Remembering Years of Bad Press at the Park Slope Food Co-Op

Brooklyn Magazine has compiled something called “A History of Disputes at the Park Slope Food Co-Op.”

The motivation?

Well, it’s always fun to poke fun at the seemingly sanctimonious Park Slope Food Co-Op and its long list of debacles or decisions deemed laughable by the media.

The most recent mini-debacle: the Co-Op informed members that if they missed a shift during Hurricane Sandy, the members would be put on alert if they didn’t make it up within the next ten days.

I guess the Co-Op decided not to play nicey nice with all those people who missed shifts. I almost missed my shift the Wednesday after the hurricane because I was completely discombobulated by the whole experience and  the fact that I had a Co-Op shift TOTALLY slipped my mind.

Luckily my supervisor called and we got over there lickity split. She sounded really miffed on the phone.

“I can’t believe you did this on today of all days,” she said. I’m gathering that there were many absences that day.

Check out the story at Brooklyn Magazine. For a laugh. For some indignation if you’re a loyal member and you’re sick and tired of being made fun of. For some social history and light entertainment.

Brooklyn Holiday Book Fair with Pete Hamill

It’s been in the works for months and months and now, it’s finally here. I am so excited for Honey & Wax and all the Brooklyln indie vintage booksellers who will be under one roof for the very first time.

The Brooklyn Holiday Book Fair on December 1, 2012 from noon until 6PM at The Old Stone House will be a wonderful holiday shopping experience for book lovers and those who love beautiful things.

Great gifts for the interesting people in your life.

Best of all, acclaimed author and Brooklyn legend PETE HAMILL will read from a 1906 edition of “The Gift of the Magi” by O.Henry at 4:30 PM. Pete will also be SIGNING copies of his new book of stories about Brooklyn THE CHRISTMAS KID.

To open the holiday season, a group of independent Brooklyn booksellers with a shared interest in print history will fill the Old Stone House with some of their favorite rare, vintage, and out-of-print books. Get to know your local booksellers, and be surprised and inspired by books you didn’t even know you wanted!

Participants include:

Book Thug Nation, Williamsburg, est. 2009

Freebird Books, Cobble Hill, est. 2004

Honey & Wax Booksellers, Park Slope, est. 2012

Human Relations, Bushwick, est. 2012

Open Air Modern, Williamsburg, est. 2009,

P.S. Bookshop, DUMBO, est. 2006

Singularity & Co., DUMBO, est. 2012

Unnameable Books, Prospect Heights, est. 2006

Also for sale: antiquarian maps and prints of Brooklyn, offered by Prints Charming.

The ‘tails:

When: Saturday, December 1, 2012 from Noon until 6 p.m.

Where: The Old Stone House in Park Slope, 336 Third Street between 4th and 5th Avenues. Subway: The F train to 4th Avenue, the R train to Union Street.

Admission is free. Drinks and refreshments will be available.

Rick Moody, Darcey Steinke and Daniel Meeter on Progressive Christianity

Last night I attended a fascinating conversation at Old First Dutch Reformed Church in Park Slope with novelists Rick Moody and Darcey Steinke and the church’s Rev. Daniel Meeter about progressive Christianity and other topics related to an open and humane interpretation of Biblical text. The event was moderated by Jessica Stockton Bagnulo, a member of the Old First congregation and the co-owner of Greenlight Bookstore in Fort Greene.

Here in the United States, Christianity is often associated with right-wing politics and fundamentalism. But increasing numbers of contemporary Christians are trying to change that.

Rick Moody and Darcey Steinke attended Sunday school as children but drifted away from religion as adolescents. As adults, they explored the teachings of the Bible in their own work and as co-editors of the anthology Joyful Noise: The New Testament Revisited.

The critically acclaimed author of the novel The Ice Storm and many other works, Rich Moody takes a decidedly non-fundamentalist view of the Bible. He urges people to read it with an open mind-set. “There’s a politics of reading. One holds that you have to control interpretation. That it’s dangerous…The other holds that you are free to engage with the text,” he said last night.

