Kate, a reader of OTBKB, saw this on Craig’s List and sent it my way. It gave me a laugh. Thanks Kate.

I prefer the Lime over the Orange and recently bought what appears to be an Orange-heavy pack.  If you have a Lime Lifesaver, we can do an even swap.

Sorry, no Gummis.

* this is in or around Brooklyn, NY
no — it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests