long, blonde hair. Some cried; the bald guy gave him a manly hug.

After the show, a quick hunt for the afakomen (the hidden matzah), which OSFO found and took the prize: a small plastic bag full of Swedish Fish. Then the guests made a dash for the door. 

Next year, we’re using "The Four Questions." It’s a damn good Hagadah and a tradition around here. A tradition.

LONELYVILLE: NEW WINDSOR TERRACE RESTAURANT

On Brooklyn Mama writes about a new restaurant in Windsor Terrace, on Prospect Park Southwest, called "Lonelyville." Here’s an excerpt:

So, instead of cooking anything myself today, I decided to give a review of one of the restaurants in my not-so-well-traveled area of Brooklyn.

Okay!  So!  Enough explanation and on to a review of the brand new Lonelyville Cafe in Windsor Terrace!  So new that I don’t have the exact address!

In my web browsing, I discovered that Lonelyville was aided by  a grant from the Brooklyn Public Library, and it is a welcome addition to the neighborhood.  There’s a wholesome vibe to the place, largely because of its nostalgic decor consisting of homey food-and-kitchen -themed antiques from the 1940s.  The walls are lined with antique thermoses…

FIVE STUDENTS ARRESTED DURING H.S. CELL PHONE PROTEST

More details from NY1 about the demonstration in front of the Secondary School for Law, Journalism and Research in Park Slope, which is in the old John Jay High School building on Seventh Avenue.

Police and students scuffled outside a Brooklyn high school Wednesday during a demonstration against the school’s enforcement of a ban on cell phones.

Five students were arrested during the rally outside the Secondary School for Law, Journalism and Research in Park Slope. Four were charged with disorderly conduct and one with assaulting an officer.

In all, about 150 students had walked out of their classes to protest the ban, which has been on the books citywide since 1987.

The students said they need their phones in case of emergency.

They were also upset about new security measures which they say slow them down when they’re trying to get into the building.

NEW NAME AND RENOVATION FOR NELLY BLY

20050911lex_0095Once again Jeanne Ramirez, Brooklyn corespondent for NY1, delivers the goods. Here with a story about what’s going on at Nelly Bly Amusement Park.

The sign is spray painted black, and the gates are locked shut at Nellie Bly Amusement Park in Bensonhurst at a time when it would normally be kicking off a new season. But while it is the end of an era for Nellie Bly – after nearly 4 decades – a new, improved park will soon open in its place.

20050911lex_0089"It’ll be a little oasis right along side the belt parkway," says Martin Garin.

Garin is the new operator, after winning a bid from the Parks Department earlier this year. He has an extensive background in amusements, having run the old Adventurer’s Inn Park in Queens back in the 60’s and 70’s and most recently the New Jersey State Fair at the Meadowlands.

The Parks Department not only wants a total renovation of this site but also wants it to be up and running by Memorial Day weekend. Garin says he’ll make the deadline but only open partially.

"The time involved to do all of this stuff is enormous, and we’ll get it done," he says. "We’re going to operate the children area in the beginning, and then later on we’re going to gear ourselves for the adult area."

Garin plans to introduce adult rides to the park and change the name to Adventure Amusement, or maybe Jolly Roger. He also plans to restore a handful of kiddy rides he bought from the former operators, the Romano family who founded Nellie Bly.

The Parks Department says financial difficulties forced the Romanos to get out of their 10 year lease just 3 years in. Attendance wasn’t the problem, the rising cost of running the park was. But this native New Yorker says he’s ready for the challenges; he just signed a 20 year lease.

"Brooklyn is a very community type place and the word gets around. And I think that once they understand that we’re going to provide them with what they want and there’s nobody else around, we’ll do well," he says.

In addition to new rides, Garin says there will be new parking, new lighting and new fencing, and he says his new park will charm a new generation of Brooklynites.

– Jeanine Ramirez

photo: Alexis Robie

SCOOP DU WEEKEND_APRIL 14-16, 2006

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TODAY’S WEATHER: What’s it gonna do today?   

HAPPENING: April 13-15, 2006 

Most of these listings are from  Go-Brooklyn, a section of The Brooklyn Papers. Check it out for more news, reviews, events, and local advertising. For additional events always check Barbes for the best music in the Slope. And for what’s going on at the Brooklyn Academy of Music and the BAM Rose Cinema go here.  For movie times at the Pavillion and other local movie theaters go here.   MUSIC FOR AARDVARKS: Music for toddlers at 10:30 am; for babies at 11:30 am. Bay Ridge Jewish Center, Fourth Avenue and 81st Street. (347) 581-5740. Free.

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RIDAY APRIL 14: BAMCINEMATEK: presents the film "Mutual Appreciation" (2005). $10. 7 pm. Q & A with director Andrew Bujalski follows screening. 30 Lafayette Ave. (718) 777-FILM. www.bam.org.

FRIDAY APRIL 14: BARGEMUSIC: Classical music concert of Tchaikovsky, Scriabin, Shostakovich and Rachmaninov. $35, $30 seniors, $25 students. 7:30 pm. Fulton Ferry Landing, Old Fulton Street at the East River. (718) 624-2083.

FRIDAY APRIL 14: FISH TALK: Brooklyn Aquarium Society presents Martin Moe, marine fish breeder, author and lecturer. He talks on the subject: "My Life in the Tanks, With All My Eurkeas!" $5. 7:30 pm. West Eighth Street and Surf Avenue. (718) 837-4455.

