Monthly Archives: February 2006
POSTCARD FROM THE SLOPE_YOU CAN KEEP MY BROTHER
The New York City Public Schools adopted a new schedule today. Classes now commence at 8:40 a.m. instead of 8:30. School is out at 3:00 p.m. There will be special tutoring for children in academic need until 3:37 and a half.
Those extra ten minutes are like a godsend. We usually get to school about ten minutes late so…
It’s a gift really. Classes start at 8:40 rather than 8:30. Woo hoo. YAY. The trick is not to think about it too much. We’re just going to pretend it’s the same old schedule. Get up at the same time, make lunch, have some cereal, pack the backpacks, leave the house…
That way, we’ll be on time. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Just put the new start time out of our heads. Pretend it’s the same old schedule (it’s 8:30, really it’s 8:30, really it’s 8:30…)
Daughter, the impeccably fashionable one, had extra time to preen. She put on an interesting combination of her new clothing from Target. The black and white spotted pants, the t-shirt that says, "YOU CAN KEEP MY BROTHER," the green camouflage jacket.
"That’s quite an outfit you’ve got on today," her brother told her. "I like your Dalmatian print pants." he added..
"They’re not Dalmatian print pants." she replied.
"Then what are they?" he asked.
"I don’t know. STOP BOTHERING ME." she said.
"Oh I know," he said. "They’re leopard spot. You’re wearing leopard spot pants. Nice with the green camouflage."
Unfazed, she continued to brush her hair. "No one’s going to be able to see you today," Husband said, referring to her animal and camouflage prints."
Luckily, Daughter has an unflappable sense of style.
POSTCARD FROM THE SLOPE_TARGET
Sister, Daughter, Ducky and I spent yesterday afternoon at the Atlantic Center. We were mostly at Target of course, which is its own vortex, its own reality, its own zone of consciousness.
I mostly hate malls but they are such a novelty in New York. And it’s easy to get out of them…you just walk out. Easy escape.
This mall, Ratner’s mall, isn’t too oppressive. It would be a total nothing, as far as I’m concerned, without the Target. But it does have the Guitar Center, Payless, Children’s Place, ah, that’s pretty much it. And the Chucky Cheese, which looms on the top floor is probably one of the weirdest, scariest, noisiest children’s "attractions" I’ve ever seen.
But Target is pretty fun for a limited amount of time. If you stay to long you start hallucinating: Red spirals, red spirals, red spirals.
No surprise, my daughter loves to buy her clothing there. It’s so well priced: she gets to be the fashionable princess she wants to be and I don’t have to spend too much money. Though all those $7.99 items do add up and it’s always a shock when I see the total at the cash register.
YOWZA. How did we spend….?
We actually got lattes at the Starbucks near the check-out and sat in the seating area for an hour or so. I discoved that there’s great view from that side of Target of the Atlantic Yards. It’s a really interesting spot to contemplate the future of Brooklyn.
Walking back to the slope via FIfth Avenue, I was surpised by how many new shops have gone in from Flatbush to Sterling. It happened so quickly. There’s a bunch of boutiques, Lulu’s, Area (a clothing store for kids), that gorgeous Indian clothing store, Pawtisserie (bakery for dogs!?), SIP ( a new wine shop), Miriam (a middle eastern restaurant)…
The owner of Lulu’s said that her stretch of Fifth Avenue near Flatbush is fantastic for business. She said the people come there from Ft. Greene, Prospect Heights, the Heights, Cobble HIll, Smith Street. Her old location on Fifth near 3rd Street was good but very local. There were few walk-ins and not much weekday traffic. She said no one who lives above 7th Avenue ever comes to Fifth Avenue. I wonder if she’s right about that.
When we got home, Son said that he was hanging out at the Atlantic Center, which really surprised me. WHAT WERE YOU DOING THERE? He didn’t say. I DIDN’T BRING HIM UP IN PARK SLOPE TO BE A MALL RAT!
But then again: What the hell were we doing at Target all afternoon?
POSTCARD FROM THE SLOPE_STORIES
This afternoon at Lulu’s, the children’s hair salon and toy store on Fifth Avenue near Flatbush, where Daughter was getting a haircut, Sister was having her bangs trimmed, and Ducky was playing with a stroller and stuffed animals, I ran into Marybeth Batcha, publisher of One Story, which is a very ambitious, small-sized literary magazine with one story in it, published in Brooklyn 18 times a year.
I am a subscriber and it’s such a treat to get my copy of One Story every three weeks or so in the mail. Mary Beth and I decided that next winter there’s going to be a One Story reading at Brooklyn Reading Works. So stay tuned.
Take a look at the One Story site and think about subscribing to this Brooklyn-grown venture that is garnering quite a national reputation.
Speaking of stories, my good friend Nancy Graham has a piece of short fiction in this month’s Culture Star Reader. Nancy Graham’s poems have been published in Aught, Chronogram and Poetry Superhighway. Her fiction appears in the latest issue of Prima Materia, a literary annual of Hudson Valley writing. Her chapbook, SOMNILOQUIES, is forthcoming from Pudding House Publications. She lives with her husband and two children in Kingston, New York. The story is called Warm-Chair Attrition. Here’s an excerpt:
The young woman watches the man with the newspaper and wills him to say something shocking about himself. This is the last day before she will pack the last of her things and fly to California, and find a job with help from her sister. Her flight leaves two days from now. The memos she will spend the day writing relate to her work. Other people will pull them from a file and follow the directions in them, parceling her job into a dozen bits for others in her department-that way her leaving won’t cause turmoil in the company, and they won’t have to pay anyone to do her work after she’s gone. The company has been getting smaller in this way, and the staff’s jobs incrementally larger, for five years. At the same time, the employees have worked more slowly and less efficiently, writing their memoirs on the sly, idly fingering their tickler files, or making sculptures of binder clips. They have left their jobs in spirit but remain at their desks in body. There are so many companies where this is happening that the companies have coined a name for it; they call the phenomenon ‘warm chair attrition.’ Read More in Culture Star Reader
In the same issue, there is also an interview with one of Nancy’s mentors, Lydia Davis:
Q: How should a writer develop a unique voice?
Lydia Davis: I would say there are a few things to think about. One is what I said earlier, about being in absolute control of the mechanics of grammar, punctuation, sentence structure, so that you can do anything you like with your language. (Look at Beckett’s later writings to see what odd things he does, which he couldn’t have done without that mastery.) Then observe the world and yourself with a very careful, accurate eye. Don’t say the water is blue if it’s actually a pinkish muddy color. Bring those accurate observations into your fiction. Don’t sentimentalize: be honest and accurate about your feelings and thoughts. And be open to different ways of writing. Don’t be too cautious. If you can aim towards all of that, you’ll probably develop your own distinctive voice and style.
THE COLUMNIST’S LIFE_Thick Skin
Working on that thick skin.
Walked into PS 321 hoping that no-one was offended by the piece I wrote for Brooklyn Papers about the third grade test.
I think for the most part I’m preaching to the choir over there. But you never know. I saw the principal (we even made eye contact) and she didn’t seem aggravated. I assume she hates the standardized tests as much as I do but I’m not sure.
No one said a thing. Hey, that’s not good. Didn’t anyone read it?
HEY! WHAT DID YOU THINK ABOUT MY ARTICLE?????????????
About the Dumbo piece, a Park Slope man wrote me a great e-mail about the similarities between Park Slope and Dumbo. I sent it to my editor to show him because I was excited to get a response from a reader. He decided to run it as a letter to the editor. Apparently, no one checked with the man to see if he he wanted the letter printed.
DOH.
He didn’t and wants a retraction. I feel awful. The learning curve is steep. But we’re getting there.
I got a perfectly awful e-mail from someone who said really mean things about my writing. I wanted to delete the e-mail but I decided to keep it as a measure of my thick skinness. See, I can take it I really can. Really….
Thick skin. Thick skin. Thick skin. Wait’ll you read this week’s piece…
PARK SLOPE T-SHIRTS
Check out a blog called The Muk Report. The guy has designed some funny Park Slope T-shirts.
How Many of These Could I Move at 7th and Union?
I think plenty. They’re pretty funny.
NO WORDS_DAILY PIX BY HUGH CRAWFORD
BETTY FRIEDAN DIES
The author of "The Feminine Mystique" died yesterday. This is from the New York Times:
Betty Friedan, the feminist crusader and author whose searing first book, "The Feminine Mystique," ignited the contemporary women’s movement in 1963 and as a result permanently transformed the social fabric of the United States and countries around the world, died yesterday, her 85th birthday, at her home in Washington.
