How bad can one week get? Try me.

Monday: A water main breaks and the earth opens up, an SUV falls in. Teen Spirit misses a day at school because there is no R-Train service.

Tuesday: Vultures

Wednesday: OSFO has a sleepover date (not really a bad thing except…see Friday).

Thursday: Teen Spirit gets mugged: his iPod is stolen.

Friday: OSFO’s best friend has head lice (the one who slept over on Wednesday night). Need I say more?