A minister’s daughter, Darcey Steinke is the author of five books, including Jesus Saves, and Easter Everywhere. She described the discomfort she often feels sharing the fact that she is a Christian with secular  colleagues. “People would act like you were going to give them the flu,” she said.

Rev. Meeter, the author of Why Be A Christian (If No One Goes to Hell) from Shock Foil and pastor of Old First Church, talked about the way that he approaches the Bible: “How do I pretend that John is Shakespeare? It’s a matter of letting go.”

Indeed, his engagement with the Bible is passionately rigorous, even playful. “I am in the Bible a lot. I have a daily conversation with the hymns, the prayer book.”

Progressive values, same sex marriage and the mesh of religion and politics were also discussed. Meeter told the crowd that nowhere does the Bible reject homosexuality. He rankles at the idea that “the God that we worship is the God that blesses America. It’s a weird nationalistic religion.”

In answer to a question about how he balances his progressive politics and his role as leader of a Park Slope church Meeter said: “This church specializes in providing sanctuary, comfort and safety.” He admitted that he tends to be quiet about his opinions on specific political policy.  “I don’t want to be a trumpet, I want to be a first violin.”

The event was part of a new series at the church called Fourth Mission, providing community outreach, predominately through hospitality to the arts

It was also a fundraiser for the restoration of Old First’s ceiling. In September 2011, plaster suddenly fell from the ceiling of the sanctuary. Upon review it was determined that the ceiling damage is not localized, but is a systemic failure in the attachment of the plaster ribs and crosspieces in the ceiling; after 120 years, the structure is failing. Restoring the ceiling will cost hundreds of thousands of dollars; assessments are still underway, as the Old First congregation is rallying to raise funds for repair. A grant from the New York Landmarks Conservancy has kick- started the restoration fund, but Old First is also reaching out to the surrounding community to invite them to help restore this irreplaceable community resource.

43 Notable Writers are Movie Extras at Kos Kaffe

Everybody is making such a big deal about this film shoot at Kos Kaffe on Park Slope’s Fifth Avenue.

As I understand it, 43 notable  writers from Brooklyn and elsewhere were used as extras. Pictured here are Elissa Schappell, Nick Flynn, Darin Strauss,Michael Cunningham, Stephen Hubbell, Mary Morris, Jennifer Gilmore, Glenn Kurtz and Roxana Robinson.

The film is called A Short History of Decay, written and directed by Michael Maren, starring Bryan Greenber, Linda Lavin, Harris Yulin, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Kathleen Rose Perkins and Rebecca Dayan.

The photo is by Heidi Gutman.

Hand Painted Scarves and Colorful Pottery for Gifts

It’s holiday shopping time in Park Slope and that means Susan Steinbrock will be selling her hand-painted scarves pillows and napkins with Claireware, maker of gorgeous and colorful pottery at Claireware’s studio and shop at 543 Union Street on the corner of Nevins Street in Gowanus. Brooklyn. The date: Saturday, December 8th, 10-5 and Sunday December 9th, 12-5.

Steinbrock will also be selling her wares at Stuff, PS 321’s annual craft Fair at PS 321, 1st Street and 7th Avenue, which is also Saturday December 8th, 10-5.

Pete Hamill on WNYC: The Christmas Kid

Here are a few random quotes from Pete Hamill, interviewed on WNYC’s Brian Lehrer Show this morning. He has a new book out, The Christmas Kid, a collection of his stories about growing up in Brooklyn. At 4:30, he will read excerpts from that book at the Brooklyn Holiday Book Fair on Saturday, Dec. 1 at The Old Stone House. He will also read the story, The Gift of the Magi by O. Henry, from a 1906 first edition.

“If we recognzie the humanity of other people we’ll sit down somewhere with a pen and try to tell those stories. I hope that’s still going on.”

“So many writers are residing in Brooklyn. I think it’s because of the human scale of the architecture, you’re not overwhelmed by the buildings. That helps attract writers that I hope will write about the people who pass them on the street.”

“To me where I lived in the so-called South Slope, everything has basically survived. The buildings didn’t burn down like they did in Brownsville where they were erased. I can go around and remember people…There’s a grid that underlies what’s there, a kind of palimpsest. I am hoping that the young who live there now understand that there were people there before. Living there is a richness. Pay attention. Lives of immense density were lived by people even though  they didn’t put statues of them in the park.”

“When the world changed, the commerce of the wharf ended ( the trade of the waterfront), there was still a human element going on. We have to recognize the humanity of each other otherwise it’s a very lonely existence.”

 

Fire in Iconic Park Slope Building

Sad.

This morning a big fire burned through 200 Seventh Avenue, a four-story brick building between Second and Third Streets in Park Slope, that is owned by artist Mark Ravitz, who famously put sculptural paint-drip cows on the facade. The fire broke out around 9AM this morning. There were no fatalities or injuries and from a distance the paint-drips seemed to be unharmed.

Not a kid in Park Slope hasn’t remarked on those paint drips. They’re really quite magical and unexpected.

cow drip building fire on seventh avenue in park slope

First responders from  Squad 1, 122 and 105 were on the scene. The top two floors, where the artist and his family lived and worked, are totally burned out.  Talk about irreplaceable damage.

A large crowd gathered as firefighters put the fire out and lingered afterwards remarking on the drip sculptures loved by so many. The sculptures have changed color numerous times over the years most recently in April of 2012. Originally painted like black and white cow hide are now turquoise and gold and reminsiscent of unicorns.

The fire comes just a few months after another fire on the very same block. The building that houses Good Footing had a serious roof fire during the summer which burned out two floors of apartments and caused substantial damage to Good Footing, an athletic shoe store.

This Saturday: The Brooklyn Holiday Book Fair

The Brooklyn Holiday Book Fair on December 1, 2012 from noon until 6PM at The Old Stone House will be a wonderful holiday shopping odyssey for book lovers and those who love beautiful things.

Best of all, acclaimed author and Brooklyn legend PETE HAMILL will read from an early edition of “The Gift of the Magi” by O.Henry at 4:30 PM. Pete will also be SIGNING copies of his new book of stories about Brooklyn THE CHRISTMAS KID.

To open the holiday season, a group of independent Brooklyn booksellers with a shared interest in print history will fill the Old Stone House with some of their favorite rare, vintage, and out-of-print books. Get to know your local booksellers, and be surprised and inspired by books you didn’t even know you wanted!

Participants include:

Book Thug Nation, Williamsburg, est. 2009

Freebird Books, Cobble Hill, est. 2004

Honey & Wax Booksellers, Park Slope, est. 2012

Human Relations, Bushwick, est. 2012

Open Air Modern, Williamsburg, est. 2009,

P.S. Bookshop, DUMBO, est. 2006

Singularity & Co., DUMBO, est. 2012

Unnameable Books, Prospect Heights, est. 2006

Also for sale: antiquarian maps and prints of Brooklyn, offered by Prints Charming.

The ‘tails:

When: Saturday, December 1, 2012 from Noon until 6 p.m.
Where: The Old Stone House in Park Slope, 336 Third Street between 4th and 5th Avenues. Subway: The F train to 4th Avenue, the R train to Union Street.
Admission is free. Drinks and refreshments will be available.

Center for Urban Science and Progress Coming to Downtown Brooklyn

Last spring, Mayor Bloomberg announced the launch of the Center for Urban Science and Progress (CUSP), an applied science research institute that is being created by New York University and NYU-Poly that will include a consortium of universities and tech companies.

Known by the acronym CUSP (good acronym), this program is an effort “to create an applied science institute in New York that will make the city a world capital of science and technology, and lead to new jobs, and the grand technical, intellectual, engineering, academic, and human challenges posed by a rapidly urbanizing world.”

And guess where CUSP  is located. You guessed it. Brooklyn. Downtown Brooklyn, that is. Today CUSP announced that it will launch its inaugural programs and host its first class of 50 students at MetroTech in Downtown Brooklyn next fall. Construction is set to begin on 26,000 square feet of space in 1 MetroTech Center.

 

 

Martha Rosler’s Garage Sale at MOMA

For her first solo exhibition at The Museum of Modern Art, Brooklyn artist Martha Rosler  is having a garage sale. In fact, the piece is called Garage Sale and it is currently showing in the The Donald B. and Catherine C. Marron Atrium at the Museum until November 30, 2012.