Betty Friedan, a founder of the National Organization for Women, led a march in Manhattan in 1970 for the Women’s Strike for Equality.The cause was congestive heart failure, said Emily Bazelon, a family spokeswoman.
With its impassioned yet clear-eyed analysis of the issues that affected women’s lives in the decades after World War II
FOCUSING INTO SLEEP
My sister told me about Focusing Into Sleep, workshops for those who have sleep problems (who doesn’t these days?).
These workshops, run by Manhattan psyhotherapists, Susan Rudnick and Robin Kappy, are for those who experience problems with falling asleep, restless waking during the night, or just want to fall asleep in a more peaceful way.
Sounds nice. Speaking of sleep problems, did I mention that I am typing this at 2:10 in the morning?
"The workshop guides people to draw on the well of wisdom that already resides within them to create better sleep patterns. Participants develop skills for moving into deeper levels of rest through visualization, self-hypnosis, and a therapeutic technique called ‘focusing.’
The workshops, which are at the 92nd Street Y and the 14th Street Y, are led by two certified focusing trainers. Here’s the info:
The 92nd Street Y
1395 Lexington Avenue
Three Thrusday Evenings: Feb 9, Feb 16, Feb 23, 2006
7 p.m. – 9 p.m.
Registration (212) 415-5500
Price: $90. for the three session workshop
The 14th Street Y
344 East 14th Street, New York, NY
Three Thursday Evenings: March 9, 16, 23, 2006
Registration: (212)780-0800
Price: $75 for the three session workshop
Consultations are also available. For information contact: Focusingintosleep@verizon.net, haikususan@aol.com or rkappy.csw@verizon.net
POSTCARD FROM THE SLOPE_MICHAEL DRINKARD
There could not have been a better place to hear Michael Drinkard read from the first chapter of his new novel, "Rebels, Turn Out Your Dead," than at the Old Stone House, a revolutionary war museum in JJ Byrne Park on Fifth Avenue in Park Slope.
What started out as a Brooklyn Reading Works reading evolved into an elegant book party bash thrown by the author and his wife.
In his introduction, Michael graciously thanked Kim Maier, Executive Director of the Old Sone House, and me. He told the crowd about Only the Blog Knows Brooklyn and mentioned that the blog’s name comes from the title of Thomas Wolfe story:"Only the Dead Know Brooklyn."
"Rebel Bring Out Your Dead " is the story of a hemp farmer and his wife and son who get caught int he crossfire of the Revolutionary War. Here is the description from Amazon:
In his cannabis-infused pipe dreams, Salt imagines himself a man of
independent means, rather than a Yankee hemp farmer under the thumb of
his Tory father-in-law. Then Salt’s teenage son shoots a British
officer, and the Revolutionary War comes home, bringing both danger and
unexpected freedoms.Forced to flee his farm and family, Salt
is taken captive on a prison ship off the shore of Brooklyn, where he
finds himself in unplanned pursuit of something that might just be
happiness. With her husband on this odyssey, Molly embarks upon her own
war of independence, from the chronic disappointments and
long-rehearsed roles of marriage. And under the unlikely wing of the
British army, son James begins to come of age along with his country.
Drinkard has crafted a work of historic fiction, whose characters are drawn with depth and a contemporary interest in their inner lives and struggles.
I’ve only heard the first chapter, but I plan to get a copy of the book and read it soon. 40 Copies of the book sold last night at the party. Some people bought more than one.
The party was quite the Park Slope event. I saw many friends there, as well as writerly types from Manhattan who I don’t know. Blogger, Ron Hogan of Beatrice.com was there. We spoke a bit about the blogsphere and I look forward to reading his literary blog in the future. I learned from a quick look at his blog that he is the author of "The Stewardess is Flying the Plane; American Films of the 1970’s," which was selected by Amazon as one of Top Ten Editor’s Picks: Pop Culture for 2005.
Stone Park Cafe was too packed for dinner. But at Belleville, many tables were filled with the after party revellers.
POSTCARD FROM THE SLOPE_VOLUNTEERS NEEDED
A good friend of mine is now working for Project Reach Youth. She asked me to spread the word that this very worthwhile local organization is looking for volunteers.