FRIDAY APRIL 14: GALAPAGOS ART SPACE: "Rip Me Open" by Desiree Burch, Michael Cyril Creighton, Kyle Jarrow and others. $12. 8 pm. Also, "Jack and the Beanstalk," a musical with puppets. $10. 10 pm in the front room. Also, Bindlestiff Family Cirkus Winter Cabaret. $15, $5 discount for clowns in make-up. 10 pm in the back room. 70 N. Sixth Street. (212) 868-4444.

FRIDAY APRIL 14: BROOKLYN LYCEUM: presents "Die You Zombie Bastards," a rock ‘n’ roll zombie road movie. $6. 10 pm. 227 Fourth Ave. (718) 857-4816.

FRIDAY APRIL 14: NEXT WAVE: "St. Matthew Passion." 7:30 pm. Also, "Peer Gynt." 7 pm. See Sat., April 15.

FRIDAY APRIL 14: UNIVERSOUL CIRCUS: "Hip Hop Under the Big Top." 7:30 pm. See Sat., April 15.

FRIDAY APRIL 14: GALLERY PLAYERS: "Take Me Out." 8 pm. See Sat., April 15.

FRIDAY APRIL 14: HEIGHTS PLAYERS: "Wait Until Dark." 8 pm. See Sat., April 15


SAT APRIL 15:
URBAN RANGER WALK: Learn about the history of Fort Greene Park. Ranger-led walk discusses fort’s role in the Revolutionary War and the prisoners of war who are entombed in a vault. 1 pm. Meet at Visitor’s Center, Myrtle Avenue at Washington Park. Call 311. Free.

SAT APRIL 15: GREEN-WOOD CEMETERY: Big Onion Walking Tours takes a walk in Brooklyn’s Victorian "City of the Dead." $15, $12 seniors, $10 students. 1 pm. Meet at main entrance, Fifth Avenue at 25th Street. (212) 439-1090.

SAT APRIL 15: WALKING TOUR: Mauricio Lorence hosts this Metro Tour Service, taking a walk through Fort Greene, Clinton Hill and Brooklyn Heights. $25. 2 pm to 5 pm. Meet at Marriott Hotel Brooklyn, 333 Adams St. (718) 789-0430.

SAT APRIL 15: NEXT WAVE: Brooklyn Academy of Music presents "St. Matthew Passion," with music by Johann Sebastian Bach. $30 to $90. 7:30 pm. BAM Harvey Theater, 651 Fulton St. Also, "Peer Gynt," by Henrik Ibsen. In Norwegian with English titles. $25 to $80. 7 pm. BAM Howard Gilman Opera House, 30 Lafayette Ave. (718) 636-4100.

SAT APRIL 15: BARGEMUSIC: Classical music concert of Khandoshkin, Shubert, Haydn and Shostakovich. $35, $30 seniors, $25 students. 7:30 pm. Fulton Ferry Landing, Old Fulton Street at the East River. (718) 624-2083.

SAT APRIL 15: LATIN JAZZ: Afro-Caribbean jazz musicians perform. $55 to $100. 7:30 pm to 9:30 pm. Kumble Theater for the Performing Arts at Long Island University, Flatbush Avenue Extension and DeKalb Avenue. (718) 488-1624.

SAT APRIL 15: GALLERY PLAYERS: presents "Take Me Out." $15, $12 children and seniors. 8 pm. 199 14th St. (212) 352-3101. www.galleryplayers.com.

SAT APRIL 15: HEIGHTS PLAYERS: presents the drama "Wait Until Dark." $12, $10 seniors, students and children. 8 pm. 26 Willow Place. (718) 237-2752.
CHILDREN

SAT APRIL 15: RUN AROUND: Brooklyn Lyceum opens its theater stage for a "Kid Runaround." Bring your kid in to burn off some energy. 10 am to 2 pm. Food available. 227 Fourth Ave. (718) 857-4816.

SAT APRIL 15: WEEKSVILLE HANDS-ON: Teens are invited to learn about historic preservation and conservation at a workshop given at Hunterfly Road Houses. Activities include hands-on experience in preservation arts with workshops in stained glass, glass blowing, carpentry, traditional woodworking and more. 10 am to 2 pm. 1698 Bergen St. Call for fee info. (718) 756-5250.

SAT APRIL 15: EGG HUNT: Brooklyn Heights Playground Committee hosts its annual spring event. 10 am sharp. Pierrepont Playground, Brooklyn Heights Promenade at Pierrepont Street and Columbia Heights. www.bhplaygrounds.org. Free.

SAT APRIL 15: SHADOW BOX THEATER: presents "The Earth and Me," asking the question: can a child save the earth? $5.50. 10:30 am. YWCA of Brooklyn, 30 Third Ave. (212) 724-0677.

SAT APRIL 15: BABIES READING: Barnes and Noble, Jr. invites babies and toddlers to meet Spot and read stories. 11 am. 106 Court St. (718) 246-4996. Free.

SAT APRIL 15: PUPPETWORKS: presents a marionette performance of "The Wizard of Oz." $8, $7 children. Recommended for ages 4 and older. 12:30 pm and 2:30 pm. 338 Sixth Ave. at Fourth Street. (718) 965-3391.

SAT APRIL 15: CHILDREN’S MUSEUM: hosts "Eg
gstravaganza." Kids, ages 6 and older, are invited to look at Ukrainian eggs and hear springtime stories. Egg­painting craft activity included. $4, free for members. 3 pm to 4:30 pm. Brooklyn Children’s Museum, 145 Brooklyn Ave. (718) 735-4400.

SAT APRIL 15: UNIVERSOUL CIRCUS: Black circus performers in "Hip Hop Under the Big Top." $20.50 to $35. 4:30 pm and 8 pm. Wollman Rink Lot, Prospect Park. (800) 316-7439, www.universoulcircus.com.

SAT APRIL 15: CURATOR TALK: Kentler International Drawing Space hosts a reception for its exhibit "Critical Mass." 4 pm. 353 Van Brunt St. (718) 875-2098. Free.

SUN MARCH 16: BARGEMUSIC: Classical music concert of Khandoshkin, Shubert, Haydn and Shostakovich. $35, $30 seniors, $25 students. 4 pm. Also, additional program featuring works by Beethoven, Adams and Messiaen. 7:30 pm. Fulton Ferry Landing, Old Fulton Street at the East River. (718) 624-2083.

SUN MARCH 16: GALAPAGOS ART SPACE: presents "Point Break Live!," the stage adaptation of the 1992 Keanu Reeves extreme-sports movie. Starring role will be selected at random from the audience. $12. 8 pm. 70 N. Sixth St. (718) 782-5188.

SUN MARCH 16: HEIGHTS PLAYERS: "Wait Until Dark." 2 pm. See Sat., April 15.

SUN MARCH 16: NEXT WAVE: "Peer Gynt." 2 pm. See Sat., April 15.

SUN MARCH 16: GALLERY PLAYERS: "Take Me Out." 3 pm. See Sat., April 15.

CHILDREN

SUN MARCH 16: FAMILY FUN SERIES: Brooklyn Center for the Performing Arts presents "Lazer Vaudeville." $8 to $15. 1 pm. Brooklyn College, Walt Whitman Hall, one block from junction of Flatbush and Nostrand avenues. (718) 951-4500.

SUN MARCH 16: SHARK-A-RAMA: NY Aquarium invites kids, ages 5 to 8, to a behind-the-scenes look at the resident sharks. $30, $23 members. 2 pm to 4 pm. West Eighth Street and Surf Avenue. (718) 265-FISH.

SUN MARCH 16: BROOKLYN CHILDREN’S MUSEUM: hosts "Symbols of Spring and the Seder." $4, free for members. 3 pm to 4:30 pm. 145 Brooklyn Ave. (718) 735-4400.

SUN MARCH 16: PUPPETWORKS: "The Wizard of Oz." 12:30 pm and 2:30 pm. See Sat., April 15.

SUN MARCH 16: UNIVERSOUL CIRCUS: "Hip Hop Under the Big Top." 4 pm and 7 pm. See Sat., April 15.

SUN MARCH 16: SHORTS: Brooklyn Lyceum presents "An Evening of the World’s Best Short Films." $10. 7 pm. 227 Fourth Ave. www.brooklynlyceum.com. (718) 857-4816.

 

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CELL PHONE PROTEST BY STUDENTS IN FRONT OF OLD JOHN JAY

There was a demonstration yesterday in front of the Secondary School for Law, which is, along with the Secondary School for Research and the Secondary School for Journalism, housed in the old John Jay High School on Seventh Avenue between 4th and 5th Streets. These kids, who are learning about law, staged a true demonstration about something that’s very important to them: being allowed to have their cell phones in school. School safety officers got involved and then the NYPD (who are often at the school). Things didn’t go very well after that. It’s too bad things got out of hand – it seems very positive to me that the kids organized a demonstration. As quoted below, one of the school’s social studies teachers, John Yanno, said he supported the students "100%." and saw the whole thing as a great civics lesson. This from the NY Daily News:

Brooklyn high school students sent a ringing message to administrators yesterday: Don’t dare take our cell phones.

More than 200 angry teens at the old John Jay High School building took
to the streets of Park Slope to protest a crackdown on the devices,
leading to clashes with cops and the arrest of five pupils.

At one point, officers scuffled with a youth, knocked him to the ground
and handcuffed him. Cops said the student, identified by classmates as
Maurice Reid, hit an officer and was charged with assault.

The busts further enraged the crowd.

"They threw him to the ground for protesting," Aundre Walker, 17, said
of Reid. "They treated him like a terrorist. All he wanted was his cell
phone back."

The teens were reacting to a school safety officer’s decision on
Tuesday morning to confiscate phones, other electronics and snacks
during scanning with a metal detector, delaying the line and making
many late for classes, students said.

"Everyone doesn’t live around the corner. We need our phones," said
Krystle Guzjuste, 17, from Brownsville. "How are our parents going to
be able to reach us if there’s an emergency?"

The students stormed out about 1 p.m. yesterday, chanting, "We want our
cell phones" and carrying signs reading, "This is a school, not a
prison."

They were followed by nearly two dozen school safety officers and cops
who tried to make them disperse. The other four arrested students were
charged with disorderly conduct.

The protests fell on deaf ears.

Principal Larry Woodbridge of the Secondary School for Law, one of
three mini-schools housed in the building, said administrators won’t
back down.

"They want to have their cell phones and they want to be able to use
them during the school day, but they can’t because it disrupts the
educational process," Woodbridge said.

The students will be penalized for cutting class, Woodbridge vowed, though he said administrators were still discussing details.

Cell phones and other electronics have been banned in city schools since 1987, although the rule is not always enforced.

Teacher John Yanno, who teaches sixth-grade social studies, said he supported the students "100%."

"This is a great civics lesson," he said. "I wish they got this involved in the war in Iraq or the immigration debate."