Rosler is considered an influential artist of her generation. For more than 40 years, she has made photography, performance, video, and installation about, she says “the commonplace, art that illuminates social life.”

Rosler held the first Garage Sale, Monumental Garage Sale, in 1973 in the student gallery of the University of California, San Diego. Like the MOMA exhibit, she sold clothes, books, records, toys, costume jewelry, personal letters, art works, and other mementos, as well as soft-core pornographic magazines.

Nation’s First Medical Practice for Freelancers

Healthcare for freelancers just got a little bit better.

Today in downtown Brooklyn, the nation’s only state-of-the-art primary care practice for freelancers opened its doors. This facility will serve the city’s growing independent workforce, which includes  freelancers, entrepreneurs, part-timers, independent contractors, and the self-employed.

We, and I can truly say we, account for 1 out of 3 U.S. workers.

Just so you know, my family’s insurance plan happens to be from Freelancers Insurance Company (FIC). We pay approximately $1,200 per month for coverage. It sounds like things just got even better if this facility is as good as it sounds.

For quite some time, I have been  following the progress of this new medical practice developed by Freelancers Union founder Sara Horowitz, a recipient of a MacArthur Genius Award. Thanks to Horowitz’s vision, Freelancers Medical is open to FIC enrollees, offering primary care as well as preventative and personal wellness programs (guided meditation, yoga, mental health services, and nutrition counseling).

Very smart to have preventative health and wellness programs.

“I’m thrilled to launch Freelancers Medical, our new cutting-edge healthcare program with a dedicated primary care practice in the heart of Brooklyn,” said Horowitz and quoted in a recent press release.

“Forty-two million of the nation’s most innovative, entrepreneurial workers struggle to cover their basic healthcare needs because they’re freelancers, and don’t have the luxury of work-sponsored health insurance. That’s why we’re harnessing the growing market power of the independent workforce and re-imagining what healthcare can and should be for new economy workers.”

At Freelancers Medical’s primary care practice, patients can expect:

–No co-pay

–Free Wi-Fi

–Access to doctors and health coaches by phone, text, email, and Skype

–Free workshops onsite focused on health, wellness, and prevention, including healthy cooking classes, smoking cessation programs, meditation, yoga, acupuncture, and ergonomics.

I am excited to visit the facility soon.

 

 

Fortune: Two Boots and Social Media for Sandy

Fortune has a story about the Hurricane Sandy Relief Kitchen at Old First Church started by  Andy Wandilak, the owner of Two Boots Pizza in Park Slope Brooklyn.

Here’s to Andy Wandilak, the owner of Two Boots Pizza in Park Slope Brooklyn. On the day Hurricane Sandy decimated entire neighborhoods of New York, he offered to feed and shelter the family of a musician who plays at his restaurant. The guy’s descriptions of the storm’s aftermath were tragic. So Andy started cooking. He used Facebook and Twitter to ask the restaurant’s patrons for support. By the weekend, he was serving up roughly 1,500 cups of soup daily.

Coming Soon: The 2012 Park Slope 100

Send your nominations in now for the annual Park Slope 100. Deadline is December 1, 2012. I haven’t done The  Park Slope 100 since 2010. How is that possible? I think it’s time to do it again. I have ideas, sure. But I need nominations from YOU, you who know people I’ve never even heard of. Please send them in. All nominations will be considered. Promise.

What is the Park Slope 100 you ask? 

The Park Slope 10o is a highly opinionated, subjective list of the most talented, energetic, ambitious, creative  and generous individuals in the Greater Park Slope area who reach outward toward the larger community and the world to lead, to help, to teach,  to create, to improve, to inform, to network, to change…

The people who have been on the Park Slope 100 are community activists, entrepreneurs, volunteers, spiritual leaders, publishers, bloggers, arts administrators, social workers, therapists, artists, writers, educators, politicians, chefs and restaurant owners and more…

The Park Slope 100 is in alphabetical order. Whenever possible, links to web sites, blogs, and/or more information is included so that you can learn more about these remarkable individuals.