Here’s the scoop:
Project Reach Youth (PRY) is a community-based organization committed to helping low-income youth, adults and families to learn and grow in a creative and supportive environment. They have a range of programs and rely on volunteers for academic support, particularly with teen programs. Current needs include:-
–Adults to work with our teens in our after-school programs. In Fort Greene, the STAR Program helps prepare juniors and seniors for college – tutors are always needed to help these kids prepare for their SAT’s and Regents’. The hours are after-school and Saturdays. The STAR Program also provides support during the school day at the LJR school in Park Slope.
–Adults who can help kids in the college office.
–Help with the Project Life program, aimed at helping kids ages 13 -17 to offer good life choices; these kids need homework help as well.
–Help with a Saturday program in Park Slope for immigrant adults preparing for the citizenship exam. Volunteers work one-on-one with the students to help them practice for the test and practice conversational English.
— Help with after-school programs for elementary school-aged kids
For more information, you can go to: www.pry.org. You can also send me an an e-mail (louisecrawford@gmail.com), if you’d like me to send it directly to my friend.
NO WORDS_DAILY PIX BY HUGH CRAWFORD
POSTCARD FROM THE SLOPE_STOOP SALE
A friend in Beverley Square West is having a stoop sale on Saturday. She sold the house a few months ago and has been living in Vermont for the last few years; one of the people who actually left Brooklyn for greener pastures. She has interesting stuff and if you're in the market for some furnture, it might be worth it to check out the sale and take a look at this interesting and historic neighborhood on the other side of Prospect Park.
Probably the hottest item she has to offer is a print she and her husband bought at Pageant Books:
"The print was taken from a real estate book that mapped out Beverley Square West. I wish I knew the exact chunk of blocks it encompasses.
It is large and we want to sell it for $1400 dollars. Everything is
acid free on it and it is a dark mission wood frame, very handsome,
and tasteful. The book had been salvaged from a fire and looks perfectly
aged like a treasure map. I wish I had had it scanned before it was
framed. It is on yellowed paper and it is fine pen drawings with some
splashes of color for different keys."
Here are her descriptions of the furniture.
"We have a matching set of wooden children's dressers, scaled down
slightly in size with a matching petite book shelf all in a jade green.
A white and grey marble top, farm table from Pottery Barn with white
turned wooden legs, heavy.
A light wood baby crib with pretty off white bedding comforter and
matching dust ruffle.
Contemporary couch in pale green brocade slip cover, slightly worn.
Very comfy.
One queen bed mattress and box spring with inexpensive metal white head
board, used bed but very comfy, good for guest room.
One twin bed with box spring and mattress, hardly used.
Two matching end tables pine tops, blue painted legs and body, shaker
style.
One large contemporary simple block design oak dresser with easy
sliding drawers. Light in color, well made and heavy.
Painted white wood antique end table with drawer. Good for foyer or
guest room.
One antique wooden glass cabinet with three shelves, petite scale, but
pretty nice delicate detail."
House Sale: 242 Marlborough Road. Brooklyn, NY
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POSTCARD FROM THE SLOPE_ANNIVERSARY DAY
Here is a post from this day last year. I actually wrote it when a guy in Yugoslavia asked me to be a guest blogger. I liked it an posted it on Third Street, as well. I don’t post much on that blog anymore. But Smartmom, Hepcat, Teen Spirit, and the Oh So Fiesty One are alive and well in my weekly column in the Brooklyn Papers. Out every Friday, the paper is available all over Brooklyn (at Key Food and other supermarkets, the Ninth Street YMCA, and elsewhere in Park Slope).
Today is the anniversary of Smartmom’s parents. February 3rd. The date
is etched in her mind. She and her sister would go to the same gift
shop year after year to buy an anniversary gift for them. West Town
House smelled of bath soap and sachet. It was just a block and a half
from the Riverside Drive apartment. They’d browse for an hour or more.
And with only four dollars, they’d find something to buy: a stone paper
weight or a letter opener, which the owner would gift wrap in green
paper and a black ribbon bow.
Smartom’s parents aren’t married
anymore. They’ve been separated since 1976. But February 3rd still
stops her short. And while they’ve been separated for longer than they
were together, February 3rd means only one thing: the beginning of
something that later came to an end.