MAD FOR PEEPS

127647989_12b8561df0My daughter, OSFO, is insane for Peeps, those bright pink and yellow marshmallow candies only available leading up to Easter. There’s an article in today’s Times about sugar eggs and how difficult to find and expensive they are these days. But Peeps are everywhere, including the Prospect Gardens Pharmacy on Union Street. Here’s an excerpte from a 2004 article from Slate.com about everyone’s favorite cavity causer, which are NOT avalable at the Park Slope Food Coop, you can be sure of that.

This Easter Americans will consume an estimated 700 million Marshmallow Peeps. Some will also be consumed by them—fanatics maintain Web sites featuring everything from Peep erotica, dubbed "Peep Smut," to an inventive online movie called "Lord of the Peeps," and each year at least a few newspapers print odes to the candy. But for all the fascination with Peeps, it’s never been clear why the sugary treats are associated with Easter. The marshmallow rabbits represent the Easter Bunny, but what do marshmallow chicks have to do with the resurrection of Christ?

As it turns out, chicks have little to do with Jesus and a lot to do with spring. In 1917, Sam Born, a Russian immigrant, opened a small candy shop in New York City that sold chocolates and other confections. When the company grew, Born relocated it to Bethlehem, Pa., and named it Just Born, after a slogan he’d coined to advertise the freshness of his wares. Then, in 1953, Just Born bought a local Pennsylvania confectioner called the Rodda Candy Company.

Although Just Born acquired Rodda for its jelly-bean-making capabilities, the Born family was fascinated with the three-dimensional marshmallow Easter chicks, called Peeps, that Rodda was also making at the time. Lauren Easterly, the Peeps brand manager at Just Born, said that a group of women at Rodda made Peeps by hand in the back of the factory. In 1953, it took Rodda 27 hours to make one Peep. Just Born mechanized Peep production and was able to bring the confection to consumers on a mass scale by 1954.

Peep Phot by PP Photos

MOJO NO MORE?

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For the past two days, the Mojo has been boarded up. Closed.

So Mrs. Kravitz talked to the guy at the newstand next door and he said that Giancarlo, the new owner of the Mojo is selling. Just a month after the grand re-opening. Aren’t you supposed to stick it out for a year? You can’t expect a new business to be successful after a few weeks.

Well, that’s what I’ve heard.

But the same thing happened to the place that went in before the original Mojo/Carvel. The Rendez Vous. Does anyone remember the Rendez Vous?

The Rendez Vous came in after Ben’s Pizza. They spent months renovating. Expectations were high.  The owners wallpapered the space with sheet music. Promising.

Then they opened but there was no food on display. There was a menu board – tuna fish, egg salad sandwiches – but someone went into a mysterious backroom to get the food. I guess they had coffee.

I was afraid to eat the food. The Rendez Vous closed after a few weeks.

Then the Mojo/Carvel went in (pictured above). The first manager, Robert, was a rock ‘n roll cartoonist. The place looked great; it was clean. They did a classy renovation (must’ve taken a while to get that sheet music off the wall). Michael Gordon, and the other owners were in for the long haul. They worked hard and added features as they went along – Krispy Kreme donuts, wrap sandwiches, soups. The shop became an integral part of Third Street life – a great place for a coffee clatch, a PTA committee meeting, a before pick-up iced coffee, an after school ice cream cone. Corey, also a manager, was a beloved member of this community who, at one time, thoughtfully supervised the PS 321 kids who lunched there and taught them manners: "Throw out your food," he’d say. "Pick up after yourselves." There were other employees who made a positive impression on the kids (like Tito).

Mojo gave it the college try. The Carvel franchise was expensive, it was hard to make money with that as overhead. Michael decided he wanted a job in the corporate world – benefits, a salary, a different lifestyle.

Then came the (new) Mojo: Gianncarlo and his Ainsley cheesecakes of Brooklyn.  I was impressed with his cakes but I wasn’t sure if Giancarlo was up to the challenge of creating a follow-up to the Mojo. Getting rid of half the tables seemed a weird move. He lost the morning coffee clatch crowd and that always made the place look so lively.  The success of the nearby Cocoa Bar probably didn’t help. For the last month, they’ve been offering free coffee in the morning between 9 and 10 a.m. (I knew nothing about it).

So who is Gianncarlo selling the Mojo to? And what will it become. The people on Third Street are waiting with bated breath.

ILLUSTRATION IN THE BROOKLYN PAPERS

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Gersh Kuntzman, editor-in-chief of the Brooklyn Papers, is one cool editor. He hired my friend Roxanna Velandria to do illustrations for his weekly. Last week she did two terrific illos for the the recent HAVE FAITH BROOKLYN issue.

For my article titled: "Looking for Religion: You Better Shop Around," Roxanna created a great picture of a very Park Slope-looking woman filling a shopping cart with churches and synagogues.

For Gersh’s article entitled, "Faithiests," about atheists who go to church, Roxanna created a great illo of a man in a "God is Dead" t-shirt reading Nietzsche in a church pew with devout worshipers all around him. (Above left: that’s the first sketch).

This week she’s created something really cool. And rumor has it that it’s going to be on the COVER of the Brooklyn Papers. I don’t want to ruin it – so just pick it up at Key Food or on the street wrapped in plastic – they’ll be all over the place. Also, read Smartmom – this week she’s got quite an exclusive.

By the way, you can read all of Smartmom’s columns at Brooklynpapers.com – at the top of the page look for Smartmom. Click on that and start reading.

 

JEW-ISH TALES FROM ALMOST…

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While I was cooking our seder meal I heard an essayist on NPR by the name of Laurel Snyder talking about being half-Jewish. It was interesting and the name sounded familiar to me. Laurel Snyder, Laurel Snyder. I said the name to myself. Now I know why that name sounds so familiar. She’s JewishyIrishy, a blogger I discovered through 32 Poems. Anyway, I feel like I know her and am glad to see she’s got a book out called HALF LIFE: Jew-ish Tales from Almost, Not Quite, and In-Between. Here’s the synopsis from good old Powells.

"This anthology of 18 essays takes for granted that Jews will intermarry, and that the children of intermarriages will be ‘halfs,’ or half-Jews. Being a half, says Snyder, is not second best; it is not a pale imitation of being really Jewish. Rather, ‘half’ is an interesting, incorrigible, perplexing and profound moniker in its own right, a label that somehow captures the existential angst that all people experience. Read cover to cover, the anthology begins to feel suffocating in its predictability — smart folks reflecting smartly about their struggles with identity. But many of the individual essays are engaging, funny and provocative. Dena Katzen Seidel describes, in a strikingly detached tone, the emotional abuses doled out by her flaky mother, a Christian Scientist. Novelist Thisbe Nissen explains that every New Yorker is a little bit Jewish, while Rene Kaplan observes that the only deal her mismatched parents ever made and kept was the agreement to raise the kids Jewish. ‘My half-Jewishness is a memento of that short-lived moment of concord between the two,’ she muses with a touch of melancholy. Half-Jews will see themselves and their families in this book, and they will laugh, and maybe even cry, while reading. (Apr.)" Publishers Weekly (Copyright Reed Business Information, Inc.)

NEW DOOR FOR NEERGARD

More news on the Neergard storefront. Last night, walking home from Writer’s Group, I saw workers installing a new front window and door.

Today I saw it. Sort of. At first I thought it was an automatic door. But I was across the street and my eyesight isn’t that great. Believe it or not, I didn’t cross the street to see.

I will do that tomorrow.

WHY IS THIS NIGHT…

I spent the morning on Court Street shopping for the seder.

Staubitz, the "beenthereforeverhopetheystaythereforever" butcher was busy with brisket shoppers. At the "beenthereforeverhopetheystaythereforever" vegetable shop, I picked up dill, bitter herbs, carrots, celery.

Diaper Diva, with a Citarella bag full of gefilte fish and horseradish, came over and cooked the brisket. She’s the one who has my mother’s pot roast recipe memorized. The roast has been cooking and cooking and cooking for hours in the biggest pot I’ve got.

Oops. Forgot the matzoh. Out to Seventh Avenue for matzoh, wine, sherbert, napkins. Last minute stuff.

The table is set – a very springy green tablecloth, green plates, puple tulips and some kind of pink flower. We always use the good silver. There’s something so special about
"the good silver."

Now that OSFO and Teen Spirit are older, I am going to use a more traditional Hagadah. For years, we’ve used wonderful children’s book called "The Four Questions" by novelist Lynn Sharon Schwartz. It’s beautifully written with fun, animal illustrations. Maybe this year, they’re ready for a real Hagadah.

I usually lead the seder (Hepcat isn’t Jewish and my father usually defers to me and my longstanding interest in Judaism).  Everyone gets a chance to read – I put Post-It notes on the pages to designate who’s reading. Teen Spirit has already told me he wants to read the plagues.

The guests (my father, stepmother, sister, brother-in-law, and Ducky) will be here soon.
Oh. I think I hear the doorbell…

BROOKLYN MATZOH IN PEOPLE’S DAILY CHINA

An article about matzoh making in Brooklyn in the People’s Daily China.  Thanks Brownstoner for the tip.

In a Brooklyn bakery, each fresh batch of Passover matzoh was timed from the moment the flour touched water till the unleavened bread left the oven dough worked fast to keep it from rising.

It must stay flat "to remind us of when the Jews went out of Egypt and they didn’t have time to let the bread rise," said Chana Drizin, a 10-year-old bakery volunteer perched atop a woodpile.

With Passover arriving tomorrow at sundown, producing enough matzoh for the holiday meal without breaking tradition is a deadline met with religious fervour at this Brooklyn business.

Behind a windowless front, the boisterous, crowded bakery has churned out more than 80 tons of matzoh in the seven months leading to Passover. At US$33 a kilogram, the matzoh is shipped or hand-delivered to about 70 countries, from France, England and Greece to Congo, Viet Nam and India.

On a recent visit during the last week of production, one room in the bakery was alive with the chatter of women sitting around a long table, rolling out dough and announcing "Matzoh!" in Hebrew as they handed off the matzoh rounds ready for the oven.

Their voices, in Hebrew, Yiddish, Russian and English, mixed with the sound of clattering rolling pins in the frenzy to get as many matzohs out as possible in 18 minutes, when the dough starts to rise.

Eating leavened bread during Passover is forbidden by Jewish law, which is strictly followed in an Orthodox Jewish movement called Chabad Lubavitch that started in 18th-century Russia and spread worldwide.

Under the late Rabbi Menachem Schneerson, their leader in Brooklyn’s Crown Heights neighbourhood, the Lubavitchers became the most outward-looking of ultra-religious Jews, displaying giant menorahs in public places and building Chabad centres from Sao Paulo to Bangkok.

The more than 200,000 faithful use satellite and Internet technology to communicate their beliefs; even the matzoh can be ordered via the Chabad website, with recipes included.

"It’s been done the same way for 3,000 years," said Rabbi Mendel Feller, who was bringing the matzohs back to St. Paul, Minnesota

REUNION PLANNING – APRIL 11, 2006

The 30th reunion planning group of the Upper West Side progressive
high school (UWSPHS) that no longer exists met last night at the Pastel Colored Italian Restaurant uptown.

It was actually a lot of fun. I was a little aprehensive because all the other females on the planning committee sent their regrets. So it was just me and six guys from high school.

Before they knew I was coming, one email said, "Have fun at the boy’s night out." That made me self-conscious and I wondered if these guys wanted it to be a guy thing so they could act like obnoxious high school guys.

Well, they didn’t act like obnoxious high school guys at all. And we managed to have a great meal, not too many drinks, various small conversations; a good time. We even discussed issues related to the reunion. So that was good, too.

We talked about who we think is coming and who is still missing. CORPORATE LAWYER  suggested we get a private detective to find the missing people. But my feeling is: that would be going a bit too far. Not everyone wants to be dragged out of the woodwork to go to their high school reunion.

The invitations have been sent out. HEDGE FUND will be getting the checks (of course) and the RSVP’s. We’re all on tenter hooks waiting to see who’s coming.

MAGAZINE PUBLISHER had the invitations designed by her staff at the magazine and they look very fancy, very official, very cool. There’s a picture of ye olde alma mater on the cover and a well-worded, wedding-like invite on the inside.

We are delighted to invite you to the  30th reunion of our long-lost, often missed (by some) high school.

There’s also a very funny survey written by TV PRODUCER AND CORPORATE LAWYER, and a questionaire for biographical information. Some of the questions were quite funny:

–What have you been doing for the last 30 years?
–What are you doing now? (not right now)

–What teacher is famous for this quote? “A asquared plusa Beeasquared isa Seeasquared”

From my high school days I hope I was best remembered as:
–The best student
–The most popular
–The most witty
–The best athlete
–The kid who could belch the loudest
–The most likely to succeed
–I just hope I was remembered

And of course, the expected drug question:

My recreational drug use has

–Increased now that I don’t worry about (first name of principal) suspending me
–Decreased from my high school days
–Been replaced by prescription drugs
–Can you ask the question again?

As the head of the Program Committee, I am now looking for a CD by rock violinist,  PAPA JOHN CREACH. The album is called, "One Way."  We used his gorgeous version of "Over the Rainbow" as our graduation music (no Pomp and Circumstance for this crowd).

I found one copy of the CD on eBay from a seller in Great Britain. I bid $5 dollars and am hoping to be the highest bidder — it’s at 89 cents right now. I guess it’s not a very popular CD but it means a lot to the class of 1976 of the UWSPHS. Papa John Creach did play with the Jefferson Airplane and Hot Tuna. Whatever.

Now all we can do is wait. To see if I’m the highest bidder, to see who responds to the invites. All we can do is wait.

BROOKLYN MOVIES: THIS SUMMER AND NOW

MOVIES AL FRESCO: This summer, The Old Stone House will present BROOKLYN FILM WORKS an outdoor film festival on 6 Tuesday nights in June and July. Stay tuned for details.

In the meantime, BAMcinematek presents two weeks of Brooklyn-themed films to honor the
borough’s bygone eras. Today, the festival screens "It Happened in
Brooklyn," a tribute to the Brooklyn Dodgers that was filmed during the
1941 World Series at Ebbets Field. An introduction by Brooklyn
historian John Manbeck precedes the first screening. Tonight, 6:50 and
9:15 p.m., Brooklyn Academy of Music Rose Cinemas, Peter Jay Sharp
Building, 30 Lafayette Ave., between Ashland Place and St. Felix
Street, 718-777-3456, $10 general, $7 students 25 and under, seniors,
children, and members. For a full schedule, go to www.bam.org.

NEW OWNERSHIP AT ORANGE BLOSSOM

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Seems that Orange Blossom, that cool kid’s clothing store on Lincoln Place, a block I walk on every day, has new owners. The old owners were super nice people. I know that the off-Avenue location can be a bit of a challenge but I thought they were doing pretty well over there.

UPDATE: The old owners moved back to Austin, Texas and sold the business to business associates/friends. The new owners are designers of soft dolls and stuffed animals.

Diaper Diva and I loved going in — and buying stuff there. I’ve purchased quite a few recent new baby and birthday gifts there. We really enjoyed one of the sales people, who sang Russian lullabys to Ducky. Hope she’ll still be working at the shop. UPDATE: The woman who sings in Russian will still be working at the shop.

I didn’t have a clue that they were selling the shop. Although I did notice that they were closed for a few days "for spring cleaning."  Truth is, I’ve been so busy I didn’t even notice until recently that Kirstin at Slope Sports was very, very pregnant. Yesterday the shop was closed, anbd I wondered if she’d had the baby (baby due on April 16th). UPDATE: She did not. I saw her today and she is still pregnant.

So the changeover at Orange Blossom has been very discreet. I noticed a few changes through the window – a white picket fence around the counter. But I haven’t gone in. I went in. The new owners are very nice. A reader of OTBKB already stopped in the shop. Diaper Diva, not surprisingly, managed to find something to buy for Ducky. A cute pair of pink cargo pants and a t-shirt.

Dave Helm and  his wife, Courtney have taken over the reigns and would like to invite the readers of OTBKB to the big ol Grand Re-Opening event on Saturday April 29 11AM – 7PM and Sunday April 30th 12PM – 6PM.