The Park Slope 100 is sure to cause some controversy. There are many, many more people who deserve to be here. So please send your nominations in.

The Park Slope 100 was created by Louise Crawford and she takes full responsibility for it. I want to hear from you who YOU think should be on this list.

December Events: Brooklyn Holiday Book Fair, Therapy, Feast

December is a Feast for lovers of rare books, shopping, and literary events. Here are three that  I had my hand in. Please come!

December 1, noon until 6PM: The First Annual Brooklyn Holiday Book Fair at The Old Stone House featuring rare, vintage and out-of-print books from independent booksellers from all over Brooklyn.  Antiquarian maps, prints and ephemera.  Get to know emerging local booksellers, jump-start your holiday shopping and be surprised by books you didn’t even know you wanted. Book Thug NationFreebird BooksHoney & Wax BooksellersHuman RelationsOpen Air Modern, Prints Charming, PS BookshopSingularity & Co.Unnameable Books

December 5 at 7PM: Only the Blog at Two Moon Presents Therapy, a 50-minute reading by writers who write about the talking cure and other forms of therapy in ways serious and hilarious. Leora Skolkin-Smith, Marian Fontana, Louise Crawford, Ira Goldstein, Karen Ritter.  Two Moon Art House and Cafe: 315 Fourth Avenue between 2nd and 3rd Streets.

December 6 at 8PM:Brooklyn Reading Works presents Feast: Writers on Food curated by Ame Gilbert at The Old Stone House, 336 Third Street between 4th and 5th Avenues in Park Slope. Writing about  food as memory, food as metaphor, food as subject matter, food and sex; food and death, food as trigger for sensorial and tasty writing with Molly O’Neill, Sara Kate Gillingham-Ryan, Aarela Martinez, Sarah Safford and Ame Gilbert.

 

 

 

Last Night at the Bell House: Rosanne Cash

I arrived late for the Musical Extravaganza to Restore Red Hook (presented by Jalopy) at the Bell House but I didn’t miss Rosanne Cash.

And that’s a good thing.

At 10PM, Brad Lander, the respected City Council member for the district that includes Red Hook, Gowanus and Park Slope, took to the stage to introduce the legend who had arrived from Manhattan to pitch in for a Red Hook devastated by Hurricane Sandy.

Rosanne brought incandescent star power to the stage. But her cred doesn’t just come from the fact that her dad is Johnny Cash, who made her a list when she was 18 of 100 essential country songs. She is also a smart songwriter with a flair for the well-chosen word. She’s got a very generous and inclusive stage presence and a husband, producer John Leventhal, who is one hell of a guitar player.

Last night she did a few songs from The List, her album of contemporary interpretations of her dad’s list, including to-die-for versions of Long Black Veil, Heartaches by the Number by Elvis Costello and Motherless Children. She also did Etta’s Song and Modern Blue, two new songs from a forthcoming album about the South.

She opened with the rocking Radio Operator from her 2006 album Black Cadillac, which she made after her father, her mother Vivian Cash Distin, and her stepmother June Cash all died within a span of two years. Later she treated the audience to her big radio hit, Seven Year Ache. The arrangements of all the songs by John Leventhal betrayed a  delicious roots, country and twangy blues sensibility.

The audience screamed “one more song” when the band left stage and she obliged with one more. Her depth of spirit was clearly on display as she thanked the audience in return and urged the crowd to give generously to aid the restoration of Red Hook.”

“I don’t think I’ve ever had so much fun performing in New York City.”

Photo by Tom Martinez

 

Tonight: Musical Extravaganza to Restore Red Hook

Tonight at The Bell House at 7PM (6PM doors open), The Musical Extravaganza to Restore Red Hook (presented by Jalopy).

Apparently, the evening kicks off with a square dance, hosted by NYC Barn Dance. Roseanne Cash will headline the evening, and Jesse Lenat, John Pinamonti and the Brotherhood of the Whiskey Spitter Rebellion will play. Michael Buscemi will screen his new film on the bus that runs through Red Hook, called “B61.”

The  show will benefit Restore Red Hook, which aims to raise funds to help the small businesses of Red Hook, Brooklyn reopen their doors as soon as possible after the devastation of Hurricane Sandy.