Manhattan Granny showed
OSFO her wedding album a few weeks ago. A large, white, leather-bound
book, the black and white photographs present Smartmom’s parents on
their ceremonial day. In a simple and elegant, calf-length gown, Groovy
Grandma looks like Audrey Hepburn; her hair is close-cropped like
Hepburn’s too.
Groovy Grandpa, with no trace of the beard that
would later define him, looks pleased with himself and his bride. Their
parents gather around them
THE COLUMNIST’S LIFE_How Does it Feel to be Us?
I am enjoying the life of a Brooklyn newspaper columnist. But having a column in The Brooklyn Papers isn’t as "la di da" as you might expect.
While many people are enjoying the column, I have gotten some negative feedback from friends who feel that I am "using" them by referring to things they’ve told me. One or two think I’ve painted them in a bad light.
This is SO not what I intended. But, alas, it is an occupational hazard of writing. Especially writing based on one’s own experiences.
I apologize if I’ve inadvertantly offended anyone. While I don’t plan on being any less honest, I will respect people’s desire for information to be "off-the-record." Those who never want to be mentioned in the blog will never be mentioned in the blog.
Ah, the curse of the memoirst.
Smartmom is written in the 3rd person – and that’s an important fact. It has the feel of fiction on purpose. While a great deal of it is based on my life and the life I see around me, I purposely write it as a story; the adventures of Smartmom, Hepcat, Teen Spirit and the Oh So Fiesty One.
Why? Because it’s more fun and it allows me to take liberties here and there.
People are referred to by fun, totally tongue-in-cheek names like Smartmom, Hepcat, Teen Spirit, the Oh So Fiesty One, Dumb Editor, etc.
Other characters are composites like Militant Mom, Type A, Bugaboo Mom, Overprotective Mom, Gluten Free, and others. Most of the time I am using real quotes (I don’t make this stuff up) but I might change the person or the situation in which it was said.
I feel very strongly that Smartmom is not written in a judgmental way. Sure, I have opinions about things. But I am really more interested in portraying a wide range of viewpoints and showing how Smartmom is affected by all that’s around her.
And humor is important, too. Because while we’re all super serious about our lives – there is much humor in it. It gets you through.
In my view, Smartmom is a fairly open-minded person who listens a lot and is a bit of a know-it-all. She’ll try anything – once – and is very observant and somewhat wry. But mostly she’s trying to figure things out and the learning curve is fairly steep. As Hepcat said in NOT MY KID: "It sounds like you made all the mistakes in the book. Simultaneously."
Yes, that could be Smartmom’s motto.
Smartmom’s name is the most tongue-in-cheek of all. It started back when my son (Teen Spirit) was a toddler. Smartmom was my alter ego: she was the good mother, the mother who did everything right. The one who, most importantly, remembered to bring kleenex to the playground or Goldfish crackers in small plastic containers. She was the one that anticpated all her baby’s needs with aplomb and never once left the house without diapers.
She was most definitely not me. Yet, she was the me I wanted to be.
Overall, Smartmom has really good intentions when it comes to her kids, her husband, her extended family, and her community. But she is also a bit high strung, suceptible to spasms of envy, and a big, big worrier. If in NOT MY KID she seemed confused: she was. Who isn’t about having a teenager in these crazy times? The way she handled Teen Spirit was exactly what happened in real life: Smartmom went into a tailspin and channeled: Nancy Reagan, Reefer Madness, substance abuse expert, empathic-"I’ve been there, kid," and finally super-hysterical mom (it was all 100% so no one else can take credit for that).
Just like all of us, Smartmom doesn’t really know what to do. Oh sometimes she knows what to do – she’s Smartmom, afterall. But more often than not, she’s treading water, trying to do the right thing. If she seems buffoon-ish from time to time, it’s because, well, she is, from time to time.
It really doesn’t interest me to sit back in judgement of those around me. Nor am I interested in gossip or heresay. I actually hope that I am communicating something more. I totally believe that we are all, in so many ways, grappling with the issues of our time. The big stuff. Being humans, spouses, parents to our children, children to our parents, friends, members of our community, our city, our world.
How does it feel to be us? I can only offer my point of view and what I see and hear around me. Sometimes funny, often wise, the community I live in is what inspires me and makes me understand a little more about this life.