It would be so cool if they had special prizes for the readers of OTBKB. Tell them you saw this on OTBKB and maybe they’ll give you an Orange Milano or something.

Come help us celebrate the Grand Re-Opening of one of Park Slope’s favorite kids clothing super shops!  Dave and Courtney Helm are the proud new owners of this gem of a shop and they are having a party to celebrate it.  All the old brands and some of the new – Tea Collection, Small Paul, Mr. Tiny, Queen Bee, Hats by Goorin, Paulina Quintana, Glug Baby, Yu-Be, Baby Bean, Bla Bla and Orange Blossom (private label) just to name a few.  Special discounts, door crasher prizes, freebies, special activities and a guest performance – Music for Aardvarks songs performed by MusicForBrooklyn.com.  PLEASE JOIN US!!!!!

ORANGE BLOSSOM
180 Lincoln Place

Brooklyn, NY 111217
877-GO-OBKIDS

 

                     

 

 

AREA: IN REGINA’S SPACE

Speaking of kid’s clothing stores, there’s another new one, Area. New for Seventh Avenue, that is. They already have three shops. There’s Area Yoga and Baby on Smith Street, Area Yoga and Baby on Fifth Avenue near Flatbush (across from Lulu’s), and Area Emporium and Spa also on Smith Street.

This Area is in the space vacated by Regina Bakery. Interesting to see what that space looks like down to the bones. Without the counter and the wall that separated a small backroom, the store looks quite spacious. Brick walls. Painted over tin ceiling. Area didn’t even change the brown tile floor (they probably will).

A simple renovation done in good taste goes a long way. The merchandise – kid’s clothing, furniture, strollers, bikes – is colorful, well designed and good looking – makes for a cool looking place.

The owner of Area is obviously an ambitious Brooklyn entrepreneur. She’s got her brand — children’s items, yoga clothing for moms, spa services for moms — and she’s going in all over Baby Brooklyn. It remains to be seen whether they make as positive a connection with this  neighborhood as Loli’s and Orange Blossom have.

Area has an upscale, designer-baby vibe. Truth is, most of the stores carry the same lines of clothing.  Area has furniture and strollers…and this whole Yoga and Spa thing going.

They each differentiate themselves in their own way.  Wonder if Park Slope can support this many kid’s clothing and furniture stores.

On Seventh Avenue
Peek-a-Boo Kids: Between 6th and 7th Streets. Huge shoe selection. European dressy, cute cottons for babies.
Firefly: Between Fourth and Fifth Street. Off-price Euro designer clothing.
Loli’s: Between Garfield and First Street. Paul Frank items, very wearable, cool clothes.
Area: Between Union and President. Strollers, Furniture, hipster clothing. Unusual t-shirts.
Peek-A-Boo Kids: Between Union and Berkeley. Huge shoe selection.
Orange Blossom: on Lincoln Place. Cool clothes, great gifts, dolls, fun stuff.

On Fifth Avenue
Romp: Near St. Johns. Good design, t-shirts, no other clothing. Great toys.
Area Baby and Yoga: Near St. Marks. Strollers, Furniture, hipster clothing, Yoga clothing for moms.
Lulu’s: Near St. Marks. Great toys and haircuts.

BEST FRIENDS FOREVER

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Callalillie is waxing nostalgic today. But as usual, her thoughts got me thinking. There is picture of her at nine with her best friend, who she is still friends with. I am still friends with my best friend from when I was ten. I wonder if OSFO, who is now nine, will be friends with her current best friends for the rest of her life. Hope so. (left: OSFO with Beauty Girl).

It’s a nice feeling to know that you are a piece of someone’s
continuous history. It is even more touching to realize that, at some
point, our nine year olds will most likely meet one another.
Furthermore, that concept seems almost tangible at this stage in our
lives. Perhaps one day we will stand in front of one of our houses or
apartments, line the two kids up in all of their awkward splendor, and
snap a picture like this. In some ways, it sends shivers up my spine.
An evil grin on one hand, extreme nostalgia on the other. – Callalillie

 

BALLADS, BLUES, AND BEYOND

A singer saxophonist by the name of Shelia Cooper got in touch with OTBKB. She and painist Jon Dryden are gigging at Magnolia on April 14th. Sounds like fun idea for a Friday night.

Just wanted to let you know in case you wanted to post it on your blog
re the cultural goings-on in Park Slope that Magnolia on  486  6th ave
at 12th Street (369-4814) is having music again on Fridays 9.30 to
11.30 pm, no cover.

I’ll be there this friday 4/14 with pianist Jon Dryden, my fellow Park
Sloper, we’re doing a couple of sets of music we’re calling "Ballads,
Blues and Beyond."  I’m a jazz singer-saxophonist.



A TRAPEZE LIFE

A Brooklyn Life took a trapeze class and she lived to tell the tale on her blog. Check this out: And read more at the blog:

Normally, precocious seven year olds don’t calm my nerves, but the
three impatiently waiting for my morning trapeze class to begin did
have a soothing effect. After all, if children half my size and with
only a quarter of my life experience could do it, then so could I, I
confidently thought to myself.

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I was the first of our group to climb the ladder. I do not like
heights. I am not deathly afraid of heights, but I am afraid, and I do
not seek them out–I respect them. And so, I followed my rule of thumb
on the way up: Do not look down. Of course, one does have to look down
when standing with all 10 toes hanging off the platform, hands
outstretched on a metal bar, body tilted at a 65 degree angle over
empty space. An instructor grasps everyone’s belt as they  hold this
position and then commands "hep," which means "jump!"