Jackie’s Bar Petitions to Secede from Park Slope

A petition to the President of the United States from a bar on Fifth Avenue and 8th Street in Park Slope, er, Brooklyn.

“Due to the changing nature of the neighborhood and the fact that we are beginning to take offense when potential customers come into the bar, look around them with disdain, and leave, immediately, we the people of Jackie’s 5th Amendment at 404 5th Avenue request the permission of the United States Government to peacefully secede from Park Slope and become our own neighborhood, to be tentatively known as ‘Brooklyn.”

Video of Writing War: Fiction and Poetry by Vets

Thanks to filmmaker Lesley Topping, we’ve got video of  last Thursday’s Writing War featuring five veterans who write fiction and/or poetry. Thank goodness Lesley decided to show up with her camera. I am so grateful.

Writing War was curated by Peter Catapano of the New York Times’ and presented by Brooklyn Reading Works at the Old Stone House in Park Slope.The featured writers were Phil Klay, Mariette Kalinowski, Roy Scranton, Matt Gallagher, and Maurice Decual. We had a full house and a wonderful evening of readings and Q&A

Lesley is a New York based producer, film editor, and video maker. At lesleytoppingmedia.com, you can see videos and clips from her projects.

Tiger Blanket Records Vintage Clothing Boutique

It’s a vintage clothing store. No, it’s a record company. Well, it’s both as reflected in the name. Tiger Blanket Records Vintage Clothing Boutique.

Say it three times fast.

Tiger Blanket is a record label AND a unique line of glam rock Americana vintage clothing on Graham Avenue in Williamsburg. The owner, Emmy Wildwood, personally curated the vintage gems, which she has collected over the years as a musician and vintage fashion fanatic.

The official Grand Opening is this Wednesday, November 21st. It’s from 6-8PM. So this is a call out to all of you who love rock and roll AND vintage clothing AND are not going away for Thanksgiving.

Emmy, pictured left, is the coolest. And she’s got plenty of attitude. “We don’t like music snobs, pretentious pricks and stereotyping. We don’t assume all male musicians are in indie rock bands, we don’t assume all female musicians play acoustic guitar but its ok if you are and do. We like whiskey, french-kissing in private and birth control. We are a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets,” she writes on her website.

Emmy will be serving wine and appetizers and giving awesome door prizes and giveaways during the event and I’m sure there will be music. And lots of it. Because Emmy’s in a band called Velta.

 

 

 

Brad Lander: Recovering As One City

As Thanksgiving approaches, I think we are all a little bit more aware of how stratified our city is. In the aftermath of  Hurricane Sandy, it was painful to watch as recovery to certain areas was painfully slow. A friend wrote yesterday on Facebook that he was still without  phone and electricity in Red Hook. Hugh was in Coney Island this morning and saw long lines of people waiting for food.

Here our City Councilmember Brad Lander addresses the disparity in the recovery effort and reaches out to New Yorkers to demand more for all the citizens of our city.

The past few weeks have been deeply trying ones for New Yorkers, with many lives and thousands of homes lost. The storm exposed not only our vulnerability as a city, but widespread inequality as well. Wall Street reopened one day after the storm, but many in public housing waited three weeks for heat, and many others remain without adequate shelter. I’ve heard many of you call it a tale of two cities.

But we’ve also seen extraordinary acts of generosity and courage, as people have come together to provide food, blankets, money, helping hands, comfort, and hope on an incredible scale.

As we turn from relief to recovery, we face a stark choice.

Will we simply rebuild what was there before—a city divided by inequality and poverty, vulnerable to climate change, with government decisions too often driven by corporate interests rather than the public interest?

Or will we build on the remarkable spirit of organized compassion we’ve seen—and try to create a city where everyone is protected, and no one is homeless? Will we rebuild two cities, or one?

Let’s rebuild by creating forward-thinking infrastructure and good jobs, while including residents in the decisions about the future of their communities.

Please sign our SignOn.org petition calling on Mayor Bloomberg to make this a recovery that genuinely works for everyone.

After Hurricane Katrina, rebuilding policies focused on corporate tax breaks rather than public housing. Here in New York, the 9/11 recovery ensured a resurgent Wall Street, but created a Lower Manhattan that was even less affordable for most New Yorkers.

We must invest significant public resources to rebuild our city and create the sustainable infrastructure we need. While we do that, we must also insure genuine economic opportunities, affordable housing, and a healthier and safer city for everyone.

Let’s reject a trickle-down recovery. Call on Mayor Bloomberg to invest in all New Yorkers and our neighborhoods, so New York City’s recovery creates a more sustainable, equal, and democratic New York.

A more sustainable recovery will invest in infrastructure we needed long before Sandy—like neighborhoods and environmental systems that are sustainable in the long term and help protect New York from extreme weather. We need to focus on counteracting climate change by expanding our mass transit system, promoting energy efficiency and green buildings, and accelerating regional alternative energy projects like solar, tidal power and wind farms.

Continue reading Brad Lander: Recovering As One City

Annoying Beep

Our dishwasher broke down the other day. It still runs but it makes a terrible grinding noise when it’s turned on so we can’t use it which is a bit of a disaster for Thanksgiving.

I know: First World Problem and a very small one Post-Hurricane Sandy.

Still, it’s an annoyance. But worst of all: every minute it beeps. There’s obviously some kind of timer in there but we can’t figure out how to set it OR turn it off.

So every minute: Beep. A minute later: Beep. In the middle of the night: Beep.

Hopefully, the  dishwasher repair person will come soon and stop the beep and fix the dishwasher because that effing BEEP is driving me CRAZY.

Note: The gorgeous dishwasher in the gorgeous kitchen above is most definitely NOT my kitchen.

Literary Film Shoot at Kos Kaffe

A great lede and a buzzy Arts Beat article by Jennifer Schuessler in the New York Times. Apparently there was a film shoot at the newish Kos Kaffe in Park Slope and a host of Brooklyn opulent literati were there. Jennifer Egan, Mary Morris, Tad Friend and others…

Brooklyn is famously lousy with writers, as Holden Caulfield might have put it. But at 7 am on Monday morning, Kos Kaffe in Park Slope was even lousier than usual.

At one table, Jennifer Egan sat scribbling on a yellow legal pad, not far from Roxana Robinson, Philip Gourevitch, John Burnham Schwartz and Jane Green. Across the room, Michael Cunningham chatted with Nick Flynn, while Mary Morris sat with a battered notebook and a pile of printouts and Darin Strauss checked ESPN.com on his laptop.

The occasion was the shooting of a scene in Michael Maren’s forthcoming film, “A Short History of Decay,” that aims to show off the most impressive mass literary cameo in recent film history. But some in attendance, perhaps hopped up on free espresso, jokingly reached for even more grandiose claims.

“This is our Black and White Ball,” said the New Yorker writer Tad Friend (referring to Truman Capote’s legendary 1966 party at the Plaza Hotel), before turning back to revisions on his upcoming article about underwater mortgages.

Dec 6: Feast, Writers on Food at Brooklyn Reading Works

Brooklyn Reading Works at The Old Stone House has quite a few annual events that delight audiences and writers alike. There’s Edgy Moms; Writing War; In the Year of the ____: Celebration of Asian-American Writers; New Plays by Brooklyn Playwrights; and Young Writers Night.

And then there’s Feast, which is always a treat AND a benefit for a local food pantry. It’s usually in early December and this year it will be December 6th at 8PM at the Old Stone House (336 Third Street between 4th and 5th Avenues, F to Fourth Avenue, R to Union Street).

This event, an evening of writing about food, was the brainchild of poet Michele Madigan Somerville. For quite a few years, she gathered poets, fiction writers, bloggers and memoirists to read about food as memory, food as metaphor, food as subject matter, food and sex; food and death, food as trigger for sensorial and juicy writing.

Ame Gilbert, a wonderful chef and a luminous writer of poetry and non-fiction, was included in all of Michelle’s FEAST evenings is now taking over. This years participants include:

Molly O’Neill, renowned writer, teacher and founder of the online Cook ‘n Scribble community

Sara Kate Gillingham-Ryan, renowned author, blogger and editor of The Kitchn. She is also a poet at heart.