Continue reading A TRAPEZE LIFE

WHAT A NIGHT AT THE OPERA

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Hepcat and I spent a night at the opera. Beethoven’s Fidelio at the Met. But the REALLY EXCITING PART: my best Friend from high school, soprano Amy Burton, a frequent performer with the New York City opera, had a huge role as Marzelline (the prison warden’s daughter who is in love with Fideolio. But Fidelio is actually a woman named Leonore, the wife of Floristan, a prisoner slowly dying in soitary confinement in the deep depths of the prison). Poor Marzelline.

How to describe sitting in the fourth to last row of the orchestra (DD), dead center, watching a friend singing on stage at the MET. 

What a thrill. And she was fantastic. Truly, madly, deeply. Fantastic. I loved the opera, all the singers, the sets. EVERYTHING.

THANKS AMY FOR GIVING ME A NIGHT AT THE OPERA I WILL NEVER FORGET.

Note: the woman pictured IS NOT Amy Burton.

SMARTMOM: A SLICE OF LICE

Here’s my Smartmom column from today’s Brooklyn Papers:

It had already been a pretty bad week. But Mrs. Kravitz’s phone call Friday afternoon turned it into a really lousy one. Literally.

“I have bad news,” Mrs. Kravitz said breathlessly. “Beauty Girl has lice.”

As soon as she said the words, Smartmom’s head started to itch. Like mad. Beauty Girl is the Oh So Feisty One’s best friend and she had slept over a few nights before. In fact, the girls had tried on each other’s clothing and shared a pillow.

“I’m really, really sorry,” Mrs. Kravitz said her voice dripping with genuine remorse. “But you better check OSFO’s head. She probably has it, too.”

Smartmom’s head was, in addition to itching, spinning. She barely knew what to do first. In a state of suspended dread, she called Hepcat at the Edgy Computer Startup.

“Are you going out to Boro Park?” he asked referring to the Orthodox Jewish nit-picker, the go-to gal when it comes to lice in Park Slope. OSFO had been there once during a previous lice scare at PS 321.

Abby Goldfard, who’s even been profiled in the New Yorker, has 10 children and an examination room with bright fluorescent lighting, where she checks heads, removes the little buggers, and charges a tidy sum.

But it’s worth every penny when you get one of those notes from school: “A child in your child’s class has lice…”

But really. There’s no stigma about lice anymore. It’s not some Dickensian scourge or a sign of incipient poverty. All the schools — public, Brooklyn private, even Manhattan private, have outbreaks — lice don’t seem to care if your parents are bond traders or the people marching over the Brooklyn Bridge last week.

But first things first. Smartmom stripped everyone’s bed in the apartment and schlepped all the comforters, sheets, pillowcases, and clothing to the local laundry on Sixth Avenue and Fifth Street.

“Wash this stuff very, very hot,” Smartmom told the elegant Ecuadorian man who has been doing their laundry ever since she and Hepcat moved to Park Slope. “My daughter may have lice,” she said in barely a whisper. The man didn’t even raise an eyebrow.

Back at the building, Smartmom and OSFO checked on Mrs. Kravitz and Beauty Girl. Mr. Kravitz, summoned home early from work because of the lice emergency, answered the door. “I’ve been itching ever since they told me,” he said cheerfully.

Sheets, blankets, and pillows littered the hallway. Their mattresses were in an upright position on the beds.

“I’m in here checking BG’s hair,” Mrs. Kravitz called from the bathroom. “Do you want a glass of wine?”

Before Smartmom could answer, Mr. Kravitz placed a tall glass of Chardonnay in her hand.

Sitting on the toilet seat, Mrs. Kravitz examined BG’s hair, slathered white with Pantene Hair Conditioner, with a fine-tooth comb.

“This is how the lady in Boro Park does it,” Mrs. Kravitz said with a high degree of competency. “I’m finding a lot here.” She proudly showed Smartmom what she was finding in BG’s hair.

Gross.

Smartmom knew what she had to do. She trekked over to Palma Pharmacy for supplies: hair conditioner, paper towels, and a nit-picking comb. On the way home, she stopped at Shawn’s for bottles of Chardonnay and Shiraz; and Fish Tales, for an assortment of sushi, sashimi, and maki rolls. Might as well make it a party.

Once the sushi buffet was set up on Mrs. Kravitz’s dining room table, and the new bottles decanted, it was Smartmom’s turn to sit on the toilet seat and nit-pick through OSFO’s hair. Smartmom held her breath in anticipation of what she would find.

“It’s coming up clean,” Mrs. Kravitz exclaimed. “What a relief.” Smartmom felt like crying.

“I want lice,” OSFO whined.

“What?” the two moms exclaimed in unison. WHY DO YOU WANT LICE?

“Because then I’ll get a lot of attention.” The two moms rolled their eyes. Trust me. You’re getting plenty of attention, Smartmom assured her. Plenty.

Once they were done nit-picking, it was time for a festive sushi feast. “You better have Hepcat check your head,” Mrs. Kravitz said balancing a California roll on her chopstick. Smartmom poured herself another glass of wine.

After the Lice Party, Hepcat did check Smartmom’s head and found nothing. Woo Hoo. No bugs, no eggs. Smartmom and OSFO had dodged the lice bullet once again. And had a little sushi party in the process.

Not such a lousy day, after all.