Aarela Martinez, renowned cultural emissary and restauranteur.

Sarah Safford, renowned lyricist and ukulele mama

Ame Gilbert, who is somehow renowned and pleasantly round!

The ‘Tails:

Feast: Writers on Food @ The Old Stone House

336 Third Street between Fifth and Fourth Avenues in Park Slope, Bklyn 11215

718-768-9135 or 718-288-4290

http://www.brooklynreadingworks.com

$5 donation includes refreshments

December 6th, 2012 @ 8:00 PM

Only the Blog at Two Moon: Therapy

Writing is definitely a form of therapy. But this reading is devoted to writers who WRITE about the talking cure and other forms of therapy. Join us for a 50-minute reading that will be in equal measures serious and hilarious with Leora Skolkin-Smith, Marian Fontana, Karen Ritter, Ira Goldstein and Louise Crawford.

Paging Dr. Freud.

Only the Blog at Two Moon is a monthly reading series produced by Louise Crawford (Only the Blog Knows Brooklyn, Brooklyn Reading Works and Brooklyn Social Media) at Two Moon Art House and Cafe (315 Fourth Avenue between 3rd and 2nd Streets in Park Slope).

Join us for a relaxed, social evening/performance at the Slope’s newest cultural spot with wine, coffee, delicious soups, sandwiches, salads and desserts.

New: Landhaus Indoors on Union Street in Park Slope

Say hello to Landhaus, the new and groovy sandwich place on Union Street just off of Seventh Avenue. It’s the spot that was People’s Pops during the summer.

Now it’s Landhaus, faves of the Brooklyn Flea and Smorgusburg (see left). Landhaus creates “addictive, tasty food with the best ingredients available in the Northeast.” You can find them weekly at both Smorgasburgs (Williamsburg and DUMBO) & Brooklyn Flea and The Woods Bar daily in Williamsburg.

I haven’t seen the Union Street menu yet, but they’re famous for their Grilled Maple Bacon Sticks, which were voted the best bacon in NYC by the Village Voice Newspaper. On a stick with maple syrup and secret spices.

They also serve a BLT with Landhaus Bacon, Red Leaf Lettuce, Lucky’s tomatoes, bacon infused mayo on toasted Napoli Bakery Bread, a Lamburger, a  custom blend of grass fed lamb and pork fat-back, whipped sheeps milk feta, house made harissa, grilled onions and cilantro on Napoli Bakery roll.

Interview with Victor LaValle in Days of Yore

I’ve been a Victor LaValle fan since he read at Brooklyn Reading Works a couple of years ago in Young, Gifted and Black (Men) curated by Martha Southgate.

Today, there’s a nice interview with him in Days of Yore, a site which interviews artists before they had money, fame, or roadmaps to success. It’s a great site and you should know about it.

LaValle is a writer and teacher who was raised in Queens, New York and now lives in Washington heights with his wife and young son. He is the author of the short story collectionSlapboxing with Jesus, three novels, The EcstaticBig Machine, and The Devil in Silver, and an ebook only novella, Lucretia and the Kroons. On the back cover of Big Machine, Mos Def proclaims that LaValle’s writing, “is like nothing I’ve ever read, incredibly human and alien at the same time.”

Here’s an excerpt from the Days of Yore interview:

When did you first start thinking that you would write, or when did you first write a story?

I wrote my first story when I was 13 or 14. And then I even sent it in to magazines. I sent my first story into a magazine called Grue Magazine, a horror magazine put out of the lower east side. The woman who was the Editor in Chief is now either the vice president or the chancellor of the Church of Satan. The magazine had closed, but the church of Satan took her in, I guess.

But when I sent my story in, she sent back this great rejection sheet. It had a list of all these craft issue like characterization, plot, language, pacing, and beside each of them this chart: “good, very good, not so good.” She went through and checked off all these things and then gave notes like: “characterization: good—and here’s why.” It was a real labor of love because I’m sure it [the magazine] was not a money-making venture. At the bottom she even wrote a little note —because I must have said in there that I was like 13 or 14— that said, “This is an auspicious start for someone so young.” And I saved it.